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NoFavors:
I dare you to upload your picture

You and I both know that aint happening lol.

Dare. Someone should dare me please

TSOM:
Miserable? Isn't that ironically hilarious coming from you a whoring freak of nature who created these threads: https://www.nairaland.com/3742953/say-no-broke-men-ladies

https://www.nairaland.com/3676285/ladies-proud-bodycount?

Miserable would be you allowing Alhaji and protégés to turns pounding away at your vagina which smell like wet shoes just so he'd give you fake bangles and earring.

Miserable would be every guy who accosts you using "Hey babe, how much for two rounds with you?" as a chat-up line.

Stick to being the plaything of every teenage boy who wants to lose his virginity.

Yawns. Ok.

Tempo - chris brown.

iamJ:
average looks and short height now wa ooo

Make I write abc first?

You now you couldn't even breathe next to this girl in real life, why the stunting on the net? You're ridiculous, cover your face in shame.

TSOM:
You brought this on yourself.

Next please? Isn't that your mum's cliché when she has countless random countless men huffing and puffing over her serially like a car assembly plant with parts being fixed? "Oga, just ten minutes and you're done. You paid me only #500. Next please?!"

You should know I can do this and no one moniker means anything to me as I'd willing sacrifice any moniker I logon with at the risk of a ten-year forum-wide ban just for the sheer pleasure of causing you pain.

Have seen your mum all day? She's on Instagram broadcasting a live feed of her boobs.

Are you this miserable in real life?

He's always been a good dresser. Very classy.

NoFavors:
Obviously. But let's pretend it does. Lol

Perhaps the husband didn't get to see/call his side chick again and the side chick couldn't send a text. Lol. Bloggers and Bullshyt

He'll still message her on whatsapp though lol

Doesn't make sense

dan9ice:
Organsm

Lies

Have my dream job. From that I can accomplish 95% of the things on that list.

Judging from the video the girl is daft and sluggish. You want to steal, at least be smart, jeez.

NoFavors:
safia

text me.

Akalia:
na short niggaz like me be your type?

How short? 5'9-5'11 is my spec ohh. Lool. But this guy is like 6'4, it's too much.

ChiefPiiko:
I want to ask you something can you mail me

you mail me

When there's money, you can pick some girls by the edge of your toes.

Prognose:
Has it ever occurred to you that those statistics are lies propagated by the gay community in a bid to silence their strongest opponents?

I knew somebody would try to oppose the facts. You're entitled to believe what you wish.

Blackfyre:
Madam, are you sure you weren't concerned about this because of some personal experiences? Be honest, i want to show you something.

no

safarigirl:
She must be living a lonely life. Alk these designer bags and shoes and nobody to talk to when your day is over...

Very lonely

Toke is far from lonely.

Blackfyre:
I did not see any clause to your "mind your business".

I'm not in anyones business. If im asking him a simple general question, without being judgemental or condemning his act then whats your point? On the thread that you quoted me for, people were condemning, calling her out of her name, using religion to judge and all sorts. In that case, they were being unnecessarily obnoxious and yes, they should mind their business.

Seun please create a way for NLanders to block people. The Mods can only do so much. They're too many stalkers, weirdos and peasants on this site. Its overwhelming.

Blackfyre:
Follow your advice.

Its his life. If he wants to Bleep, he's going to do it and im not judging nor condemning, it's not affecting me. Im simply asking why he's stressing himself?

ireke:
I swear I have never and will never use any of those lines. I am pretty honest about it, I don't even lie that I want to be your friend.

I tell them straight up - I am married with kids. I'm not looking for a wife and I don't do girlfriend or mistress runs. I'm just looking for friends with benefits. We just take care of each other in different ways.

Generally, You don't have to hope into bed or get down with me but don't form for me either. Don't tell me to go and meet my wife for sex when you won't go and meet your boyfriends or parents for your wants. I can supply your needs if I see that you are truly in need but as a matter of principle I leave girls alone when I am helping them financially. I feel like I'm getting paid for something I should just do for God.

Why am I saying this self? Guess I'm bored

Why go through the stress? Stay faithful.

jamarifox:
Nigeria and hypocrisy.
see them.
the mumus above me claiming to hate gays. I can't laugh abeg


@ op, u deserve better. leave that relationship, castrate your brother because d guy na idiot and next time read the signs before entering any relationship. good luck

I wonder oh. Nigerian men 'hate' gays so much but how can Nigeria surpass the Uk and USA in watching gay porn/searching for gay things online? The kind of stories I've heard, you would be surpised. It is well.

Not my type. Too tall.

Why is gay porn the top ten search in Nigeria? This is not surprising.

You're hella weird

missyadorable:
Some ladies are here abusing you but same ladies are giving their holes to boyfriends to stretch anyhow with nothing to show for it.

Some guys are here abusing you but same guys are destroying ladies holes without mercy in the name of girlfriend.

I will not abuse or applaud you.
it's your life..Live it as it pleases you.

Afterall,every unmarried person who has sex is a sinner.
Na the same punishment dem go all get.

I agree oh

If na ashewo life you want to live, it's your life. What's my busines? Nigerians are too concerned about the wrong thing.

Caringguy:
Why are you shining ur 32?

I like you

Caringguy:
ok

Caringguy:
Yea i will be there.

Smellymouth where you dey? I wan see you tomorrow

You will be there?

Definitely going to make it.

Jupxter:
Tosin wasn't authoritative he simply stated his points saying that it comes naturally for a woman to do somethings. Its the backbone of the argument, submissiveness isn't slavery, the man shows his woman love, the woman in turn respects him, how hard is this to understand ?

Alright Mr Jupiter