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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]"you sound like you are avoiding the question" would have been the correct way of putting it. Clear and simple, please don't use verbose words if u don't know when to use them [/quote]Really?

Sorry. I thought I have already apologised for my poor madrassa education.

We will not go into english lectures. Maybe you would have taught me a new dictionary meaning of "evasive".

I am not the type you can strawman.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Well if u were as clever as u try to make urself sound, u would jus know that it means 'I don't know' [/quote]Really?

So you know you will date a single father because it is about the person and the future you want to have with them?

But you don't know if you will date a dwarf?

All of a sudden, when I talk about you dating a dwarf, your answers becomes more hard to drag out, unclear and ambigious, unimpassionate and extremely succinct?

The complete opposite of what you were demonstrating before?

You don't know? But you know if you will date a non-black? You know if you will date a gangster? You know if you will date gentleman?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I'm not a prophet I don't know when I will meet a dwarf that will like me and want to have a relationship wit me[/quote]I am sorry. It appears my english was not legible enough. I apologise for my rass education with madrassas in Ijebu-igbo.

The question was about what you believe are your chances you will be attracted to a dwarf and fall in love with him. Not the chances you will meet a dwarf that likes you.

It is really as simple as when you ask a black girl if she will date/marry a non-black guy. The answer is normally "Yes or No because ......".

It would be weird if she said: "I'm not a prophet I don't know when I will meet a non-black that will like me and want to have a relationship wit me". They normally always know the answer to the question because the know what they find attractive and what they will date. It would sound evasive if they come with such answer. I am confident in you that you are not attempting to be evasive.

So, mondi_cheeks, please have another crack at answering that question.

And there is a new one added now.

mondi_cheeks, while I wait patiently for you to answer, please can I add one more question:

If you had a dwarf and a tall guy who are both of the same personality and achievement, asking to date you, who would you go for?

Thank you in advance for answering.

SAGirl: This still all boils down to one simple conclusion: everyone to his own. If you are a man and you feel you do not want anything to do with a woman who has already born a child... then fine. It is okay. Single women are not missing out on anything by not having an opportunity to be with you... you are doing THEM a favor.

I have a friend who is dating a single mother of 3: one of her own, one adopted, plus her young brother. He adores her and her kids.

Children are a gift, and men who choose to be with women who have children undertand that. They are not baggage, they are not a burden, they are a gift.

I'm in love with a man who has a little daughter. And i fell in love with the little girl before her father. She is to die for and i would love nothing better than to contribute to the woman she is going to be one day.

Well said.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I have to fall in love wit a guy before I date him, whether dwarf or he is as tall as victor matfield[/quote]Okay, that answers the first part. Thank you very much, mondi_cheeks.

Now the second one:

So what are the chances you can fall in love with a dwarf?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I'm sure I made my answer clear. Am I suppose to be on NL all day [/quote]That does not really answer my questions. It appears evasive.

I will ask again:

So you have to love a dwarf before you date him?

So what are the chances you can fall in love with a dwarf?

cantell: You sound like a single mother - fighting everyone with a negative opinion about single mothers.
@topic,
If not for the new generation and the constant change in our society, women used to keep their virginity for their wedding night as a gift to their husbands.
These days, some give birth to one or two children while they're single and they still wish for a knight in shining armour.
Getting married to someone is a problem on its own, add a little brat to the equation and you have situation in your hands.
I'd like to be a father when I'm ready not in compromise.

Kids can be very cute though.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]why not if I love him?[/quote]What took you so long to answer?

So you have to love a dwarf before you date him?

So what are the chances you can fall in love with a dwarf?

Gideonyte: Thanks VolvoS60! I was begining to think I'm invisible...LOL.

NLders should read that report properly instead of insulting themselves and see the crap going on in this country.

Sadly, Alakija is not the only one in this mess, there are many more! Even the recent sales of oil blocks by Shell has gone to the same cabal again. OIL is the only reason why some people in this country still shout "ONE NIGERIA".

I feel something is coming to reward these people, this evil is just too much. Whatever a man sows is what he reaps.

As long as we have fucktards like shymexx and Virgin person that worship people with money irrespective of how the money is made, this cabal will always have enough cretinous savages to support and die for them and face no real consequences.

shymexx: Sagamite is a prick!!!

If there "was" any justice in the world, Sagamite would have been used for eugenics experimentation...

