₦airaland Forum

Myself2:
Rubbish write up loaded with half truths and outright lies.
Well,shame on you ignorant economist,Nigerians want continuity of transformation nand not dictatorship,go and wish dictatorship(by a clueless tyrant) for your own country.
Shame on you and your evil collaborators that fed you with such lies as the audit report of pricewaterhouse coopers is out and no $20 billion was ever missing

I wonder why APC hypocrites and criminals had stuck with the false $20 billion figure,when the rabble rousing Sanusi Lamido that started the whole lie in the first place had long come out to say HE WAS WRONG THAT IT WAS NOT $20 billion,but $10 billion,thankfully the figure has now been established to be $1.48 billion which was a problem of reconciliation

Shame on you APC lot,God pass una and MB will never be president,yes Muhammadu Buhari will NEVER be president.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are saying NNPC's accountants are so retarded, they missed $1.48bn in their reconciliation?

ApexTitan:
The Economist is one of my favourite newspapers and is widely respected abroad however I have to disagree with them on this occasion. The article assumes that all Nigerians have forgiven Buhari's past. The article also hasn't been intimated on the plans that Buhari has proposed for Nigeria.

No candidate with the kind of human rights record that Buhari has will stand election in any western country let alone receive endorsement from the press. It's only in Africa(once referred to as dark continent, the jungle) where past dictators can receive endorsement from western media houses.

Jonathan has been a dissappointment in many areas but to return to Buhari, who has a terrible history of oppression and till today who is himself unapologetic about his past, is an insult to our democracy.

For them to go for Buhari, tells you how bad the clueless Retardeen is.

That is akin to selecting Asad over ISIS, after all Asad has done. The far less bad of 2 poor choices.

In all countries in the world outside Africa, the man GEJ is seen as a complete fooooool.

Everything was in the wikileaks about Nigeria. That was confidential material that we were never suppose to know about or see, so no one can say anything was said to be used as propaganda.

Some of the things revealed by wikileaks was:

1) The Nigerian Chief of Army Staff said the VP, i.e. Retardeen, was a very simple man that was easily influenced.

2) The American Ambassador said that Retardeen has an underwhelming personality and his previous performance is worrying.

3) When Retardeen was Governor of Bayelsa state during the time of the ND militants, he was regarded by the Americans as "weak and out of the loop".

4) A Shell employee stated that having met Retardeen when he was Governor, Retardeen revealed that his life has been threatened by ND militants. The contact Shell employee's assessment of Retardeen was that Retardeen was clearly out of his depth.

5) The American Ambassador called Retardeen a "corrupt and ineffective state governor". He also said the baggage that Jonathan will carry with him into State House includes "past reports of corruption, political thuggery, and payments to militant factions".

6) Another leak said Shepopotamus Patience Jonathan runs her own show and Retardeen has little or no control over her, stressing that she has a more forceful personality than the husband.

Can you tell me which part of these Retardeen's actions has proven to be wrong?

Alfranco:
The publication is part of the ploy of the international community and unsuspecting local collaborators to make sure current government or development strides aimed at Nigeria's economic independence/ industrial development is checked. The current govt/GEJ must go for them to achieve their ulterior motives.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

What development?

And how is the development dependent on Retardeen?

maestroferddi:
The collective pronoun "we" as used is nebulous to say the least.

Was The Economist editorialising on the election or was this piece sponsored by some funny elements?

This piece, replete with inaccuracies, is a fraction too patronising. I really wonder what some people are thinking when they believe they can administer prescriptions on an ailment without conducting due diagnoses.

What inaccuracies did you spot there?

ROSSIKE:
They are wrong. Just because they say something.....are they your God? Or you don't have your own brain to know that nothing gets better in Nigeria unless someone makes it so? Despite ko, despite ni,

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Did you pull that from your arsse?

gbl01:
No disrespect, But if the West has left Syria, Iraq and Libya alone, less people would have died, ISIS would never had started, Libya would still be well governed, Iraq would have been stable, Syria would have been in peace. I've come to believe the West always have a way of crumbling growing countries, they crushed USSR and lately hacking of Merkel's phone wasnt for anything good They pushed even UN to do their bidding, attack innocent people because they want to bring the presidents down. Its Ok, Let the west help tune how Nigerians decide, let Buhari win- Same slavery!

My point is, Leave Nigerians to decide how they want to be govern- I think majority even want Buhari, stop fueling tensions. There's so much you're not privy to. GEJ is a failure and GMB might be worse or better-its important to try but... Let the West keep sealed lips! the loots are deposited in their banks-they'll never speak of them, the economist will never see those loots; so who supply the Boko Haram weapons? where they they buy them from? Time shall probably heal or unveil more wounds

What a moronic statement.

