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patrick89:
. Typical Nigerian that thinks English is intelligence!! You can't beat her in mathematics and biology I tell you!!

You are a fuuktard!

Speak for yourself and you lineage.

Do you think some of us are a product of Patience Shepopotamus Jonathan dairisgodoooo-run education system?

You think we are educated in a country where a stark illiterate is a Permanent Secretary in the State Ministry of Education like Shepopotamus is?

Rilamaka:
That would be a great idea.... but in this case she only needs to speak her signature grammer, no need for AK 47

She would finish off Boko Haram with her grammar.

No gun can shoot as much as her English.

slimmy05:
Haters are welcomed anytime. If you deem yourself better than the institution she attended. Then I think you are just being arrogant.

Well, I know in all you still find her interesting and intelligent. She has helped in her capacity as the First Lady than any First Lady Of Nigeria since 1999.

So you could not defend any of her lies?

If my intellect was as low as yours and Blackteeth, yes I would find her intelligent but my intellect is way above that.

Now, enlighten us how she has been the best First Lady since 1999.

I wait.

kingthreat:
Nobody cares what a lame ccunt like you thinks.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the kind of moronic fuuktards that Nigerian education system produces and who end up being so senseless they resort to only prayers to solve their problems.

Moronic fuuktard, so this is what your bible taught you?

You are just another moronic fuuktard black monkey that follows a religion you do not understand and only follow it because everyone else does.

Cretinous fuuktard! Continue praying!

Your miserable, moronic life would continue the way it is in Jesus Name.

slimmy05:
The hidden story about Dame Fakabelema Patience Goodluck:

Born 25th, October 1957 in Port Harcourt. She is a Mathematician, Psychologist, Biologist, Teacher, former Banker and a philantropist.

She obtained the National Certificate of Education (NCE) in Mathematics and Biology from the Rivers State College of Arts and Science, Port Harcourt. She then proceeded to the University of Port Harcourt and studied for a B.Ed in Biology and Psychology.
She also holds Honorary doctorate degree in Social Welfare Administration, Hansei University, South Korea

Mrs. Jonathan started her career as a teacher at the Stella Maris College, Port Harcourt and Sports Institute Isake. She then moved to the banking sector in 1997, where she established the first community bank in Port Harcourt called the Akpo Community Bank. She served as Marketing Manager of Imiete Community Bank. She returned to the classroom briefly again as a teacher. Eventually she was transferred to the Bayelsa State Ministry of Education, where she served until 29 May 1999 when her husband became the Deputy Governor of the state. On 12 July 2012, she was appointed as permanent secretary in Bayelsa state by a Governor, Henry Seriake Dickson.

Mrs Jonathan has been recognized locally, nationally and internationally for her philanthropic work and political pragmatism. She received the “Beyond The Tears” International Humanitarian Award New York, USA, in 2008, for her role in the global fight against HIV/AIDS; the African Goodwill Ambassador Award (Los Angeles, USA, 2008) and the recipient of the "Wind of Change" Award from the South/South Women’s Organization.

When Goodluck Jonathan served as Governor between 2005 and 2007, Patience Jonathan served the state in the capacity of the first Lady of Bayelsa State. During this period, she founded many philanthropic and women empowerment programs, among them are the A-Aruere Reachout Foundation (AARF), which she set up to improve the status and earning capacity of Nigerian women and youths. The foundation already has its focus on supporting and assisting children with heart-related problems.

Beautiful, bold, devoted Christian and a compassionate mother.

Yes, she still cooks for her husband despite her busy schedules. In recent times she has been spotted at Utako Market in Abuja buying groceries.

Before I cut into this moronic junk let me ask a question.

Is this the beginning of your contributions after Shepopotamus distributed "empowerment" envelopes, bags of rice, cooking oil and co?

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathans-wifes-visit-causes-traffic-in-yenagoa/

Your belle is finally catered for at last and you are now motivated?

Now to the junk rubbish in this illiterate market woman's profile:

How did Shepopotamus open a community bank, only for her to then move to another as some low-level employee?

And then she moved to teaching?

Are you telling us this illiterate can even understand what is in a balance sheet, cash flow statement and P/L account?

How did she get her qualifications despite not being able to speak basic English?

