₦airaland Forum

Shymm3x:
Lmao @ start with his mum. And who's ready/complete for marriage?

Err, isn't marriage an institution where two are meant to complement each other and grow together? So, why are a lot of you these shy of the responsibilities that come with the institution?

The problem with a lot of chics these days is that you lot create this fictitious image of a guy in ya heads. And once you meet someone who has any semblance of this image on outside, you'll start troubling him about getting married/family. And when ol'boy gets stuck and decides to put a ring on it...and down the line he's not the "perfect" image you created - you'll start complaining, rather than carrying ya cross and dealing with the situation like a real woman should.

tpiadotcom:

floragregs:
guy did u read the post? He performed with the attire! He wore suit earlier before performing. Read bfore u rush comment.

Shymm3x:
Erm, she has full lips and the cleavage looks decent.

She deserves the kiss of death and a good Mutumbo.

adonbilivit:
if u like don't believe coz my name is adonbilivit. honestly it happened n she is in a Federal uni.

5minsmadness:
How will u know? Do u kiss with your eyes open?

Shymm3x:
Lol, no disrespect to my plus size owambe amala aunts all over planet - I just don't swing by that way. I know they need love and will surely find love amongst naij men, since naij men love 'em big, just as the women love their men with protruding bellies (like the doozy Bigz Flygerian said:"where I come from, big belly is money/riches". My chics just have to be curvy, without flabby double-layered bellies and extremely big bones.

Also, humongous batty shouldn't be shapeless.

Shymm3x:
I have this one on the internet before - she is not Nigerian. She's from East or Southern Africa.

That's how I like dem chics there, man.

naijababe:
The blue attire make up

naijababe:
^ That one is perfect, lips stand out without overshadowing everything else.

damiso:
Ok ma

Yeah you and naijababe are right the lace is already loud so a subtle smoky look would be brilliant.

Thank you

damiso:
Me too o I no go work today last night was series binge fest

Oya sambarry come o I have owambe tomorrow and I got a make up artist for my gele and make up. Last time i had a make up artist was at my wedding.


She text me today 'Aunty what look do you want '? Uhn look I said 'nice' she sent back LOL Aunty how do you want your eyes etc . I said as the spirit leads jare. I just remembered that you are our owambe specialist and you naija people dey do make up every weekend.Oya what look should I go for ? i like subtle barely there make up though I am beggining to get more daring with lip colour .the lace is orange and the aso oke gele is orange,mint and gold.

5minsmadness:
Teehehee
*puckers lips*

Shymm3x:
Now, this is my type.

Where she at? - I need to shoot some Ijebu babies in her belly and pay her child support for the 18 years. Dammit!

Shymm3x:
Lol, these ones look like they overdosed on ground rice and got morbidly obese in the process. They look like clowns with the excessive make-up on their faces. Post pictures of voluptuous ones with perky ti.ts and big batty.

MissMalia:
plz explain d latter part....*if it takes money 2 b happy den d search for happiness will never end*tnx

cococandy:
Story time

5minsmadness:
NO it will be this face

5minsmadness:
See you.

Here in NIGERIA the demons are trying to escape the country!

5minsmadness:
The visual imagery of what you wrote was distressing!