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Lalas247:

let me see if its well groomed...
you just can't be roaming streets with any type of beard o

and u mentioned scanty u mean patchy

Lol @ roaming streets with any type of beard....patchy ke? No...its not patchy, just scanty and still on its way to attaining fully groomed status.

P.S. No pics for now. But if you would like to see it much later, you can follow me on the journey.

akinszz:
who pointed nose epp? pointed nose with no money na legbere

Shuoo...that madam on top say e help her na.

Abundant Money + Lack of Peace of Mind = Suicide (If you doubt it, try and find these people to ask; Anthony Boudain, Kate Spade or the Lady that jumped into lagoon 2 days ago).

Lalas247:
we won't be together in the first place.... so your statement is Invalid...


Shalom

You're welcome. I trim my scanty beards every two weeks though.

ImaIma1:
I am. And i married a guy with pointed nose and above average height. It wasn't deliberate though

Thank you for your good deed in marrying that guy. The world needs more people with pointed nose. Pointed nose is a stand alone cuteness on it own.

Well thank goodness, I've pointed nose too!

sinaj:
shey sombori cannor laff in piece again

Nooo...of course is it not your laff? Please feel free to do as you so choose. By the way....never mind!

Lalas247:
yellow Teeth.....


yellow Eyes... .

pot belle......

anything below 5ft 8........

hmmm if you ain't got a beard ...too bad.... but I can compromise

If the Guy lacks or refuses to grow a beard. It means you'll cheat on him...right?

Facidio:
I have no pains bro......girls are here just lying upandan..... they don't have any fucking choice as long as u have money to trow. some of them here saying lubbish can sleep with dogs or allow dick in their ass just for the money. am not short though...... 5yrs ago wen I checked my height it was 5"9'

Hmmm...eventually it can only get better. ��. Thumbs up on your 5'9". It'll be quite encouraging to some of them ladies.

sinaj:

OK...what's now making you open your complete 32? Or did I miss a thing?

mhizcassidy001:
...

Could that be affirmative?

Facidio:
I have small boob's and my gf said she's gonna give me one of her bra. and there's this girl that said I was lucky she isn't my gf that she would have sucked the boobs dry by now. she'sbeen doing everything to have me but I don't like her Co she's fat..... Fat girls are a no more for me

Quite sorry guy...but I can't deal because i do not understand your pain.

emelda86:
Mouth odour because I love kissing
Body odour because I can't stand want to play with my guys body & the kind of smell irks me
Small prik & very big prik I like average ones
Unromantic guy issa no-no
Let me stop here for now

This one just weak me...I swear!

mhizcassidy001:
yea ,you are right but he really provoke me to call him that at least it not every post you have to make a ugly speech to.he thought he can insult any body on NL i just want him to know that he got the wrong bae to deal with.i dont know you but did i insult you?no i would not.but that GOAT deserve all FOUL words i call him so next time he will keep his cool.

It's alright mhizcassidy001. I guess now that you've vented out the angst you're now cool about it.


P.S. As per that preferred choice of yours you mentioned �. Maybe just maybe I've one or two things to say about it to you via a DM. What say you?

mhizcassidy001:
i like a guy that is cool,very responsible and cute.physical appearance i like in a guy tall not really 6point ,5point will do slim cute smile and handsome.he should be rumorous i dont like guys that get angry easily.just simple.then some lunatic up there wanna eat me raw cause of his ugly boiled face.

Lol...@ugly boiled face. Who told you he has an ugly boiled face? It may just be the current condition. Most Nigerian dudes aren't bad looking you know...it's the country that's hard.

mhizcassidy001:
i only said guys that think they are smart in the act of CHEATING baby.i didnot say i wil like DULL lookin slowpoke guy.but am sure you are the smart real guy.but dont ad CHEATING.

OK...I think I'm now on the same page with you. So you like a SMART dude who doesn't think he is only smart whenever he CHEATS. Well...I don't even consider CHEATING without be found out a kind of smartness.

So what are the features you'll consider mainly in any guy before granting him audience?

mhizcassidy001:
i hate guys that think they are SMART.
i dislike short man
i dislike talkative
if you are not humorous and get angry easily ion like ya
i dislike good for nothing jobless guy
i dislike guy that SNOR hell no i wont take that
POT BELLE GUYS HELL no way
the SLUGGISH ONE rara o
i dislike guys that think all ladies are BICTH forgotten he has a mother
still thinking tho if i remember the remaining list i will gladly post.
thank you for ya time

I think I'm DULL. So will that make you like me?

OMEGA009:
Heard guys with flat arses make up for it in big Dees. Dunno how true it is. I can’t date a guy with small feet. If you get my drift.

You heard? So have you verified it yet?

By the way what size of feet is small to you?


PS. My shoe size is 45. So it could be small to you.

