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Haven't your heard of,' OWO EPO'.

Will you tell us that it will collapse before? With this yah lie madam, i think the devil is a learner.

Chai!!! This made me remember my Business maths lecturer who oneday told us about his conversion with a chiness man whom was one of the workers of a construction company working on the school compound. He approached him and asked him this question; How can you compare our school with your schools in China?. He said that the chiness man whose english was very bad replied him that,' over there in China, we dont think of comparing our schools with schools here in Nigeria. We compare our schools with schools in countries like US, UK and other well developed countries'. The Chiness man then futher said,' if not for the signpost that is at the entrance of the gate that has the name of the school on it, we wont have known that this place is a school, and that assuming the signpost is removed, the gate of the school is just opened without any hindrance, "going by the length and breath of the school, it is nothing but a farm settlement" Na so we just use our two hands grab our head, we con shout, ' yeee!!! Mo gbe' So in this situation i have nothing to say except to talk in 'Alakada's voice,' YEE! Mo gbe, mo ku, mo daran'

I can understand your pain man. Some families are just like that. But if i were you, i wont come to the public to actually embarrass them, i will just fold my arms, cross my legs and concentrate on my life, 'ko kan aiye' they will come back to beg me, 'ogun ko, ase ati agbara olorun ni' I once experienced some thing like this in my extended family, when i couldn't coup, i gave them Red Card. I dont have time for rubbish. From what i have known about life, it is good to have ' a responisble and reasonable' family, and one should be able to trust them to some extent, but when the trust and love that you have for some of the family member seem to be fading away, 'evaluate them; then promote, demote or terminate your relationship with them. You are the CEO of your life'. A yoruba adage says that, ' Karin kapo, yiye ni n yeni'. But a situation may arise in life when walking together wont just work out, in a situation like that, it is advisable to 'walk alone'. 'Bi karin kapo ko ba yeni, ki onikaluku rin irin e lo too too'. I like the yoruba adage that says that,' eni to so ebi nu, o so apo iya ko' but i think something is really missing that adage. It should be,' eni to ba so ebi 'gidi' nu, o so apo iya ko'. It may actually be the other way round sometimes. Some of our adages need to be reviewed, most especially when they seem somehow questionable on the path of justice, fairness and equity. How do you expect one to continue copin with a family that doesn't want your progress, and it isn't that when you have you dont give them, yet they aren't just happy about your progress. One with God is a majority.

What if the visitor refuses to leave after all these plans, sey i fit kill am? If u buy bed bugs #2000, and he/she buys OTAPIAPIA #100, bed bugs go die na bros. U be badmadooo.

YINKA, ORI EEEE O PE OOOOOO

baseg25:
lol if that happen i will trek form nigeria to america

Lol! Let us adopt new dimension because you no go fit trek. We shall both swim around the world.

baseg25:
lol if that happen i will trek form nigeria to america

Lol! Let us adopt new dimension because you no go fit trek. We shall both swim around the world.

More more... I want to hear all.

BRUTALITY!!! ( talking in shao kan's voice) You will... Flawless Victory.

Now i've seen it, what should i do about it?

waayoooo Allah... Kai... Chineeke... See as these theives are changing guns. When thieves change riffles, will the thieves not still be thieves? Are these not the same people deceiving people? With this massive defection, mark my word, APC may not last if care is not taken.

PROPAGANDA!

I sense April fool either.

A new Oxford
Dictionary Word ;
ORUBEBE. Noun: Orubebe.
Verb: Orubebize.
Adjective: Orubebious.
ORUBEBE means
someone that shouts in
a bid to disrupt an
event progressively
going on. You are free to
use the new word in
constructing your
sentences. For example:
I dont like him, he is too
orubebious. Another
example; We will not
allow you to orubebize
this peaceful action.
Now you can add
yours...

I've just told a guy to be calm like Jega, instead he is just shouting like ORUBEBE... Abeg warn him o before i jegarize him. Watch out for ORUBEBE as a new Word in Oxford Dictionary. ORUBEBE means someone who shouts or someone that wants to disrupt something in progress. Noun: ORUBEBE. Verb: ORUBEBIZE. Adjective: ORUBEBIOUS.

'David Mark' fifth time! Na only him dey for en state ni. Abi na en family business.

Fight corruption if you want to survive

Finally, the change we seek has come. Persistency sometimes pays. Congratulations General Buhari.

Joshuadon:
Am shy to comment

This is still a comment.

soundtruth:
The real Nigeria is a jungle.

The jungle has just only one law ; you either eat or you are eaten.

NW THEY HAVE FAILED, THEY WONT BE CALLED TO BAR. Advise: If you are not called to bar, call the bar to yourself, simple. BAR MAN, BRING 2 BOTTLES OF ...

luvola:
gambler gambler

Sey if you no comment you go die ni!

ope ooo. Ov 2.5

The old woman just arrived from the market. Now, i could see both of them.

As at the time wey i check, na the young girl i see. I tried to see the old woman but i was told she left for the market!

Halleluyah! Eagles are .................... today. (winning, losing)

Mathematics has refused to give Nigeria any chance. Except Nigeria wants to 'hijack' the chance. For now... NO MATHEMATICAL CHANCE

Wetin u talk say she do jare? Hmmmm! She friend-zoned you for 5 years. That is just too critical like Guiness Critical Assignment. If she could do that i dont see what will stop you from friend-zoning her for like 10 years. I promise you that before the 10 years of friend-zoning end, both of you would have migrated to the ENEMY-ZONE... All na zoning formular.

I am not sure whether it is or it is no. We shall conduct research about it.