The way the West left Rwanda alone led to them throwing flowers at and kissing each other for 100 days?

The way the West left Saddam alone in Halabja led to many people having their asthma cured?

Bigcake:
The Op is a mad dog. His father, mother, siblings and his entire family are the most useless people on earth. Enough of this insult on the President of my country. He was constitutionally elected, so you eediot of an Op should find your useless self in the anus of a he-goat. You really disgust me. Make your point but dont insult the President. Any attempt to insult the President will be followed with an appropriate response.

Your entire family and lineage are fuuktards.

Na petrol trailer accident go wipe una out in 2015.

Say "Amen".

TerryCarr:
if your not white it's not your problem. plus black males have bigger problems then women.
[img]http://3.bp..com/_CsNAB1sCKNg/Sw0LVKxLs1I/AAAAAAAAFf4/WiCNOmGtDNw/s400/Black+Racists.jpg[/img]

Fortunately, I have a better brain to know that laws of a country I live in, and that I am subject to, should matter to me.

RotrEmmanuel:
No wonder your mom love Mouth Action this much! U just a replica of wasted sperm.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I thought it was your father that liked blowjobs.

musKeeto:
My man Saggy .. What are your views on Buhari?

Not the best choice.

I think APC should have cultivated El Rufai or Ribadu.

That said, if I am left with the choice between the 2, I would go for Buhari.

Jonafool is the daftest president we have ever had.

https://www.nairaland.com/2132222/former-dictator-better-choice-than/2#30464241

RotrEmmanuel:
Yes he did Waec..


And that is the same reason why your mom love his pen!s this much...

No wonder.

A fuuktard breeds a fuuktard!

Your mother must be a monkey to have contributed to you having such a dumb brain.

RotrEmmanuel:

As foolish as his father... next person.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I bet your father did WAEC too, instead of SSCE?

RotrEmmanuel:
Give him a job without ordinary WAEC result SMH

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

There is nothing like WAEC results, cretin. It is SSCE results.

Moronic product of a failed education system that does not even know the name of the exams he took.

How many times did you fail SSCE before going to state poly and PDP gave you your hand-to-mouth sustenance money to be Cyber Warrior?

utytill:
@sagamite...pls learn to respect elders.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Please learn to respect the quality of your life.

RotrEmmanuel:


OP is as useless as his father.

Go and learn handwork.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I bet your father is even dumber than Retardeen.

Sagamite:
Everywhere in the sane, developed world (where this cretin and his wife like to visit), he is regarded as incompetent and a failure but you see some fuuktards on NL screaming "GEJ till 5198".

Democracy is madness. Many people that are allowed to vote should be shot in the head instead.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2094374_worldsverdictongej2_jpeg8a5dc86f3de8e976cc7521a58708901f

More about this dumb cretin here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2132488/dumb-criminal-actions-gej

This thread is to expose how corrupt, dumb, clueless and incompetent GEJ is.

Please feel free to add your own recollections of the stupidity we have experienced from this daftest ever President of Nigeria.

Please call him President as that is his official title. NEVER call him a "leader".


GEJ
Jonathan was quoted to have said he could not crush the Boko Haram Islamic sect because “they are our siblings and you cannot set the army to wipe out your family”.

He announced peace deal with Boko Haram only for Boko Haram to continue their slaughter. The man is so daft; he got scammed by into public humiliation by Boko Haram.

Caught carrying money in suitcase of private jet of a pastor, Oritseajefor, to SA.

For 2 weeks, he ignored that over 200 young girls were kidnapped by terrorist and went dancing on a campaign platform.

Sacked Sanusi for exposing corruption in NNPC.

Refused to sack Oduah for corruption but instead took her with him to Israel where he asked the criminal pastor, Oritseajefor, to pray for her.

Gave Presidential pardon Alamieyesegha who is shameless and unrepentant of his crimes.

Made a criminal being sought by the US the head of PDP in the South West.

Wasted all the money being saved in foreign reserves for hard times and now when we need the money, we don’t have any.

During his campaign in Enugu, stated “how much did Jim Nwobodo stole ....money not up to the price of a peugeot....and Buhari regime sent him to jail...is that good enough?....The crowd yelled Nooooo....”

When asked to comment about the Gbagbo vs Ouattara election issue in Ivory Coast in 2011, all the dumb foooool could say was "Even the mouth and tongue do quarrel, so also do husband and wife. So, let us give more time and I hope we shall resolve the issue amicably at the end of the day".

https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg

phranklyn92:
aint gat tyme for dumb b!tches!

phranklyn92:
mttcheeEew!!! aint gat tyme for dumb b!tches!

