morpheus24: The only objective conclusion one can come to is, Sagamite is most likely an UNCLE TOM schizophrenic with limited vocabulary hence the repeated tirade of "cretinous fuuktard", most likely lives in Europe where he has been bedazzled by all the marvelous technological wizardry of the white man and probably married to white lady with half breed kids.
Saudis, Chinese, Indians, Malaysians wouldn't tolerate a so called white interim leader, ONLY IN AFRICA!
WE DO NOT WANT WHITE AFRICAN heads of state!, Apatheid was enough practice!
“It is far better to be free to govern or misgovern yourself than to be governed by anybody else"_Kwame Nkrumah
You are a cretinous fuuktard!
Come back here and tell us why you feel people should be judged by their history except blacks instead of running away from your intellectual slaughter like a pucci!
sosalekins: I really feel sad posting this.. months ago I met this girl which seemed to be worth my time.. She was good looking, intelligent and decent.- basic criterias I needed to settle down with a lady. I approached her and stated my intention,, she didn't give me a yes/no.. She said she would consider it......... Cool! As a gentle guy, I didn't dispute her decision but neither did I give up effort to convince her to accept my proposal. weeks into wooing and tryna win the heart of this girl, my very close friend visited me at my apartment and we started gisting. The dude naturally is a player, and he lives somewhat promiscously.. We talking about someone that changes girls like sanitary pad! As we started talking I asked him about his latest conquest and he told me he told me he's planning to run a girl he met on Facebook days ago.. He further went ahead to show me her photos.. Talking a glance at the picture of the girl, I went mute! This is the same girl have been wooing since for 'weeks'!.. He asked why I seemed shocked and I told him am also interest in the same girl. He laughed, but I wasn't laughing... Believe me guys,, I really liked this girl, I made up my mind the moment I saw her that she was the one for me.. I was ready to be with only her alone. I asked if he really liked the girl and he told me bluntly that he only wants her #kini. ... He further asked if he should leave the girl for me,, his statement actually angered me.. I've never begged to have a girl neither would I stoop so low to beg my friend to free a girl for me.. What crap! I told him its gonno be a fair try though I was the first to meet her,, I told him he's free to make advances at the girl and whosoever she chooses, the other just has to let go.. He laughed and agreed and we both insisted not to mention that we are both friends to the girl! Honestly speaking I've never been a womanizer, if am real about a girl, am real! Is her and no one else.. And this particular girl had occupied the deepest part of my heart.. I officially became a mugu.. I would buy her presents, subscribe her BIS even if my MTN internet bundle is remaining 5mb.. At a point I was thinking about hiring a musicIan to Serenade her (yeah, I liked her like that).. I wasn't really doing this because I feared loosing her to my friend, but plainly because I like her so much. Each time my friend came over to visit, and the subject about the girl ensueds, he just laughs and tell me he can still leave the girl for me if I ask him to.. Seriously, if not for the fact we've been friends for ages, I would smatch his face.. I know for certain this guy wasn't making any effort to win this girl, he has never spent more than 5K for a chick before bedding her.. Sometimes the girl in question would call him and he would ignore, he would show me over 15 of her missed calls yet this girl never called me one day or else when she needs help with her school work or money.. I once lied I was sick and all she said was 'sorry'.. And visited me for 30 minutes and told me she didn't wanna contract my flu and she zoomed off! To cut the story short, just some hours ago my Friend called and said he has bleeped the girl! I didn't believe what he said.. Then he sent me voice notes of his conversation with the girl and also gave me his password to check his chat with the girl on Facebook.. This girl is a bleep+in piece of sh+t! What made me angry was their s.ex chats, this girl gat no shame.. Her nude photos were all over my friend's PM's and yet i thought she was decent... You can't imagine how angry I am right now.. I really feel like heading to the girl's house and give her a piece of my mind.. She left me (who was willing to love truly) and went for a player.......................... Infuriating enough, this my useless friend is cute, but am cute as well! Are girls really so into players than those who really wanna take them seriously? Honestly, I'm pissed!
*Saga breaks into his American accent*
Bwoy!
Whada fck is wrong witya?
Whada fck is wrong witya, men?
You are heading for a life of jonesing till you finally bag (if lucky) a remnant of a woman formerly seen as beautiful.
Nigga, I can fill a whole page with the amount of errors in your game just from the little write-up you gave here.
Com'on, Bwooooy!
It was obvious from the Go who was going to enter her pants. No wonder the Alpha Male was laughing at you and even teasing you about leaving the girl for you if you begged.
