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What this guy said from 2.55 to 3.00 is my attitude to women.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQyCKRyAgg

Me? Dey chase who? You dey craze!

jennykadry: What shyt?

The thing wey go get stuck inside if anybody enter any of my wives.

RudySmith: Sagamite's got nothing on me. He ain't got the time nor the ability 2 treat any lady here properly. Here is one simple question 4 the man: WHO IS UR LADY HERE ON NL? stand 4 her proudly or let someone else do so!

***ATTENTION ALL NL LADIES, U MAY WANT 2 COME AND HEAR THE ANSWER 2 THIS MILLION $$$ QUESTION***

Kai! This is how men send themselves to early grave early.

Mo sexy ju e lor, Mo lowo ju e lor, Mo loogun ju e lor. (I am sexier than you, I am richer than you, I am have more juju than you)

Which ever one you wan use fight, I dey kampe.

You have 2 MILLION dollars questions, I have 2 MILLION Zim dollars in my bank account.

Tgirl4real: I see that the husby of d 2 of u, Mr. Sagamite is neglecting his duties. Those babies need dia father.

Unfortunately, I can't release him now until he agrees to marry me without signing a pre-nup.

Raising a child is not a man's duty. We are only responsible in helping to create them.

RudySmith: @Tgirl4u
I am very much game and ready but I am trying 2 make my *partner in crime/life* c light on this one. 4 reasons known only 2 her, she doesn't want her pic, or that of jr, on a website.............. yet, and that's normal as *she doesn't know what NL is*. Revealing my true identity is also something that I haven't come around 2.



Arrant nonsense, magun ko, magnum ni!
This is the kind of crap that men tell women 2 keep them in bondage 4ever. The deal is very simple: If u r not ready and willing 2 care 4 a ladies needs at all times, then step aside and let someone else care 4 her, instead of having her lacking. She needs a good man who will b there 2 provide her with some security as well as comfort AND most importantly the warmth that she requires. So unless u r ready 2 elevate her status 2 something worthy *I know I will* then step aside, playa!

@Efe
although u may not b the #1 with RudySmith, u will surely b treated like such with someone like me, unlike what that Sagamite bobo is offering.

Okay! Nonsense abi?

Ma so grammar lo ni be (continue dey speak grammar)!

Na you own your pangolo.

My Babalawo in Sagamu, Baba Ogidiolu, as told me how this thing go work. When you dey stuck and your legs are paralysed you go dey blow that grammar.

"I can't believe this. What they fck is going on? Why can't I pull this shyt out?"

Wa ma sor oyinbo (You go dey speak English).

Remember, Ogidiolu was the winner of the Awon Aiye Babalawo of the year in 1978, 1981, 1985 and 1989-2011.

SELFWORTH: .... In addition, there are those who impregnate women and abscond from responsibility under the guise of excuses . I bet they are the most vocal on this thread.

Either way, there is no fatherless child just absent and irresponsible fathers.

WETIN??

Na fight?

Why you dey attack me!

Look I dey warn you o. I dey provoke right now.

SELFWORTH: Absolutely . Single mothers exist for various reasons. One and probably the most common reason is that the ladies choose to believe and a trust a man who now claims they are 'soiled' goods. There are many single fathers out there who don't even know they have an illegitimate child out there and they still see themselves as single which is sad.

What the fck is wrong with you?

Why are you talking about me?

Wetin consign you?

AyaSammy: And who says that your socalld first child is truly ur first, after how many abortions, hissssssss

AyaSammy: Look at you, do know that for with every single mother there is also a single father, probably cos ur ladies were lucky geting rid of ur shit.

AyaSammy: Thank u jare, but their insecurity and selfishness wont give room for good reasoning.

AyaSammy: Spoilt goods by some contaminated and infectious being (guys)

Trust me, it is your stinking attitude that is putting men off you, far more than your single-motherhood.

Some men can try and overlook single-motherhood, but single-motherhood with this miasmic attitude is a no-go area.

I would not touch you with a barge-pole.

2sexy: Guys, abeg make I go my bros "single mother or wife" house go chop pandy. We go continue the gist when I return.

The earlier some girls set their priorities right, the better for them. Which naija man wants headache for a wife?

