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Does earth quake mean anything to these people? Why Tokyo of all places? #ETT indeed.

Boredom and unemployment, please let my people go. #ETT mode

#ETT

#ETT mode

Fhemmmy: How i wish i was one of dem partners then

This is beyond wishing. Get up and do something, nigga.

I am glad no one was hurt.

This is why I have refused vehemently the overtures of a married woman. This woman, very young and sexy, has been on my case for 3 solid years without success. Sometimes I wonder how I do this. As in, I hang out and gist with this woman almost every week. All my friends think me a slacker. But I am very spiritual person and there are things I won't just do no matter what. I have the ability to resist even the most sexiest woman on earth. I am not an everyday guy.

Nice move. But keep politicians from all parties far away from this. They never mean well no matter the party.

Take it or leave it. Some Muslims are gonna be mad at this. Some Muslims, by nature, do not like any behavior that would likely unsettle them. By this singular act of the Pope, a lot of Muslims will see the light and convert to Christianity. We, the light of the world, are leading by example. The reminiscence of the encounter will eventually lead Queen Rania to Christianity. this is the beginning of the last of her days as a muslim. The Muslims don't like it.

A typical mediocre's way of running a business. It is like the people who run Nairaland are no longer interested in the integrity of the information people get from here. The moment you failed to be perceived as a reliable source of information, downward hill you go. And go, you go with your business. You don't want that to happen, do you?

Dear God, your intervention in Nigeria is long overdue. Please God, forgive me for my previous sentence. Who am I and what do I even know to tell you when to act? I am so sorry, Lord. Let your will be done. And I totally submit to your will.

Where are the "end time crew" when you need them the most? They should lock this thread with that famous 3 letter comment.

OP, please tag those pics to enable us know who is who. Besides Dame Patience(Because she is the 1st Lady), Mrs Tinubu(Because ama Lag boy) & Bianca(Because she is my aspiring mother in-law), I no fit talk who be who o.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Same meaning as 'First to comment' and 'How does it affect the price of garri'
Our youths get very inventive when ASUU strikes [/quote]Thanks.

[quote author=Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ]End time tins na the price of garri elder brother[/quote]I see you too.

farells: Dude nothing much abt it.it's just dat ppl normally protest against some topics here in nairaland.Saying dat d topic d 'op' created is a sign of end time (both d ones dat re signs of end time actually and d ones dat re nt).Then some NAIRALANDER started 2 comment END TIME TINZ as fun,jok etc.

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Thanks. I have been schooled.

I have observed a recent trend where a comment could be as simple as "end time tinz". A lot of people seems to be happy and eager to use it. What does it really mean? Please forgive my asking. I don't want to continue to wallow in ignorance.

passionate88: He's a widower

What about her at 35?

Why is she not covering her head? This is haram. Our women are beginning to copy Americans. I like the 35 years thing though. Oya, Yerima, where are thou? Come and learn marriage 101 from the IG.

How does this help us know whether COZA pastor ffuccked miss Walter for a week long or not?

s3nn2x: Stupidity in the highest order. It does not even make sense. Fine e no fine sef. See how they look. The picture no come clear sef.

You don see Celsi fans wey fine before?

Donmichaelz: My name is Franklin Adebayo Oluwaseyi,I am a Nigerian born in Canada,I lived all my live there,even though I speak like them,eat like them I still feel like am not one of them.
I came to Nigeria two weeks ago(Abuja to be precise)

I felt something I never felt before and that feeling is Home,It might sound weird for those here in Nigeria but I never felt these way all my life.

First I was welcomed like a Hero and before I knew it my bag was stolen at the airport,as I was driving I saw a guy selling yoghourt and I bought it,lo and behold it was Fake it tasted like PAP.

I went back to Canada two weeks ago,I now know who Nigerians are,what they are like and how the environments are like,am not saying it is all Well but the last two weeks are the best in My life....God bless Nigeria and if you are thinking of going abroad put these in Mind

"No matter how succesful you are abroad always remember Home,you might not get it now but you might Regret you didn't later in life..
With Love from One of your brother in diaspora
Dr Franklin Olaitan

Point of correction. That yoghurt wasn't fake as you claimed, it was just the taste of the brand you bought.

