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[quote author=ekt_bear]Bros, it is the story of my life

I go out, meet a gorgeous girl, she opens her mouth and I find out she is basically an empty-headed hoodrat

And these girls, I cannot be myself around them. I have to pretend to be dumb, violent and brutish around them or they get scared and think I am "weird."

No more sawdust girls for ekt_bear[/quote]ROFLMAO!!!

That got me laughing so hard.

I just can't do a hoodrat. Turns me the fck off. I just turn and move on.

They have their market and it does not include me.

slimyem: All this talk about dancing,shaking some bottay and uploading is just taking it too far...
For wetin nah?
Haba!!
The men who wouldn't even do half of what these pretties have done are requesting nonsense!
Dem go use gragra dabaru their contest as usual...
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew.

It is a joke.

Banter.

Something to laugh off and move on.

Jeez! God, let me end up with a girl that has a sense of humour.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You still have my mail address, right?
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Sweetlemon: Pls no vex o! I just don't think it's necessary shaking my booty here. The swim suit is the best I can do. I can uplaod a video of myself answering questions but NOT shaking my a.s.s
Sorry

Okay, send the shaking your booty to only me. They don't all have to see.

If it is sexy, I will send you my strip dance in return.

lalaosky: saga saga a.k.a faka fuku faku fuku...shoots and he scores....i love her new pics for real.she looks more elegant now.i didn't mean to riducle her.she is so sexy right now unlike her former pics

Abi!

Na fine babe.

[quote author=ekt_bear]yup.

Take this one:
[img]http://imgit.me/i/7i7I2C6.jpg[/img]

Very pretty girl.[/quote]Look at those lips.

Look at my lips.

Beautiful pairing.

Like Posh and Becks.

Tashamania: Thank y'all for voting. I really appreciate.
Make una no vex say i no get curve, i'll try and get some next time.


Benny

BULLSHIT!

You are in the list of NLers I said I would date:

https://www.nairaland.com/1083598/knowing-nairalanders-better-interviews/1#12945175

So count yourself as on fire, not even hot.

lalaosky: LMAO @ becky changing her pics to gain more votes...this shît is effn crazy...love your hustle hun.you look wow.nice one

You don't need to highlight it to humiliate or ridicule her.

carefreewannabe: No, I didn't say it's the only reason.

So how come when I replied you with the my own answer to counter your answer IN EXACTLY the same format and context you put yours, you turned it to imply that I meant that is the only reason I believe women cheat?

That means 2 things to me, you are trying to waste my time with meaningless hours of argument or you are suggesting I am extremely dumb to not be able to reason through basic things.

Idowuogbo: Sagalolo, u creepy I swear!

I am sick!

Freaka freak!

jay bee: The YME we all know/love ain't scared of no third leg.

I know she has mouth.

But if I met her in a club and whisper what I would do to her, she would start shaking, drop her champagne glass, look at me in shock horror, continue staring at me in fear while reversing backwards to the club exit sobbing in utter terror.

kandiikane: Nyash am.

The guys who are shyt in bed are the ones who talk big.

Saga, I lie?

I empathise with you for your sexual experiences.

Pele! Choose your sexual partners more carefully in future.

jay bee: Wetin you go do?

Haba, you wan scare the poor girl?

If I said it, she would be Hot but shaking at the same time, whispering "This Saga is a sensual but sexually crazy animal".

Idowuogbo: Ashawo!! If na dat 1, Rokiatu don wipe every gadamn beau wey dey contest. Sangolo, jus imagine her buddie clap, shyte star!! Dats tin she get will cus e-tsunami o!. abeg mi no get laptop insurance o!

The curve from her back to her arsse is just ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

It is like if God awarded the work to create that part of her to Oscar Niemeyer.

Sweetlemon: Well, as you guys wish sha. But there's no true beauty without some brains, elegance, xter, and charisma.
I wouldn't want to be called a beautiful girl if you cannot also call me elegant, brainy, charismatic, and prudent. I believe it's more digifying that way than to just parade us like ornaments

When I am looking for a wife, I will interview you to ascertain your brains, elegance, xter, and charisma.

At the moment, it is just a beauty contest.

BoboYekini: olopa oooo that's some pocahuntas shizzle right there bro. she so fine she 'borders on the saccharin'...all these unreal beauties sef. but seriously saga, yme, that girl make a dude wanna empty his cowpers gland into her receptacle

y me is out of this world!

Beauty, brains and pure class.

