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[quote author=bab_123]Your ego must have been really squashed tonight to the extent that you are now imagining things. No, i dont want to meet you offline.

Where is Kpolli! [/quote]Where is my mirror?

Fck me! This ego is covering my view.

You want to, you are just fronting publicly.

I know when you are on your way to work/school tomorrow, you will be thinking about everything I said and smiling to yourself saying "crazy guy" to yourself in your mind.

Dopefiend: I dnt realy knw wht ure killin urself ova. Kindly remove dat plank frm ur eyes b4 attemptin some1 else's



My bad. Thnks for d correction.

@goldieducks live and let live bae

You are a person.

What is bae?

shymexx: This cu.nt stays riding everyone's dyck, jumping from pillar to post and stays changing arguments - because he has none! Freaking low IQ having eunuch!

And who the fvck gave you a Western passport? - bwahahahahahahaha

Pathetic liar!

You are a person!

Show us where I supported oil companies on spillage, cretin.

You still don't have time? But you can type moronic epistles?

[quote author=baby_123]At this point, you will do anything i ask you to. Even go nak*ed just to prove a point. You are already wrapped around my finger. See you shaking, desperate and even making cat calls. All your attempts have failed miserably. You must have exhausted all your techniques. ROTFLMAO! Sare wale ke? *Kpolli till i quench* . Your likes have nothing to offer me. [/quote]ROFLMAO!!!

She said I am uninteresting and predictable, but yet she is still here chatting with me.

If a nigga is an amateur and believes whatever women say, he would be on a sexu.al famine 100 times longer than Ethiopia's food famine.

She is shocked I have not broken for her feminity. I am a project. She is working hard to charm me and she is completely enthralled I am still in control.

She finds it sexy!

At this point, I know you want to take it offline and find out what is giving this guy so much confidence about himself. Why do I find him so interesting? Why the swagger? Why is he so hardened? Will he be bad to me? Ah, That is such a turn-on.

I am a pro in this, girl.

[quote author=baby_123]Quit it Saga, not interested. move over. Better men like Kpolli are on my horizon. Stop dreaming. I am one that doesnt want you or find Alpha males attractive. Live with that. And who told you i cant be the "lucky" woman?

Stop sulking and get over yourself already. Me i have better things to do. Kpolli refused to come online. I will only go back and forth with him at this point.

I recognized his awesomeness and manliness. That is paining you abi. See how all the words came running out of no where. [/quote]Who are you fooling. You only want him as a friend.

You want the baddest boy.

You want the guy that is a challenge.

You want the guy you can't have.

You want the guy that is confident enough to put you in your place.

You want an emotional project!

You want Saga!

When I use you, you will go and moan to kpolli and say you are heart-broken.

Sings: Ogbeni Saga, she ko si?

You too dey form, ki lo faa oshi

I love my self, mo bor ni nu oshi

The God wey de bless me, no dey sleep

Oya baby 123 sare wale ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1_HdLoShjQ

hornipipe: English 101

Nah, this is foolhardy person slaughtering masterclass.

This mugu made a mistake to pick the wrong guy to attack to impress a girl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBAGJmP3_80

Dopefiend: And u can spell yea? Piece of advice, nt evry word r spelt d way dey are pronounced.

Your are a person!

You actually fell for her snare?

Cretin, not every word is spelt ......

Product of a failed education system.

You are on the slaughter slab!

[quote author=baby_123]@ Kpolli

You are a real man, dont ever follow the crowd.

Dont let people like Saga try to derail you in life.

As you can see, he has been exposed. He is a forever bachelor.

I wish you and your future "lucky" wife all the best.

[/quote]Kai, you wicked o!!!

You just stylishly dump the bobo after all your feminine kisses to raise his hopes.

Now, all you want to be is his friend? You don't see yourself as his future "lucky" wife?

I know!

Deep down, you do not want a real man. You want a bad boy. You want an Alpha Male.

coogar: the 2 of you should find a closet jor - this flirting is getting rather tedious!

