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iv4fb:
As much as we're waiting for yours. Don't avoid the question too.

For each achievement you can mention of your deluded self, I'll mention 100 of GEJs.

Mr cretinous fuctard, we're waiting.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Who are you trying diversion tactics with?

Fuuktard, tell us the achievements of Retardeen and Shepopotamus that makes them heroes in your family.

Odunharry:
sagacious saga...the sagalicious sagamite

ride on sir

Chop knuckle

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UchihaMadara:
Don't listen to guys that say to be rude n shh, unless ofcourse you just wanna play the "game".

The only error I can say you committed was being carried away into buying her stuff, but even this may not be an error in itself if used correctly.

Don't let people throw you off your christian game, because you will find sooo much sufficiency of love in your God who will grant you the power/ability to let go of things like this.

"He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the LORD."

So my advice would be to become sufficient in you God, with that he will grant you the power of all things good, transforming you to a real man, a real provider, a sufficient man, a wise man....

With these, trust me, you will attract those you want to attract and more importantly, you will be able to easily let go of things that don't work out which adds more to the attraction factor.

You can also decide to take the shortcut by being a jerk and attracting multiple jerks only to still feel a huge void inside after all said and done.

It is so easy to spot the guys that end up w*nking a lot.

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iv4fb:
Apart from insulting people on nairaland, tell us yours?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is that you lame attempt at avoiding the question about your heroes?

Fuuktard, tell us the achievements of Retardeen and Shepopotamus that makes them heroes in your family.

We are waiting.

doctokwus:
So GEJ being president means he has become an all achieving,never do wrong giant& his wife d most achieved lady ever liveth in nig.Ah,nigerians,no wonder d country is still in a mess wt pple dat have dis posters mindset.

Don't mind the fuuktard.

To him: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, I am making sense".

A complete moronic product of a failed education system that deserves the leaders he has.

iv4fb:
And you're human? I'm beginning to wonder if God created you, you most have evolved from something more sinister than ape

Moronic fuuktard, tell us the achievements of Retardeen and Shepopotamus that makes them heroes in your family.

iv4fb:
And you're human? I'm beginning to wonder if God created you, you most have evolved from something more sinister than ape

You are a moronic fuuktard!

Am I the monkey that is dumb enough to want to respect criminals?

iv4fb:
WTF has okada and ur failed intellect got to do with your choice of insults. Or did you once fall off an okada and hit your head on the floor? Go transfer your okada frustration elsewhere.
Dude, you need help and if God don't help you, no one can.

Fuuktard, I asked you: How many times have you taken Okada this month and you pride yourself that your life is an achievement?

ANSWER, cretin!

iv4fb:
I understand you were raised and brewed in the gutters and so only such foul language comes out from your mouth. The PMs suffice!

Spill more of your stuffs little boy

Fuuktard, you were raised amongst monkeys, no wonder you think like one and your brain cannot quality to meet the threshold of humans.

Patience Jonathan's student.

iv4fb:
Why is okada your problem? Is that what your folks do for a living? They loot, they destroy, you insult. What is the difference between you and them?

What's your problem with the educational system? Is that what is responsible for your foul language? Foolishness is inherent in you- go get some help


Learn to criticize, not insults you street failure.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You think it is parents that have a brain to teach me to respect people based on who they are that would be taking Okada?

It is parents that teach a fuuktard to say they would respect criminals that would be taking Okada because their brain cells are dead.

Of course a fuuktard of that upbringing would not see a problem with a failed education system. It would even be one he respects and pride himself in respecting.

Dimwitted fuuktard!

iv4fb:
If you do understand how to read, you'll see that I said they ought to be criticized, the issue here was about insulting their personalities. Now your mentality is the problem as you were unable to comprehend.

They are no demigods and their policies ain't even right, criticism is not insults. Best bet is to vote the. Out on the next 3months and give the mantle to whoever we think can do best but not insult their personalities

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You are bothered about them being insulted but are not bothered about them looting and destroying your already moronic life further.

Moronic product of a failed education system.

How many times have you taken Okada this month?

iv4fb:
I wasn't expecting less from you. That's what you're good at-pouring out your frustration at others! That's why you'll never do well.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is this the rubbish logic Patience Jonathan taught you in the failed education system?

iv4fb:
So living in London makes you and your kin intelligent? What a fool and son of a senseless thing! You think whoever reply you reside in Nigeria or is facing the stuffs you read in papers? Damn, dude you're an imbe.cile! The venoms u spit from ur drooling mouth tells it all. You know nothing, read junks from the papers and spill rubbish, its a pity your parents never had time to give you a life. Get the Bleep off nairaland and go wash dishes in the streets of London. Nigeria failed u, your government failed you, your parents failed you, the UK has failed you, unfortunately for you, you've equally failed yourself. fool!