If I get hold of her!

IF I GET HOLD OF HER!

Hmm.........

Nuff said!

sexkillz: #I taya. . .

Come to think of it.

Instead of a video asking them questions that add no value to beauty decision making, a video with them dancing and shaking it to a music track might help the decision.

Fck Lawd! I AM a genius.

Let them dance to Kukere (Iyanya), shake your tail feather (Nelly), snake (R. Kelly) etc.

I am sure guys will agree with me that that wil help the decision making.

O naana nana

E ye, E ye, E ye ......

jackbauersballs: Sorry but is Sweetlemon wearing a bikini in a dining room?

Abi dem dey swim for her parlour?

Be appreciative.

She took that pix for the pleasure of the contest.

Sweetlemon, thank you jor!

Take it on the slab of a meat seller in Oshodi market for all I care. All I know was it was very helpful in decision making. Good job.

Thank you very much!

Sweetlemon: I don't mean jamb questions. I mean questions like "define a beautiful woman" "how do you intend to affect Nairaland as a whole as Miss Nairaland" "why are you proud to be a Nigerian?"
Such questions can hardly be googled cos they are I.Q questions carved in such a way that the person has to use her own head.
You could give like 2 questions and as all the finalist to answer them then the voters will compare their votes and vote acc to the answers given plus their over all beauty.

Not needed.

The answers do not help me in anyway judge beauty.

If you want to recommend flashing, it might make the decision more valid.

BoboYekini: Viewing this topic: , Cuteobi( f ),
hmmm, yummy
see babes all up pon ere, oh my dayz

Check out a girl called Xoriyo on NL!

carefreewannabe: Women go to strip clubs too. Less frequently, though. But if they go, the strippers have 6packs. Why? You know the answer!
Women like men are visual animals

Cut the crap! Which women?

I don't know of any permanent strip club for women. (Not to say I am saying none exist, but it must be so few, I don't know)

What is the ratio of strip-club for women to ones for men?

carefreewannabe: and I refuse to believe that a sane man would pick a good looking model who has nothing to offer apart from looks.So both men and women want to have a good combination of characteristics.

No 1, then you will class a lot of sane men as insane.

No 2, you are playing the woman's logic card when you use terms like "nothing to offer". It is always more logical to use averages (threshold) for other attributes you want to subdue to highlight one attribute (in this case looks).

carefreewannabe: What we can agree on, however, is that men rank beauty higher. Not all, though. No woman, however, wants an ugly guy. And ALL women would want a rich, good looking guy. Let's be realistic though. How many can get such? This is why they choose someone who is average looking because when it comes to starting a family, other factors are more important. I think that we can also agree on the fact that there are many more beautiful women than handsome men. So our choice is very limited. Like Denise said, women are not necessarily into bad boys but good looking guys, who are a rather rare species and therefore get carried away by their looks and use them to play with women. Women being visual animals too (notice that they also have TWO eyes) stick to these guys NOT because they like to be cheated on and lied to but because they are so much into the guy for his looks and because it's not easy to find extremely handsome men.

This is just reciting my logic.

Women go by looks threshold.

Women have a lower threshold than men.

Once a man meets the threshold other attributes like power/talent/fame/money become dominant.

The higher above the threshold the looks of a guy, the better.

Women are into bad boys.

Give a woman a good-looking guy that is nice vs a decent-looking guy that knows how to manipulate her, it would be a good battle but bad boy would always give her the challenge she seeks.

Despite all their mouth about wanting a nice guy, once I gave them a nice guy vs bad boy all the women shut up quickly:

https://www.nairaland.com/1108764/ladies-date-nice-guy/5#13068998

carefreewannabe: Answer 1: Really? Cool!
Answer 2: It's a question of taste. I have given you the examples of Jennifer and Angelina, who for me are average looking. Now picture them without their make up artists ... Brad Pitt is the dream of many women in the Western world, why would he choose Angelina? It's a question of taste. I could give you more examples of famous men dating "average women" but it all comes down to taste. Just because I don't consider them special, doesn't mean others don't.

I am not going to argue at the level of woman logic.

It is a joke to be telling me a woman voted as one of the most beautiful and sexiest women on Earth by men is not average.

I can as well join you at that level and say Brad Pitt is average and not the dream of many women.

carefreewannabe: 1. Women like men are willing to sleep with any men who is attractive to them. Religious / moral standards stop women from doing it.
2. Single women will date any ATTRACTIVE man. If a man is attractive he'll have better chances to collect numbers and to date women.

