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skimarvel: I TINK I KNW D PROBLEM u re probably 1 of doz lunatics who will hang on to d tyres of an aeroplane just to get 2 d UK....bros dunno wori u will get a job with LAWMA one day since u top d list of doz 112million nigeria who live below d poverty line..

Another person stuck in the rot of Nigeria coming with the lame you escaped to UK and poverty when his idiocy is exposed and he can't defend it.

person, this is for you too:

https://www.nairaland.com/1410261/tear-burn-nigerian-passport-once/10#17660152

booqee: another thing, if this dude say we're corrupt, no shit. He isn't lying about dat. But wat i don't seem to understand is why he still wants to come back. He has described nigeria with every negative words imaginable. Didn't he say the average corrupt nigerian has the mentality of "i want all dat is there and still want more". Now see where dis dude shot himself in d foot; its obvious he's working in d oil and gas sector and paid a very fat salary(who wouldn't know dat), but still he wants to come back to this 'cesspit' for another three years to amass more wealth. He has said he isn't really having fun here, so why come back?? Bloody hypocrite. Talk about a pot calling a kettle black.

Upon all the man said, the thing that bothers you the most is the fact you "think" he wants to comeback to work in Nigeria?

Not only is your thinking that poor, you seem to also be poor in reading as what he said was that he hopes never to have to live permanently in Nigeria again.

It is not totally your fault, it is mainly the fault of the corruption the man is talking about that you lack thinking priorities and have comprehension challenges.

Bizibi: i wonder oh,if 112 million can be in poverty then most of us will be using touch light phones or u will still be seeing many peugeot 504 and mercedes 230

Do you think someone living in poverty can even afford a car?

What proportion of Nigerians that you know have a car?

skimarvel: ...go hug transformer then...idiot who iz still tied to iz colonial ruler..u still av a slave mentality..

You are a person!

With your education, you cannot be more than a houseboy in a sane society.

Cretins like you always play the slave master card when people show you sense, is that why you failed at school? Because you thought those that pass and do well at school are slaves because they are learning what was introduced by the whiteman? You think as a black man it is your birthright and culture to be perpetually stuuupid?

Cretin, insisting scale of corruption is irrelevant! Product of a failed education system.

skimarvel: wot d f**k are u saying..112million nigerians living below poverty line..u must b daft to believe such useless statistics 4rm useless people siting abroad..

You are a person!

What statistic should I believe then? The one you pulled from your arsse?

Or the one from a cretinous product of a failed education system like you that writes in textspeak over people the from people with brains that attended Harvard, Oxbridge, Yale, MIT, LSE and likes? Who is useless, you or them?

skimarvel: Kan sme1 explain d trash dat guy just spelt out....no mata aw small corruption is.... corruption is corruption..xo no country is vindicated...he saying lagos airport is a natinal disgrace...i guess he left NIGERIA tru sudaness airport.....use RUSSIA as a casestudy

It is because of the scale of corruption he is talking about that your life is so fcked up you write with such pathetic grammar.

Why wouldn't you when your teachers probably could not read their certificate?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quT33KJBSRY

Mooron saying degree of corruption is irrelevant. Fooool!

Rossikk: A lot of what the guy says is wrong, such as that peoples' lives have not improved since the military, and that democracy has delivered no dividends etc etc. Typical shallow analysis by a person who's never lived in Nigeria, but is just a visitor who now thinks he knows everything.

You are a person!

Check your facts. The guy is miles more intelligent than you.

Here is an international assessment:

http://nigeriapoliticsonline.com/poverty-has-increased-considerably-in-nigeria-world-bank-as-bureau-of-statistics-confirms-112-million-nigerians-living-below-poverty-line/

Here is local assessment:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17015873

Products of failed education system that can't check simple facts are talking about shallow analysis. No analysis is better than shallow analysis?

Rossikk: Err... he wouldn't be in Europe because Europe is too racist to hire African managers.

Which coach from Africa were you hoping they should hire?

Siena: You sound really bitter - I wonder why?

And all that talk about building a better Nigeria, it will get better etc. has been the slogan for donkeys years. And it's only gotten worse. Reform has to start somewhere, and with attitudes like yours, Nigeria has no hope of EVER improving.

Those who choose to live in the West are free to make these choices. No sane human would choose to live in a country to face extreme hardship, when they have the option of an easier life elsewhere. So you cursing them makes no difference, and says more about you as a person, than it does about them.

And just so you know, the Nigerian embassies round the world are not run on your "policies", so Nigerians in the West who choose to visit Nigeria will NEVER be denied free entry. Those in power in Nigeria reason just the way you do, it's little wonder Nigeria's in the state she's in today.

What do you expect from him when his teachers can probably not read their "certificates" but yet he is so proud of it and his education?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OJDt-8i0Mw

He thinks those with a brain would hang around to destroy their kids lives (if they can avoid it) because they are "proud and patriotic" so they turn out to have his dilapidated brain?

