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Culture / Re: 10 Things Ghanaians Know About Nigerians by salam001(m): 12:07pm On Dec 20, 2013
o'boy:
If everybody is talking,this abua ghanaians WILL also be talking,chai,uwa mu,,,ndi chukwu ji njo were bu onu cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
if ghanaians are insults all others they shouldnt even try insulting igbos,forgot how we help you low-lifes,petrodullard,you even know onitsha,your grandfather might have hustled there in his youths,those days ghanaians were all over the east scaring kids with their butt-ugly faces
abeg make una no vex mua o
are you minding these sick people who feel the only way to get fulfilment is by always engaging Nigerians (who dont even know that a country like gayna exists) in their useless arguements and fights
mtchewwww

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Warns Against Distortion Of Yoruba History by salam001(m): 2:28pm On Dec 10, 2013
did oduduwa really fall from the sky?,i wish i was there to ask him if oduduwa was an astronaut or winch

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Culture / Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by salam001(m): 9:24am On Dec 08, 2013
Nigeria: Ndokwa Not Igbo? It
is Politics, Not Anthropology!

BY PINI JASON, 3 OCTOBER 2006
OPINION
In 1992, in the heat of Gen. Ibrahim
Babangida's convoluted transition
programme, a friend from Delta State with
whom, in the 70s, we formed the addicted
patrons of Fela's Shrine, from Kakadu to
Surulere Night Club, came to see me in my
office at Bishop Oluwole Street, Victoria
Island. Because of Mallam Abba Dabo,
publisher of the Insider Confidential
Newsletter, which I edited, our Bishop
Oluwole office was one of the hubs of
politics then. In fact, the Liberal Convention,
with my friend Chief Ojo
Maduekwe as Gen. Secretary, was formed in
our Insider office. And so we got into
political discussion, which sometimes
strayed into disputation settled over bottles
of beer. My friend from the Igbo-speaking
area of Delta (then Bendel) confided to me,
what he called his political strategy. He said
to me, look, there is no doubt that I am Igbo.
I know that, and every Nigerian knows me
as such. But as a political strategy, it suits me
to identify with the minorities. As a minority,
I have a better chance politically, than to
identify with the majority Igbo and get
swamped by their number. As a minority, I
can contest any post and maybe win. But
among my brothers, I cannot even emerge
at a local government level. And true, my
friend was one of the "political champions"
in Bendel then! I understood him perfectly.

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Culture / Re: Delta Igbo, Bendel Igbo: What Does That Even Mean. by salam001(m): 12:45am On Dec 07, 2013
i love my brothers from delta state,i never knew this guy is from delta state,FRANCIS ODEGA,his dialect is exactly like that of onitsha ado n'idu people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD7rTjV2SJo&gl=NG&hl=en-GB&guid=&client=mv-google
Culture / Re: The Ancient Town Of Awka: Fragments Of Its History, Traditions And Culture by salam001(m): 9:09am On Oct 23, 2013
o'boy:
this your own dialect dey one kind o
lol madt boy
Radoillo:

Sounds a bit like what I know about Enuani. I'm guessing he's from there, or from the part of Anambra closest to Enuani.
i am from idemili south anambra state,yah,i hear some delta igbo call market ashia like we do in my town but you know due to the lack of written history like many other igbo towns we cant possibly say where we came from,but am guessing we might have had some relationship with the aniomas in the past
Science/Technology / New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by salam001(m): 10:46pm On Oct 22, 2013