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You are so dumb, you posted same thing twice.

Do you know who your GOD is now?

ChinemeOkpan:
A bit extremist but makes sense.

Nigerians are waking up now, they are embracing change. It is good to see Nigerians putting pressure on the incumbent government for a change.

This is what I was saying about this Retardeen as far back as 2011, before his first election as president.

https://www.nairaland.com/632316/opponents-ve-nothing-offer-jonathan#7995068

I warned this Nigerian cretins not to vote for this fuuktard.

coogar:
she's a troll....
always cooking up dodgy stats to suit her evil agenda. she's been caught several times & humiliated.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225360/Humiliation-Harriet-Harman-statisticians-dismiss-claims-equal-pay.html

And goofing, incompetent mooron thinks it is because she is a woman she was not selected as deputy leader.

I dare say, the only reason she is a leading politician is because she is a woman.

If she was a man and this dumb, she would not get far.

barcanista:
Jonathan's incompetence has gone global

Everywhere in the sane, developed world (where this cretin and his wife like to visit), he is regarded as incompetent and a failure but you see some fuuktards on NL screaming "GEJ till 5198".

Democracy is madness. Many people that are allowed to vote should be shot in the head instead.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2094374_worldsverdictongej2_jpeg8a5dc86f3de8e976cc7521a58708901f

tbaba1234:
The least awful
A former dictator is a better choice than a failed president

SOMETIMES there are no good options. Nigeria goes to the polls on February 14th to elect the next president, who will face problems so large—from rampant corruption to a jihadist insurgency—that they could break the country apart, with dire consequences for Nigerians and the world.

And yet, as Africa’s biggest economy stages its most important election since the restoration of civilian rule in 1999, and perhaps since the civil war four decades ago, Nigerians must pick between the incumbent, Goodluck Jonathan, who has proved an utter failure, and the opposition leader, Muhammadu Buhari, a former military dictator with blood on his hands (see article). The candidates stand as symbols of a broken political system that makes all Nigeria’s problems even more intractable.

Start with Mr Jonathan, whose People’s Democratic Party (PDP) has run the country since 1999 and who stumbled into the presidency on the death of his predecessor in 2010. The PDP’s reign has been a sorry one. Mr Jonathan has shown little willingness to tackle endemic corruption. When the governor of the central bank reported that $20 billion had been stolen, his reward was to be sacked.

Worse, on Mr Jonathan’s watch much of the north of the country has been in flames. About 18,000 people have died in political violence in recent years, thousands of them in January in several brutal attacks by Boko Haram, a jihadist group that claims to have established its “caliphate” in territory as large as Belgium. Another 1.5m people have fled their homes. The insurgency is far from Mr Jonathan’s southern political heartland and afflicts people more likely to vote for the opposition. He has shown little enthusiasm for tackling it, and even less competence. Quick to offer condolences to France after the attack on Charlie Hedbo, Mr Jonathan waited almost two weeks before speaking up about a Boko Haram attack that killed hundreds, perhaps thousands, of his compatriots.

The single bright spot of his rule has been Nigeria’s economy, one of the world’s fastest-growing. Yet that is largely despite the government rather than because of it, and falling oil prices will temper the boom. The prosperity has not been broadly shared: under Mr Jonathan poverty has increased. Nigerians typically die eight years younger than their poorer neighbours in nearby Ghana.

Goodbye Jonathan
Voters have ample cause to send Mr Jonathan packing. In a country where power has often changed through the barrel of a gun, the opposition All Progressives Congress has a real chance of winning through the ballot box. Yet its candidate, Mr Buhari, is an ex-general who, three decades ago, came to power in a coup. His rule was nasty, brutish and mercifully short. Declaring a “war against indiscipline”, he ordered whip-wielding soldiers to ensure that Nigerians formed orderly queues. His economics, known as Buharism, was destructive. Instead of letting the currency depreciate in the face of a trade deficit, he tried to fix prices and ban “unnecessary” imports. He expelled 700,000 migrants in the delusion that this would create jobs for Nigerians. He banned political meetings and free speech. He detained thousands, used secret tribunals and executed people for crimes that were not capital offences.