I personally think:

- Rivers State College of Arts and Science, Port Harcourt and University of Port Harcourt need to be immediately shut down as a demonstration of the determination of the government to reverse the decay in our educatiion system.

- Hansei Universities management need to be sacked, interrogated and charged to court.

- Every student that attended Stella Maris College, Port Harcourt, and Sports Institute, Isake, need to be tracked and ban through a court order to never be allowed to apply, accept or be considered for any white-collar job.

kingthreat:
Great news

Rather than shout FTC, I use this opportunity to pray for everyone who reads this. Neither you, your friends or family members shall be victims of kidnapping. Any kidnapping attempt shall expose the kidnappers and their cohorts in Jesus Name.

Continue with your useless prayer.

Keep waiting for JEEEESUS to prevent kidnap.

rationalmind:
Deism in my opinion is nonsense. I'd rather be a theist than a deist.

Can you kindly explain you logic?

Abuamam:
@OP, you are taking stories in isolation and trying to pass them as fables.
Now if YOU told me today that you rode on a mythical horse to heaven, it is a fable... I would not believe you.
However, if thousands of people of known integrity and position vouched for your honesty, and in addition, you produced equally fabulous signs attested to by friend and foe alike. You presented a Book of unsurpassed prose, teaching moral codes and ethics which could reasonably be proved to be years ahead of your time, and providing a practical way of life unmatched by any -ism or -acy available to mankind. If also, you gained neither wealth nor worldly advantage through the dissemination of your claims, and died in a mud hut on a straw mat, principled to your teachings, despite the fact that millions followed you and would have built mighty palaces for you if you had just commanded it.
Would I then believe you if you said that you rode to heaven on a mythical horse? Definitely... such a great person could not be a liar.
It is not comforting to be "deluded" to believe in accountability to our Creator. I would imagine that it would be more comforting to believe that I can indulge in all kinds of vices, fornicate with other men's wives, steal, rob, pillage and at the end of all that; if I am smart and don't get caught, and I take my vitamins regularly; live to ripe old age, die and escape all accountability for my misdeeds. It is atheists who derive comfort from their delusions.

If I was to take pleasure in shredding more of your arguments by picking up another thinking below my level, I would say it was more delusional to believe a man that:

Cuts off people's heads, orders torture to obtain treasure, spreads his unverified and unverifiable proclamations by the sword of killing, orders killings of unarmed poets for verbal/written challenges of his proclamations, orders killings for refusal to accept his proclamations and follow him, orders the killing of followers that change their minds and want to leave the religion, orders and participates in armed robberies, treats those that are not his followers as inferior beings, takes slaves, raapes his female slaves etc

would not qualify to be accountable to "your Creator" for any misdeeds. Rather you believe "your Creator" would see him as a hero is what I would regard as deriving comfort from low-level thinking delusions.

At my level, you don't need to be omniscient to know those are wrong and unacceptable in any transcendental realm, even if you believe in unverified and unverifiable junk folklores.

At least, you can see now that Google has all this while been my cousin and you don't need to introduce it to me as a friend.

semitunde:
Just join the fun

Sagamite is displaying his tomfoolery this evening, as he does everyday in his real life.

He's the main act for the night!

Sagamite is bullying you fuuktard self.

I am showing you are a Pussyclat!

morpheus24:
wouldn't you run away from a mad man?

Then again mad people usually don't know they are mad

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You keep on saying you are going because "you have no time" but yet you keep on writing. Only that you avoid writing to defend your moronic arguments.

You are a scared fuuktard.

You know you would be intellectually slaughtered if you dare argue.

That is fine. I have put my flag on this thread that you moronic racist fuuktards cannot congregate here to spew your rubbish. And you are not.

I have COLONIZED the thread!

semitunde:
Your really are an ìdiot. Decipher this:

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Tell us why you think Pinick is intelligent.

I bet Patience Jonathan is a genius to your fuuktard brain as well.

Thank God there is Ebola to kill fuuktards like you.

Abuamam:
Thank you for your time. Obviously we are not on the same level here to have a meaningful discussion.

Yep, we are not on the same level. I have a brain at a higher level that sees through BS argument, BS stories and can never bring myself to follow such BS because some medieval illiterates fell for the BS and passed it down.