Does this answer the question of whether he ffuckked miss Walter or not?

What is wrong in setting up a center here(in Osun), where not only these 20 youths, but so many others too, could be trained? It is a good thing. But is this the best and the most cost effective way of doing it? We are so used to bad governance that mediocrity now passed as good governance.
I realized that Nigerians fall cheap scams and propaganda. All you need to do is give them the illusion of performance(The APC guys knows how to do it) and they will never question the cost.

PeterKbaba: Your Traibe hates everyone we dont ok.

You have no idea what tribe I am, do you?

You guys have been speaking English for ages and to a point that some of you can hardly speak your mother tongue and here you are rejoicing and thanking God that someone tweeted in your Language. This is a clear case of inferiority complex. It is like you guys found it unbelievable that someone could love your language.
Are these not the same people(Africans) who look down on their people who are not fluent in English? I wonder what you will all do when the BBC, VOA, Radio France, Radio China, and other international radio stations decided to give you a slot like Hausa and Swahili are currently enjoying.

Goddex: Did they mean 40,000 bombs
for their boys in Yobe and Borno?

The last I checked, only PDP states of Akwa Ibom and Rivers are generating and adding to the national greed.

The government house on the Plateau does not run on PHCN. It runs on NESCO. This company has been generating and distributing electricity to some parts of the Jos Plateau since the advent of Tin mining.

These are interesting times.

The Kano State Hisbah Board says it has commenced preparations to marry off another set of 1,111 women in the fourth batch of its mass marriage program aimed at reducing the number of unmarried women in the state.

Commandant General of the board, Sheikh Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa, at a press conference in Kano yesterday said the mass wedding of the women, including divorces, widows and spinsters will take place soon.
“The government introduced this plan in order to reduce marital problems in our society. When we first suggested the mass wedding plan, many people thought it would not be possible, but Alhamdulillah, we have succeeded in marrying off about 1350 women in three batches”, he said.
Daurawa said Christians in the state will now be allowed to participate in the exercise to disengage them from prostitution.
“We decided to include Christians in the state since we are living together in the same environment. And just as we do not want to see our children engage in prostitution, we also do not want theirs to engage in it. We gave them 50 slots from the total number we are going to marry off. And we will allow them to go and do the wedding in their churches. We will only share the marriage bouquet (walima) together,” he said.
Daurawa said registration for the exercise will now be done online, and that the board has been equipped with machines to determine the health status of the grooms and brides.
“You know last time we had a bad experience where a woman deceived us by bringing the sample of her sister’s urine as hers, it was after the marriage we discovered that she was six months pregnant. So, in order to prevent such cases, we have provided a scanner which has the capacity to capture even a day old pregnancy,” he said.

Source: http://dailytrust.info/index.php/news/3723-kano-to-include-christians-in-mass-wedding

Seeing Daisy Look like this at 61 gives me a clue what her daughter, Saraya, would also look like at that age. Saraya, it's been almost 10 years since you disappeared from my radar and I don't want to stalk you on the social network. I always wish that I will catch you in one of those frequent flights like my friend caught Ojukwu's daughter. I know that it is just a matter of deploying my radar around Jos, Abuja, and Lagos(When in Naija). I am coming to get you. Wherever you are, and with whoever you are.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]In all seriousness, I am truly depressed.

I can't believe this girl is off the market, I still remember when the crush started, when she interviewed GEJ. That was the day I knew I loved her.

I started working harder, hoping that one day we would be moving in the same circle of people, and then I could approach her, and proclaim my love. We were supposed to have 2 boys and a dog, and a nice house were the boys could play with the dog.

Anyways, I wish you happiness, cause that's what one does when they truly love you.

I'm going back to the lab, already have my sights set on this up and coming actress.[/quote]You don't want me to tell you how I feel, do you? I am patiently waiting(^{not praying though}) for her to divorce. Even if it will take her 20 years to do so. I was planning to storm America for this girl. This is the first time I lost out to a white boy--and I lost in a grand scale. This pain to is too much for me to bear.