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lolaxavier:
Which kind ground work...

The splitting of PHCN and its privatisation. Currently, in my neighbourhood at Enugu, EEDC is installing transformers for each street. There are about 30 bungalows in each of these streets. Is that not an improvement?
Unlike when about 10streets shared a transformer.


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the touching was an error!(wyclef voice)



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Your choice mate! Pique is married/dating Shakira, 10 year difference.





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Stop talking and start doing!




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akükö MBE na agu! Cöck and bull story!




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APC should go and take a chill pill.




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OK. Wike and Patience in bed!



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Jonathan laid the ground works for improved power supply.




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Buhari should keep the Boko Haram inmates in North biko!




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This people should stop pushing unfathomable information to the media.




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Glad he is back to the classrooms. When we need him, we will call him.




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Lol! OP your wife shouldn't run an account. If you want your wife to be out of public eye, let her not visit public places.


sped1oro after reading your comments below I decided to research about hijabs. Below is a picture from hijab fashion blog.

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First, please pardon me for my ignorance earlier. If you wife's hijab is similar to the first covering in the picture above, then the customer service representative is over zealous. However, I don't think the second, third and fourth pictures are acceptable.



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One thing I am sure of is that ex-president Goodluck Jonathan laid the ground works for improved power supply in Nigeria.





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Mehn! Why all these great grandfather rape these days?




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Move on lovely beautiful lady. Thank God your life was not lost.




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Ndi ego eju eju. The people that are never satisfied with money.




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I knew it was just a charade.




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Mozambique! What a wishy-washy country? A poor country willing to bow to external influences just to get handouts.



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MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

I had this problem twice in my life.

First let me explain your problem so as to avoid future occurrence. When you tear your anus during nature call, the anus heals and contracts; consequently growing smaller. This continues until your little finger becomes too big to enter your anus.

Solution
1. If one of your fingers can enter your anus, I will advice you drink a bottle olive oil. Apply some olive oil with your fingers at your anus. Give it about one to two hours, then visit the white house again. Also put a small stool below your legs so that you can have a good push in the toilet.
(This was my second experience).

2. If your anus is already tight - virginized. I will advice you to go to the hospital so that doctor can operate on your anus. I did this the first time it happened to me, the muscles in my anus had to be relaxed; I had some stuff stuffed in my anus for days to prevent it from contracting again. Damped my anus hole with hot water for days. Terrible experience .... innit?

Prevention
1. Avoid fried foods such as Yam. If must consume fried Yam, ensure you drink lots of water.
2. Also, ensure you eat bread or other baked stuff with butter or warm/hot tea.
3. Always drink water.






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Anibabe:
here is my face without no makeup

fine little babe

rokiatu ishilove ggrin intovert
many more

I think the OP is just among the group of sacked workers from Union bank.

95% performance approval is nothing. If 99% of the employees in the bank score above 95%, then the bank will sack people above the 95% in appraisal if they wish to cut costs.

Funny thing, bank employees that are tied to many staff/consumer loans hardly get sacked. How will the HR recover their money? .... lol!

OP, times are hard my best advice is to chase other ideas. It is not easy to recover from shocks such as these. But you have to, else you will be stock in doldrums.






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Ritzy92:
What's the difference between this gorilla and other gorillas?

You no see the swagger. The gorilla should take at modeling biko.

sukkot:
yes we are closer but boko haram prisoners is better suited for the east. they are the only people crazy enough to wipe out the biafran separatists without a war involving the whole country. buhari is sending you a trojan horse. sai baba the master strategist

sukkot:
make sango faya that ya container that is on the high seas

I was about quoting another post of yours until I noticed you quoted me first.

my buroda why thunder go fire me container....mba nü! I wazü telling the truth.

There are more Muslims in the SW. Since Muslims go to Mecca, Sokoto for pilgrimage, I think it will be good to take BH boys to the SW for rehabilitation.


Thunder wey dey do press-up for gym go fire the person wey plan this evil

If this information is true, we would like to remind Buhari that:

1. We don't have enough prisons for our own petty criminals.

2. We don't want our petty criminals that are undergoing rehabilitation to be influenced by the BH boys.

3. Ibadan, Akure, Oshogbo, Abeokuta, Ekiti and possibly Lagos can assimilate BH boys in their prisons.



Disclaimer: This post is coming from a very biased Igbo person. Yes I have to be biased about this one.

There was no need for the comparison.

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This image is wickeeeeeed!

Give Buhari some time please.

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Well, that's something! But how can the president rely on the military for protection.


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I have learnt to distance myself from people who exhibit this kind of character.


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What was the name of Nigeria's President in 1981?