Cut the crap.

Even Denise would not support you on those points. You need to go and read on the science of attraction.

If no 2 was true, you would not have only dated 3 guys in your life except you are saying you are ugly and attractive men don't approach you or your 3 relationships were back to back.

How come religion and morals are not stopping men? What religion and morals are stopping women in the West sleeping with attractive guys?

It is the guy that knows how to play the emotional game and meets a threshold that gets laid the most. The higher above the threshold the better his chances.

carefreewannabe: Yes! And that is not true as you know. I can't prove it but I am quite sure that many married women cheat because they don't find their spouse so exciting. They marry affluent guys for security and lack excitement and passion later on.

So you said the ONLY reason women cheat is because they married an ugly guy for money?

So women don't cheat for any other reason apart from because they married an ugly guy for his finances?

Because this accusation is very annoying and you are beginning to really argue like a woman, I would stop here for now and let me hear what you have to say.

It is like you are throwing accusations and lame arguments to waste my time.

BoboYekini: sweetheart, who needs IQ wen you get 'backview'

Well said, bruv.

Beauty contest, not UN Secretary General's appointment.

carefreewannabe: How many women have admitted something like that? One, two? Is it the number on that you base your observations?
Many women end up with guys without 6packs (let's stick to this YOUR example) because MOST guys don't have sixpacks.
The reason why many men go into strip clubs AND pay for porn is because they usually have a higher libido. They need sex more than women do. Do we have to discuss it? I don't think so.

Men that go into strip clubs are not having sex, so it is not about libido.

Secondly, men might have higher libido does not mean women have none.

Lets not be disputing that men are visual animals sexually, while women are more communicative animals. It has been proven over time.

Not one or two, a good fraction. And the other women join in the "fun". Most women would chose a average joe with a sense of humour or famous talent over a Calvin Klein model with low sense of humour, only six packs.

carefreewannabe: I could easily argue against it. First of all, your little survey is not respresenatative. It shows a possible but not factual trend. You haven't asked enough people.
Second, I have seen MANY men with "average looking women." I have also seen good men with ugly women. Very few men have women looking like Hollywood stars. At the end of the day, it's not about perfect beauty, it's about the combination of different features that make someone unique and special for us.
If I knew from the beginning that we are arguing about whose threshold is higher, I wouldn't even start it.

No 1, you have to realise it is women that normally decide relationships, not men. So to men, choice is more limited.

No 2, I note, you said "many men" or "good men". How many rich or famous men do you see dating average women after becoming affluent?

carefreewannabe: I don't get it.

Once you meet a man's threshold in looks (that is normally of higher level than a woman's threshold), he is usually ready to sleep with you or date you. That is normally the key/dominant decider in men's choice. It is not the same for woman.

carefreewannabe: Only two reasons you can come up with? What about their partner having a small joystick? What about their partner not fulfilling her fantasy? What about a partner who became fat? What about THE OTHER guy who blows her mind more than you? What about being with you just for money or because you came her way when family and society was putting pressure on her due to age but NOT because she feels like sleeping with you but rather sees it as price tat has to be paid? What if you hurt her so much that her love is gone but she has to fulfill her marital duty? You know very little Saga about women cheating. Yet, you claim to have a PhD in womantology.

You made your statement like if I said those are the ONLY reasons women would cheat.

Fck me!

carefreewannabe: Men hang around with people too, not less than women. Either with friends or girlfriends.

So YOUR friends are not people?

I cannot. And many of my girlfriends cannot. Are your girlfriends like that?

No! Not as much.

This argument is silly.

Go and read up on MBTI and you will find that statistically, men are likely to be more introverted and also more likely to use their thinking functions than women. Women are more likely to be extroverted and tend to use their feeling functions.


Women are more likely to have the personality types that needs people, men are more likely to have the personality types that is less social.


http://www.theanconas.com/MBTI/mfstats.htm

carefreewannabe: I have observed the same with guys. Fighting and reconciling. I don't know their exact reasons but they did exactly the same thing you accuse SOME women of. I have had my friends since teenage years and we don't fight or gossip about one another. Never did.

Honestly it would be a waste of my time to be debating that women biatch on each other far more than men.

Instead of wasting my time, I would suggest you go to Google and type "Why women biatch of each other" or something like that. Then do the same by replacing "women" with "men". See how many links you wil come up with for both.

I swear to you, I have not done that search but I am so FCKING sure what the outcome would be.