Mztitovina:
I dnt wnna talk abt dis b4 buh i havf to
Mny of yu decided mny gals boobs r big bcus she *gave* guys to touch it often
So it bcums big ad soft enfu 4 it to fall
Well daris smt yu wanna know
Aw abt some tins yu dnt know
Havf yu ever research ani oda reason
Of course not
Breast lumps
Reserch on it
Millions of gals in dis world got operated to remove it
Cus it leads to breast cancer
Bcus of aw ignorant mny pple are
D lumps z discoverd late
Wen it becums big ad heavy
So d boobs becums big ad slaggin
Ad operations are done
Nt all gals yu tink havf big boobs bcus of *touch*
Mny had lumps
Weda it ws big or small b4 it ws discovered
Yu cannur jus conclude evry big boobs lady z a slut or LovePeddler
Mny r evn ashame to show deir boobs to deir mums cus of d ugly scar
Evry single lady hvf diffrnt tin dey r going tru insde
Buh chse 2 keep it cus dey dnt wnna b blasted or embrassed
Scars r nt sumtin to b proud of
but dey di nt chose dah life
Dey di nt chse to havf lumps in deir boobs
Dey di nt chse to get operated on deir boobs
Dey di nt chse to havf fallen boobs
Dey di nt chse to havf big boobs
Jus stop concluding ad discriminatimg
It has killd mny gals
Ad it still gnna kill if dis continue
yu guys reli nid 2 stop concluding ad start saving lives

To all of d gals who had breast lumps or still have
I wish us all long life with no cancer

Share to save draining souls
God bless

What's this language you've written in called? I know it can't be English?

uchetobi:
A fashion house in lekki is looking for an office manager

Profile: Male or female. Lives on the lekki axis, Knows about fashion, creative and social media friendly.

Job description: manage the day to day running of the store; attend to customers professionally and courteously, do a quality check on clothes made, keep records of all transactions, manage the activities of potential marketers and oversee the tailors work.

Qualifications: minimum of first degree.

Age: 25-35 years.
Remuneration: 70k -100k monthly

Interested candidates should send their cv to noskyvite@gmail.com

What if the person doesn't live on the island or around lekki axis?

Too many ignorant folks on this thread. And for the half-baked Catholics that have added further confusion upon these brethren. You've not done well. Please study and learn the faith of the Catholic church properly before coming out to lay claims to doctrines you know next to nothing about.

fedrick901:
Interested candidate should
Email info[AT] .com
or whatsapp +2348160221478

Are you recruiting just one person or two for both roles?

creative11:
URGENT VACANCIES
Dailyfamily.ng urgently requires the services of:
1- Editor (at least 5 years experience)
2- Deputy editor (at least 3 years experience)
3- News Reporters (at 2 years experience)
4- Health reporters
5- Sport journalists
6- Creative writers
7- Photo journalist
8- Social Media officer
9- industrial attachment students(OND)
Interested candidates for 1 to 8 above must possess a minimum of HND or Bsc in Mass communication English or other related fields.

Submit your C.V with a written application stating clearly what you are applying for to picemployment@gmail.com on or before 8th July 2018

I could actually provide service on more than one of the listed positions on that list.

Sterope:
Same happened to my flatmate

I don't even stop for any one in this Lagos. Don't even touch me if you don't want me to scream at you.

Can you share your flatmate's experience here?

Jer6s:
Responding that "I don't know" might just be all "they" need to get me hooked.
This is 9ja, I am not taking any chances
One response might do the trick.

Saw what you did there, by the way

Hmmm....Fear of the unknown is just the operating factor here. Of course...I know it is Nigeria, but who says it is safer anywhere else.

Jer6s:
Shocking Revelations Everywhere!
Pele ti e

Na why I nor dey talk with people for public transport o.
It usually starts with a joke which 96% of the passengers laugh to and from there if in the wrong vehicle, It all goes south.

Ask for directions from me all you want, na to feign deaf and dumb sure pass

Is it not better to just say you don't know than act like a silly Deaf and Dumb? Or haven't you ever been in a situation where you couldn't find your way and ask others for direction help.

"The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life." —Confucius

sunepapi14:
URGENT Vacancy exists for the position of a media analyst trainee.

Qualification: a minimum of HND

Candidate must reside around Ojuelegba/Mushin/Lawanson/Yaba axis, be between the age of 23-30 years, ability to use Excel and PowerPoint, with a minimum of 1 year work experience, eyes for details, an analytical mind and ready to build a career and brand.

Interested and qualified candidates can send their CV to:

Career@pplusmeasurement.com.ng

Deadline: 28th March 2018.

It is past the deadline already or did you mean to write 28th May, 2018.

honeycome:
Hello @SaintChukz,
No, not anymore!

ok

For me...the only shocking omission on this squad list is James Milner. He is the sort of personality who would have been closest to a creative midfielder of sort for England at the World Cup given his exploits as the highest assist giver in the current UCL season. Or won't he have recovered from the blight injury he suffered a few weeks back? I thought he was already recuperating and even in line to be fit for the May 26th UCL final in Kiev.

dglfitness:
Still open

What's the Salary range?