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O ga-eme unu voom na-anya. She is going nowhere!

Sloan: [s]

She is bleaching look at her finger knuckles! BOTOX all over her face, no wonder no husband would have her, so fake and plastic! What a shame! Well, it doesn't matter whether she goes to hell to sign any agreement beit landmark, watermark or airmark, SHE IS A THIEF! The question is can another corrupt GEJ fire a thieving Odulah? Na siddon look we dey![/s]

Udele!

Its Lloyd Banks.
"Victory"(with 50 Cent, P. Diddy, The Notorious B.I.G. and Busta Rhymes, 2004)

My punch line goes thus:
Agbunure God, Jehova Over-do, the all-Sufficient God, Agbunure o.

Oya next person, its ya turn. Don't break the chain.

Busuru

iterator25: what's this one saying?

If you didn't understand what I was saying, why then did you go back to edit the heading? Nonsense.

Errm op, it's light rail, not night rain. Thank you.

For those that want to watch Nig-Ethiopia match, better come out earlier to cast ur votes.

Just meditated the Joyful Mystery via Android Rosary app. its wonderful.

fingard02k: calabar stadium should be rename calabar stadium should be rename calabar stadium should be rename slaughter ground

Moses' DNA dey ya blood?

Agreed, point taken.

Lol @Metusalah.
Ok, don't get me wrong, bro. U and I know the rate of fraud going on especially in this online forum, so one isn't absolutely wrong to be wary of transactions involving millions of Naira!. Secondly, yes, common sense could tell me it could be a mistake your mixed up images, having "obviously seen the other pics of the car's dashboard there"; however, that mistake could be a very expensive one, especially to the naive viewers (and potential buyers). Moreover, that pic is aimed at emphasising on the car's mileage, a major factor taken into consideration when purchasing a vehicle, innit? So is my raised alarm not worth calling for? Mhen, I nor want spoil market for u bro. Just stating my observation. Nor vex, u Hia? Sell well o.

Young man. stop misleading potential buyers. That is not the dashboard of a 300. The speedmeters are white in background colour [I stand to be corrected, though]. Are you trying to give them a wrong mileage? I'm referring to the first picture of the second post. Kindly remove it, please.

brb

Yes! She don gree my Own! E good to go church o○○°°○o.

icebeatz: http://spankthedonut..com/2013/09/whos-big-ass-chick-with-da-suspekt.html

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUo6v11CMAE3R6d.jpg


Please who is this fat ass chick with suspekt??

Most Likely a GROUPIE!!

#Lobatan

suspekt's handle: https://twitter.com/daSuspekt

http://spankthedonut..com/2013/09/whos-big-ass-chick-with-da-suspekt.html

FIXED for Op.

Who reads all these magazines?

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tellwisdom: See this goat

more like a cow

SAUCE

Shoot!

[img]http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1320410_Buhari-Tinubu-in-Manchester-449x336_jpg5509a6d2d95129ce7e29d88685479fac[/img]
Malta Gold, Amstel Malt and Smirnoff Ice na hin dem take serve these dudes for Manchester?

jhidey08: u gbadun sleeping o, bt wetin i gbadun na those ur wet lips, dey'll b so soft 4.......... Muah#

People dey watch match live update, U dey watch person lips. Is wa o. #meseffollowluksha

You are not alone, dude. I feel terribly uneasy sitting in front.
I have also had that experience of being 'dragged' to the front seats, when a friend of mine invited me to her church.
We got to the church, and like I always preferred, I opted we stayed at the back. But one of the ushers came to us and insisted we moved forward, that there were empty seats in front (the back seats sef dey empy Wella!) . I kinda resisted (with the feeling that the whole church will eventually fill up), buh my friend was like "yes, we should move forward"; and then I was like 'dafuq?' Maybe, to her, there is where u'll get the maximum blessings from God.
well, I acted accordingly to avoid unnecessary attractions to myself. I felt uneasy thenceforth. Buh where I got more pissed off was when the visitors were asked to stand up and be welcomed. I said to myself "Laye! Ain't getting up". Buh This friend of mine worsened the case when she tapped me hard to get up. Ah! see Gobe! Well, I still stood up forcing myself to smile shipishly when deep down of me, it was a different case.
After that day, I vowed never to attend any of these members-seeking churches. even if I do, it'd be on my terms.

Back seat, my favourite position.

Hey!
[img]http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1318462_1315646_pics-or-it-didnt-happen-thumb__jpgea8fd5e6bd7d18dddcaaf5edc5eac6d9[/img]

Gademit! And I have been working tirelessly to get the dough to take this Babe to the alter. Not knowing that she's already taken, and has even put to bed. Ah! Well, searching mode continues

Impossicant!

Kai, I guess he wants NLders to know that he has a crush on you.
Bwahahahaha.
www.nairaland.com/1085334/love-sexkillz
Op, are you Gay Lussac?

Errm op, a line is missing in ur report:
"viewer discretion is advised!"