I have a highly functional brain that means I can tell it is BS about a man flying on a Horse to heaven to speak to God and then say "it is verified because some illiterate medieval people believed it".

semitunde:
Says the openly idiotic schizophreniac, with an IQ of frozen yoghurt.

Were was l'ara e se!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Continue running like a pucci.

Now you understand why all the fuuktards on the thread ran when they saw me on it.

Tell us why you think a fuuktard like Pinick is intelligent.

Abuamam:
In this case, google is your friend. I am not going to list thousands of narrators for miraculous events and the personal history and scholarship of each one of them for you.
As for their illiteracy, all I can say is you are threading the same path that fanatic deists thread. Denigrating to win points. Does that make you a fanatic atheist? Logical atheists should always retain their acclaimed objectivity. I assume it was a typing error.
The narrators include reknowned scholars and historians of their time, to cut a long story short. In any case, a Phd in nuclear physics is not essential to narrating a witnessed or learnt event, so their academic qualifications should not be topics of discussion.

Miracles of the prophet (saw) are in the hundreds. Again google is your friend.

My premise is not that you must believe the story of the Buraq. My premise is that your method of disproving an event is erroneous. That you 'think' that religion is a delusional because you 'think' that certain events narrated are impossible, is not following logical procedure; unless of course you consider yourself to be omniscient, and your thoughts to be absolute.

Oh, now it is "google is your friend"?

So you cannot name any of the people you so confidently proclaimed as men with integrity?

Nor can you name your miracles?

Why?

You pulled those arguments from your arsse?

semitunde:
You were also not given a good dose of baby oil in your awuje

Your brain clogged up.

Shut up, moronic fuuktard!

You have no brain, balls or liver.

morpheus24:
A student of psychology or philosophy would note that the logical fallacy noted above would require clarity of the conditions of an "ACTION" versus an "ATTRIBUTE" ascribed to either sample group within the context of the argument,

I am wasting my breath here.

A coon will always remain a coon, worse still is a mentally ill coon.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So tish us the sicologi and filosofi you were a student of, Black Monkey, and stop running.

Pussyclat!

semitunde:
Am'ukun m'eko.

Your growing up must be painful.

Sure you were force- fed with ogi for the first 10 yrs or your life.

Omo irank'iran.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Black Monkey, you are still running from your God?

RUN, cretin!

Catch up with morpheus24.

bolaino:
what is Fuuktard? Is it a dictionary word? Or something you heard imbecili people use somewhere and your small mind liked the way it sounded and you decided to come here to spew some of the trash that makes up the dustbin of your wasted Mind. Smh

A fuuktard is you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqbeCjqX2ww

bolaino:
you're full of yourself young man, put your bloated Ego.

When I encounter fuuktards like you, their is nothing wrong with being full of myself.

bolaino:
Mr Man, petty sentiments like yours have no bearing in the course of Nigeria's History, Nigeria's History will remember me, I doubt if it will you.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Do you mean Nigerian history would remember you as a fuuktard?

Abuamam:
Yes I am a muslim now, though have previously denied that God exists.

The science of hadith thoroughly vouches each and every person involved in a chain of narrators. His life history is studied for evidence of truthfulness, possibility of forgetfulness, whether he historically lived in the time period and location as the person he claimed to have recieved the information from, and the probability of his having studied or actually heard from the person. And the process continues up the chain of narrators directly to the person(s) who saw the event directly from the prophet (saw). The process does not stop there. Evidence is sought from independent sources for collaborating narrative of the same event. These independent sources would likely have their own chain of narrators who also undergo thorough vouching. This goes on until all the chains for a specific hadith have been vouched. We are looking at a single statement from the prophet (saw) here, or a single action. The hadith can then be ranked as authentic, acceptable, weak or fabricated... to mention the simplest form of ranking. This system of historical narrative is the most reliable possible, and no other historical events undergo such authentication; historians of other events often base their hypotheses on a single faded papyrus and it gets accepted worldwide. The muslim system requires exhaustive examination before acceptance.

I doubt this answers my questions.

I asked you to name the people of integrity you refer to. And why you see them as people with integrity.

