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KanwuliaJara



when will you be nice

Another style for outdoor children party is that while making the environment children friendly you can rent bouncing castle. It shouldn't pass 3,000 naira then do chicken and chips with tomato ketchup if you don't want to do rice. That one too is cheap. Buy potatoes of 500naira worth, dice it, spice it up and fry it then buy full chicken .that one is about 1200 naira.. Then make sure you don't buy native chicken aka nigerian chicken. They're not fleshy at all, very stubborn to kill and their bone strong pass chewing stick. Buy those imported chicken. You will get it for at most 1700 naira.ketchup is like 450 naira . food is settled

it is the little Foxes prowling all over nl and provoking me in the name of trolling and slandering that gets on my nerves

Ahen you were saying something about caprisone.what did you say you found in it?


my baby loves caprisone a lot so I use to buy it a lot, what's inside it

edwife:
That was great,you are definitely an owambe addict.
Now this is the sambarry i wish more to see,not the trouble maker.

chop kiss we have made up....

@caprisol careful with that juice,it's nasty-some funny stuffs were found inside the pack.

Your body and internal organs are adjusting to the new system you have imposed on it. Leave it like that . Moreover if you are not hungry drink more water it will wash away all the debris your body has accumulated through food over the years

Ronie24:
Thank U all for contributn. Rili appr8 it bt dat parlour parry won't do cos my living is quite small

if it will not do do it in front of your house in the compound. Just monitor the children very well. If you feel like spending more sef you can add caprisone 25 naira to the list and put it inside souvenir. 25 naira x9=225naira. Then buy small pieces of gizzard tell them to mix it with meat everything 300 naira. When you get home dice it Into small pieces like tinko and soak it inside oily stew and put it inside foil and then inside the souvenir That's fair enough it will make the souvenir richer and full

tell the parents to drop their kids and go as it is STRICTLY FOR KIDS so you won't be spending extra entertaining adults. Tell them by 4pm they should come and pick up their children. Party starts by 10 am and closes by 4pm
I'm giving you options. If you don't want it this way you can do it that way. The koko is that the kids are happy. Remove all breakable plates and cups before they break it and the reason I said yo should give them plastic bottles is so that they won't break bottle or a child won't step on broken bottle. As much as possible you have to minimise every form of hazard they can be prone to

cococandy:
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coco shoyoyo you too you're buying land


I will collect omo onile money o

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] I still wonder how career, marriage and parenthood can make people forget their parents !!


It beats my imagination..... Is it really possible?[/color]

you nor know say when work envelope you and you are given a target by your boss and you know other people are competing with you to rise to the ladder you won't know when you will forget your family. Not that you deliberately want to do it or they don't mean anything to you but you want to impress your boss and show you are hardworking
you want to please your wife, siblings or parents that you have now been promoted to the position of a director
so many people looking up to you that you don't even realise when work takes its toll on your family .


Abi don't you see in some instances where husband is working in enugu, wife in abuja, parents in Port Harcourt, siblings in kaduna or ibadan, children in lagos. It's only when maybe a cousin calls and says Richard is getting married that's when you will start considering taking leave from work to catch up with your family and relations and that's even if your boss grants you the leave


if oga didn't approve of your leave how many of your siblings or wife or parents will understand. Sometimes sef that's the begging of family fight


Wife will start resenting the husband and say since Alex got that job he has not had time for us . He hardly comes home. Fight will start. Sibling will say John is now proud. He doesn't come to pay us a visit always claiming busy busy and it was all of us who prayed for him to get a job . except you're blessed with an understanding family




I remember when my grandma was alive my mom and some of her siblings didn't have time to see my granny. Not that they didn't love her but were very busy .They only send money to her and my grandma will say she doesn't want money its them she wants to see. No amount of money they send to her will be okay except they personally come and see her. So my mom and some of her siblings were like shebi so and so persons usually comes and see you and even spends time with you. So and so sent her children to yoy to keep you company and represent her.she said she's not still satisfied. I want to see all of you in my house. At that point every one had to find a way to see maami.shortly after there was a full house she was so excited and happy. She said even if they don't buy her anything she already has everything because her children were around. She hugged every one of them , prayed for them and bonded with them. It wasn't up to 2 weeks after she died. Chaiii it was painful and everyone learnt their lesson. Nkan tani lan nani.

It's a mixture of nollywood and Hollywood stars. Comedian ay and Ramsey noah were the lead actors. It's just a comic movie about a bush boy who just got to atlanta and carried his bush nigerian attitude there and almost got into trouble if not for his cousin Ramsey noah that always came to his aid

cococandy:
Yea. When I started it was funny. That robbery scene. But a few minutes later I'm like naa.

Ok let me look for that one. What is it about?
Hope I find it on netflix.

Phew I don get handiwork today. Siddon dey look nollywood.

I go late well well tomorrow.

The film is just there jare.


nothing funny like that. Watch 30 days in atlanta

cococandy:
Who has seen "Finding Mercy"

It's on Netflix too.

Uti Nwachukwu is a robber in this one.
Quite funny.

Let me continue watching.

......,,,,
Umm. Not so interesting after all.

cococandy:
I meant that coconut type. With little chewy balls coconut inside it. Yummy.

yeah its the kind of thing kids like and even adults too

cococandy:
coconut chocolate.

mmmmm. Memories

them no dey sell shokolate for obodo Oyinbo where una dey stay


no habokee shop where you fit buy on credit ni?