This person is not a moronic con man?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9ntWPZMKk

He is going to get people killed.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Why! I never!! Of course I know you guys do. . . Put your leg on the table, read the paper, watch the news on TV and ask when your sammich will be served.

I just thought y'all would love to be recognized for being more than the human equivalent of logs of wood but hey if that's what you want. . .far be it from to take away from you guys. Sammich eating, paper reading, news watching, leg crossing logs of wood it is then.


And the person who resorts to calling others derogatory names is what. . .the epitome of logician? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif[/quote]I am just enjoying the benefits of you guys emotional nagging yapping in my ears and the unreasonable romantic expectations like Valentines day. You have to work for it.

camgal: I did not say he was wrong but still he hit a female.

I never said you said anything. I just said he did not hit a lady, he hit an animal. It is okay to hit animals not human beings.

Animal rights activists might disagree with me though.

chic2pimp: Naija Guys una dey try oooo.
Haba four months to woo a girl. Say wetin happen?

If you want to catch Naija Super Stars you have to wait several months/years while bearing insults na.

sdam: Hey! Watch what u say... Ur country is not better I bet u can't hustle like us and u call us scammers becos we are intelligent than u(do u knw what Ȋ̝̊̅† takes Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ be a scammer?). U say prostitute I tell u the last time I came Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ accra I had a prostitute for as low as 20cedes(u can't get that in nigeria cos its Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ cheap) and u talk abt the subsidy scam I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ one of U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ post L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ that show the old men in our country can also scam ur president. No one is clean, america is also corrupt with this things so u J̶̲̥̅̊​U̶̲̥̅̊​s̶̲̥̅̊​†̥̥ have Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ keep quiet A̶̲̥̅nd read posts. Ghanians Ϛ☺♏ε̲ Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ nigeria Τ̲̅ό̲̣̣̣̥ hustle A̶̲̥̅nd u say trash abt us. Where were u when we supply ghana electricity? Oh becos u've got a power plant u blv u re on top? Well think abt this. We have;
1. The richest man in africa
2. The best entertainment industry in africa
3. Fastest growing economy in africa
4. The busiest city in africa
5. Most popular country I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ africa
6. Best residential islands in africa
7. Cities of hustler... Not lazy ass niggas like u
8. U dream of being a nigerian L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

Explain to me how Nigeria is the fastest growing economy in Nigeria. Where did you get your stats from? Onipanu?

Then tell me which island in Nigeria is the best residential island in Africa.

After that, tell me how the other useless points you made (apart from 2) is of any significance.

shymexx: So, sagamite also got his bum whopped on this thread as well??

This nyggah has to be the weakest and most retar.ded poster on nl!!

To a hoodrat-educated person, this is arsse-whooping.

Cretinous product of a failed education.

Dopefiend: @shollypopz thnks for havin my back again swts(sagamite plz dnt ask wt swts is )

In other news, ur EGO is ur problem sagamite. Aint no big deal acceptin corrections nd learnin new words nigg. It makes u a beta person. Peace

You are a person!

The moral of the story here is that ebonics-speaking, textspeak-writing moorons should not be correcting anyone's English.

And well-educated people should not be learning new words from street fucktards. That does not make them a better person, it degrades their existence.

kolexy: How did Hakeem Bello Osagie acquire Goverment shares in UBA? Where did he make his money from, if not from goverment. Or is Havard a money making institution, or is it family money? The fact that Hakeem schooled at Havard does not make him smarter than the rest of us. You can mention some other folks, but not Bello Osagie.

I don't know how he got government shares but I can guarantee you that as someone who graduated from King's College Lagos when it was still a school and with a PPE ug degree from Oxford, Law ug degree from Cambridge and an MBA degree from Harvard, he is 1bn times smarter than the rest of you.

I am not the type to think academic qualifications is the sign of utmost intelligence but I have heard the guy talk and he is not small meat intellectually.

shymexx: Getting a cosign from Ngodigha1 is like getting a cosign from Musiwa - bwahahahaha

Birds of a feather with bushman pint-sized brains!

You are a person!

This is coming from a hoodrat that only knows conjectures?

Shollypopz: ^^^hahaha...*Dancing Azonto* This is murder!!