You were right, she is beginning to want me.

She wishes she does not and is hating her self for wanting me but attraction is not a choice. She is just fighting it.

Shollypopz: ^^"U seem to be the only one that think urself a Loser"

No. I am one of many that know you can't spell.

[quote author=baby_123]Another video. You now lack the ability to express yourself with words? The almighty Saga? hahahaha. Or are you just speechless?lmao.

I have an interesting night. Where is kpolli for another kiss.

Later, and oh, you lost. I know this is not the end. But i will be even more prepared. [/quote]The bolded really got me LMAO!!!

You are really lame at this amorous temptress stuff. Leave that for naturally sexy women.

Now....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g&

Shollypopz: @Goldie: Lol, I hear you!

@Looser: All I saw was bla, bla, bla. If u are not scared of getting ur a*ss whooped, face him and stop "yarning" balls!

Where you referring to someone and you could not spell "loser"?

[quote author=baby_123]In your mind, that is why i have you sweating. Videos, emoticons, mirrors and all. Because a woman doesnt have brawn doesnt mean she cannot defeat you psychologically. O ma run down. I am not the one or the type. [/quote]Ko le run me down!

MEN RUN THE GAME!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J95t4Jtz3fw&feature=related

Shollypopz: @Goldieluks: His reply to Sagamite was on point! Has nuffin to do with u

@Sagamite: Stop recycling videos, are u scared of Dopefiend??!! Face him and let me watch him whoop u

Don't put the guy in trouble.

I am thicked skin. I am not offended with such lame response.

It is his loss if he wants to present himself as a product of a failed education system.

By now, you yourself know NO ONE can whoop Saga Saga, Saga-straight, Sagalicious, Sagacity!

[quote author=baby_123]Go back and restrategize on your attention abilities.
Tonight will go like this:
*thinking*..."Did she really say i was Uninteresting and predictable.

*looks in the mirror* Me? Me?....

You even carry a mirror around with you. na wa o. hahahaha.

I gave kpolli the kiss he deserved, nothing for you. Rest abeg and come back with the new you. I know you will pull something. Tonight will be a night of reflection for the narcissist. [/quote]Urgh! Let kpolli have that kiss.

No, tonight will like "Wow! I am a man. I am the stronger sex and have more sustainable power I can use how I please".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_pwx3jUBs&

Shollypopz: hahahahhaha!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5u5UuYD3K0&

[quote author=baby_123]Even boasting of your abilities as per the video.

Lord, does it ever end.

unbelievable. I didnt know the force was this strong in you, you didnt disappoint.

That "uninteresting and predictable" really, really pained you. You repeated it so i know it did.
[/quote]Nah, nothing pained me. I have a mirror in my pocket at all times.

But I bet my pro-man position must have pained you that is why you tried the lame "real man" molding techniques in a hurry and it was an epic fail. You were so desperate, you used it on someone that goofed.

And it must still be paining badly that I am not desperate for your attention that is why you are still ranting 3 posts after you boasted you are moving on.

I know. It is painful when your attempt at using feminity epicly fails.

You will spend all night yapping and I would still not be pained.

Be my guest.

[quote author=baby_123]That always hurts the narcissist

hahahahahahha.[/quote]Nothing hurts the narcissist.

He just has to look at the mirror and WHAGABAM, he is elated.

[quote author=baby_123]*rolls eyes*

I bet you will have nightmares tonight. Not interested in your peacock show here. .

look at you trying so hard. Videos, emoticons. What next?

Too late for you, your arguments on here have been noted. No image to salvage here. [/quote]Huh?

Nothing makes sense there.

Uninteresting and predictable.

[quote author=baby_123]So why are you on here fighting and making counter arguments when you dont even intend to get married? You are just making sure all the ladies on NL notice you? Typical. *yawn*. Uninteresting and predictable. Nothing here for me. Moving on... .[/quote]I don tell you, my ponmo lips works magic. I don't need your noticing, you need mine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9SrhBOTN0

You Naija women are the ones that are predictable and don't interest me. Most on NL know that fact.