All you gave us here was that you believe the writings because the same writings by the illiterates argue that the writings are true and was validated by following generations of illiterates.

Secondly, you propagate that their evidence of things happening is by researching if the dates are aligned to the time Muhammed was there. That begs the question, in the case of the Buraq, how did they very if Muhammed flew to heaven on an Imaginary horse or spoke to an Angel while in a cave on his own.

You now progressed by referring to "independent sources" which you did not name. What "independent sources"?

Abuamam:
"Fabulous signs" are a reference to signs that are inexplicable from a scientific perspective. These events or 'miracles' if you like, occurred hundreds of times during the life of the prophet (saw). While muslims believe that such miracles are not exclusive to prophets or 'Godly' men, and we do not boast of them as signs of prophethood, we know that many such scientifically inexplicable signs did occur by his agency. I mention it here not as evidence of the truth of Islam, but to inform you that the story of the Buraq is just one out of hundreds of transmitted narrations of different miracles.

Again you waffle and everything else expect answer the question.

What fabolous signs?

What miracles or events were "attested for by friends and foes"?

morpheus24:
I am still here, but what is obvious is your broken mind seems to believe you have actually laid down some sort of superior argument in counter to my initial statement.

Unfortunately a symptom of delusionary thought. The "god-like" complex common in mad people, followed by disorganized speech as in the repetitive use of the phrase "cretinous fuuktard".

I cannot waste a second of my intellectual prowess on you. I would be stooping down to your level of madness.

PS Humans are closely related to Apes in the evolutionary ladder, so if the intended derogatory term for black people is to be used at least use it properly


***HINT***.... lets see if you can post the next five responses without using "cretinous FUUKTard"", will be hard but I know you can do it.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

If you are still here then explain to us how you came to this that your termed "logical" with your monkey brain :

If you find individual black people that are not A, then one should avoid generalisation they are A?

But if you find individual white people that are not B, ignore it, it is okay to generalise they are B?

Moronic Black Monkey, are you still here?

morpheus24:
The great Morpheus does not stop to banter with an UNCLE TOM SCHIZOPHRENIC when pebbles are being tossed at him.

You have my permission to continue with your tirades, or would you prefer a heavy shot of Haliperidol to calm you down.

Intellectual slaughter my azz,

N*$$GA PLEASE!

Run, dumn pucci!

You realised you were dumb and could not defend your moronic statements and you did one of the wisest things you have ever done in your life. You ran.

Scared Black Monkey.

semitunde:
Sharrap dia!

Your stupidity blooms with each post.

You think you have monopoly of insults?

Muppet forming warrior online.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

RUN! Like all the other Black Monkeys, pucci.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8

semitunde:
Honestly I'm really not interested the here and there of the topic, but his repeated ( first baby words) " cretinous fycktard" is really irritating.

He would have made enough sense without those words especially when its not so repeated, but yeah, I understand he has OCI- Obsessive Compulsive Idiocy.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Another pucci is looking for a window to jump out of and run from the intellectual abattoir.

Sagamite has found eran igbe (bush meat) to suya today.

https://www.nairaland.com/1965801/photos-akinwunmi-ambode-formally-declares/6#27984940

semitunde:
Then he should use the opportunity of his campaigns to let us know. I'd prefer that than him riding on Tinubu's or Fashola's back.

As much as I prefer APC to PDP, I would be voting for the individual personalities first and for now, Jimi Agbaje makes more sense to me.

Until Ambode shows a spark of something different, something that was noticeable in fashola even when he was unknown, he would be seen as a Tinubu's lackey, many don't want that.

By the way, Amaju pinick of the NFA struck me as quite intelligent, and without knowing about his antecedents I could see someone who was prepared mentally for the position- many of our politicians are only mentally prepared for the money.

If this man is serious he had better start talking, taking his view and plans to the media and intelligently explaining how he wants to get things done. The ability of the brain to quickly process questions and give intelligent answered is a good pointer to how that brain will react in pressure situations.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Explain to us what made you see Pinick as intelligent.

semitunde:
...like you already had yours smashed? Little wonder you embarrass 5yr olds.

I won't join you.

Ol'opolo dudu.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Or you want to have the guts to defend your fellow fuuktards' posts let me use you as the sacrificial suya, dumb reetard?