Yeah, it is murder in the ghetto!

Dopefiend: u jst keep showing hw narrow-mindedly stu.pid u r(sorry for dat jst had to).

Nw lemme break it down for ya

1. Bae
A lover or significant other
E.g. Bae come here so I can kiss you.

2. Bae
Baby, boo, sweetie.
It can mean any of those terms and is most often heard in Western Florida.

3. bae
Lover or Significant Other such as a Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend. Substitution for Honey, Sweetie, Boo, and Babe.
Bae I love you soo much! <3

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae

*sigh* sorry if I've messd u up on here bt u dnt seem to be on d 'bright' side.

PS: I dnt want no beef. We niggas yo. Peace

You are a person!

You think I am somebody at your hoodrat and ebonics level, cretin?

What is urban dictionary? For reetards?

Is that the dictionary for people on the 'bright' side in your dumb world?

This is what I use: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bae

[quote author=baby_123]hahahahaha, sexy who? Where? what? how? oya show me your chest sef let me see how dry it is first. .

Hey, you have been boasting.[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCc014mluIw

[quote author=baby_123]I am enjoying seeing you squirm and exhaust all your arsenal. You and your brother, e ti po to! Go and bring the others. [/quote]You are enjoying it. You are finding me interesting and sexy.

[quote author=baby_123]Yes, as a 75-90yr old. Am sure i could still rock it. WHAT!!![/quote]I would have left you by that time. I would need something fresh.

coogar: take it easy....
i don't have a dog in this fight - just observing



sagamite, did you see that?
she's already imagining show you her lap......

She would front but when I ignore like I don't care, she will be the one working hard exposing all her best assets to entice me.

Shyt, what has bad boys not seen before.

[quote author=baby_123]I dont like desperate people. You are desperate now Saga

It will take you a minimum of 50years to even see my laps. ROTFLMAO.

My husband must have been long gone and my kids long married before i consider you. SMH
Stop begging so much "bad boy". [/quote]As I said: If a nigga is an amateur and believes whatever women say, he would be on a sexu.al famine 100 times longer than Ethiopia's food famine.

Everyone on NL knows I flirt with many women. So this is the norm.

Why are you still here after you said I was uninteresting and predictable and you were moving on?

You are entralled and trapped. You don't foool anyone.

William Hill is not wrong, they just cut the odds to 1/20 if I am interested. They know your game is up.

[quote author=baby_123]Yawn, you know they are now on ashawo mode when they start talking about their thing.

When all else fails, talk about it.

What will it do for me? Nothing... .

Not interested. [/quote]I never denied being an ashawo, it is my nickname:

https://www.nairaland.com/1083598/knowing-nairalanders-better-interviews/1#12945175

I am a bad boy. You want one!

coogar: he's already succeeded, your smileys are getting longer!



no pains....no stats
those were betting odds!



stop fronting - you want a bad boy in your life.
nerds are boring - we don't want you coming back to complain kpolli only discusses spiderman movies or bloomberg shares!

[quote author=baby_123]I will be waiting for your comeback...

It will be a total knockout.

Dont be too hard on yourself. [/quote]Don't wait for my cummm. I like to tease for long before I allow you to sleep with me.

Yes, if I give you that privilege, it will be a total knockout.

I would go fcking HARD on you.

Ngodigha1: You are my hero any time any day.

Thanks. No mind the person!

shymexx: ^^^^^^Bwahahahahaha - I don't have time for you and your dumb rhetoric...

Shout me when you graduate from adult school - till then, hit the motorway(preferably M5 at night)...

person, don't you think you are the one that needs to go to adult school so you can rightfully select which people should inspire you and know what due process is?

Cretin!

[quote author=baby_123]That will be you tomorrow. I can only imagine. Am sure you are saving this so you can come back in full force. I will be waiting to even squash this some more. Seems like you are many on NL.[/quote]Hug your pillow when you dream of me.

coogar: torture?
this is flirting at it's sterling quality - carry on!

sagamite, williamhill just narrowed the odds from 100/1 to 4/9......this is almost a done deal for you so I suggest you persevere more......good luck!

No mind her. This is how girls like her end up.


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