One Oyinbo captures the pride of some Nigerians in Nigeria well when he said:

"I am amazed at how proud Nigerians are of Nigeria. It is like dropping your trousers in the middle of your sitting room, release a huge dump there and then sit down on your settee to look at it in admiration".

These are foreigners that have worked in other African countries and realise how backward the shithole is despite its considerable superior wealth.

Cretins! Others are ruining their lives and they take pride in it.

Siena: Spot on, Sagamite. I couldn't have put it any better.

Thanks, bruv.

osaass: Running out of expletives?? I touched a nerve didn't I?

No, you can't touch a nerve, mate.

As long as I can read your post and conclude your intellect is way too inferior, I will always have a superiority complex that makes it virtually impossible for your like to touch a nerve. I just get pissed you have a right to vote and can give an opinion and that has nothing to do with your actions, it is incidental.

Chinom: [/b]
That's exactly my point. Stay the f*uck away. It's usually poor people like you who ran away to Europe to escape poverty that are quick to label Nigeria poor. In UK, USA, Canada and Europe, most Nigerians are relatively poor. Now, go hop on that Gabbage truck. The streets need to be clean on Sunday too.

You are a person!

Is that the normal line you poorly educated, product of a failed educated system try to cling on too: You are poor?

Cretin, I left Nigeria because I was born in GREAT Britain. I was born there because my parents can afford to travel and get professional engagements abroad. I decided to use the privileges that GREAT Britain affords anyone with its citizenship to my benefit. Unlike you I am not stuck with fucktards ruling and destroying your life which has left your brain under-nourished and under-developed, to the point your thinking faculty is in a coma. GREAT Britain has done loads for me by giving me education in one of the best universities in the world to achieve the potential of my transcendental brain. The kind of brain that even if I did not go to school at all and you went to university to get a PhD, you would still be intellectually DESTROYED by my dialectics.

Now to even humiliate your dumbarse more, let me tell you about my background. I am from a bourgeois family in Nigeria where I can claim to be at most 4 degrees of separation from virtually 99% of the elite of Nigeria. Be it Obasanjo, Tinubu, Okonjo-Iweala, Okocha, Soyinka, Ribadu, Wizkid, Dangote, Danjuma, Fashola and whoever in any sphere of life. If I go through my contacts, I would always know someone that knows someone that knows someone that can introduce me. That is how when I decided to meet the High Commissioner of Nigeria in the UK, one phone call (i.e. two degrees of separation) got me sitting in his ambassador's office and having a discussion with him, Fool.

https://www.nairaland.com/434813/nigeria-why-hate-truth-fg/1#5934879

That is how I was sitting in the special sitting room (not the one for commoners) of Chanchangi back in the day discussing with him and he gave me a free ticket on his airline.

So your dumbarse should never try insulting my background. You are shiiiit juxtaposed to me in terms of background, life and intellect.

The Nigerians you claim are relatively poor abroad, have a far better life and education than your dumb life. And statistics show you will likely die before them after your miserable life in the shithole you desperately want to be proud of.

Can you see you are dumb now?

chaircover: . . . and another one bites the dust

welcome to wife numnber 6

still waiting for wife number 4 to show up

stego . .welcome o! i hope ur not too thin cos those wives go beat you well well

You are behaving like if you have forgotten all about me.

You don't know who I am?

You don't know who my fada's fada is?

Okay, let me reintroduce myself may maybe I will trigger your memory and re-acquaint myself.

They call me Sagamite, aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashewo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues".

Make I even rhyme a bit for una.

Awon omo mi, awon omo mi ni London
Awon omo mi Lamerica, awon sexy.
Awon to ma sweat lori NL
I know you love me, I love you too.

Saga don turn to Badoooo!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pWq6I8e9Go

osaass: The sanctimonious bum crawls out from under his rock

No, your God arrived from heaven. It is Sunday, start worshipping.

I am here to make you know you are dumb and you know you cannot get away from that because God sees everything and knows everything.

osaass: For your mind you be obahiagbon hahaha
Ode!

For my mind, you are a person and you quickly proved it:

osaass: Is this a blessing? 99.9% of Nigerians would say amen to this.

Chinom: Any Diaspora Nigerian who wishes to tear and burn his or her Nigerian Passport should go ahead and tear it. We really DO NOT need half-hearted Nigerians in Nigeria. We only need those who are willing and able to go through the mill with us to make Nigeria a great country giving the indices available.
I would like to assure those weak Nigerians that they will never be allowed into the country again. The embassies would receive strict instructions to DENY them visas. They should live and die in Canada, USA, UK or Europe. Only the strong, resilient and fit people are welcome to Nigeria. All the weaklings are hereby advised to obtain a Canadian, US or British passports. Thank you.