Nigga, there are those that fck girls and/or end up with fine girls, and those niggas are not the niggas that behave like you or have your mentality.
Nigga lets run through just a bit of your mistakes:
- You think a girl is worth your time without knowing her or her giving you anything/sign to show you are worth her time. - At your age, you are already screaming and intending to "settle down". - You pride yourself on being a "gentle man/guy". - She put you on suspenders with a "maybe" and you had no, and did not employ any, strategy to play her mind games but instead said "I am a gentle guy" and then progressed into planning your sufferhead wooing for weeks as you said you did. - You said you are not a womanizer, so I can safely assume you let her know you feel she is the only one for you and the only one you are after. - You were buying her presents, subscribing for her BIS or whatever even when you could not afford it. (ALLAH!!! I swear if you dey my front now as I dey speak, one WHOOZE for land your face for this one) - For a girl that has given you nothing, zilt, nada, odo, you were thinking about hiring a musician to serenade her. (ALLAH!!! You lucky you are in cyber space. I for design your face with a further multi-combo, Ryu-street fighter-kind, triple WHOOZE and finish it all off with a 'Shoryuken') - You thought a girl you don't know well, have never dated is an angel/decent. You thought she was Mother Theresa mixed with Mary Mother of Jesu Olugbala?
GUYS LIKE YOU DON'T GET THE GIRL WHEN SHE IS AT HER PRIME!
IT RARELY HAPPENS!
HOW MANY TIMES WOULD SAGA TELL YOU YOUNG BOYS!
Won [obirin] mafe lo e paa! (Dem [girls] go use you like a murrafucker).
Abeg, let me take a cigarette and calm my nerves before I come back and give you the lecture to avoid this mistake again in future and give you salvation.
iamord: Lol! There are a lot of wide spread views on. Issues. One thing I know for sure is that ebola is very real. Read my previous post to understand where am comin from
Widespread views is not an excuse for mental illness.
Cut the diplomatic junk. He is mentally ill considering his opinions!
bolaino: The white man has always been ruling us, we are just the "new slaves" they believe they own us, they have succeeded in putting most of our people into mental slavery. It's this New form of mental slavery, we are fighting against today. Isis, Alqaeda, taliban, etc are all creations of the West. Only God can save us from the Evils of the white man.
What they need to do is to successfully put psychos like you in a mental institution.
gatiano: the 3000 troops sent are meant to force the vaccination. The truth is already out there about ebola been manufactured, however the vaccines must be enforced. the northern nigerians have been crippled by western sponsored boko haram, if anybody still think this a fabrication or lie, who is buying isis oil? how can the US and the saudis just agree to slash the oil prize in half in just a few days? they are stealing syria's and iragis oil and isis is selling for under 20$ per barrel. that will definitely cripple russia their white brother, who says still that isis is not controlled or created by the west? boko haram is the handwriting of the cia, m16, mossad, all the western embassies in nigeria.
GenBuhari: Terrorism has started. Ebola vaccine when it come will depopulate us, not only from killing us directly, but would make those who survive it infertile.
Those who have ears let them hear!
Boko Haram is CIA sponsored and is aimed at distablising Nigeria to the extent of widespread sectarian unrest which would NATO /UN the excuse to come in and break up Nigeria.
Those who cannot see the white man as your enemy you are doomed!
[size=18pt]‘How I discovered Ewedu cure for Ebola, bitter kola drops for glaucoma’[/size]
PROF. Adebukunola O. Adefule Ositelu is a consultant ophthalmologist at the College of Medicine University of Lagos (CMUL)/ Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH).
Ositelu is akin to the mother of everyone at the Guinness Eye Centre, having played a pivotal role since the setting up of the department in the late 1970’s. She has previously held the post of head of department, and then moved up to becoming the Dean of the School of Clinical Sciences for the College of Medicine, University of Lagos. The school then became a Faculty, and she was the first Dean of the new Faculty of Clinical Sciences, overseeing 13 departments. She has since retired from these official roles, but continues to serve with passion as a contract Professor and a role model to the budding ophthalmologists and consultants within the department. She has also played a significant role in the creation of posts for ophthalmology subspecialists at the Guinness Eye Centre, with appointments of a retinal consultant and paediatric ophthalmology consultant over the past few years.
