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ninovandross:
when i saw the subject of this post, i swear na BJ come my mind

na only bj?

Zita55:


Got nothing to say.

why?
say anything, say something

My friend has dated different ladies in the past, all has always been on the receiving-end - financially, emotionally, etc. Currently, he is dating a girl 4 years his junior and he needed pull some deal; however, he is short of money. The lady offered to assist.

He is a core-Igbo guy, never expecting help from others especially a woman.

He is wondering, if SHE IS THE ONE.

He is very happy at the moment.





What do you think?

MackBrooklyn:
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Oh Lord, please let me locate my own pastor daughter girlfriend too [/size]

seriously!


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sylvar02:
Odún nlo s'ópin o Baba mímó

Fi ìsó re só Wa o baba rere

Ohun tí ó pawá l'ékún o lópin odún


Ma jé kó selè sí Wa o

Baba rere....


Anyways



[size=20pt]E kú rècéssìon èní ooo [/size]

So Yoruba don get greeting for recession.... lol


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Crazy woman!

She wants to be in the World Record books.


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Nice one!


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Marriage no be by force.

Marry come divorce nko?

Marry come no get pikin?


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These Asian guys can feast on bug. Even UN Sec Gen wants promote bug eating as a high source of protein.


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uduak2016:
This post is a clear testament to what Gov Akpabio was saying about South West...sending mercenaries to destabilize other regions. Not just in physical destabilization but also via propaganda as we see daily on the vituperations and campaign of calumny against IPOB and militants, and labeling them as terrorist organization. Don't be also surprised that the hoodlums from Kogi who enter Anambra to destrupt Orient oil production could be yorubaa mercenaries doing this out of envy. This people can not live without Igbos....that's why they open threads about Igbos every day even at midnight. Igbos is their yardstick for measurement of their success.

As one gentlemen put it: Igbos compete solely among themselves because Igbos are confident in their abilities to trust each other's decisions, and that's why they want their own country. However Yorubaa don't compete among themselves but among Igbos because they dont trust each other's decision abilities, and that's why THEY DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE....PREFER ONE NIGERIA TO KEEP LOOKING AT THE IGBOS TO LEARN YET HIDE UNDER ONE NIGERIA USING PROPAGANDA DRAG FEET WITH IGBOS AS IGBOS ARE YOUR MATE. If you are man enough, agree to separation and you will know what Israeli is doing to its Arab neighbors is a child's play. Biaffran aircraft will be encircling Ooduo Republic and Arewa Republic everyday as a show of might and superiority...and pray that I Uduak is not manning that aircraft because I won't be merciful.

Uduak, you are 'mean' o! Abi na so you want make Biafrans operate. Please tone it down a little bit bro.

mightycrown1:
it is better to under go these bottlenecks now and get them right to enjoy later, than to enjoy now and suffer at the later end. bombing, banning, blocking etc.; will become history someday.
NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT AGAIN.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS BUHARI

You sound very much like the chickens and Boxer(the stallion) in the Animal Farm by Eric Blair George Owell.

I recall when VP Osinbajo accused Jonathan of not building one single road. Now Minister Fashola is accusing Jonathan of building roads but not paying the contractors.

Which one should we believe?

APC - A Party of the Confused.

TrueSenator:
It seems like a successful achievement now but at the long run......Niger Delta may loose because they may not have another round of investors to rebuild the damaged facilities ... I'll tell you a story;

A man started destroying his house because he was angry with his father......but he lived in that destroyed house when he resolved the issues with his father. Now his father has forgiven him......he has also forgiven his father....... but both of them lost the confidence and trust from their neighbours and colleagues.....they both experienced a drop in their income thus could not rebuild the house.....Now when the rain came.....he had to live in that same house.... na who loose .

Let's maintain these facilities for posterity sake....at least as a museum. Let's communicate our grievances in a peaceful way but to the right persons.

Please stop the anger and let's work out our differences.

It is called forcemajure. All the companies will return to invest so far oil remains a valuable commodity.

Ploy:
'I'm' is the contraction of 'I am'. While 'am' is a primary auxiliary verb 'to be' like: is, are, was, were, am, be, being, and been.
These auxiliary verbs could be used as helping verbs e.g.
I am eating
she is reading
They are also used as linking verbs e.g. I am a teacher

The difference between I'm and am is: I'm is the first person singular pronoun I and auxiliary verb am while 'am' is just an auxiliary verb that can't start a sentence. Hence, it's wrong to write: Am with you my yoriyori instead write I'm with you my yoriyori.

Apologies, I'm gonna blow your load technically.

Am is a verb, an auxillary verb and a noun. Thus 'am' can start a sentence. An example is the bolded sentence, the 'am' in that sentence is a noun and I used it to start sentence.

