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joe4christ: @Aunty Baby_123 I told you to pls put this dog of yours under control, why do you find it difficult to forgive, i said i'm sorry, pls tell your dog to leave me alone so he does not end up bitting me and inflecting me with his rabies.
Please calm him down pls!

Shut up, pathetic person!

I hope you don't murder a woman for turning down you advances. Sick fck!

joe4christ: Sorry aunty, for starting this fight with you, i should have just kept mute and shut my mouth, it hurt me to say a woman like you going through emotional stress as a result of my comments. Pls sorry.
And in regard to my pix, i thought i was very cute cos virtually every lady i've come in contact with always tell me how damn cute i am, so i guess i was deceived afterall, but can you please upload just a pix of yours?
I'm really dying to see atleast one of it, i just cant immagine how pretty you would be looking like despite you're way to old and suffering from gross depression due to frustration.
But i would still wanna see them.

And pls aunt, who is that discobombulated retardeen who kept ranting sh!t in here, pls can you control him for me by telling him we've resolved our differences, so no more qualms, you know i hate dogs backing at me. It makes me feel little bit uncomfortable.
Thanks dearest aunt!
Love you!!!

You are a person!

You are the one ranting because someone said they are not interested in chatting with you but you claim she is the one with emotional stress?

Cretinous product of a failed education system.

It is your mental nurses that tell you you are good looking after giving you a bath and dressing you up in the morning?

carefreewannabe: moving too fast to have a relationship with you AND / OR something physical

Moving too fast for a relationship is just plain disgust. I completely agree with you.

Moving fast for the physical is just logical.

joe4christ: No, i actually stared up the demons in you, i admit i initially mistook you for an intelligent lady, not until you prove me wrong withen the shortest space of time, i dont see you getting a potential husband with this disgusting and demented attitude of yours.
Your mentality is not actually different from the mentality of an average nigerian girl, i wished i had came from some other more civilised country.
Keep busting your ego with me as your handler, i can see you've got personality issues.
This is quite unlike me, i dont usually exchange words with ladies, i just ignore your type and let you feed on my handler, i aint got problem with that so long it boost your inferiority complexed personality.
Bless you sis,sorry, probably my aunty, we aint age mate i guess so i ascribe you your respect.
And for your information aunty i dont do online dating either, i've got lots of ladies all around me dying to have me say hi, so dont get it twisted aunt, you're way too old for me.
Bless you!

You are a person!

You are a cretinous person!

Which animal (not even woman) would agree for your mentally reetarded arsse?

She is the one that has personality issue or your cretinous dumb arsse?

Na by force to be interested in knowing you?

Kai! See the results of the non-existense of mental health facilities in Nigeria o!

E no go better for all the officials that looted our moni!

miketolu: . He did construct one of such around ita-eko axis opposite GOFAMINT. Ive seen it wt my eyes d last time i went to egba. So bring that to rest.

So that destitute people can sit on the bridge?

Denise216: That hasn't been my experience with you. You can imagine my disappointment.

Well, you are displaying some of the behaviours I have experienced before.

People that can't defend their assertion and run when the heat (in the form of intellectually probing questions) is on.

I only like intellectuals that are proficient at defending their arguments.

livialives: Lmao

Typed this and the thread was closed on me:

livialives: Hmmnn. And YOUR harassing attitude towards me was STELLAR?
I don't have any thing against you sagamite but you should know that for every action there is a reaction and ppl react to different things in different ways. You sort out my profile exclusively to pick on when there are other ones as well.
All Good Though

I never knew asking for verification was harassment.

I have given explicitly the reason why I picked you exclusively, and I will try one last time:

- No one has seen you before.
- You are not a regular and barely had 4 post before the beauty competition.
- Only when we had a beauty competition did you decide to post your pix.
- You do not have a Nigerian look and your background on your profile seems rare.

That has all the ingredients to suspect a troll is trying to derail the activity and it raised my suspicion.

A suspicion I merely requested to be assuaged with an easy and reasonable request, not an angry black woman reaction.

You should have reasoned we don't know each other, hence I have no personal reason to pick on you.

Shollypopz: Shymmex I wonder why u are conspiring with that nigga to cook up stories. mondi_cheeks is not living off welfare for sure and you can't prove that she's not South African. This better be a joke or y'all should stop. It's *******

She just feels the need to look for my attention everrrryday.

Shollypopz, that is not the way to grab my attention. Not by being an irritant, especially considering the hoodrat opinion I already have of you.

I don't notice or engage with angry-black-women. Change your style to even have an inch of a chance.

I am not noticing you in a positive light with this current style.

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahahaha

At least we've one thing in common...

So, stop barking at me in the politics section, mate...

You will find what makes me bark at people in some links I posted here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1083598/knowing-nairalanders-better-interviews/1#12945175

I don't do it on a personal basis.

shymexx: Anti-feminist and anti-angry-black-women!!!

Yep, that is me.

Let a woman give me one of those 2 attitudes and my switch off button involuntarily and automatically activates itself.

When I looked at Livialives pix, ALL I saw was the pinky. It was only when I was reading the thread and guys were talking about bweast that I noticed she had some in that pix.

Has anyone even known Saga Saga to miss a woman's asset in her pix?

A WHOLE ASHAWO ME!

I was switched off completely!

[quote author=Mynd_44]If you met her off NL, you would jump on her. Believe me[/quote]You need to see my track record of women and you would retract that statement faster than Michael Schumacher.

I have done all body shapes, men.

I have been a Nigerian minister for women.

I have been a AU diplomatic official for Africa.

I have been a UN special envoy for women affairs across different continents.