BTW GEJ is not just the president, he has acheived more in life than all your generations can ever do.

you son of Lucifer.

Moronic fuuktard, you are going to tell us you reside in Monaco?

I can smell product of a failed education system in an instance.

To a fuuktard like you, Retardeen is an achiever. No wonder Africa is backwards and a place for sufferheads. We let fuuktards

Your parents trained you to be as dumb as they are and take a pride in being dumb. Then Nigeria has the likes of Patience Jonathan running the education system to completely finish you off so our education system keep on churning out moronic fuuktards like you.

sosalekins:
pheew!...
I messed up.. Agreed!..
My only sin was being too nice... But
Trust me, I didn't act that way to impress her, I did it out of pure selflessness..
but I've learnt a lesson only experience could teach.
Thanks though, you opened my eyes..

Ma nigga!

Ma nigga!

Now lets discuss how you can learn from this, learn about girls, learn about how to manage girls better and learn about Sagamite's approach to risk management to ensure your own interest is catered for.

Take these as core of the framework:

1) NEVER see girls as angels or put them on a pedestal just because of their sex.

2) REFRAIN from giving girls anything significantly (emotionally or physically) without them giving you something in return from what you have given them earlier.

3) Always generate options and let the girl always know you have options, none of this BS "You are the only one for me".

4) Always let a girl know if she does not tow your line or the line you want, she is SACKABLE.

The girl you wrote about was obviously not into you and was only using you from the start. Just like when men use women for sex, women tend use men for attention. You were used!

I work hard to ensure no girl uses me just for attention and her ego, just as much as girls work hard to ensure you don't get into her pants for nothing. I am a pro in that shyt!

Then upon all, you were not in control, she was in control. When women have power, they (like men) are very likely to abuse it and have no contrition. But unlike men, women do not believe in having responsibilities, they only believe in having rights. She did not and does not give too much of a hoot about your emotions and could see you were a sucker to be be sucked and who had volunteered for sucking. Unfortunately, the sucking was not the right kind generally called a BJ. For that, I would have patted you on the back.

When she found a guy in control, obviously that was the guy she would open up to and get her arsse smacked. He is more attractive as he is showing he is an Alpha Male, he has options, he is not a sucker and he is not desperate for her. I am assuming she is a fine looking girl in her youth. A girl like that has guys like you a dime a dozen chasing her and being nice to her but they rarely meet guys like the Alpha Male guy who tells them "work to get me" while only putting in minimal or (at best) equal efforts to get her. That was evident when he was not picking up her calls, while I am sure you would have been a "real man" thinking it was your duty to call her or pick her calls.

Guys like you are most likely only going to get ugly girls or fine girls who are washed out, broken or at their decline.

Never give too much regards to a girl who has given you nothing. Only give high regards to girls who either (a) you have yanshed or (b) are the ones that showed interest in you or chatted you up.

The regards you give them should just be moderate niceness, not worship. Most women don't appreciate that worship shyt until they have diminished options. Those that worship young girls bore most of these girls or are just putting a stamp of "sucker" on their foreheads.

Only increase the niceness as much (at the worst) as she is increasing her expression of interest in you and wanting to be with you. Don't give without taking or her offering something.

A girl that really likes you would give more than she takes. That is how they are built. She gave more to player guy than you.

You need to start behaving like if you are the value, not the girl is the value. When a girl knows you have options, she sees you as valuable and would fight to be the winner (they are competitive amongst themselves). The player guy obviously comes across as someone that had options that was why she was calling multiple times. That does not necessarily mean you should cheat, just ensure she knows you can pull other girls easily (preferably ones finer than her).

If a girl is not giving you the right vibes either sack her or put her on the bench. I do it ALL the time.

If a girl is not showing interest, I am a professional at waka passing. I don't let any girl drag me on the floor and don't keep interest in girls that are not interested.

And if one is playing games, I just send her to and pack her in the reserve team until she plays my game. I am the coach, I have options and I am extremely valuable. When she proves to me that she is ready to fall in line, I then consider relenting and putting her back on the pitch with the first team. I don't tolerate Balotelli-kind of girls.

