bunmioguns: Salami, are you a learner? Why must u quote the whole thread without a single comment

Boicc:
as an enugu brought-up...i tink its "kedu ka i di? OR ke ka i di?"

bunmioguns: D human body mark as unread.




The human body is a machine dt's ful of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave u wondering why in d heck we were designed d way we were.


Scientists says d higher ur I.Q d more u dream.

The largest cell in d human body is d female egg. D smallest is d male sperm.

You use 200 muscles to take one step.



The average woman is 5 inches shorter than d average man.

Your big toes have two bones each while d rest have three.


A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.


A full bladder is roughly d size of a soft ball.


The acid in ur body is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.


The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much info as d encyclopedia britannica.



It takes d food seven secs to get to ur stomach.



The average human dream lasts 2-3 secs.


Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of d liver than men wit hair.


At the moment of conceptions, u spent abt half an hour as a single cell.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of ur feet.



Ur body gives off enough heat in 30 mins to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.


The enamel in ur teeth is d hardest substance in ur body.


Ur teeth start growing 6 months before u are born.


When u are looking at someone u love, ur pupils dilate nd they do d same to someone u hate.









Ur thumb is the same length as ur nose.









Nd now i bet dt if u read dis,

















u put ur thumb to ur nose.....










JUST TO CHECK

Afam4eva:
You don't mean it...She spoke that Mbano dialect perfectly.

Afam4eva:
So, you've watched that movie. I fell in love with that dialect too after watching that movie. I've been hearing that dialect but never knew it was Mbaise dialect. I never also knew that Queen Nwokoye who was the lead in that film was from Mbaise(i think). I watched another Igbo movie that she acted and she spoke an Anambra dialect perfectly.

chidyhels: I wud luv to learn Abakiliki dialect,i can understand other igbos except them.
...plus mbano(or somethin like dat in imo state) The movie 'Adure' made me fall in love with it

Lilonion: Garri no get advert but e sell pass indomie.

No matter how toms sell e go sell pass slippers.

If you never thief meat from pot before then your mama no sabi cook.

A girl who laughs at your dry joke during first date no get transport fare go back home.

The only woman who knows where her man is every night na widow.

Bowell university is the only uni you find people kissing wife with there both eyes wide open so as not to get caught.

Say hausa man poor no mean say e no fit afford to buy transitor radio.

You cant kneel down to greet your parents but you fit kneel down give your gf flower, una go explain for judgement day.

If the alarm of a china phone no fit wake you up forget you don die.

To listen to cool fm just put your radio for fridge.

Is a small world no mean say you fit trek from your house reach malaysia.


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patrick89: yes wen u must have gone to all these places i mentioned. Becos i undastand dat u reasn through the anus' go to all these places and see if u wil encounter any mobility difficult like pool of water acros d road or big pot holes!

Paschal007:
There's no pictures to show jare. If you go near unizik junction or govt house the only thing you'll see is huge billboards of Peter Obi advertising how he distributed 10 laptops to schools or built a library(with no books) or constructed drainage(like that's not his job). It's crazy men, i've not seen anything he's doing except sounding like woman. If you enter Awka ehn. Smh