Correct me if I'm wrong......lol.

it's now telling....

hope ur phone is switched off ... Trapped in a closet by R. Kelly loading

wow!

ireneony:
you have never been there...don't say what u don't know.
So u think mafias are bokoharam. .kikiki
Mafias are all about making money.
They own most of the casinos in the world.

Guy go sleep

Here is a typical example. NHS having no records!

Trust medical staffs at your own peril.

By the way, there is a big market for organs in Eastern Europe and Asia; so why won't it extend to Mafia Italy.

ireneony:
you have never been there...don't say what u don't know.
So u think mafias are bokoharam. .kikiki
Mafias are all about making money.
They own most of the casinos in the world.

Guy go sleep

talk is cheap!

Guess you follow me everywhere I go!

MTN!

ireneony:
This story is fake.
The same italy that helps immigrants with housing and good health care

Italians are not like that.
I know because I know

Italy have one of the best health care in the world.

No wonder africa is a shirt hole. . All they do is sit down to fabricate stories.

Lazy bloggers. .anything for traffic.

At the capital of the Mafia world. Everything is possible.

good move....but what will happen to the owners?
I doubt if this will be possible at Ogbunabali PH.

ireneony:
My expectations were down.
I wanted ATL to home with the cup. U know the rest.....
That ORORO (Ronaldo) spoilt everything with his penalty.


Why do you support ATL?
Torres of course. I'm a fan of Liverpool. Torres was one of the best strikers in Liverpool

Pele! Recall that Real Madrid once had former Liverpool players - Dudek (2005 UCL keeper), Arebola (a powerful right-back) and Xabi Alonso (a midfield maestro).

YNWA! Hala Madrid! Up CR7!

It's a tough world.

Somethings are beyond our comprehension; thus, I surrender to God so as to provide with a shield against things I do know nor understand.

Immality:
Bias You said.... Euro and Copa American are fast approaching.... Don't have much to explain again cos I have already made my points.. Not hating anybody.... For scoring 6 goals against
Malmo, 5 against Shakhtar, 3 against Wolfsburg and
2 against Roma?
While disappearing against Psg, Mancity, and
Atletico?

The game against Wolfsburg at Madrid was a match filled by Cristiano, he didn't just achieve a hat-trick;
1. He was the chief motivator of the Real Madrid team
2. He was the 13th man in that game
3. He respected his teammates
4. He restored Real Madrid's hope of Champions League cup.


CR7 doesn't need to score against every team; he is 31 years - 2 years older than his Barcelona competitors like Suarez and Messi.

On the Copa Americana and European Nations Cup, Messi is out due to injury, Neymar won't provide much competition; only Suarez, Ronaldo, Bale, Pogba(the next New thing) can provide spectacular performances in their continents.

This season's ballon d'or should be a retirement gift to CR7.

Immality:
Ronaldo? Hope that's what you want to hear..
Judging from performance statistics CR7 don't even deserve to make d top 3 list.... He scores against d weaker opponents..... Check out his assists nd chances created....
Messi endured a bad soon through two months injury missing 10 matches but still yet he performed above expectation... Scoring 41 goals nd 23 assists.... Neymar said he was not at his best but still yet he scored 30 goals with 20 assists.... Ronaldo scored 51 goals nd assisted not more than 15 times.... he still played more matches that the Barcelona trio.... Suarez was too good nd fantastic in all aspect..... Smashing 59 goals in 54 matches with 22 assists.. Scoring 14 goals in 5matches..... Higuain , Lewy and Ibra was also fantastic.... I know people Will Still criticise but have made my points....

Your post is filled with bias. Your hatred for CR7 will not stop him from winning the Ballon d'or.
The only competition for ballon d'or will come from Suarez.

WhitegirlonNL:
Talk of tanning. Yes, i agree most white girls tan but they don't do it to look like any kind of women. It just makes them feel confident and not any less white.

Even when we go through surgical operations, its to enhance whats already there.
But black girls, not all tho, transform themselves completely and prefer Caucasian features all through.

What a hypocrite!

Big lips - black feature
big butts - black feature
big hips - black feature
dark/ebony/chocolate skin colour - black feature

If a white girl goes under the knife or exposes herself to radiation just to look more black, why are you here complaining?

Automatic is for disabled drivers ..... lol

Manual all the way!

kay29000:
Hey people, I graduated in 2006 with a B Sc in Geography (2nd Class Lower), and have been an entrepreneur since then. But right now, things ae really tight for me. What is the fastest job a graduate with no experience like me can get? Thanks in advance.

First, you are experienced. But you must continue your runs while you search for paid employment.

Midway!

SLIDEwaxie:
you won

nice one

SLIDEwaxie:
haba bros...I accept it may be a gator..but those habitat, u got them wrongly. Both are fresh water amphibians

Amphibians?? bros u can lie oooooooo.....just kidding


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