Furthermore, women in their youth (when they are hot) like bad boys that they see as challenge, not guys that pride themselves as gentle guys.

Cut that nice/gentle guy out of your mannerisms and personality. Let the girls know you can decide not to give a hoot without flinching! Talk dirty to them as soon as possible in your interactions. Let them know sexual interaction is part of the deal and they would mentally lock the door to the friend zone (where you don't want to be).

You can thank GoodGirl2 later.

iv4fb:
Your parents sure failed in teaching you not to insult elders. He's a fool and a president, your wife/mum can't even 'pride their selves' they're insignificant. And you? You'll certainly never amount to anything in life if you don't change your attitude. Now kick start the insults as nothing good can come out of you.


Its really annoying to see grown ups hide behind their computers and phones and spill unnecessary junks out of their mouths. Be civil even if you hate the government of the day like the rest of us.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Your parents taught your dumb arsse to pride yourself in respecting rubbish and moorons does not mean my parents have to sink to that same level, your moronic cretin.

Not only did you parents fail, Nigeria's education system also failed your dumb arsse.

So in your moronic world, being president in an African country makes someone intelligent, you dumbfuck?

They are significant to fuuktards like you and I am sure you regard Shepopotamus as your mother and an achiever like your dumb parents taught your moronic arsse.

My parents are more intelligent than that. They taught me to use my brain to evaluate people and delineate between cretins and heros.

Your moronic arsse is struggling in a shithole called Nigeria and you are telling the intellectuals in London they are insignificant and would not amount to nothing?

The fact I am not a product of failed education system is already good grounding to give me an advantage of amounting to something even if I did not have my superbrain, fuuktard.

Your moronic arsse is the one that the leaders you respect, because they are "your elders", would destroy and not amount to anything, you moronic fuuktard. You will be just another suffering African Monkey living on less than $2 a day.

When next you are on an Okada to get to your destination, sniffing in the stench of the unwashed okada driver and putting a bucket on your heard as helmet, you should think about what I said and how retardeed is ruining your life, while I am in Knightsbridge having some expensive dinner with friends.

Moronic fuuktard.

ifyalways:
First bride is very pretty .

Last bride is obviously Jennykardy and Sagamite

Yes ke.

See the fine Sagamu pose.

See as my face maga like area boy.

See as she tall pass me.

See as a perfectly place her head where I want it to be.

Ilekokonit:
What an indictment of Jonathan.

Jonathan should come out and deny this if possible.

You really think Retardeen would be embarrassed enough about such to even bother?

The fooool has done worse he is not ashamed of.

His Shepopotamus wife even prides herself as a "philantropist" despite being a teacher and civil servant all her life.

TV01:
I managed to miss MoTD for the last 3 weeks. Not sure if my interest in footie is gradually dying or it's just timing?

Anyway, the Ched Evans saga is getting a lot of press and really polarising opinion. The barest facts I can make out are;

- Girl goes with his friend Clayton to hotel
- Ched joins them
- Ched sleeps with the girl - both claiming she was asked and consented - after Clayton
- Girl wakes up in the hotel the next morning claiming she can't remember a thing.
- Girl calls police and claims her drink was spiked and her bag stolen
- Both men arrested and charged with rape (Girl claims to have no recollection of events from some time before they even went to the hotel)
- One found guilty and one found not guilty?

I appreciate that rape is now defined in such a way that where a women is incapable of giving considered consent, she has been raped.

- Is sex now something "men do to women". I have no instances of this working in reverse?
- If both parties are drunk, can both claim to have been raped?
- Are men now responsible for womens actions under the influence as opposed to their own actions when women are under the influence?
- If a woman "regrets" sleeping with a man, she merely has to claim there was no considered consent and it's rape?


TV

The Ched Evans case is a crazy case.

As much as I don't know much about his raape court processes and evidence, the aftermath after his release is another evidence of the severe attack on men in the West by the media and feminists.

This was the argument I was giving earlier on this thread that saying women are raaped when intoxicated is open to sexist abuse:

https://www.nairaland.com/1884918/yes-means-yes-new-sex/17#26085847

If her drink was spiked, then that is a whole different case.

That said, the higher sexual libido of men and their higher interest in sex is now something being used as a weapon in the West against men. That seems to be the strategy: Use their desire for sex to attack and suppress them.