Over the next few years, she envisions the Guinness Eye Centre to have two subspecialists for each subspecialty and for the Guinness Eye Centre to head towards becoming a renowned Institute of Ophthalmology. Ositelu who is also an ordained pastor is best known for her patented eye drops made with bitter kola for preventing blindness in patients with glaucoma. She told participants at an occasion organized by the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), last week, to mark the 2014 African Traditional Day that she has got an Ewedu-based prevention/cure for the dreaded Ebola Virus Disease (EVD). CHUKWUMA MUANYA, KENECHUKWU EZEONYEJIAKU and PAUL ADUNWOKE were there. Excerpts:
Are you saying you have discovered a cure for EVD?
The Ebola infection that is ravaging the world now remains a mystery even to the scientists because all efforts to find a cure have been evasive. The virus, which causes this fever, attacks the cells of the body, replicates and multiplies in such body causing the entire cells to be infected. Contact with an infected persons or the fluid of his body could transfer the virus to the one who contacts and the process repeats itself.
And you know, most of us don’t really eat monkeys, we don’t eat gorillas and we don’t eat bats; at least, down south here, may be some people do; but most of us don’t eat it. Those who eat bush meat, I’m not sure it’s gorillas and monkeys that they eat. I think, it became worrisome for us how we will be suffering from a disease transmitted through animals that we do not consume. We don’t even move with them because they are not pets.
So, some group went into prayers; a particular one went into reservation to pray and after praying and pleading with God, something was released: that it is true it is a virus and at the same time, something simple can be released to us because we have everything, the only thing is that we don’t make use of them. We don’t care when we discover things; people don’t take it seriously, we look down on ourselves so much, we don’t value what we have.
This was the thing that was released; that as simple as it is, it is potent enough to give resistance and immunity to the cells of the body against the virus.
Why have you kept quiet until now?
It was sent to The Guardian, Punch, The Nation and Thisday but none of them since July 25, 2014 acknowledged receiving it; and people are still travelling, looking for cure to the disease. Only recently, somebody died in LUTH, brought all the way from Jos. We don’t need to spread this thing. And the remedy is: take enough quantity of Ewedu, rinse and was it with liquid vinegar, then you blend it and cook with only drinkable water for five minutes. First thing in the morning, freshly made, just take 25cl of the herb in an empty stomach once a week for prevention as long as they still say there is Ebola in Nigeria. For cure, you take it daily for five to seven days.
This confirms that the wisdom of man is foolishness before God and He only grants knowledge when He desires so to do for the benefit of mankind, whereas many believes that it is their ingenuity that grants them fame- this is underserved accord.
Has it been tested and confirmed with any Ebola patient?
I don’t have Ebola and I don’t pray you have it; so who do you want me to test it with? They are doing experimental thing abroad and they are using it. It’s only here that we want to prove and make things difficult for ourselves. We know that skeptics would postulate and analyse, but the wisdom of God surpasses that of men and He as the creator of all things know what is good for men.
This was revealed by God to His people at a reservation after prayers, if you want, you take it, if you don’t want, you reject it. There is no cause for argument; the wisdom of God is more than any other person’s. He is the one who created all these things and He can reveal it to us as He wants. It’s a grace which I think everyone should embrace. Ewedu is what we all eat, but the way they told us to prepare it is very different from what we’ve been doing before because we use it as delicacy. But this time around, it is used as medicine, for prevention and cure.
For those who are vomiting, you know, that’s a very late stage; you can embrace the prevention so that it won’t even get to us because this thing will increase your immunity and make your cells impregnable to those viruses so that you can be able to fight it should incase it comes to you. When the cells are immune to the virus, it becomes impossible for it to penetrate, infect and duplicate itself in such body. Since cells die and new ones are formed, it is therefore important and necessary that the consumption of this grace be made constant- at least once every week throughout the period of the infestation. The constant ingestion of this preparation blocks all passages of the virus into the cells of the body and you combine that with the hygiene: wash your hands and keeping a good environment.
For those who are vomiting, it is going to help them; just a little bit at a time until they finish the 25cl. And they take it every day, for five days… For prevention, it’s once a week until they say the continent is clear of Ebola.
What about the claims about bitter kola cure?
Orogbo that is bitter kola is very good, it is the only drug that I am using for my eyes today; I have some of them here to show you. Not only that, there’s a reason why our people call it Orogbo, it has a meaning- it means Longevity. And my son incidentally had Apollo (redness of the eye that is conjunctivitis). He phoned me saying “my eyes are sticky, I am having fever, I have sore throat”, I said ‘ok, there is a drug on the shelf, please take one of it, it’s called bitter kola drops, just use it, keep your hands clean.’ This boy took the Orogbo bottle and used it and within two hours, he phoned me back and said that he has started to feel better.
