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it is better to be slow than being clueless. Slow and steady wins the race, cluelessness wins nothing.

yes it is free in Nigeria, but in London and elsewhere you must pay... Na for Charity ooooooo

Your husband is like... going... going... just hoping you won't have something like... gone!!! By that time, you go come dey cry like ' egbere wey dem collect hin mat'. Abi you be Badoo ni?

o boy! you need ifaaa to put you through.

ooooo Orubebe, you see your life... I save my comment

TrishaP:
She?! How'd you know that is a she?

Once a snake is always a snake...

starlingslimnet:
You will have to take lessons on that

Once a snake is always a snake... hahahahahah

Law must be crazy!!! Some people make law that will favour them while some try to amend it for all. Are the people making the law blind to see that they ought to make move that will enable their salary to be reduced. Constitutional review!!! the only constitutional review that will be done quickly in Nigeria is the one that will favour salary increase for the political office holders, not that of reduction.

This guy made me remember a friend of mine, Deji. Luckily, we went to the same primary school. Even when we were in primary 3, our leg will need compass and the knowledge of longitude and latitude with bearing to find its way out of his canvass shoe then. He was even nicknamed 'Langer' in his secondary school and I do hear of him from people who were in the school then. The nickname was so popular. The last time we met after so many years, and I wanted to greet him, do you know that I had to raise my hand up as if I want to praise God and even looked up despite being 5.8ft tall and this my friend even had to bend down. hahahahahah ... but some are more equal than others.

It may be dangerous in its lifetime, but not in the pot of soup... SNAKE PEPPER SOUP!!!

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. People are wicked.

When I saw the word 'big', I was thinking I would see something big like 'tyre caterpillar' ( tractor's tyre) or at least like 'tyre molue'. Whaaaaaaat is big in this one my friend? It is long sha.

hmmmm!!! secular-sacredism or sacred-secularism.

saxywale:
That is a tortoise not turtle. otondo.

Tortoise Turtle, no be letter T start both, OK Ninja Tortoise.

Emi badoo, kin ma ladi, kin ma jedi , IRANU ABASHA...

gbolahantolu@gmail.com

Train it to become 'Ninja Turtle'

Ope ( Palm Tree)

OK o massive.

Huunnnnnnnnnnn (taking a very deep breath) having read what this candidate wrote with due consideration and consultation from the gods, this is my decision. In order to make heaven, I will simply give him or her a beautiful zero.

We are in the era of smartphone-stupidpeople.

He is wisely stingy and stingily wise.

'None is good' is the best. Thank you.

Aminat508:
Obamma please I news you here vote for Agarawu23

i see u

My vote goes to
AGARAWU23
CC NLJEGA

Hope they will be paid 'fighting allowance'?

This one don pass Waterloo o, na riverloo.

If you truly work while on earth to rest in peace, you will. Even if i wish or dont wish you.

I hereby refuse to believe this story because of her english. Anyway, maybe her neighbour's name is English.

Singing in Da-grin's voice: babe the thing wey i like for body na your idi nla... the way you dey swing am omo aya mi n ja, the way you dey swing am, you dey make me wonder... Heeheehee... so fi jor mummy ni abi ti mummy na hmmm... Ki lawon boys n rush fun, ki lon fe take ni be, mi mind to ba de le fun mi lole as take-away... Chorus. Na Da-grin o.

Some pple's brain need to be urgently examined before they treck from Earth to Pluto o... Trecking here, trecking there. Trecking everywhere. 'Aiye n se yin ni'. How many of these useless politicians fit treck for you?

Jonathan! Jonathan!! Jonathan!!! How many times did i call you? You see your life! Anyway, i have this to tell you,' your true friends are those who abandoned you before the election, but those who did after the election are your bad friends'.