Imagine this fuuktard saying she was "harassed" in this video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A

I might have only been educated at Sagamu Institute of Technology, but even then I was taught there what harassment is.

But to our moronic feminists, this is "harassment".

The "FITNESS INSTRUCTOR".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSXEX-kjaI

The "INSPIRATIONAL TEACHER".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxdwkzVGz48

The "PSYCHOLOGIST".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMwIkuoAMj0

The "BANKER".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JOL1SafQIM

Joavid:
she is a Mathematician, Psychologist, Biologist, Teacher, former Banker and a philantropist.

That is a joke, right?

A Nigerian teacher and civil servant is a "philantropist".

That tells you all you need to know that this fat, ugly, illiterate international joke is a thief.

No wonder her agent was caught with suitcases of money when her husband was governor.

slimmy05:
The hidden story you've not here. You've been filled with biased opinions about her

Fuuktard, did you pull that story too from your arsse?

Shepopotamus knows how a bank works?

slimmy05:
you are really a kid. You need a pram

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Tell us on what basis you decided to say she has been the best First Lady since 1999.

Did you pull such moronic assertion out of your arsse?

kingthreat:
Go on. Use nairaland as a vent for your lunacy.

You are a cretinous fuuktard?

Who is the lunatic? The person that uses his brain or the fuuktard that think prayer would protect him and screams JESUS but yet calls people c*nts?

slimmy05:
I really do not exchange words or try to convince a mind already made up. Your comment about the president doesn't posit you as an elite at all.

I really do not care about your biased opinion of her. If you can tell me in what capacity Stella Obasanjo and Turai Yar'adua have done better than our amiable Patience Dame Fakabelema Jonathan, I'll take it up from there.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

It is SAGAMITE you are trying to dodge his question?

Tell us on what basis you decided to say she has been the best First Lady since 1999.

Because of a bag of empowerment rice?

This is the kind of suppression of men and how ball-less Western Men have become.

Complete whoosies for being men!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GblWNUTFVVU

Why the fck is this reetard apologising?

If you walk down any fcking high street in the UK or Western nations, you would see pictures women with less clothes on windows of shop, so why is what he is wearing now "sexist"?

So it is acceptable for us to be bombarded with that on the streets everyday and he woman (called a "model" ) is paid millions for it but then it is not "sexist"?

Completely naked women are on TV virtually everyday but that is not "sexist"?

But the minute an obviously unorthodox guy wears a t-shirt with a hot woman on it, it is time to attack him and calumniate him as "sexist"?

And if men say lets ban women being shown in public like that, the SAME women would say that ban is "sexist" as it is impeding on a woman's right to choose what she wears, how she is displayed in public and how she makes her money.

But this guy should apologise for wearing a shirt?

And the fooool did? .......Whimping like a pansy mooron!

kingthreat:
An expose on how close to insanity a man can be. Rant on and please dont stop. Let it all out.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you still "praying", moronic fake christian?

MzPreshie:
Okay... Good Afternoon N'Landers.
I've had this question nagging my mind for quite a while now. I'm a Christian, a catholic by birth and by choice. I've seen people, here on N'Land, who say they don't believe in the existence of God or religion. Like these people are neither Christians nor muslims. Personally, I've got nothing against nobody; atheist or muslim, and I haven't had the opportunity of meeting anybody who's a freethinker. So I'm directing this nagging question to them atheists on-here. As an atheist or a freethinker, where would you get married, like where would you wed your wife?

I would prefer to marry her in a Sagamu Shrine where my babalawo would give us a concoction to eat and seal the wedding.

kingthreat:
Rant on fooool

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is this what the bible teaches?

It teaches you that Jesus uses the word C*nt? Or did anyone call Jesus a c*nt?

So you were trying to show us you are holy by your useless prayers but you are a dumb c*nt who only relies on prayer because he lacks a brain, not because he is a good christian?

Dumb, moronic product of a failed education system.

May Ebola kill you in Jesus Name. SAY "AMEN"!!!

silvoice:
Nigerian Tailors & Disappointment: Work Hazard Or Laziness?

Since I was born, now I'm getting old, I've never given a local fashion designer (tailor) a material and had the clothing delivered on time without one or two stories. What's your experience with them? Is it the nature of the work or are most of them lazy?

Which Nigerian profession workers are reliable?

kingthreat:
A fool says in his heart that there is no God.

A fuuktard knows nothing about the religion he follows, he just follows like a pure mugu.

Moronic fuuktard, PRAY!