The only geographical region that has refused to receive me is the core Middle East (minus Egypt).

I can afford to be choosy.

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahahaha

I exposed her - you should know I was just pulling ya legs...

That's one bitter single mum living off welfare somewhere on this planet...

Okay, I concede and give you that.

It slipped my mind you were the one that exposed her.

shymexx: With the massive SA batty she's got on her backside, no??

Stop faking the funk - I bet you'll jump on that if you get a chance!!

If you believe she is from SA, then would believe the Pope is the spiritual head of the Taliban.

Theben: choi! This is an open insult to mondi-cheeks. Oga saga na wah for you o

mondi_cheeks is hypocritical feminist:

https://www.nairaland.com/942597/why-women-own-worst-enemies/13#13209893

I wouldn't touch that with a barge-pole.

Girls like that are not for me.

sanb: Nice one and thank goodness for that. It still remains 1% though to make it top marks 100% that she's really legit...

The 1% is left to seeing her live and she saying she is the one.

That 1% is irrelevant though, I would even have been happy with the 70% that sexkillz gave me, but it was the same time I was conceding that that she decided to bring her ghetto attitude and it made even that % of belief plummet because it was a very easy request to carry out and it appeared the poster was being defensive. But, alas it is not defensiveness, just her attitude. I assumed wrongly.

At 99%, I am very confident she is very legit so I really have no problem with her participation anymore. The 1% really does not matter.

Denise216: Whatever helps you cope I guess.

I am an intellectual gangster who slaughters arguments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL5F7rlEFM&

Shollypopz: A times I wonder if u're this stupid or you're just doing a nice job faking it. I don't want to get into this with you, but trust me you act like d stereotypical nigga all the time. Bye!

I do not act like you so I can not be termed a hoodrat nigga. That 'deficiency' will inevitably look stupid to you.

That is why you have niggas like Dopefiend to look smart to you and impress you. So go that way.

Both of you are not in my class.

beckyomas: i guess dis pix should be better since i cldnt upload more dan 200kb
https://www.nairaland.com/beckyomas
Say ŊƠ̴̴͡ to 419 nd Rigging

The former pix did you far more justice.

It is a shame when beautiful women don't know how to display their hotness and end up under-selling it.

shymexx: Sagamite + mondi_cheeks = match made in heaven...

Sagamite, get busy...

Upon all the lectures I gave about good-looking, classy girls being my only interest, you still don't get it?

You will never learn.

Shollypopz: aaww...the tears of a Loser! Dude what you said about my other candidate......I didn't find funny @ all

Nah, that is confidence of a black man who tries to differentiate himself from niggas.

Shollypopz: Hey, leave Dopefiend outta this. Sagamite is just mad that Dpefiend gave him an a*ss whooping!
Shymmex u must vote my candidates next round ooo abeg

What wouldn't ghetto girls conclude.

shymexx: I'm like the British weather - I'm unpredictable and I stay changing...

I was hyped about livialives, I've changed "shop" to sanb, you, and my adorable sybellah...

I think you should go for scorpiogal instead:

https://www.nairaland.com/scorpiogal

She is into needles.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v07-XTe_J0&

Shollypopz: There will be more pictures sir as the competition continues. We have lots of surprises awaiting you. You just make sure you vote abiL and ItsModella as your Miss Nairaland 2012/2013. Thanks

Campaign Manager,
Shollypopz

I don't know about Abil because it is just a head shot but these 2 alone outclass Itmodella by far, and they are not even the hottest:

https://www.nairaland.com/beckyomas
https://www.nairaland.com/nidera

kandiikane: Vote abil- her nyash will destroy you(in a good way).

#teamperkyroundnyashes

Why she no put am for her profile or send am to me to verify?

Idowuogbo: Emmm...*whispers* dem b Nairaland babes? It don tey wey I catch dem for Birmz o! SumtinZ dat happunz hen!

Three are not, the 4th was Slimyem.

Idowuogbo: Modified#
My babe don repent.

AHHH! Someone I still saw last weekend kiss 4 girls goodbye in turn at his door, in his night robe, after having a 5some?

kandiikane: Lol! I just guessed oo. Sorry ehn.

But when is the bbq na?

In a summer when people show sufficient enthusiasm.

If you guys had used the more efficient voting system of pimpocracy, only the following experts would have voted and their votes would have the weighting associated with their ashaworism:

Sagamite
Dayokanu
chic2pimp
follypimpi
OAM4J
coogar
agaba123
debosky

Those are the cult of ashawo masters and professionals.

Idowuogbo: Marry? Saga? *I laugh in my Indian accent*Nehinehinehi

Thank you, my sister.

kandiikane: Lol, wait oo, aren't you married sef? Does your wife know? :Ð

I was only teasing you, why are you cursing me and wishing me bad fortune?

What did I do that made you decide I need to be, or I am, in jail?

kandiikane: Lol, I'm organising but these ladies need to go forward especially abil and sweetlemon. Vote for them, I have more photos of them, bikini, hotpants, topless, the whole lot.

Then send the samples to a real judge that has years of experience.

This should have not been put to a public vote, this should have just been passed to the resident Ashawo aka Sagamite aka Saga Saga aka Sagacity aka Professional Ashawo aka Baby Father aka Fuku faka fuku faka lovemachine aka He shooooots ........Whooa! He scores (she don get belle). And the result and grading would be on point.

You all know how I hate democracy. We should have practiced pimpocracy here.

kandiikane: *perks up her breast and rolls up her skirt*

Vote for abil, sweet lemon and livialives(mz succulent bweast), believe me you won't be disappointed.

Are you not part of the organisers? Is this not bias?

I smell PDP!