According to a new study
published in The New England Journal Of
Medicine this week, human beings were
never meant to wake up after falling asleep,
but were rather supposed to remain in a
deep, peaceful slumber until eventually
expiring. “Our research team of
evolutionary biologists conducted an
extensive and thorough examination of
human physiology, past and present, and
determined that human beings were, in
their ideal state, supposed to be born,
spend a solid 12 hours awake as an infant,
and then lie down for a tranquil, dream-
filled sleep from which they would then not
awaken,” lead researcher Dennis Zeveloff
said of the findings, which also suggest
that life for early man was not supposed to
last longer than one day. “Eventually, after
spending three or four weeks lying
comfortably in bed, humans were meant to
just slide directly into death. In fact, the truly
optimal state toward which human
evolution aspired was for all individuals to
succumb to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
almost instantly after exiting the womb.”
The study concluded that, based on these
findings, coma patients should be
considered among the most highly evolved
humans on the planet.
[url]www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-w,34288/?ref=auto[/url]
www.news.nom.co/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-6688702-news/
Culture / Re: The Ancient Town Of Awka: Fragments Of Its History, Traditions And Culture by salam001(m): 9:47pm On Oct 22, 2013
intresting thread
you make me remember my own dialect,in my own dialect
ife/ihe = ishe
ofia/ohia = oshia
ifele/ihere = ishele
Sports / Re: Pastor T.b Joshua Predicts Dat Spain Wil Beat Nigeria 8-0 by salam001(m): 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2013
This na typical


.
Beer palour gist

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Romance / Re: Songs That Makes You Think Of Your Ex. by salam001(m): 1:53pm On May 17, 2013
For me it is
Caroooo...........yellow sisi
Carooooo........yellow sisi
Caro take my money follow onyibo
Onyibo run away....caro dey cry
cry
Damn i hate remembering her cry

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Politics / Re: Lagos Jails 120 Beggars, Deport 1,708 Others To Their States by salam001(m): 1:00pm On May 17, 2013
Ekoo go still baje
Politics / Imo Government Begins Payment Of Stipends To School Children by salam001(m): 7:42pm On Apr 29, 2013
Imo State government has begun the payment of stipends to school children aswell as distribution of school materials to public schools in the state.
While inaugurating the programme at Owerri City School, Governor Rochas Okorocha said the exercise was aimed at encouraging school children in their studies and further creating conducive environment for learning.
The governor, who was represented by his wife, Nneoma Okorocha, said secondary schools pupils would receive N500, while their counterparts in primary schools would receive N300 every term.
“I am here to flag-off the payment of your stipend. Of course, you know that the governor loves you so much, with much interest in your education and future. His watchword to students is hardwork,” the governor’s wife told the pupils.
She further described education as a vital instrument to a child’s development, adding that the present administration would remain committed to transformingthe education sector
http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/imo-pays-stipends-to-school-children/
Culture / Re: Complaints And Notice Thread. Be Serious! by salam001(m): 7:23pm On Apr 29, 2013
Who be this anti spam bot self?,,,Please kindly unban and view the hidden topic plsss
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Politics / Re: Francisca Okeke & Eucharia Nwaichi Win L’Oréal-UNESCO Award by salam001(m): 7:57pm On Apr 02, 2013
vizboy: Nice. Am proud to be a NAIJA BOY
am proud to be an Igbo boy

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Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 9:22am On Mar 31, 2013
This one that everybody wants to claim a piece of Anambra,hian
Anambra obodo Oma,Anambra Obodo dike
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 10:09pm On Mar 30, 2013
ChinenyeN:

Eehn? You be nwa Nri?! Jhahu wo nnu. Don't worry. My pipu go soon introduce you to true indigenous life, hnw'uru and all. Haha
thanks but no thanks
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 9:54pm On Mar 30, 2013
ChinenyeN:

Lol come make we chop hnw'uru 2geda.
mbanu,nwa Nri will rather eat Dog or Python
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 9:39pm On Mar 30, 2013
ChinenyeN: Looooool. Abegi, I am a proud Ngwa, and I'm not denying Nri footing in the formation of 20th century Igbo ethnicity, but please. You Eri spawn should know your limit. When communities surrounding you are pointing and calling you settlers; when communities near and beyond don't even recognize your name or your eze; you should simply know then to shut up.
na so e dey pain u reach eh?
hmmm,ngwa ke!,i fear u from today,i heard human flesh known as 'ajuri' is a delicacy in your Area,how true?
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 4:49pm On Mar 30, 2013
This is one of the funniest threads i have ever seen on Nl,hilarious if you ask me
i would say Igbo are one cos if not then tell who are the aborigines and who are the Migrants and how come they speak one language but different dialects
Politics / Re: Rehabilitation Of Enugu-PH Road Raises Hope On Enugu-Onitsha Road by salam001(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2013
Hit like if you want Gej for president 2015
Hug wet transformer if you dont want him

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Politics / Re: WAR: Soldiers Move Into Aguleri (anambra) by salam001(m): 4:26pm On Mar 29, 2013
Me_Aboki:

Oh lawd, God help my ppl, a hungry Igbo man on the loose, last sighted sharpening his canine teeth (genetically modified for slicing human flesh) with Aboki on his menu. WARNING, WARNING, all Hausas in the SE should take cover, because the CANNIBALS are on a war path, Abokis will be welcomed to their cooking pots.
seriously,it fascinates me whenever i see an educated Aboki

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Politics / Re: WAR: Soldiers Move Into Aguleri (anambra) by salam001(m): 4:12pm On Mar 29, 2013
Our Yansh:

Heebo cry-babies doing their thing....

angry
A child is not beaten the day he spills oil but the day he pours the dirt from the kernel
so we warn before we fight unlike you people who depends on your 'Ancestors' to fight for you in this computer Era
Shame

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Doing A Good Job In Onitsha. by salam001(m): 12:01am On Mar 29, 2013
Lol,Discussing with yourself with your alternate monikers,mtcheew,go get a life,A real one
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Doing A Good Job In Onitsha. by salam001(m): 11:43pm On Mar 28, 2013
kasiem: it's quite unfortunate that u are d one making urself risible here. Obi eribe moi moi ebe ika na afucha beans
And you are?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Doing A Good Job In Onitsha. by salam001(m): 11:24pm On Mar 28, 2013
bestview:

You do not know where you visited. Maybe you were in your dreams thiking about your poor state of origin.

Onitsha has really changed for good starting with Headbridge which now has 8 lanes with lighting and beautification. ANSEPA is cleaning the city and entire state steady and as when due. Virtually all the roads in the city are being reconstructed.

With the berthing of Shoprite, 5star hotels and major investors in the city -Onitsha is reborn
keep deceiving your self,dummy
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 9:28pm On Mar 28, 2013
NRI PRIEST:

Kaaaaabooooom! Laugh wan tear my belle! Nwanne,na eziokwu,nwata adi ebu nnia uzo amuta diokpa! Onye obuna sili na Ana Nri adiria mma nya gupu onwie na Igbo....Umu Nri di uso! Deme nu!
its high time we nip this "Nri from Igala" nonsense in its bud maka na Busu si na ife me na o yuo Nsi o jiri aja kpochie ya bu maka na o diro a fia aru,ife mmadu a ho ife onye ozo
if we keep mute,the lie will spread as fact
Culture / Re: The Marvelous Culture Of The Igbos And Igboland by salam001(m): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2013
The many lies of the Igboukwu people,Nri was never Igala,what an intresting rebuttal http://www.igbofocus.com/html/nri_is_the_focus_in_igbo_.html
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Doing A Good Job In Onitsha. by salam001(m): 6:21pm On Mar 28, 2013
Is it the same Onitsha that i visited last week or is there Another one?
Truth is Onitsha is still dirty and with the same bad road as it has always been,no improvement
Politics / Re: Oluwole Awolowo Is Dead? by salam001(m): 12:33am On Mar 28, 2013
Rip to you even though i know you not
Politics / Re: Robbers Write Letters To Lambe, Ogun State Residents by salam001(m): 11:00pm On Mar 27, 2013
Only in Oodua people's republic

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