Kimoni:
And owambe specialist

perhaps bet not as much as you ijebu ladies

cococandy:
Collect high five.

See as the party din happen now now.

They are kids. Non of them will go home and say 'tunde's party wasn't all that'

If they enjoy their day, that's all that matters.

exactly. Kids are very innocent. They don't know jack and are always very grateful so they'll definitely have a swell time. Infact if I want to put jara inside I can buy small small 50 naira coconut chocolate and give them while they're even dancing or watching cartoon or playing games. That is economics

Kimoni:
And you are telling me you are not an Ijebu woman??
I am not convinced jare
You have the traits pass me sef

I repeat I am not an ijebu woman but I'm a very prudent spender

Kimoni:
Sambarry the virtuos woman....respect!

Ose jare ori e wanmbe

FynBabe:
Ok o!
Help us break the 40k down let's see how it covers everything na.
Me, I wan learn too against my daughter's next birthday.
It would be nice to save some cash, u know.

I've broken it down before let me down again


parlour Parry means small party. The child doesn't have to invite all his classmates in school and Sunday school class. Tell him to just invite 3 of his close friends in class
3of his close friends in the neighbourhood and 3of his close friends in church making 9 children


there are affordable low price cakes. Find one struggling caterer you can tell to bake you better cake of not more than 5k.at most 7k



rice of 8 derica is ok . One derica is 200 naira, so making it 200naira x 8 cups is1600 naira.


tomato 400 naira, pepper 200 naira is ok then 100 naira onions, 50naira Maggi, thyme of 80 naira making it 830naira then buy 2kilo of turkey. A kilo is 800 naira so 2 will be 1600 naira




photographs shouldn't be more than 2k

A pack of plastic coke is 2k.mix it with fanta another 2k making it 4k.no need for dj.na parlour party. Just make the environment children friendly and put children music on


those that want to play video game should go to another section of the sitting room

No need to buy water. Water is in the dispenser near the dinning table. Any child that wants water should indicate


then pack of sweet is 400 naira

Big bowl of ice cream is 1500 just pour some inside small plastic cups for them


decorate the sitting room with balloons. Just buy 150 naira balloons


calculate all that money and tell me if e reach 10k talk more of 40k


.you people just believe that if you've not done a big party for kids you've not done anything


souvenirs too shouldn't be too expensive. Inside the souvenir will be exercise book of 100 naira. Put 3sweet and 3chewing gum. Buy sweet of 3 ten naira and chewing gum 10 naira making it 20 naira. Put eraser 5m 30 naira and pencil 10 naira inside the souvenir small nylon as take away for 9 kids lobatan

KanwuliaJara:
Frankly my dear, YOU ARE JOBLESS!
Since when did having a husband become a full-time JOB?

bet you sef you're not nice isn't she supposed to keep tab on her husband so he won't stray especially since she knows her husband has propensity for wandering dheek

before we begin read stories that touch on nl

Teeboy15:
So nice of u

...don't mention

U2008:
Na wa for dis kind love ooo

This one is more of obsession. He will still leave her anyway

cococandy:
that one is you? Lawd.

Wait don't you need like different email addresses for each moniker?
How do you do it.

yes of course

sweettease:
Hmmmm, at least give him the benefit of the doubt and advice a brother now

yes ma

drake99:
my dear I beg you in the name of God not to spoil this thread with your wrong assumption

my bad Sir

drake99:
mr.am not the person you are talking about,I've opened something like this b4,not that one you talk about

I'm not going to argue with you but don't worry sit back and relax. The bimbos and baby making machines are on their way



You will find what you are looking for


nl is like agege market, you'll see orisirisi. Just wait, awon customers are coming

sweettease:
What is modamo ju?

I over recognise am




all this ritualists pretending like gentlemen sef ehenn

I'm fine o jare. I'm just showing concern to a friend

by the way don't you remember banmeandquench

cococandy:
how you dey jare?

You the rules. Don't derail
I'll report you to the mod o.

drake99:
please am not the one

haaa




diaris God in everything you are doing o

sweettease:
Una can dey sabi catch witch sha lol

e change im Monica and storyline and think say some people go still fall maga



modamo ju

cococandy:
OP you mean their blokkos gets in the way of proper brain functioning?

That's harsh even though it's funny.

Just say some. Not all.

coco baby 5minsmadness seems upset with you, why?

.weren't you the guy looking for a woman to get pregnant and then you'll pay her for getting pregnant and delivering.





so mischievous nairaladers flopped your plan and you've restrategized




all this ritualist looking for mumus online sef hennn



didn't the elders tell you that every body don wise up for nigeria including monkeys

Ewuro4:
Attention Parents & Guardians ..

IF YALL CANT STAY OUTDOORS WHILE YOUR WARDS ARE PLAYING PLEASEEEE KEEP THEM INDOORS WITH YOU DAMMIT, THREE YEAR OLD IS A BABY!

exactly. Even if they were playing outside there should have been a adult monitoring the kids while playing instead of leaving them out in a dangerous environment where well is open. Haba. Even though the landlord was at fault for not covering the well when his tenants complained the mother too was wrong for leaving kids outside when anything can happen to them at anytime.a country where there's no welfare for people or security talk more of kids

lrguru:
woman wrapper

man wrapper