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Her face is fairer than her fingers. Is she bleaching or something?

Lets go there.

[quote author=I.Joan]For real..... This so true.... Cus am an Introvert...They all think i am shy And one yeye aunty of mine didn't invite me to a party cus she thinks I don't know how to have fun (i wouldn't ve gone anyways)

But they are all so f***king wrong!!!
My true closest friends know me [/quote]Those who don't know me think I am shy but my friends think I talk too much.

Damn! I have been demystified.

Is it not possible to be born again without being a pastor again?

Black Swan: I like the white gown. Looks so cute

You also did not end your statement with a period (full stop). Do wish to continue in the future? Take me serious at your own risk.

pinky21: Love toke's dress,wil make somtin dat for myself. Wts wit rita n suit,, is dat nt d suit she wore to 2baba's wedding. Love d suit inner

You, like several others, did not end your statement with a period (full stop). Do wish to continue in the future? Take me serious at your own risk.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]that gown is nice. but too tight for her[/quote]You did not end your statement with a period (full stop). Do wish to continue in the future? Take me serious at your own risk.

I have no valid reason for hating toke makinwa. It is just difficult to like her.

mimi321: Omggg I love maleek berry #oya back to the matter open and close touch your toes oya baby yodi ....... Ah shalewa gba ko gbeni wa

Why do you love him? Just to spite me abi?

Tabawababy: Yes thanks you.

You are welcome. Meanwhile, what is "Tabawa baby"?

Tabawababy: Sorry its typing aero^error.

You meant to say error, right?

Sacrifices like these are always made by the Middle Beltans. You only hear about others when money is involved. Rest in peace to these Patriots.

jennykadry: I want his child, OH MY GOSH

You first have to fucck him.

Na wa o. So someday, someone will get married to this thing. Chei!

icyswit: I tire for this babe. and the chris no send am sef!

E be like say RiRi dey fall ya hand wella.

pleep: Well... seeing as she became pregnant because of this i understand her concern.

But she is trying to charge her own husband with rape, which makes me loose every ounce of sympathy. What is the purpose of that, when the kid is born and asks for his father what will she tell it?

A very self-ish and silly woman.

You refer to a human being as "it"? Is it an object?

ndidibabe: He's short!!

Of all angles, look at where you are coming from. You must be some silly biatch. What has shortness got to do with balling at international level?

Lilimax: Nwanaa jiri nwayooo before ifue na obodo oyibo ! You bent on posting your pics with chics in abroad. Gaa nuo nwayi biko

God no go gree. My nigga no go lost for obodo oyibo. Abi you don get wife for am here?

Tell me one government that doesn't spy on its citizens? Some of us have been spying on you(for educational purpose) for ages now. I hope the government realizes that such manpower also abound here. We can get the job done, an even better, for half that amount.

IAMBREEZY: So na picture they^{dey (na like this we dey spell am)} rain^{reign (na like this oyinbo dey spell am)} now,ok let me post mine with OBAMA

Spelling dey hard some people sha o.

aanumama: we don see am, next please

E dey pain you say u no be one of those chics my nigga is rolling with abi?

How much are all the Federal government ports generating? Will the port be busier than the FG's Apapa and Tincan island ports put together? How much are the top 5 busiest ports in the world generating? In this Google age, it still baffles me how people can fall for cheap propaganda. I admit we don't have a fantastic education system. But must we exhibit it for the whole world to see?

Coldfeet: BIG OROBOLICIOUS LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Author borrow me ur ear lemme tell you about my husband! I will stand on the highest peek and shout it out for the whole world to hear MY HUSBAND IS EVERYTHING!! You just wrote there. As for number 5 not really clear to me but then why would I want to leave a man (borrowing the words of Princess) who took away my shame? A man who saw beyond the wayward and stubborn young girl I use to be and made me his Oriaku? A man who God used to liberate me? A man who makes my toes wriggle uncontrollable each time{u know na } A man who can't go an hour without hearing from me? Abeg pack well joor if your husband na agbero no come console your self here saying no woman can have it this good welder soda that hand weh u use type this lubbish.

I no know o. Each time what? You must tell us the full tori o.

Afam4eva: Did he die on a state or federal road?

RIP

My brother, dem say na local government road o. But the chairman don come out deny am sharp sharp.

RIP to the dead.

IkeNwanyiCalaba: i does not agree with you. your advice is nothing but bad character. u encourage breakup and divorses for the advice. for the fiance to calling at that time shows important of issue in discuss. why cannot the man say excuse me to other mens and step outside picking the call? what if the fiance is in critical emergencies? not picking the call may be catostrophical in conclusion. my felow mens, we should learn devote times to ur ladies becaus it is excellent.
ss for the poster, you does not have to be defeted. seat him down and talk senses in him. i belief he will repent. may God help your marriages. amen.

Who b dis? Comot for road, Joor.

jennykadry: I can bet my left butt cheek that the fiancee had nothing important to discuss but just wanted attention. He had a life before he met her and will continue to have one after he marries her. When a woman starts thinking of what is important and what isn't it in cases like this, a man better watch his step cos She is an ultimatum candidate

Unbelievable! Here goes another good and sensible woman.

[quote author=BABE!]What kind of conversation is it that can't wait? "I broke my nail"? "My best friend is getting married"?

If you can't beat them, join them. When I first got into my relationship, I used to freak out over this football matter, but I later got used to it and I'm now a forced Man. Utd fan.

I was once a football fanatic myself and I know how football attacks your soul. Lol... The addiction is usually amplified for men..... It's their thing. When things can wait, let him be. If it's an emergency , then ......
EPL no dey show 24/7 and all yr round , so chill...[/quote]Another sensible lady in the house.

Ujujoan: Fist off, if he's in a public bar, the noise will be too much for you guys to have a reasonable conversation. It'll be better if you waited for him to get home.
Secondly, what is so important that you couldn't wait for a 90mins game to be over?
This is one area I don't interfere with in my man's life . .
I used to think football was just a game until I met him . . To these fanatics, it's more than a game. It's like their life!
Every day Chelsea has an important match to play, I pray and fast for them to win cos if they lose, I'll have a lottttt of consoling to do!
I won't lie, it used to be veeeeery annoying, but that's men and football!
Just because he's your fiance doesn't mean his life has to end . .
What will you do when you guys are married with kids crying and running all over the place, and his ignoring you and concentrating on SS because champions league finals is on
Abeg no drink panadol for unnecessary headache!

Don't tell me you are married. Please inbox me @ sage.mangel@yahoo.com. I have already told my mom about you. She is expecting me to bring you home.

What I normally do is to point it to the direction of my belly towards the placenta mark and have it tied up with my waist belt. Make sure you have it tucked in your singlet so that it will not be revealed should some notorious wind blow up your shirt. I hope this helps.

She is right because the sum number of politicians and their accomplices holding us to ransom do not amount to 1% of the total population. Ok, let's assume that the entire government, from the federal to local government levels and it's workforce are corrupt, do you think that amount to 5% of the population? Just be honest and do the Maths.