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Singing in Tope Alabi's voice... Aiye leeee ooo Ibosi oooo, aiye dorikodo ko yeni mo, Ibisapa ma gba oooo, ko yeniyan. How did the baby get inside the drum in the first instance? Evil people everywhere.

The Professor taught me a borrowed Management course when I was in part 3 then. But the main issue here is this, majority of these lecturers are into this kind of thing. There were lots of stories back in school then. And this thing is happening in virtually all the so called schools. I once had a female friend who was not that brilliant that fell into such trap. I could remember when I was told the said girl went to check her result ( results are sometimes pasted), and the lecturer failed her. The funny aspect was that when the lady saw the result she didn't know when she said, ' La duru bi bobo yi ... (she mentioned the name of the lecturer) se domi to, F lo fun mi", everywhere was silent.

I will like to meet a woman in Abeokuta, Lagos or Ibadan. 09062170138(WhatsApp) or call.

Na wa ooo. When shall we be save in this country?

After seeing something, he felt like hmmm there must be sweet in your heart. That is why he said sweetheart since then. You can give him the sweet if you like, but make sure you keep you heart... What am I saying self? Do you mean he should now call you bitterheart, Aren't you really sweet sweetheart?... After reading this, If you are indeed a sweetheart, smile but if it is the other way round,...close you eye.

All these Pastor Babalawo self. Na Ogun ( the god of iron) go punish you ooo. If not the that the secret is known now, people will start to be flocking the church and the Babalawo pastor will now become popular and the ignorant ones will now be shouting" olorun baba wa.....( name of the pastor), not knowing that they are actually calling something else entirely. Christianity is really sufferings in the hands of Africans.

All these Pastor Babalawo self. Na Ogun ( the god of iron) go punish you ooo. If not the that the secret is known now, people will start to be flocking the church and the Babalawo pastor will now become popular and the ignorant ones will now be shouting" olorun baba wa.....( name of the pastor), not knowing that they are actually calling something else entirely. Christianity is really sufferings in the hands of Africans.

"Bi Olorun ba ti gbeja eda, ki lo luwae tun binu fun".

well done ooo, more grace to your body. why you no kunkun remove the pant na.

Well done ooooo, more grace to you body.

If there is anything that I am tired of, it is this country. See their mouth

What is NANS nowadays? It is nothing but a toothless bulldog and a lion without courage. NANS is no longer for the interest of the common Nigerian students. When last did it do something to fight the course of the Nigerian students. Comrades ko, Comedians ni.

Since the day I heard that snake swallowed money in this country, I had given up completely on this country. I am not surprised that our so called leaders don't really have the sense to lead.

2019 is fast approaching the politicians will soon be campaigning, I am already planning to distribute "CATAPULTS" to people. Whenever they come with their political lies we would just use catapult to rain stones on them. By the time we do that to some of them, they will know that we only want leaders with vision to improve the living condition of the masses, not to be distributing Garri or giving youths cutlasses and other rubbish and calling it "youth Empowerment". The only vision they have is for their pockets only..." POCKET ENLARGEMENT"

After money, it is still money.

This is terrible. RIP

tooladapo:
many in christendom will be disappointed and have to live with open shame, disgrace and regret when they finally realize that freeze was right after all.

who condemned copernicus and galileo to death when they postulated that the earth was round, not flat?
answer: the church

the church said the earth was the centre of the universe, not the sun. the church was wrong

martin luther said we didnt have to pay indulgence for the forgiveness of our sins. this birth to protestantism.

if luther were alive today, he would weep and shame nigerian pastors just like prophet jeremiah did.

jesus, not any pastor, remains my standard, your standard.

freeze speaks truth. give your pastor your shit as tithe, whether he go collect

You are very right. Most of them do not even know anything about church history. They will never read. They are "anywhere belle face". Have you watched this Indian movie " Oh My God". You are gonna like it.

gentlemayor:
Here is another brain teaser for you folks...

500 naira

What should we now do about it? Raaadaaaraadaa

Oooooroooooo, could this be English? English is finally dead.

Why are some humans so wicked like this? Sooner she would say it is the handiwork of the devil, as if the devil knows about her wicked act.

andreawills96:
November 18 email Esekpu96@gmail.com

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jumxie:
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Fulani attacked... Train killed... snake swallowed..., na which problem be all these self, kilode? haaaa haa

Why are these people so heartless?

While some countries are begging their citizens to make love and have babies, some countries are promoting family planning. " ohun to koju si enikan, eyin loko si elomi".

interested... gbolahantolu@gmail.com

azimibraun:
I will study the law and see its provisions. But again, don't you think their action has led to an exposure and endangering of the young lady? This is Nigeria. That girl could be kidnapped for ransom just for being used by Diamond Bank. Young boys who didn't look her way may now see a prey to pounce on( if you know what I mean) Her father may as a result of this lose control of a decent child if by any means it gets to the girls head and she starts feeling like a star already and get carried away. She could be the person chasing the next advert through and agent who would want sex from her before helping out. I am not trying to make it look so bad but am just saying these are possible consequences of actions like this. Am just talking as a father with a daughter. A bachelor may see it differently.

If Diamond Bank mistakenly sue you for an undisclosed amount, me I were not there ooo...

ok.

Ok this plane, na my own. I park am because i wan get pure water since i no fit get for sky. Make una no vex.