I am not the one that will go to power pastor and pray that this year is the year I will get married.

Oya, mofe!

[quote author=baby_123]Oh... tut tut tut. The jealousy when you dont have all the ladies attention

You live and feed on it. Alpha male. SMH. I will rather stick with the likes of Kpolli, thank you. Dont need an alpha male that is out of touch with reality, but is only interested in what he looks like in the mirror. I am trying not to write more than a sentence, so you do not get the pleasure of dissecting my whole statement. Maybe when i am 60 and looking for new adventure, you may still be roaming about calling yourself Alpha male. *laughs*[/quote]

Jealousy?

Nah, your lame approach just amused me.

I have enough ladies' attention. My ponmo lips works magic. You need my attention.

But you can stick with kpolli. I prefer it. I don't even know what you look like, how can an Alpha Male like me want the unknown?

When you are 60, I would be with a 26 year old hot young model in my Ferrari and you will be insulting me that I have "mid-life crisis".

If shagging that young juice is crisis, abeg, I want a catastrophe!

fellis: To be honest, I was joking when I called the guy 'Jesus the supermodel', I wrote it like that cos I thought it was a funny play on words. But whatever, fact is that the guy is attractive and a model and an ugly old gramma hooked him.

So you concede she did not pull a supermodel then.

Rich older men pull supermodels and glamour models. The ones young ones like us dream of.

fellis: Objectivity doesn't mean agreeing with untrue opinions.

It is a factual opinion.

You should know that more so as it is Sagamite's opinion.

[quote author=baby_123]I think you are jealous. I only blow kisses to REAL men. When you are 50, come back. [/quote]

O she o Jesu! (Thank you, Jesus)

Abeg, no blow me kisses o! I am not a real man and will never be a real man. I am ALL MAN!

Alpha Male!

That said, I need to advice you that you are poor at the "real man" molding techniques?

You want him to keep on saying feminist stuff and when you pat him on the back, you want him to amorously feel valued and continue being your love-needing puppy and mouth-puppet.

You passed in the first stage: I think you might have found a mugu.

But you need to add the (f) tag to your name, to stamp your identity as a woman and make if more effective. I don't think even real man are that keen on unisex or the possibility of transgender being. Show you are completely female.

Even put a pix of your cleavage/thighs/legs/lips to make it more effective.

It will not work on Alpha Males though. We make you eat from our hands.

[quote author=baby_123] [/quote]Why you dey send am kisses?

You are attempting "real man" molding techniques?

kpolli: Not all men are your dad, or are you like him?
Stop generalizing. . . For a guy, am disappointed

How is saying "some married men" equals generalising?

You go school?

Ah! Start cursing IBB and Abacha now.

fellis: That my picture was taken in 2009, the same year she dated Jesus the supermodel.


I didn't concede anything.

Explain to me then how Jesu Christi na supermodel?

The same guy that typing his name on Google images only result in mainly Madonna pictures?

Or the same supermodel without a Wikipedia page?

Even Alao-Akala beat him in looks if we judge by picture popularity. So how is he a supermodel, Ms felifeli?

fellis: That is what men like you wish but unfortunately for you it isn't true. Sorry to burst your bubble of delusion.

Come on, baby. Lets be objective for once.

[quote author=baby_123]You must be an alien . Dont mind them, they want to eat their cake and have it. How about staying single and playing all the games you like. Till 16yr olds start insulting you when you are 50. shior. Why put an innocent woman and kids through your indiscipline, lack of self control and bad behavior. Doing things to destroy your own descendants and things you built with your own hands. If that is not stupidit*y i dont know what is.[/quote]This is how they insult men for, and attempt to manufacture some toothless danger of, not getting married.

And some will argue women are not the biggest advocate of marriage.

fellis: Ok o. Sorry about your heartbreak sha. Not all women are bad.

What heartbreak?

I told you there was none?