Please don't breed, low IQ having eunuch!!!

You are a person!

I told you from the very first encounter you have a poor hoodrat education. No wonder you were boasting it was an exceptional achievement to get an MSc at the age of 24. Cretin!

Your IQ can never be possible higher than the major digits on my wristwatch. Cretin calls corrupt processes shrewd.

Virgin Finder: You are a bastarrd!

It's not by force to live abroad.

Come back home and get a life Mr person Cretin (F.C) Sagamite.

Your mates over here have left you behind.shior!!!

Keep whining.ode.

You are a person!

The typical cretinous rant of a product of a failed education system that can't get a visa!

Which schools failed you?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]U r judging a person based on trivial things that lead most of yall into fvcked up marriages that's what I'm saying. U spend so much time focusing on things that are less important. I know a guy who ditched his gf because she had a miscarriage. he had impregnanted another girl on the side. he went on to marry the side-chick because he thought that his real gf myt have a problem wit carrying a child again. Funny thing is the other gf was promiscuous but he has no knowledge of it. She only told him she was pergnant after 5months...probably stil trying to figure out who in the hell was responsible... Lucky enough the child looks a whole lot like his mother so he may never know if the child is truly his or not. That's what yall want right? What seems perfect before the eyes, that's all[/quote]You have not answered my question. Will you date a dwarf?

y me: ^^^^ Where can I get the form?
I deserve more than being a concubine and I don't see how I can compete with his other wives/concubines

Oya if e dey pain you that much, we will make it official.

Hmm, that means I would have to call Wasiu and Ramofu to come and build a new mud hut in the compound.

Oya, my Ifa people are ready.

https://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/16342313.jpg

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I have dated a single father before and I found nothing wrong wit him having a child. I understood that he was young and he made irrational decisions. I was with him because of the future I wanted to share with him, Not because he wasn't a saint in his past[/quote]Would you date a dwarf?

RudySmith: abeg Naijababe, come take application form for the ARMNAS plan, you won't b disappointed.



So long as u r willing 2 treat these ladies the proper way, then ur application 2 join ARMNAS could b considered, on special ground.
If u r tired of hearing about the empty promises of Sagamite towards our beautiful sisters, then I will put a special recommendation on ur behalf to the board of trustees of ARMNAS.



I can see that this bobo's juju is powerful, but don't despair lovely Tgirl4real, a good loving man is coming ur way, and u will finally be valued and appreciated 4 the wonderful lady that u r. Don't give up on finding a gem of a guy, even though u r clearly focussing on the wrong one with this Sagamite bobo. come collect ur ARMNAS form.
sorry again for the derailment, but this is a matter of NL national urgency.



Beautiful sister, pls never settle 4 less, ARMNAS can help u find a man of proper calibre 4 a lady like u.



@ least if he was providing u with what he said he would then that would b another matter, but he can't and won't.
abeg let me send u ARMNAS application form so I can find u a *real* man worthy of ur status.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPIZBcb6hQI

Virgin Finder: You are a basstard!

A little while and you'll be using a product of my God-given idea and brain just like you are barking all around this forum.By God's grace.

Oju orun to eye fo lai fara kan ra.
(The sky is big enough for every bird to fly freely)

Aye po gan.

Get a life!!! Mr. person Cretin Sagamite.

You are a person!

You are a product of a failed education system.

Dumbarse cretin worshipping people reaping them off.

Omugor cretin!

pleep: once a female has decided that she is going to be unreasonable and illogical there is no point arguing with her.

You are a woman not a baby. The decision to have a child was fully in your control... grow up.

So fcking well said.



I never believed this stuff she said earlier, not even for a second. I can bet you she would hardly consider marrying a single father talkless of doing it.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I wouldn't mind. Women are mature enough to understand that his child can never stop her from loving and sharing a happy life with him ans it wld be good for tht child to grow up in a home where the parental figures are living together too. We stil have mature pple who think and reason beyond ur level[/quote]

carefreewannabe: Leave my name out of it. You're not playing in my league and you never will. Way too high for you. And you know it!

Fronting!

The shakara woman

Tell her I say, "My dear I like you"

She go say, "E like you? Who you like?"

"Come on jare, look at this man"

"Why you come from self?"

"I be near you, no touch me o"

Ah, you see, she wan you

Na shakara

We call am shakara oloje

She wan do!

cotton101: sagamite i don't like sharing o!

