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ibrash600: *sighs*... Wen i see dis thread, i tink say @op go say she be Arsene Wenger's wife ARSENAL MANAGER... lmao
Thank u iyaniwura for the info... More more blessing...

Is Iyaniwura=?

Nice towels

IK Osakioduwa returns once again in 2013 to host ‘The Chase’.

I thought I read from somewhere that IK wouldnt be hosting this year's.

AdexOmoby: The United Kingdom's Mother's Day falls on the 10th of March 2013 which we celebrated in Nigeria weeks ago.
Today is for the United States of America (USA)...Just like different countries have their various independence Days.
In the United Kingdom, Mothers Day is not a fixed date but it always falls on the fourth Sunday of Lent which varies on when Easter is.
So for subsequent years, Mother's Day (UK) would fall on March 30, 2014; March 15 (2015); March 6 (2016).
In the USA on the Other hand, Mothers's Day falls on the second Sunday of May and which is as follows May 12, 2013 (which is today), May 11 (2014), May 10 (2015) May 8 (2016).
Take note of this dates and don't forget that traditionally Nigeria celebrates Mothers Day same day with the United Kingdom (because we were colonized under them) so when USA celebrates theirs, do not let it get you confused!

Since we should be celebrating with the UK, why are then celebrating the one for the USA?

slimyem: Mother's day be celebrated like 5 times a year..
Haba!!

I think the first one of the yr was for the Anglicans; 2nd one was for Cath's; this third one is probably for Cherubim's; then there will be RCCG's and Winners' as the 4th and 5th respectively for the year as you guessed.

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You broke NL's rule No.5

5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Keke is even more frustrating to car drivers than Bike.
You stand a better chance overtaking a bike than overtaking a keke.

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nyere84: I want TWELVE.

I pray he agrees oooo.

Honey, pls can we have 12 children??

Hope u won't come to NL to ask for financial assistance when things go red! (God forbids, anyway).
Country hard o!

Its simple! Mothers have the natural endowment to silence them. The men don't have them.
#Bobbytinz

[quote author=mike.okiro]my sister had the same problem with her HOD, but because of her readiness to leave school if it is wat it takes made her escape the problem if u give in not only him but be ready to sleep with all ur lecturers including that ur HOD and proffessors because he would surely discuss it with them and they would come for their own share.
saying u are HIV positive is no reason because he would still use condom when sleeping with u and arranging with police might make the school authority to throw u out of school unless u have a solid evidence against him which I think u dont have at moment

wat u should do is first switch on ur phone call recorder to be recording all ur phone calls with him and when ever u are around him or to his office switch on phone voice recorder to record ur conversation with him

lastly u can inbox me if u want me to give u more tips on how to solve the problem and dont forget ur project supervisor could also be here reading all these.
mikebrown_97@yahoo.com[/quote]Are you the former Inspector General of Police? Mike Okiro?

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May 4, 2013 | 12:50 pm Sports MADRID (AFP) –

Barcelona were able to welcome back Lionel Messi and Sergio Busquets to training on Saturday morning after they missed the 3-0 defeat to Bayern Munich in midweek, but Victor Valdes has been ruled out of Sunday’s match with Real Betis due to plantar fasciitis in his left foot. “Leo Messi and Sergio Busquets, who weren’t able to train at the same rhythm as their teammates in the last few sessions, have trained normally,” said a statement on the club’s website. Both are therefore expected to be in contention for the Betis game when Barca could mathematically seal the league title, should Real Madrid not manage to beat Valladolid on Saturday. However, Valdes has definitely been ruled out of Sunday’s game after a recurrence of the foot injury that forced him to miss Catalonia’s friendly against Nigeria in January.


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Ask Google.

No, you are not alone. Though I don't subscribe for more than a month at a go, I experienced that disconnection issue few days ago.

All of a sudden, it will flash a message like "checking your smartcard blah blah..." then it changes to a msg like "checking ur validity blah blah..." from whence it shows the E16/32 error msg.

Initially, when this happens, I send the RA (Re-Authentification) msg to them. At times, it comes back almost immediately, while sometimes it comes up after several trials. This pisses me off so badly! DSTV are buncha ndi oshi! And I also have this feeling they're conniving with some network operators such that we enrich both their accts through those text msgs.
Now, what I do to avoid spending airtime on msgs, I switch OFF from the Mains and switch it ON again to rescan. Rescanning with MENU13 doesnt bring my channels back up.

But must I do this rescanning always? Nah! DSTV should better give their customers quality services, else what happened in 1809 will repeat itself o.

My Ex and I used it for competition. It was lotta fun.

Get the gaddem Cure already. I want to start straffing with impunity!

iamswizz: Abeg, who get sugar for here?? I wan Drink HOT Garri

I get, but e small. Make we add am salt?

They way I hear about the growth of Nollywood, I almost get tempted to start patronising them again.
Someone should, please, tell me: Are they (Nollywood) still acting movies that insults one's Intelligence?

E remain DSTV...

I don't even know her; let alone as a Nigerian Celebrity.

Abeg o, make I ask this kweshun...
When they're off the Carpets, do they (and others who put on such) still sweep the floor with them attire?

^^
Well, lets just say I don't want any undue heart-attack even though I ain't digging the ladies (for now). Ordinary to check my Academic exam result dey give me small high blood pressure, not to talk of the one that concerns life and death. Bros, I nor do.

nikkypearl: d two of unna back off,I don marry u hear!btw dat was 2010!

Dammit! I came late

^^
Omo! U gather am for Bobbi o

Now, it's our turn to complement and ask out...
You r very cute! Are you single?

IYA NGBALI: yes she HIS,but the mother is from galilee

I thought as much! She has the looks.

[quote author=Tolexander[/quote]: Holiday is coming! Holiday is coming!!
No more hun hun hun Ringing bell
no more hun hun hun(e gat as e be ni o) teacher's wipe
gud bye teacher,
gud bye students scholars am going to rest,
enjoying A jolly holiday!
EnjoyingA jolly holiday![/quote]

boron10: Fixed

Properly Fixed.

YOMIT: Does Goodluck applies here? Well I do remember does days of "Tumbu tumbu bust calabar" no mind me I been dull no be small.

...and you still dull till now. Which one be
"Does Goodluck applies here"?
"I still remember does days..."

^^You're kidding right?

I will never check that thang! Never!