When I came back, I now went; it was now the harmattan season; this harmattan season is when we have Apollo. Apollo is a virus. So I’ve used it, I had one in my bag that I was using for my own guard. One of the boys we went to visit had Apollo and all the boys in the school had Apollo. I just set them aside; I asked them who their teacher is? Nobody was looking after them. I took tissue paper and cleaned their eyes and started to drop the bitter kola solution into their eyes. I spent three hours on them; before I left them, they were all feeling better. I now made sure I sent more bottles to them so that they will use.
It is sellable, it is not toxic and I will not be accused of exposing human beings to it because it is good for human consumption. So, it must be used freely among today’s family and in any ceremony, Orogbo is there apart from other kola nuts. The efficacy is anti-viral and it is already known.
Now, Orogbo is being used in America because of Ebola. Yes! That’s part of the experimental thing they are using and we are sitting here…what are we doing? It is unfortunate that we don’t believe in ourselves. I’m sorry, there’s a remedy for Ebola.
We are very rich; in fact, we are very rich. We are more great and to be sought after. When I go out of the country and they ask me where I come from, I say I’m from Nigeria. Yes, I am proud to be a Nigerian anywhere, any day because we are blessed. The problems we are suffering from are self-inflicted. We are richly endowed in all aspects of life except in organisation and we are not thankful enough to God. We are created to lead the continent and the world at large but we prefer to roll in muddy waters. We need to rise from stupid floor mats, wickedness, selfishness, inequity, greed and self-inflicted problems.
What about the bitter kola drop for glaucoma?
I got the mixture from one of my patients who I promised we would work on it. I can tell you authoritatively now that we have done extensive research on this extract as an eye drop and we are successfully using it in our clinic in successfully treating patients with glaucoma.
The study by published recently in Middle East African Journal of Ophthalmology concluded: “Topical Garcinia kola 0.5 per cent aqueous eye drops are as effective as timolol maleate 0.5 per cent eye drops in lowering Intraocular Pressure (IOP) in newly diagnosed glaucoma and ocular hypertensive patients. The mean IOP reducing efficacy after six months of use was similar in both groups. Garcinia kola extract may represent an alternate topical medication for patient with open angle glaucoma and ocular hypertensives in a resource limited population.”
The study is titled “Efficacy of Garcinia kola 0.5 per cent aqueous eye drops in patients with primary open-angle glaucoma or ocular hypertension.”
The other members of the research team include: Adebayo K Adefule from the Department of Ophthalmology, LUTH, Idi-Araba, Bernice O. Adegbehingbe, Olayinka O. Adegbehingbe, and Elsie Samaila from Departments of Surgery, (Ophthalmology Unit) and Orthopaedic Surgery and Traumatology, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, and Kehinde Oladigbolu of the Department of Surgery, National Eye Centre, Kaduna.
Intraocular pressure (IOP) is the pressure within the eyeball as a result of the constant formation and drainage of the aqueous humour. It is the internal pressure of which allows the eye to hold on to its shape and function properly. Intraocular pressure is controlled primarily by the rate of secretion or rate of drainage of the aqueous humour. These will be building up pressure leading to increased risk of optic nerve damage, a pathological condition called glaucoma.
Glaucoma is rated as the second leading cause of vision loss worldwide. It is also estimated that 66.8 million people are affected by glaucoma worldwide and 6.7 million are bilaterally blind because of the disease. It was said to affect individuals of all age groups but is more prevalent after the fourth decade of life.
Glaucoma is a leading cause of irreversible blindness. The progression of this disease can be reduced or stopped by lowering IOP with medication and surgery. Among the several options available for medical therapy of elevated IOP, topical b-blockers and the prostaglandin F2á analogs, such as latanoprost, are the most commonly prescribed first-line therapies?
In Nigeria, the most commonly available IOP reducing agents are beta-blockers (mainly timolol maleate 0.5 per cent eye drops) and prostaglandins (mainly latanoprost 0.005 per cent). Latanoprost 0.005 per cent is more effective than timolol maleate 0.5 per cent in reducing diurnal IOP fluctuations. This is clinically important because optic nerve damage is accelerated by IOP fluctuations.
Assuming the story is true, if you follow instructions/rules/customs dictated by fuuktards, then you should be willing to continue interacting with fuuktards.
So some fuuktards said you should build a 10-bedroom house in some hinterland and you decided to?
Why?
You could not tell them to fck off?
They are now telling you that you cannot bury your father until you finish building the house?
Dem no born anyone in Sagamu to try that with me!!!
