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RubyTheBlogger: bt wud u enjoy d stew with bread?

I thought I was the only one who enjoy bread with stew. I was beginning to fear for my life for this oddity.

His pose in the second picture is so gay.

Where are the human right organizations when you need them?

This man come across as a snitch. Like my comment if you agree with me.

What if she tells you that she was actually planning to surprise you with the house? Too bad you weren't patient enough to see what her end game is. Now she could up with a billion and one reasons why she didn't tell you.

The reason is not far fetch. 1.3 billion Chinese, 150 million Nigerians including animals(legend have it that they get counted in the northern part of the country).

And yet I have been accused by countless women for not being jealous. For them, it implies I don't love them enough. Women appeared the most confused creatures ever liveth.

Welcome on board the miracle boat.

Put Davido on that list. Forget about what you have been told about him. That kid is so respectful.

ignis: There is absolutely nothing wrong with the dressing....
I do dress likevthat most times...

Who made you the standard bearer for good dressing. Just because you dress like this most of the times doesn't make good dressing.

gluv01: And me too biko At least if I couldn't get Dangote's son, he's an alternative. I voted for you too o

Please be guided.

SpicyMimi: Awwwwwh....so I guess u ve his number now? kindly forward it to ma mail biko!


















Just kiddn...

Please be guided.

ogugua88: You only impersonated someone with the hopes of getting her into bed. If you succeed, she could actually press charges for molestation (in a land where the law works), and you'd better pray she didn't get drunk or you'd be gone for a long time.

But this man lives on a land where the law neither works nor has any plans to do so. Besides, she won't slap him if she believes there is a law somewhere that punish impersonators, would she? You have lived for too long in London and it's beginning to affect you. Since when did impersonation became a crime punishable by a slap from a lady?

On a lighter note, which one be destiny-changing slap again?

You should be ashamed of yourself that the 2 hours you spent with this lady yielded nothing. You even took her to a restaurant and spent money on a total stranger. Fool. When I was much younger, I met a lady who just came out of her house in Ikoyi. 30 minutes later, she was already dancing awilo on my bed. Till this day, I can't tell how it happened. Things were so fast and margical. I have never been able to repeat the feat again. The closest I have been to that record was when I was a youth corps member. It took me 1hour 30min to get done with a girl I met for the first time, from conception to execution.

In my friend's case, He wasn't asked to write an essay but he has been interviewed twice. A medical has been scheduled for him next week by the in-law's family doctor. I nefa see this kain thins peefor.

goldfish80: This is beyond miracle she shouldn't be alive!

Go and kill her then.

I am really looking forward to when they will host this show at the Sambisa Forest in Borno.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Nice backside but I don't knw her[/quote]Could you please explain to us what constitute a "nice backside"?

What's she feeling like?

This is one reason why we all should put politics aside and support our armed forces in the fight against Terrorism. Lagos and Abuja should watch out.

redcliff: Ogapark one side first make we see road

I'm sorry about that. It never occurred to me that my hustle will constitute a stumbling block.

Long overdue.

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Who is the best striker on the planet?

adaobi123: I'm doing fine thanks. How are you ?

I am most terrific. It is always a pleasure to have you online.

adaobi123: Lool. Patience is the key. All those that rushed to download the beta version. Its finally caught up with you.

I will be asking for your pin when it does get to the iOS. Meanwhile, how are you doing?

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Wonders, they say, shall never end? Mikel with a goal? Now I believe that one can do anything one put his mind on.

Amaechi really knows how to use the media. Too bad the real voters are too busy in the farms and markets where PDP goes to meet them. The Nigerian media has no electoral value.

carmenblandish: you see life.....him and him family dey jand......why didnt he go to tiching hospitu for lagos for treatment....all these bombasticcoloitsic leaders we have...

You guys should stop this hypocrisy. Tinubu is no longer the cofonor of Lagos state. Your anger should be directed to The cofonor, Fasola. How come you did not express this level of anger when Fasola's late father sought medical help abroad? While I agree with you that Tinubu might be the baddest thief that ever liveth, I will not fold my hands, sorry, my keyboard and watch you spit venom on his character, not matter how questionable his character may be. #TeamAPC

The iPhone is now flying off the shelf with record speed world wide and you are here talking about Samsung.

I trust fashola. He will appeal this one too.