I might have to read my pre nup again and call my lawyers cos i don't know what this is - madam debrief i need your services o!

You are greedy and selfish. All Saga to yourself only?

naijababe: @ Rudy, I like this your ARMNAS jare, as long as I won't be hearing things like 'no woman must come near my money, my gucci etc'

Pulling down lower eyelids at Sagamu and shouting in the loudest voice ever...........orbiyyyyy!!!!!!!

Haters club!

Because she no come from Sagamu. Na one yeye town from Ogun State.

y me: Concubine?
naturally endowed, sexy, intelligent and classy ME, you stamp me with concubine? I no do again

If I do what I do, na so you go dey scream "Saga, I love you. Ahh! You dey hit am. I am not going anywhere. Where I wan go".

RudySmith: I am 4 real, this Saga bobo should stand for ONE of u beautiful ladies proudly instead of stringing you all along. There r plenty of good men who r willing 2 care for the need of u ladies, in more ways than u can possibly imagine. Yes, these men may not b perfect but they will care perfectly 4 ur needs, and that's all that is important here. But instead we have the pipe piper Sagamite hypnotizing u all with sweet words of empty promises.

As the chairman of the ARMNAS (Association of Real Men of Nairaland Against Sagamite), I say NO MORE of this injustice against u beautiful ladies who deserve better!

@Sagamite
Just like the FG, we the ARMNAS do not negociate with terrorists. We will reclaim all of these ladies from the harem that u have indoctrinated them into.

They want bad boy. Alpha Male!

Real Men are put in the friend basket.

RudySmith: TO ALL LADIES WHOSE NAME APPEAR ON THE BELOW LIST, PLS DO GET IN TOUCH WITH ARMNAS TO NEGOCIATE POSSIBLE RELEASE FROM THE ENSLAVEMENT/JUJU THAT SAGAMITE PUT YOU UNDER, email: drrudysmith2010@hotmail.com

BB
Jennykadry
Efemena
cotton101
Tgirl4real
Odunnu
y me
nellaluv
Kails
MissyB
Wislet
talina
Khukhi
michelin89
Mukina
naijasexy
SA Goddess
LadyT

other NL ladies may contact ARMNAS 2 protect themselves from the sweet talking rogues that r promising them the moon, and offer nothing but bedtime activities in return. We, the men at ARMNAS believe in equality, fairness and understanding of the plight of our beautiful Nigerian sisters. We r not father xmas, but we will make sure that some of ur needs r taken care of, not only the bedroom ones, like that bobo Sagamite offers.

CHINEKE! Onya giri chukwu!

Nna, see this wayo guy!

So you used style ask me for list so you go conduct your robbery?

They will ruin your lives and pass you to your private jet flying pastors to chop more of your money. You will keep on suffering and smiling.

They will never suffer. You will continue making them comfortable even after they have looted you.

http://www.mercyjohnson.com/fg-to-spend-n3-1-billion-on-pensions-allowances-for-former-presidents/

ronkebp: Yeah she did not, and he decided to kill her. That guy is going down, that i know for sure, he will be taught not to beat other men's women.

The guy is there to drive a bus, not to be a punch/slap bag.

I am sure he is capable of helping her ghetto hoodrats that want her meet their typical life expectancy too.

He gave her what she deserved. Hopefully she has learnt some manners now and know women like her should not think their ghettofied arsses is intimidating.

Shollypopz: *an....Don't worry, I'll borrow yours. U know, the one that taught u "person"!

No, educated peeps like us don't use such dictionaries.

If you come to my house and saw the books on the shelf, complex go catch you.

ronkebp: That is why majority of dem-niggars get shot and killed. The guy was looking for where and who to pour his anger on and that lady was a prey.

- the lady initiated the first contact by hitting the guy first, but look at how the guy treated her, really? she is obviously not as strong as he is, what will he do when he fights with a man? he is a looser, we know men like that, that little insults from a woman makes them pee in their boxers, i don't like spineless idiots (both male and female) that rely on their strengths as a back-up plan.

If she is not as strong as him, it is advisable she keeps her ghetto hands to herself.

Shollypopz: DAYUUM!! I have to steal that line

You don't need to steal it. Buy and urban dictionary.

