^^ Mental Section u meant to write.

Hokay, congrats. But others are not giving birth to monkeys. So there is nothing specially special about it.

If that shoe cannot Make me walk on water, then, its useless.

Over a million births are recorded everyday around the world... So its nothing particularly special if they give birth too. Congrats to them, btw.

500 choftains in just one local government area.
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APC should declare their seats vacant.

Beautiful Edifices.

Not a fan of Bumboy[. Moreover, I've mistakenly heard only two of his songs, and they don't impress me.

Maybe the money to pay colonel Dubaku has finished. They want to get more money to pay him.

Abeg o... Who is maheeda? I've been seeing this name on NL lately.

Moderation is the watch word. They need to balance both extremes.

Mofo.

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Uhmm, Pardon me derailing, what was the Nairaland's Rule No.17 talking about? It has been taken down at the Comment Page.

Back to the Topic:
If I understand correctly, this is the female version of the » 5 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Love You Forever ! . Funny.!

U ladies should understand that it is not equal on both sides. Some (if not most) men can cope without sex. Moreover, it's not like the fun in sex is only derived by the men alone. It goes both ways.

fruityjojo: So the OP's Friend has a problem that has been bothering him & giving him high blood pressure!
The op friend's parents are pastors! One day a Lady came 2 pastor Mrs 4 prayers & counseling! After which she became a family friend always visiting comin by d house 2 eat & all dah...
As time went by pastor Mrs, op friend's mother introduce an eligible bachelor 2 d lady 4 a relationship dat might lead 2 marriage, but she refused this offer! Only 2 secretly go 2 op's friend 2 profess her undying love & affection 4 op's friend (son of pastor Mrs)
Now op's friend & d lady are secretly havin an illicit affair, doing baddd & ungodly things dat might lead 2 marriage!!! .
BUT! Op's friend is afraid of Pastor Mr & Mrs(his parents) he needs d help & advice of good nairalanders! Is wat d op's friend doing wrong or right!?
Tenk

U must be a professional in 2go to have understood what message the OP was trying to pass on.
No pun intended.

SugaryBelle: Sorry op,ahotagim ihe ina ako.

I tell you most solemnly. I didn't understand any shii.

kayzat: Let's wait and see. Another round of civil war between the North and some flatty over census result in the offing.

Young Man, Go and Die!

Some hearts must have been broken. They must have thought that Festus would be replaced by someone from the SW or the North itself. They should just GO AND DIE.

Now Eze, learn to keep shut, unlike your immediate predecessor, and get the job done.

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Airforce, don't mind haters jare. They don't know that you are the. ...




























Ugliest guy in the world of Nairaland

kulyie: You people should stop the stewpeed habit of peddling/spreading falsehood.that picture is a scene from an old nollywood movie shot while she was still dating 2face,thats before marriage

I fuqing wonder how more steewpid they could be. Does she look pregnant in that picture?

Orikinla: Can we have Oshodi Stock Exchange?

Why not? Abule-Egba Stock Exchange sounds sexier IMHO.

Nuvally:

Keep quite

Bite me

I have nothing meaningful to say.

She doesn't look like the Weavon I know.