Obviously you will need to be strong, resilient and fit when hunger wires you because of poverty or when you are being chased into the bush by armed robbers robbing the long-distance luxury bus you are using to travel to your village for Xmas.

Those "challenges" do not happen in Canada, USA, UK or Europe. No need to be strong, resilient and fit, you just need to utilise the immense resources and the optimal environment provided for you to self-develop to contribute and progress with the host nation.

You gave (obviously fortuitously) a good description of the type of Nigerian that will thrive in such a shithole you take pride in. Thank God you did not mention anything like having brains among the people you feel are welcomed to your dream of Nigeria.

Michael Demekaa: Nigeria is even over-populated. Becoming a Canadian will be an advantage both to you & Nigeria.

It would be a disadvantage to Nigeria as she is a sane and well educated girl (postgrad). It is people like Justosaus we should be hoping to dash Canada, not one of our better brains.

Sometimes one wishes they can temporarily bring back the slave trade so we can sell the rots of Nigeria to go and work on a plantation without a right to vote or even have an opinion. I will happily be a master slave trader if that fantasy came to life.

ocholawealth: Its obvious u have been frustrated in Nigeria and by your fellow Nigerians, however, its utter disrespect for your motherland to tear your Nigerian passport. Its illogical, mundane and un-professional. I trust u wont do the tearing.

And why should you respect your motherland?

Explain to me.

Reference: And are those who mess up the system not our (her) fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, cousins, brothers, sisters, colleagues, friends, fellow compatriots of every class, tribe and tongue.

What has an innocent little green booklet with your serious looking face and details have to do with our collective failures. Do you destroy your toilet because it cannot flush.

This is the typical response of an indolent, self centred person, the likes that have brought this country to its knees. Does she know what it meant, what it took, what it cost in blood, sweat and tears to obtain and keep an american or canadian passport over two hundred years ago when the British were pursuing them from pillar to post.

Lazy McDonalds generation. Can't engineer nothing. Pathetic.

You might decide to take your tribe's people, fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, cousins, brothers, sisters, colleagues, friends, fellow compatriots failure as your failure but some of us with a brain don't.

My father's failures or successes is not mine and will never be mine! I decide my fate and, in the land of people with brains, I should be judged by my actions and contributions, not my cousin's nor my neighbours 2 streets away.

This nonsensical reasoning is why I regard the Bible as total tosh. You know that nonsense that said 'I am born a sinner' because some naked man ate an apple? That is one of the numerous indicators that told me that the author of the bible (and I think the Quran has the same line as well) is not intelligent enough to be a God! That dumb assumption of transfer of patrimonial or matrimonial sin is a mark of illiteracy and poor education which tells me the Bible/Quran is/are the fictional work originating from medieval illiterates' fantasies.

The failure of Nigeria is not mine nor that of majority of Nigerians. It is a failure of a collective few rulers and those with significant powers to make a change.

pstfrancis: am not sure this guy is ok upstairs, someone is in pains and you are here talking trash, why a u so heartless and wicked not to even pity ur fellow man. u think is easy for her to be shedding tears, pls if u dont have any better thing to saythen dont talk i beg

The sad thing about fucktards is that one of their most frequent attempts when trying to display their non-existent intellect is to throw moronic platitudes they have heard before, e.g.:

"Home remains home"

"There is no smoke without fire"

No logical thinking or ratiocination, just dumb platitudes and they feel like Einstein of the Mile 2 motorpark's buka intellectuals debating society!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Saga!

I'm angry with you! I don vex...

1. Tell Jenny to stop bullying moi...

2. Sign that pre-nup and hand over all your property farmlands, yams, iron-bending, re-charge card and pepper businesses to moi...

3. Make you try top up my saloon runz money. CC dey carry eye come my side these days [/quote]Since you just had a baby_{[size=4pt]Yippee! Congratulations, Mama bomboi/cinderella. I just hope it is not mine because I no dey pay child support o![/size]}, me and the bobo go dey share the saloon money 50-50. No be yesterday dem born me o.

yellowpawpaw: I must get to d root of this matter.

MR SAGA, how come u hv multiple wives and from d look of things, all of them loves u dearly and I'm sure some singles r eyeing u?

You just watch out and read. When you read my posts and your feel the immense force of my Godly intellect, you will be turned on too and hooked like Gazza is to booze. Then you will understand why I am irresistible.

[quote author=2s£xy]Yippeeee! Sagamite sagamu is BACK!


Wow! I was gonna create a thread to ask for you... I was wondering why you haven't been around for long.

Nice to have you back.


Mother their intellects, man.[/quote]Thanks, bruv.

