₦airaland Forum

Some of my comments on this thread are unaccounted for. I suspect a birdbrain showed up and stole them. It may interest you to know that those comments are intellectual properties hence copyrighted. I will surely oblige you a day in court. You nefa see anythins.

I sensed there is a flibbertigibbet somewhere tampering with my posts.

baba dey: watch your mouth . You jast violated rule number 2. That dude calls the shot here.

Did rule number 2 forbids description in an attempt to throw more light at the subject? Stop being a nitwit.

Are the cousins? They look alike.

I think being a journalist in Nigeria is easy and fun. You don't have to work hard for news. In fact, you don't have to wait for events to take place before write something about them. You can simply manufacture your news. For instance,
"GEJ to reshuffle cabinet" and "GEJ fails to reshuffle cabinet". That's two stories out of nowhere and all for free, man. It can't be cheaper than this. It is called journalism by rumor.

The President did no fail to announce any cabinet shake up because he never planned to do so and he is under no obligation to honor your rumor. You can go ahead and announce your own "cabin" shake up if you insist on having a shake up by all means.

Self defense I guess. A good team of criminal lawyers will get her off the hook. Besides, she is a minor. Meanwhile, I am assembling crack team of prison breakers to free her. I have got 3 volunteers already. We are looking at 7.

nkowalo: oh my God dat man b a dog o

Do you want the police to release him to you? I know some women will gladly say yes.

1 million gbosa for that kid. She is free at last.

I suspect 1 of 2 things here;

1, she is very ugly and disgusting or
2, I am beauty-blind and unappreciative of her kind of beauty.

greatgod2012: But all these signs were glaringly obvious when you desperately married the man now.

Don't you know that a happy and fulfilled single is better than a miserable and unhappy married?

Well, I wish you a new and better beginning.

May she marry your brother or cousin. How dare you wish an ex agbero wife on someone.

Nonybb: U are congratulating us for registering Al-queada Progressive Congress? Register on 31-7-13. Menh look at this registeration date, is that not bad enough precedence to Nigerians!

What that registration date simply mean is that Nigeria, with APC, will still end up where she started. No national progress of any form will be recorded under APC. The good thing, we can stop them. And stop them, we will.

Small girls and their love for big thing. I won't be quick to blame the teacher. She still would have taken on someone. A 17 year old has been harassing me since she was 15. Imaging what would have happened between us if I wasn't a good christian man.

I am a Nigerian and don't know why you have to congratulate me on the registration of your party. I should be the one congratulating you. OK, congratulations to you(APC members) on the registration of your party.

But she appeared to be happy in that wedding pic. What must have gone wrong? Could it be that she married that guy for the chedda?

adaobi123: Interesting campaign.

But I think some people will need to be forcibly removed though, I don't think they will just leave because a van says so.

Any incentive to encourage people who might want to leave the poorer-by-the-day UK?

The condition of that house is deplorable. The range would rather burn than to continue to live in that house. Come to banana Island and see where Cars are parked. U nefa live 4 beta house u con dey drife rench rofa. Abi u drink celsi ni?

kokoye: Odi's wife was killin it

Simple inglish you cannot spoke, sorry wrote. It is, Odi's wives was killed it. Ma pple. no bi so?

[quote author=Dolly-Parton]
Really I don't get it
How do people get badass curves like this? Am so jealous right now. [/quote]I can bring help your way. I have a natural recipe for this kinda proportionate curves. And there is no side effect.

Damn! Is she a Nigeria? I have never, in the life of me, heard a word about this fink. May God reconcile her.

adaobi123: Hmmmmmmmm.......

This doesn't call for ponder, Adaobi. My intention in not laced with ambiguity. I am ever willing to make myself bare. Get in touch and I will open up myself to you petal by petal.

The excuse of being too poor to buy her a toy is lame. Sell the damn snake and buy her the cheapest toy you can lay your filthy hands on, eediat.

Ola one: And the prize

Yes, and the prize!

Ola one: AMEN.
Now, get in there. Forget about Afam. He also wants the girl. I know things on this Nairaland, trust me. Heheheh

I thought so as well. But ain't no room such distraction. Like a true and great player, my eyes are always on the ball.

Ola one: ^^Nothing do you, bro. Go for it! I actually wanted Seun in there, though. Seun deserves a babe like her.
The babe no bad

God go bless your hustle. May you shine forever.

adaobi123: See the way you just dropped your email address.......

I don't have a problem with that. We run the Cyberspace, you know. Just get in touch and afford me the opportunity to show you the world I wanna share with you. Take a bet on this one, baby.

Afam4eva: Talk about what? Oya back off osiso...

Dey dia. By the time you know wetin happun, I go don win her heart to a point of no return. You never jam nigga.

When these people finally reconcile(assuming there is a disagreement between them), what will be the benefits to their Cyber followers? Some folks are about to learn a bitter lesson on how not to take side when politicians are fighting themselves. Because by the time they harmonized their interests(which has always been the cause), you will be left high and dry with only your stupid self to blame. This generation of Nigerian youths is too stupid for my liking.

When these people finally reconcile(assuming there is a disagreement between them), what will be the benefits to their Cyber followers? Some folks are about to learn a bitter lesson on how not to take side when politicians are fighting themselves. Because by the time they harmonized their interests(which has always been the cause), you will be left high and dry with only your stupid self to blame. This generation of Nigerian youths is too stupid for my liking.

When these people finally reconcile(assuming there is a disagreement between them), what will be the benefits to their Nairaland followers? Some folks are about to learn a bitter lesson on how not to take side when politicians are fighting themselves. Because by the time they harmonized their interests(which has always been the cause), you will be left high and dry with only your stupid self to blame. This generation of Nigerian youths is too stupid for my liking.