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See fat lie, I use 43 and my cucumber no near tiny ever...

1k retweet for a date? She gonna be asking for a million retweet if kpanshing wan de involve. The guy and those who helped him retweet de jobless and guess what na the guy go still foot the bills ooo. How some foolish guys de desperate on top this kind matter just de amazing...

I don't listen to this baby ass rapper called Offset, old school all day everyday.

Boxers and singlet when I have a whole lotta of them abi I resemble traditional dancer? Worse part she would be expecting me to bring down the world for her on her birthday. Dash me that shit and I dash one of my boys in the hood

I no fit kneel down de propose ooo, call it pride I don't care.

Where the freshness de? I ain't a hater though lol

See her rejected burnt offering fingerz

Hahahaha before she wan beat am ne? Naira Marley fit employ am after that maybe

Chai let me call my friend who's immigration officer, I need to relocate real quick

Eh e be like dem don snatch her boyfriend tire now she's on revenge mission

I remembered when I went out with my Gee, invited couple of girls to come join us at this beautiful garden here in Abuja. They turned up and damn I was shocked when I heard "pass that blunt son" lol 3 of them. Dem plenty but you no go know

Nairaland feminist, breakfast is ready....

The mighty iroko tree has fallen, rest in peace to the dead. One minute silence y'all for the fallen heroes...

Congratulations AJ

Bro I love that part you talked bout spending more on your niqqaz than 'em biaatchhes. Ah swear down keep it up cuz for me my niqqaz all day every day first before 'em biaattccchheeess. Uhm before I forget, nah you're ain't stingy....

Number 1 Number 2 & Number 3 all combined lol

Mekzico:
LUST!

Thank you sir, I didn't notice the mistake

You're nice, na so

Foolish boy, see as the girl de use am shine now. If him die las las another niqqa go continue digging while he is rotting in the grave

Why is the biiaaaattccchhh swearing curses on the sugar daddy? Ah dont get it and now she bout to infect every niqqa that comes her way. Seriously you wouldn't see me, my friends and my fellow Nairalanders cuz your papa sent you to school to learn not to go hunting for sugar daddy harvesting his cassava

Many of my oga's dem for here have written countless times that lotta girls can sleep with anything long as there's money involve, na him be this. Dog, dog and now she's getting wet when a dog walk pass her.

Abeg make dem hold the girl before she loose guard start de rape dogs wey de area to death cuz this one don pass serious case. Damn biiaaatrccchhh I duff mah hat for ya, somebody lean back holla at ya neighbor like neighbor, hold ya dog tight man...

Can you imagine. I'll take my pre wedding shot riding a lion cuz my eyes have seen too much mumu styles. The guy sef de shine teeth, like person wey never see kpekus before

Advert she's looking for a client...

That shit is Bae, I am so single but getting my flex on anytime any day no strings attached...

doggedfighter:
With which number? Use the call time to go work or learn a skill.

So person wey de work or learn a skill no suppose call God for more blessings abi?

Things de happen, how this man wan de get erection for him daughter sef na him de worry me. Pikin wey you born, watch growing up right before your own very eyes and you got the mind to kpansh the same girl and even wife her, damn damn damn...

Dear Lord
I've been calling, every night and day answer my call

How wuna de worry on top matter wey no make sense sef de worry me.

Which country you de Bruce make I follow you cuz no be for Nigeria u go de dream this kind dream so