The fucktards should always tremble when they see me if at least one cell in their brain still works.

chaircover: I def think its an impostor cos he hasnt called anyone a fuccktard yet

www.nairaland.com/1410261/tear-burn-nigerian-passport-once/4#17647156

www.nairaland.com/1410261/tear-burn-nigerian-passport-once/4#17647364

Check your facts.

As usual this racist person called Keshi is at it again.

This is the same racist that voted for Yaya Toure as the best footballer in the world over Messi just because Yaya is black.

I hope FIFA deals with this racist fooool!

Fucktards would sit down screaming and demanding some moronic patriotism when the only thing your country offers you frequently are:

- Financial stress
- Financial loss
- Humiliation
- Reputational damage
- Poor education
- Poor prospects except you are corrupt
- Duress
- Injustice
- Abuse of rights
- Early death
- Frustration
- Incompetence
- Insecurity
- No light

While a country that is not yours would change your life for the better.

Cretins would demand patriotism so that those ruining your lives can continue enjoying it without any opposition and consequence.

Cretinous products of a failed education system.

Girl, burn that passport if you are so inclined!

Saga brings all the milkshake to the yard.

Damn right, Lothario in the house.

The Head of Chancery, the person that should be responsible for all operations, is Ahmed Sule.

He should take the administrative blame for this and Ojo Maduekwe the supervisory blame.

In sane countries, where people like Justosaus and bad meat would not be allowed to become more than gatemen, both would be sacked.

But don't be surprised if Silverback Jonathan gives these foools national honours and appoint Sule as a Minister.

Justosaus: she's not ok upstairs. No matter where one goes in this world, home remains home.

bad meat: The girl na mumu,

You are fucktards!

You are cretinous fucktards!

Products of a failed education system. No wonder you have leaders that are so comfortable shitting on you and you consume it and scream "Fresh Air".

You can call the filthy pit-latrine you live in home if you like but many sane people in life actually like to live in salubrious mansions and take no pride in a pit latrine being their residence.

As for the issue, I have always advocated - "never blaming the system". Find one individual to put the opprobrium on.

In this case, the person called Ojo Maduekwe is the cretin running the Nigerian Embassy in Canada. This is the cretin that should be mentioned instead of blaming some intangible, chimerical system and watch no one take responsibility because no one is "The System".

This is the same buffoon that was a former Foreign Minister, only to accept a non-strategic ambassadorship where he would be reporting to the new Foreign Minister. Desperate, hungry and incompetent cretins running a lunatic country led by a dumb Silverback Gorilla who is controlled by his pot-bellied, illiterate umblerra wife.

What makes me laugh the most is the profile they put on the Embassy's website about Ojo Maduekwe:

"He comes to represent Nigeria in Canada with a wealth of experience and contacts."

www.nigeriahcottawa.ca/nhc2/index.php/en/

Did they mean the shyt experience a vast majority of Nigerian leaders claim?

I am happy this issue is being picked by a foreign broadcaster because only international shame makes the person leaders like Jonathan (Yes, name them, not point to a system) respond.

But fucktards like Justosaus and bad meat deserve the leaders they have.

jennykadry: [size=80pt]SAGAMITE[/size]

If no be say impe I know you love me, I for say na juju style you dey use shout my name so.

byvan: @Op,start by marrying a man who sees everything wrong with male infidelity not one of these types we see on NL who believes that cheAting is part of what mAkes a man a superman.Just have it in mind that a man who sees nothing wrong in male infidelity cAn never be satisfied with one woman.

Those are one of the types you need to be wary of the most. The type of men that would say any lie to be on your good side. Any man that tells you he is not tempted to cheat or not attracted to other women is a bonafide LIAR! Or at best asexual. Many Nigerian pastors are like this. They preach fidelity and are having sex with many congregation girls.

Here is the priority order of your wariness:

1) Undercover homosexuals and bisexual men (AIDS is real).
2) Men that boast about cheating and see nothing wrong in cheating.
3) Men that condemn cheating completely and claim they can never do it.
4) Men that boast about their cheating but are aware it is wrong.
5) Men who cheat but don't boast of it as they are not proud of it and feel guilty.
6) Men that are aware of and who don't deny their fallibility to cheat but aim never to through discipline and self-restraint.
7) Men that have no game and no women would even bother to cheat with them.

The ones in (3) are the ones you are advocating to go for?

I pity you! Won ma ba aiye je! (Dem go ruin your life!)

Afam, why are you hiding my posts?

Abeg start unhiding it.

This has no BUSINESS with moderators.

The guy TRACKED ME down several times ON DIFFERENT THREADS, insulted me and requested and insisted for a slaughter.

HE OPENED his own abattoir with his OWN HANDS!

This is a thread that has nothing to do with NL. IT IS A VOLUNTARY SUICIDE SPOT!

Unhide my posts and let me roast the person!

Afam4eva: These things can be relative.

Very relative, which is why it is not being practiced.

As I said, the pragmatism is challenged.