Should a former dictator with such a record be offered another chance? Surprisingly, many Nigerians think he should. One reason is that, in a country where ministers routinely wear wristwatches worth many times their annual salary, Mr Buhari is a sandal-wearing ascetic with a record of fighting corruption. Few nowadays question his commitment to democracy or expect him to turn autocratic: he has repeatedly stood for election and accepted the outcome when he lost. He would probably do a better job of running the country, and in particular of tackling Boko Haram. As a northerner and Muslim, he will have greater legitimacy among villagers whose help he will need to isolate the insurgents. As a military man, he is more likely to win the respect of a demoralised army.

We are relieved not to have a vote in this election. But were we offered one we would—with a heavy heart—choose Mr Buhari. Mr Jonathan risks presiding over Nigeria’s bloody fragmentation. If Mr Buhari can save Nigeria, history might even be kind to him.

http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21642168-former-dictator-better-choice-failed-president-least-awful

I would rather choose a former dictator who has good intentions and hates corruption than a brainless, clueless, weak, dumb, incompetent reetard who is subservient to his illiterate shepopotamus wife and who rewards and protects corruption.

Corruption is the bane of Nigeria and any leader trying to fight it, instead of encourage it, is the better option.

Secondly, the former's weakness (dictatorship) cannot be repeated because you need a certain structure to be a dictator. A structure that does not exist in Nigeria anymore.

The latter's weakness is only going to be repeated because you need a brain to change it. The brain would never exist in his 50s for this cretin who belongs in a zoo.

coogar:
harmen harriet is responsible for this. she's been pushing that policy for aeons. where is damiso? harmen harriet's #1 supporter? when i mentioned this many moons ago, damiso said harmen harriet must have been misunderstood.

Yeah, Harriet Harman.

I don't know who made that sexist biatch home secretary.

The woman who in a youth, in her desperation to be a funky and liberal so-called "progressive", stood as a speaker for paedophiles to have the right to take pictures of children.

The woman that said men should never be left to run things on their own because they will get it wrong.

The woman that said Lehman Brothers would never have failed, if it was Lehman Sisters.

The woman that says we should not assume fathers are useful in the family.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1020553/Why-does-Harriet-Harman-hate-marriage.html

Shockingly, she is the first to scream sexism when she was not elected for Labour deputy leadership. To her, it is because she is a woman, not because she is a dumb, moronic ediot and her history of complete incompetence in her previous ministerial roles!

FOR1234:
i am not married ooo biko..........put dis up on behalf of a lamenting friend.....the guy works just that the money is never enuf. so i didnt know d right ans to give her ni.

Why is she with him?

tpiah11:
can you at least give credit to where you saw the phrase:


used by a female, btw.

First of all, who told you that that is where I saw the phrase?

Secondly, how does MGTOW mean the same thing as GGMOW?

TerryCarr:
white people problems for white people. plus these MRA's are jerks, MGTOW are funny, PUA are monsters

Amsorry.

So the problem where I live is not my problem?

phranklyn92:
your stupidity knows no bounds, it works like clock-work, too one directional. Even if you waant to be st*pid can't you at least make it less noticeable? Chai!

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You are calling your GOD what you are?

How dumb can you get?

NgeneUkwenu:
What is wrong with this PDP Advert?

Nothing is wrong with it.

Nigerians are mainly fuuktards. This will most likely work, so why not try it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUE45C6vOo

Ttalk:
NNPC is indicted, Oya, Madam Deziani come and explain the whereabout of the money

When I stated (in a question manner) to a very, very, very reliable source and close contact of mine in the oil sector that this woman is a criminal, the source looked at me in the eye and said:

"You are very ignorant and rude. How can you call such a woman a criminal? That is out of order. You need to be more informed. She is the Godmother of criminals in the oil sector. At least get her tag right. Her looting is beyond greed".

misterbear:
One of the symptoms of schizophrenia is incoherent and self-contradictory speech known as schizophasia. Of course, those that are insane tend to think it is the sane ones who are.

Moronic fuuuktard, these are the types of leaders reetards like cap28 and other monkeys like you see as heroes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-30365706

Those who want to rule till they are 120 and for 60 years if possible, and they will kill to retain this power.

They continue with their old ideas, have nothing different to offer but say they will transform the nation.

And when they die, they will do all they can to pass their power to family members because they are the only blood line worthy of ruling.

And the only way to remove them is through war because monkeys like you and cap28 that idolise them, would die for them.

Then war destroys the economy, the fabric of society and any other form of human development while the rest of the world is developing and building silicon and mineral valleys.

Then you monkeys scream "It is the white man holding us down. It is all their fault".

phranklyn92:
whatks wrong? You sound scared to me. By the way I'm tired of seeing ''cretinous fuuktard', don't tell me you're too daft to be adventurous with ur vocabs.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

What the fck else do you want me to call you?