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VeryWickedMan:


Use eku gum to hold him there till night

Pour him hot water

Buy a dog

Buy a machete and make sure he sees it the day you bring it in. Practice cutting down a random tree branch so that he can see how well you use it.

Bleep your gf or olosho very loudly

Play porn at high volumes so amebos can see his face whenever they investigate

Arrange a calabash with red cloth or idols on your verandah

When next he comes, go upstairs and sit by his own door or verandah without saying a word

U will share out of her jail term.

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Rub it with hot liquid peppper

Kingsnairaland:
Funny.

Only if you know the actual number of Ukraine General that has been sent to the spiritual under world called death you guys will weep for ukraine.

Ask USA officials Antony J. Blinken he wept when he saw how Russia was decimating Ukraine forces in the battle field.

God bless putin God bless mother Russia.

Ode, if Man City and West brom play in FA cup final who do you think would win?
When the the match enter extra time and Man City could still not beat dem in extra time



Werey fool-tin made mouth as if he would finish Ukraine in less than 24 hours.......now he don loose almost all his kinsmen in Ukraine n due to shame he cannot withdraw his men.

Gloriyah:
Yes, she needs to have an experience or something relating to the course (A short course she did, volunteering job or previous study)

You can’t apply for masters telling them you think you can do the course and excel with nothing to back it up with.

Thanks ma.

Hello,

Kindly assist, I need urgent advise.

My wife studied Chemistry with 3rd class, she applied for B.Sc Biomedical Science n Derby University offered her admission but I later realised that she can't go with any dependent since she applied for Degree.

Now she want to applied for another course, Pg (Dip) Community Specialist Practice (District Nursing) precisely.

Pls my question is must she has experience in Nursing before she can be admitted into Pg (Dip) Community Specialist Practice (District Nursing).

Then, Kindly suggest any other course she can apply for as well as University in UK.

As u do so, God almighty will bless u in Jesus.

Thanks in anticipation.

Realteeyee123:
A friend is selling this thinking of buying it he said 160k iphone Xsmax

Should I go for it?

Why dont u just go for a new phone.......that fone could end ur friendship with ur friend if care is not taken.

My opinion though.

Hdanny:
I’m not in the UK bro, someone residing in the UK just break it down for us.

What’s your take on that?

Kudos bro for saying the truth.......u deserved to be awarded as one of the only faithful Nigerians.

tsnoop:
2003/04 Honda Civic

Neatly paint, clean fabric seats,super cool Ac , 4plug n lots more..

Price: #850k

Phone : 07033870556

Location: Surulere Lagos

N450k?

tfash96:
you're a fool

Without offending u?............No problem sha.

It's office snake, sometimes it comes to see his oga at home.

Let me start by saying, thank you and God bless......please I will like to ask; what fee do I need to pay after getting offer and paid the first part payment of £3k deposit fee. Would I have to pay the balance before leaving the country in Sept or after I get to UK? And please what are the payment I have to pay? Like visa fee n Co.

Basicend:
I am from Kwara State and I know Saraki is a bloody thief.

I will never support PDP, coz they are very purposeless and corrupt too.

But among the top 3 candidates ( who are also armed robbers), Saraki is the most vibrant and best choice PDP could have presented after Peter Obi.

Nigeria is not ready for freedom yet, all.

In a sane climate, people like Atiku, Tinubu should be behind bars now and not boldly contesting from presidency.

Am very sure, na u dey take first position in ur class till u finish sch cos ur sense is too much.

True talk bro......if APC should field Jabagan against Atiku, sensible pple will go for OBI.

Let him give MNK n fight for d actualization of Biafra is dead.

op.

donaldking10:
over here in Pluto it get too cold to click any link.
maybe our brothers on earth might have a change of mind.

Aliens will be on the lose if I click any link here in Mercury.

Ordinary calculations.

Spur n Chelsea referee.

He hates Arsene wenger and Arsenal.

Yahoo way of getting job ........congratulations bro.

Thomthom:
If I call prophet that came before Oyedepo by name such as Elijah in the bible and the rest and even Jesus Christ of Nazareth without adding papa Jesus Christ of Nazareth then why can't I type oyedopo as Oyedepo abeg make una dey calm down for this religion thing abeg

He don take am personal

Thomthom:
Mfm, Redeem. that oyedepo church I have forgotten that name... I believe u will be saved with these churches.. But are u ready to give away ur wealth... if you are not ready Dnt bother yourself..

Oyedepo na ur mate? See ya mouth.


Na winners or living faith church.

utibe1995:
This one just got me a movie title..... Devil save Devil season 1

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Faber:
Op I know a man who can save you from the Devil.

He will save you. Very real. His name is Daniel Webster. A US seer and occultic attorney, but your Wealth will vanish.

The man saved one guy like that, Tom Walker from the Devil. The Devil blessed Tom Walker who was poor, but later wanted his soul. Na Daniel Webster saved him.

Movies don scatter dis one head

They even kill ezenmo too

[quote author=Terrence99 post=112994988]By midnight, you dey beg. Your life is completely damaged.

Hisbah21:
coward take ur pills and go to church or hustle

Animal na so dem catch one of ur Eleribu commander with married woman for hotel.


https://www.nairaland.com/6419910/hisbah-commander-arrested-hotel-married

Hisbah21:
The main issue is that if the security are allow to handle Deborah issue,i'm sure she will go free,alot had done that and are walking free. so now we are in full support of what they did to her,next someone will dare say ill about our beloved prophet.

to those that will quote me,reserve it and go to sokoto and shout what you are about to type pls

U must be craze, it will never be well with you and your co-killers, You shall experience same thing........mutherfucker.

Oduskid:
We are the one sir

come to adepite street at computer village ikeja to change the phone sir

U want to collect the remaining money from dem abi?