RudySmith: Abeg, stop the sad stories, I would *lick* the magun out of any girl's honey pot b4 taking this girl where u were not man enough 2 take any of this ladies. It is obvious that there must b a deficiency in your hip area, and that this *bag of wind* talk u r quick 2 unleash here is just internet nonsense, if u need magun 2 keep a girl interested in ur person. I would never use magun or any babalawo stuff on someone I respect and care 4, that is evil 2 say the least, and makes us understand how u feel about these beautiful ladies. Take it from me, I would simply use my mind 2 tell this lady whatever she needs 2 hear, my hands 2 caress this lady on all the places that she likes 2 b touched, my lips 2 kiss that lady in all the right places that she desires 2 b kissed *most definitely between her legs 2*, and most certainly I would use my body 2 make her feel my presence around her, like the real man that I am.

O shi nso grammar? O shi nso npe nonsense? O tun wa so defi? (You are still speaking grammar? You are still saying nonsense? And now saying defi(ciency)?

Dey looku you. Put your tongue there and you will know wetin happens to those that don't have tongues.

I hope say you go run back go your abodo because Nigeria does not have any disability rights laws. If fact dem use law create police wey like to dey make people disabled.

Your tongue go turn from pick to black like Dudu Osun before it falls out.

RudySmith: Richer than me but here u r wasting Efema's time bcuz of common 2k hair saloon run.
U can claim 2 be whoever u want 2 b on NL so long as u treat these ladies like they should b treated. Send each of these ladies a debit card and fill their respective account with a sound amount each month 4 their upkeep, *u can even decide how much*, and then u can come here and claim they r urs. Until then, go siddon and let real men treat these real ladies like they should b treated. u r a criminal if u expect them 2 b sexy and jovial 4 u while not contributing 2 what brings a smile 2 their pretty faces.

I am fighting u on all the ladies on NL that u have tricked into believing that u were a *real* man, I am going 4 ur obvious crown, that u do not deserve.

and btw, WE R STILL WAITING 4 THE ANSWER 2 MY QUESTION which lady do you want 2 call ur own out of all our NL beauties? stand by her *proudly* and shout her name loud and clear here, so she 2 can also b proud of being with ur sorry behind u.

Wetin you mean I no dey treat them the way them suppose to be treated.

I give them giant kondo generously. I give them belle. And I buy One box of Pampers every year. I no try?

If you wan negotiate, here are my own make you no tosh:

Wives:
1) BB
2) Jennykadry
3) Efemena
4) cotton101
5) Tgirl4real

Concubines:
Odunnu
y me
nellaluv
Kails
MissyB
Wislet
talina
Khukhi
michelin89
Mukina
naijasexy
SA Goddess
LadyT

Now you dey see my financial responsibilities.

Ishilove, carefreewannabe, Baby 123 still dey front say dem no want, when dem dey die inside to have a piece of Saga Saga, Sagalicious.

stillwater let me do once come dey front say im no one get belle say the thing too big for im pankere supermodel body, so if you fit win am, may the best man win. But I know she will come for round 2.

You can have armyforone because I know that one just dey file im nail dey wait for 70% after divorce.

You can have Ujujoan, im no like dey cook and clean.

But for, as my friend, I will recommend Shollypopz, ItsModella, queensmith and c.fours

If it was only them that were targets, then I would sleep better.

armyofone: Sagamite, instead of you to go and marry foine opekes in real life you are here barking like someone overdosed on Testoterone tab.
common face back and eat some real life oysters, mussles and clams .
stop waiting tax payers time with moronicretious lies.

God forbid bad tin!

I reject this your curse and return it to sender!

Single for LIFE!

Dopefiend: There's notin more to say to u.

Upgrade and holla back.

Go in peace brother.

You are a person!

Develop mentally and you will be on the first step of the ladder out of the ghetto.

jennykadry: What thing?

Kondo!

jennykadry: WTH? must you always stalk me and Saga? abeg dress comot for hiaaa

Na your turn tonight jor.

No one will interrupt our marathon magic.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Good. Oya gimme money (2K) for my Saloon runs...time don dey go far...

You know say I be high maintenance, La Bella de Village chic! [/quote]No think because some educated, fone-blowing ajeburra guy come village dey give you eye entitle you to allowance raise.

stillwater: Prove it. No pictures, no substance!

Are you blind?

Are you denying you are not seeing that ponmocious lips? You think dem dey buy that type for market?