Or is that just an attempt to question/attack my masculinity?

fellis: #sigh#
You are entitled to your opinion.

[s]Anyone can claim anything on an anonymous forum It doesn't mean it's true.[/s] Wow, really have they?

I am the God of Objectivity, I don't need to claim anything.

fellis: Is this the Madonna you are referring to?
https://fatlossunscrambled.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/madge1.jpg?w=203
I agree, she is indeed a very very hot and sexxy milf.

This is a picture of Madona as at Nov 2012.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/26/article-2238758-162280ED000005DC-139_306x550.jpg

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2238758/Who-guessed-Madonna-insecure-thighs-Singers-trainer-reveals-stars-surprise-body-hang-up.html

Great body for a 38 year old, talkless of 53 year old.

I don't know where or when you got your pix from.

That said, you have to concede she still did not pull a supermodel.

fellis: Fallacy.

You got the first 2 letters right but the rest was too long and too wrong.

The right word is: Fact!

fellis: haha , you remember that old song

Anyways, I don't want to spend the rest of my life on this thread, the fact remains that women can lead fulfilling and satisfying lives without men. End of story.

Women can live decent lives without men but most cannot live fulfilling and satisfying lives without men (even if they had a permanent booty call). Fact!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so don't call her a gold digger if she feels ur pocket has become too small to amuse her [/quote]I have never done.

Even if I did, it will not stop a lot of women being one.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]it a choice, never something that happens miraculously[/quote]Love/attraction is not a choice. It is involuntary.

He has a right to change his mind.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]why marry a woman when u expect to find happiness in another.[/quote]You didn't expect, it just happened.

That is life. Change is the only constant thing in life.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]So if u are not rich enough to make her happy it would okay for her to find her happiness in another man right? You think wen a man becomes broke it very easy for a woman to act okay with You think she ant lose interest in an inadequate men?[/quote]Okay? If she can find her happiness elsewhere, of course.

And most women would if it is in their best interest.

follypimpi: @ Sagamite

You never change!

Bruv, I love my career (Ashaworism). I will never change.

fellis: I don'tknow what youridea of a 'nice guy' is and I am really sorry but I can't read through those threads. My original point was that a guy not being superficial does not automatically make him babe-repellent.

I never said it was a babe-repellent. I said it was not a strong babe-attraction tool.

They still get girls but less frequently and of less quality.

fellis: @bold, so that's the reason why you think women cannot survive without being married?
Wow.
Who hurt you sagamite? Which girl did this to you?

No girl hurt me, baby. I know you want to rush down and help me heal my heart but calm down I am good.

The girls just enlightened me and I am a keen student, fast learner and capable of being selfish too.

fellis: True. Again, the whole point of this exchange is not who can get the most sexual partners. It is that women can exist and have fulfilling lives without men.

Most women cannot have fulfilling lives without men except they are lesbians.

Women need company and attention. They like to share their lives. It is core to their existence.

Na who do am? Baba God noni!

fellis: How many older women have you been in relationships with? Ten? Twenty? They must be quite substantial for you to be so sure that this is how older women think

A few and I read about some of them and study some of them in real life. Some even confide in me.

fellis: I think that is because they are not interested in being with those guys.
However, it is not impossible for a rich and ugly older woman to end up with a supermodel.

I knew you would not be able to resist bringing in Madonna.

Apart from J.Lo, that is the only one and the oldest woman that easily comes to mind that is attracting a hot young man.

Now to kill that illusion. How is Madonna ugly? How do you compare her looks to women her age? She is even finer than most women in their late 30s.

Secondly, No, she did not pull a supermodel, she pulled an unknown supermodel-wannabe.

I can bet you he is there for some accelerated fame, MILF-fck and the money, in that order.

So rich older women are not interested in supermodels? Well, I can guarantee you whatever type of men they are interested in, they are not getting except they have looks.

J.Lo, shout out. I will be there for you if you ever want to come this way the way you look now. I will be your Saga from the block.