Won bi iyalaya won daa! (Dem no born dem great-great-grandmothers to have such audacity!)
Sagamite: I was watching American news on Sky, and this New Jersey Governor was being interviewed by CBS. The interview is not yet on youtube, but here is him talking.
Old Money - Wealth (most times passed on from generation to generation) that comes with pedigree, class, and quiet dignity. Synonymous with the bourgeois or proletariat class of society. Old money families will typically teach their children six languages and three instruments including violin, piano and other classy shxt. They know the difference between a chardonnay and a cabernet sauvignon, and how to consume, and with what. Vehicles of choice, Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Vacation destinations include Gstaad, Switzerland (they know the G is silent), Ibiza (they know it is pronounced "I-bee-tha", etc. Examples include Dantata & family, Yuzedo (the Elite) & Sons, etc.
New Money - Riches (newly acquired to the surprise of all including and especially the holder) that motivates one to flaunt it on social media. Buy garrulous jewellery, buy "HUMMER JEEP" or any other Fxcking "JEEP" for that matter (it's not an SUV to them) and champagne every friday with ratchet hoes and equally-loud, "jaiye-jaiye" friends. The money dey quick finish, e no dey ever reach their grandkids because they are averse to buying the future, but would rather purchase vanities in the present. Holiday itinerary - LONDON (e no dey ever pass London, and they love Peckham more than Jesus Christ?! Oh my fackin' gaad!! Can also be found in Woolwich, NEVER EVER in Knightsbridge) Examples include ALL NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES (except Rita Dominic), Femi-Fani Kayode, and Sagamite (Bros i use God beg you na play!)
... Hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you. Tenk!
gcey2k: It seems this thread has been abandoned?? @Sagamite n co... Just discovered this thread through Google... l have a question pls, let's return...
Rhozabeth: I just pity this guy for wanting to marry a white girl! These girls will marry u for ur money and when u stop making the money they file for divorce and u will be made to pay them off with whatever is left! Guy it is not too late to back out! This is not an opinion it is an advise!
Beehorn: Hello nairalanders. I am in need of matured piece of advice. My cousin is currently 19 yrz old and she had dated 4 guys. She is single and searching. All her exes ran away from her. The reason why they left her is because she refused to give up her virginity. Should she start having sex so has to please them? N.B: SHE IS A SECONDARY VIRGIN.
Abuamam: @simplx2 True, moral people without religion don't do many of those things. However they believe that even if they do, nothing happens, and they are not going to account to anyone anyway. So you would agree with me that there is less barrier to doing things if the situation arises. As for the stories above, you are wrong. I refer to substantiated evidence with an established, well researched chain of narrators. I do not know how other religions authenticate their chain of narrations, but in Islam, the science of authenticating chains of narrators is an academic field in itself, with Phd holders. Each and every statement attributed to our prophet (saw), as well as others who heard from him, is carefully analysed and ranked based on degree of authenticity.
We will review statements from this as well later.
Abuamam: @OP, you are taking stories in isolation and trying to pass them as fables. Now if YOU told me today that you rode on a mythical horse to heaven, it is a fable... I would not believe you. However, if thousands of people of known integrity and position vouched for your honesty, and in addition, you produced equally fabulous signs attested to by friend and foe alike. You presented a Book of unsurpassed prose, teaching moral codes and ethics which could reasonably be proved to be years ahead of your time, and providing a practical way of life unmatched by any -ism or -acy available to mankind. If also, you gained neither wealth nor worldly advantage through the dissemination of your claims, and died in a mud hut on a straw mat, principled to your teachings, despite the fact that millions followed you and would have built mighty palaces for you if you had just commanded it. Would I then believe you if you said that you rode to heaven on a mythical horse? Definitely... such a great person could not be a liar. It is not comforting to be "deluded" to believe in accountability to our Creator. I would imagine that it would be more comforting to believe that I can indulge in all kinds of vices, fornicate with other men's wives, steal, rob, pillage and at the end of all that; if I am smart and don't get caught, and I take my vitamins regularly; live to ripe old age, die and escape all accountability for my misdeeds. It is atheists who derive comfort from their delusions.
From your username and reference to a story synonymous with the Buraq, I am assuming you are a Muslim.
Now, please kindly explain to us which "people known for integrity" vouched for the stories told by Muhammed.
Explain to them how you came to the conclusion that the judgement of their integrity and honesty is reasonable.
Then progress by educating us on what "fabulous signs" you refer to.
We will start from there. There are still other parts of your post I will want to jointly review later.