I am not going to waste my time debating the obvious that the world knows. Just like I would not waste my time debating the sun produces heat.

carefreewannabe:



Rubbish!

So you can't show me?

carefreewannabe: Great comparison I must say.
Apart from that, I would also take a guy looking like lalaosky in his profile rather than Bill Gates who doesn't turn me on. Good comparison?

No, not good comparison.

No 1, most rich women would choose Bill Gates. Most rich men would not pick Mary J Blige.

No 2, I notice you picked a guy, Bill Gates, who's look is likely to be below threshold.

carefreewannabe: I love this example.

First answer: Yes but let's say average looking instead of "uglier". I don't know how many, though.
Second answer: I have seen some. Indeed. Brad Pitt. NEither Jennifer nor Angelina are extremely hot. But views will very likely differ when it comes to the question if Jennifer or Angelina are hot. I know more examples. Apart from that, who told you that Scarlett's spouse isn't hot? He's not my type but he IS attractive.

You are wasting my time arguing like a woman. Logic is being thrown into the bin.

You are taking a piss when you state Jennifer Aniston, talkless of Angelina Jolie are not hot. So they look like the average woman?

You know more examples, then list them since you believe women are like men, and many rich men date women that are not good-looking.

I never talked about Scarlett's spouse. I talked about Scarlett ending with her spouse, having a horde of hot-looking men that would crawl on the floor to be with her, yet she dated 51 year old Sean Penn. Do you know a rich, hot man that would do similar?

Start listing!

Baby mama: This is not right o!

Why is it not right?

Well done, kidnappers!

This is the kind of news I want to be hearing from Nigeria.

May the kidnappers get as much as possible from her husband and make him broke.

Collect nothing less than N30m and you still have 25 missions more to do.

May the kidnappers live long!

Merry Xmas, kidnappers in advance.

Ogun lawmakers jet out to U.S for “legislative rudiments”

All the 26 members of the Ogun State House of Assembly have travelled to the United States of America on the bill of the state government.

The trip is not an official recess as the lawmakers had just resumed from a lengthy recess on November 13.

It is not clear what the mission of the lawmakers to the U.S. is, but sources at the state government say that they are in the U.S. to learn “legislative rudiments.”

The trip comes about two weeks after the lawmakers resumed plenary following a feud that had threatened to tear them apart.

The lawmakers had claimed that they were angry at the State Governor, Ibikunle Amosun, and the Speaker of the Assembly, Suraj Adekumbi, and refused to cut short their recess as requested by the speaker. Some of them claimed in interviews with PREMIUM TIMES that the governor was not concerned with their “welfare.”

The speaker asked the lawmakers to cut short their recess in order to approve commissioner nominees of the state government. Majority of the lawmakers, 19 out of 26, declined.

Mr. Amosun had to hold a secret meeting with the lawmakers before their resumption of plenary on November 13. It is not clear if this trip is one of the ways the state government is trying to take care of the lawmakers’’ ‘welfare.’

The lawmakers approved the commissioner nominees on November 20. Less than a week later, they are all on a state sponsored trip.

No one of the lawmakers, who all travelled over the weekend, was available for a reaction on their official reason for going on the trip that would cost the state millions of naira.

The state’s Commissioner for Information, Yusuf Olaniyonu, was also unavailable for comment. When PREMIUM TIMES called Mr. Olaniyonu’s number, someone else picked the call saying the commissioner was not around and he was not authorised to respond to any enquiry from journalists.

The lawmakers are expected to return over the weekend.

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/main-square/74158-all-26-lawmakers-ogun-state-flown-america.html

Be utterly heartless to the wicked and selfish.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Na football? LOL[/quote]Cross-over of professional competence.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]kandii is on top of it. . .

No free lunch in Freetown
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As for free lunch, I already have a harvest. Lets make that clear.

Kandi? She is a woman. She can't do as good a job as an Alpha Male Professional Ashawo with a PhD in Womantology.

What would be he criteria: Nice skin, which one has good eyes, which one has the best shoes/belt/dress, which one is using the best weave?

Come on, my nigga!

I will guage and assess the assets like a suicide bomber reciting the Quran before he blows himself up. Eficiency so as not to misspeak and miss the opportunity for his virgins after a big sacrifice.

[quote author=*Kails*]here we go. [/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDBodUJIQH8&

[quote author=*Kails*]smh @ sagamite abusing someone on a beauty thread. [/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfFaEn_cw34