Afamed:


Always sad when you hear good news.
The fuel scarcity in few states, Abuja, Kaduna, Kogi as of today has been resolved and normalcy is returning.
SS, SW,SE no single case of fuel scarcity, but you are bitter about the reduction in Jet A fuel, you have to bring your propaganda tools in place

Just de lie, I just de enter Abuja like this and queue still de

Oya de come back toh

I no know, na till i don chop one hungry man and 2 eggs for mallam place omo. APC na disaster wallahi

Amen thumma amen
Omo this bachelor life no funny again

I had an accident, broke my thigh in 2 like the bone separate from each other. I was taken to hospital immediately and I was discharged a day after and went for traditional and now alhamdulillah i am okay.

It's better abeg

APC miscreants will start shouting fake news now

They will still loot this money, na that one de pain me pass. I don park my car sha, make I rest small fly bike

...on colos

Lol him blood de hot as Tinubu don give us welcome package. I don rush go do full tank biko

Space booked

CilicMarin:
See his head

Subhanallah, you're not even concerned about the injury, na the head be your problem.

I was strolling around my hood this evening, I sighted this funny banner

Eye service

Senseless biaatchhh, see how she is paying respect to her dead mother.

What are the two things that can keep you home all day?

Fearyourcreator:

Obama smokes too

Yeah I know boss

Spicycat:


What's wrong in smoking cigarette.

I didn't say something was wrong with it, I am a stoner myself. I only put the picture shikenan but not with the intents to criticize him for smoking

Oya come and force us to support him na

E better as e no follow gum body with our incoming president Peter Obi before e betray us. If he can betray his fellow brother

geladinho1:

Hahahaha but borrowing is not bad thing na. Oga boss

Boss this one bad cuz we no see wetin dem use am do

OBIdient is da way forward

I am even surprised we are not number 1 cuz na this country de top list for every bad thing

This man no de use tradition play at all

I just finished drying my cloth at that same spot, I was sitting outside trying to observe my afternoon prayer when I saw these 2 snakes playing, jumping on top each other. I called my neighbor and we killed them both.

I am really scared for my neighbor kids that play around the compound carelessly all the time.

I be northerner but Peter Obi be my sure candidate. All day everyday

Please, how old are you?

Dickjo:



ok so u sayin u eat swallow in front of white women..abi?..and then u get upset when they call u monkey...bro, apat from the way u look, hav u ever bennnto London sir?(no oofenese)

Mr London Sir

What has been to London got to do with me eating swallow in public comfortably? I am not a slave to people opinion about me...

Which kind mumu question be this? Gimme swallow with draw soup join am sef even in front of Kim K I go chop am

I am just wondering

Emmydarsy:
I met this friend of mine, Ayo during our school days in one of the schools in ondo state, that was in 2005. Infact, we got along with eachother immediately we met when doing our course registration, since we were admitted into same Accounting dept. Afterwards, we got so closed to a point where we had to share the same room till our final year. So, while in 200l, I was dating a 100l girl, which happened to be the only babe I was dating in school, even though I had one other I was dating in Lagos before I got admission. There was much love between us that almost everyone on campus knew about our relationship. It was just like we were married. I dated this babe till our first semester, 400l before I began to observe some changes about her which I never knew and understood the cause till we finished from school, went for service and all go out different ways. Ay, on the other hand used to be those serious type that would read and study on their own after lectures, spend most times in the library, which made his social life bored, that he only managed to have only one particular girl and their relationship never seems to last. But that never changed the fact that we were good friends who helped eachother in all manners of ways, financially, spiritually, educationally all through our stay in school, and even till present. Now, here is the point....After school, I lost contact with this said girl and she became the past but Ay has been there as my usual friend, even though we base in a different state. We are used to travelling to attend any special occasion of ours. I'm married with kids and he is married too with kids, and life has been fair to us, atleast.
But last month, this my ex sent me a request on FB and we got each other's contact, so after so much conversation thereafter, there was a confession and revelation from her about my friend. In a nutshell, Ay told her about the girl I was dating in Lagos, that each time, I say I want to travel to Lagos to go see my parent and fetch some money, it's a lie, that it's my Lagos gf I was missing and going to check upon. Well, which was truely part of the reason I do travel then, as I will always tell my friend about my Lagos gf. That he further told her I never loved her and was playing on her. And this my babe was always comfortable staying and sleeping in our room then even when am away as she is just so fond of our side. Laslas Sha, that my Friend took advantage of her n they bleeped. That it was because of that she gave me and "us" distance, as she couldn't look both of us in the face, that she was ashamed of herself. Lol, A scene of over 15years got fresh in my memory and got me wondered. She asked abt him, that do we still talk? I told her Yes! And she begged me not to tell him, that I should just forget it, since we all are happily married now. Cos she is married too with her own kids. I had to call Ay and ask because, he was and still a good friend to the best of my knowledge. To my surprise, even before I asked him, he already had a hint of what I wanted to ask him, because I first asked him if he remember her(mentioned her name) and he said yes, that did I come across her somewhere, I said yes, that she reveal some things to me, lol. He immediately start begging that it's been long he had wanted to tell me himself and apologized. I told him it's okay....that I genuinely forgive him, just that i was surprise and never believe. Even, If he had deny that she lied against him, I might probably be forced to believe him. So I told him it's cool, that have forgiven him. But the question is, till date, if he has any business in Lagos, he still come to my house to pass the night, even when am on night shift. Is it advisable to still trust him 100%? Note: Aside this stain, Ay is a nice guy and would do anything within his capacity for me as a friend!!!

AY bleep up man if you asked me, he snitch on you and still kpansh the babe join. You just gotta be careful though...