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Umm is this new? This is something we've all know. His 'bae' is a married senator in Nigeria. Everyone knows this.

As long as the guy knows what she looks like without the makeup, and he's happy with that there's no problem. This transformation is something else though.

tosyne2much:
Keep on deceiving yourself. A responsible lady does not go around with condoms no matter how much you just to justify what's morally improper.

Abeg forget about this STD bullcrap you're talking about. What is bad is bad.. Stop justifying waywardness

Everytime I see your comments, I always shake my head in disgust. No offence.

Lool.

Blackfyre:
Same too, it was a terrible experience. I commend the peeps who engage in it, some guts.

How about shisha/hookah?

shisha is cool. Just makes me feel lightheaded, thats all.

Blackfyre:
How often do you take it?

Never. One off situation.

owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

Very relatable. Weed should be taken moderately. But if you over do it, you will honestly feel like you're dying. Its a very horrible experience. Wouldn't wish it on my enemy. People may think you're over exaggerating but its 100% real. I didn't get over my situation until after 48hours.

Whoever is liking my posts please stop it. It's creeping me out.

TrapHedges:
why did u act like u wanted to be friend with me.. and disappeared

I can't even remember, honestly.

TrapHedges:
safiaa t or d ??

T

Hmmmm

doctorkush:
what's interesting about you? your personality

T

hmm. I want to be a part time sex therapist. And I can be quite weird. Lol.

Whats your biggest fear ?

Pidginwhisper:
Your real name

safiaa is my real name.

doctorkush:
lol....
T or D

T

doctorkush:
im doing fine dear. you actually didn't drop by on the esteemed thread today. so I see you like the game they are playing. are you interested??

Ashewo thread??


I'm interested

Ladyjumong:
oh man, smarter than that. we both knw there's more to the teasing.


em okay to change the topic if it's making u feel uneasy. no need tho. we are done with that.


so back to the topic. u don wanna upload her pic ? good.


so u kmw. the age thing was a cute lie although i wasnt expectin you to beliv that. em a way younger


wanna try some more game

Why do you wanna see my pic so bad lol?

Pidginwhisper:
But to know you sef no be beans,dat one no fit dey possible without your permission. Make we just roll on normal level for here.


T or D?

Truth

doctorkush:
my safiaa we can observe side by side in an atmosphere of love while the boys hook the girls up...

how are u sugar honey spiced cake??

I'm okay hun. How are you?

Blackfyre:
Let's wait for safiaa, what's a party without the female huh?

Both you and no favours can kpansh each other. I'm not interested

Pidginwhisper:
You neva ready be that

If you get to know me, you may see it

Pidginwhisper:
I dare you make you upload your pix for 10mins

Not happening

Blackfyre:
What you think about me and nofavors?

Hope he doesn't freak out

As in you guys a couple?

Different kind of hookups happening on this thread. Lemme just observe. * sips tea*

Blackfyre:
Pleas don't be nice.

Why?

NoFavors:
He truly is. His questions are really weird. Gosh!

Hes been following me around for the past week asking me weird questions. I'm just entertaining him today, because I have time.

Blackfyre:
Thank you for answering tho.

As the joker says "what doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger"

Who would you kill

ChiefPiiko:
I didn't quote you

Okay

Blackfyre:
You are to shoot between a paedophile and a rapist who will you shoot first and only?

See question! You are a what? A W, E to the I, R to the D and O. Weirdo.

I would shoot the rapist

ChiefPiiko:
she's a trash girl

Fucck off. Stop with the mentions.

NoFavors:
check.

I dare you to to put my picture on you profile for 48 hours

Sure, send me your pic. A nice one ohh

lool

NoFavors:
check

T or D?

no you have to do it again. You didn't sing properly lol.

Dare.

NoFavors:
D

Send a vn to me singing 'I love yooooouuuu' loool.