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Ewuro4:
Hehe

Shoot. Thanks all the same.

Na who be you. Kuilye?

ahan how efrybary just dey know say na me




a golden fish has no hiding place sha

The posters above me have said it all


NTA-NOTHING to add



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delishpot:
I dont get this question o. Its like a woman asking what is the role of a mother when her daughter is in labour.
Na person go teach you that one again? Its well.

the question is not for teenagers and children suffering from youthful exuberance and loose mouth. It's for experienced adults facing real life issues

Some females not all for example I am not caring to anyone outside the circle of my family which includes in order of importance. My parents daughter and siblings. The rest is ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY DAMN BUISNESS

Others include ode, hidiot, useless girl, oponu, oloriburuku etc and so forth

edwife:


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ediwife this ya hat fine o


abeg why una dey hold am.if she wan faint dress back for am make she faint na the hat my eye dey and to shek her bag whether ipad dey

Better hungry never cash am.

make e con live for our area where eateries close by 7pm and to get decent eatery he go spend fuel of at least 1,000 naira to buy food wey Don almost finish. Na back of the pot tins he go chop. He will sit up.shiooorrr.who has time to be baby sitting an adult

Awon scoundrel association don pack themselves together.





By the title of the thread you know where to locate them



Awon s.a of nl I hail o

Story writer

Will you sharap there and go and push ya truck

GANJAFARMER:
If only the children of men should understand how short and brutal their life is they wouldn't spend a minute pursuing things that doesn't matter.


Chillisauce,sambarry,truckpusher and co stop the war and embrace peace today for the sake of humanity.

Peace is the most priced asset,those that do not value it are trying to lose it ,while those that have lost all their peace are negotiating for it.

Hold your peace and do not let it fly away from you.

The book of Ganja.......Chapter 1 page 39.

chillis1:
MU raised to power 2.

You just registered today to post this trash.

I'm sure you are truckpusher, polimonikering oshes.

no mind am. After he Don raise dust and dustbin Don pour for im house je con dey cry foul.yeye thing

sweetcocoa:
Did I hear someone say pickabeau1?

prikaboo is tpias new boyfriend



don't ask me for sauce o because rice no dey

bennyrazz:
pls, pls, pls, don't ever address me as your sweetie never again in any section of NL. What will I be doing with a 52yrs old wrinkled bottom woman suffering from dissociative amnesia? never. I'm not a bitter person, but you are a frustrated old woman suffering from a lot of things.

so tpias haters plenty like this



tpias in trouble this 2015.she go do tpia 50 moniker for this nl

remsonik:
Ok you sef be whiner abi. Actually his acid no fit do me anything. Am platinum, I don't corrode!!!

bet them no dey sell the cure of werepe for uk o

sweetcocoa:
Hmmm, are you by any chance one of the potential acid pourer? How you take know say na him attention she dey find?

I am sarahs sister and most importantly a moderator so therefore this 2015 this is to warn you people sternly that sambarry will not tolerate any nonsense whatsoever




any misyarnin will attract a minimum of 6months ban so comply

Op but instead of going through all that long journey why not mix the powdered egusi with blended tomato and pepper together. Pit it on fire to cook, add the water you used in cooking fish into it while on fire and leave it to cook together. Then when it's ready add the palm oil and water, onions for it to properly cook and then when the palm oil has properly cooked with the egusi add your vegetable then stirr and let all the vegetables swallow the egusi.put it back on fire and let the vegetable too cook with it and then bam after its ready add your fish etc to it. Lobatan. You tried though


it's a breath of fresh air seeing that men are waking up from their slumber and learning how to cook instead of depending u the women to do everything for them and even be at the mercy of your wife for food.

You try

martynsnet:
Ladies and Gentlemen, my humble self.
Thanks for viewing, corrections on how to make the soup better next time is more than welcomed. I also made Okra soup and Stew this morning which I will open a thread for later. its going to be a long holiday of eating and Netflix

CC: SAMBARRY, jessyz, curve, lilimax and the rest, how did I do this time?

Wait let me get something straight kanwulia. Is it because she married her father's friend that is your issue or sje reaped were she didn't sow or she's not intelligent. Which one?

KanwuliaJara:
Better!
Calabar men are quite westernized.
I would have been surprised if he were from ENUGU. . .it would never work! LAI LAI!!!
We will not have to elaborate on such a sure 'domestic fiasco'!
What example is not appropriate?

Bianca Ojukwu. . . .and child-like inno wetin?
Let us not derail this thread further please.
There is something inherently sickening about those TWO together!

I don't know any 'CHILDLIKE' INNOCENT GIRL that will be BRAVE ENOUGH TO CARRY THE BLOKOS OF A MAN BIGGER THAN THAT OF HER FATHER'S!
She nor even FEAR to carry her papa friend BLOKOS put for her toto!
USEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELESS GIRL!
Married her father's FRIEND?


With all her beauty without 'CLASS'. . . she married HER FATHER'S FRIEND?
HMMMMMMM! I fear dat ghyeeeeeh!
Nne. . . please! DROP AM DIA!
Thank you!

I am telling you. Assuming she married a bush meat that will have been the end of her career

KanwuliaJara:
Her name used to scare me.
Because I could not really pronounce it good.
I kept calling her 'SALAMANDER'!
When I decided to pay her some attention. . . . I WAS LIKE WOOOOW!!!!!
This girl is BRILLLLLLLLLLLIANT!
She comes from a well-educated and close knit family.

In short. . .SHE IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
. . . .And soooooooooooooooooo BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL!!!!

Hmmmmmmm!
Glad she married a refined creature!
HE LOOKS VERY MIXED TOO!

So fela the nudist is your legend



what's the difference between ffk and fela.they are birds of the same feather. They both talk to much . them no isr hot water burn them mouth for small




So how are you enjoying your Xmas. Shey Harmatan no dey disturb you for your end ni

SirShymex:
Belated Merry Xmas, Kulyie.

My new year resolution = leave those who want to empower women alone to do their thing. Some men are nutjobs.

I shall explain in the new year lol .

But Fela = legend and FFK = arsehole

please o do because I have done mine.my hair and eye lashes


let me just show you small



By the way merry Xmas . hope you are enjoying vacation with your family kids and friends like I am





unfortunately harmattan and dust Don let sore throat dey disturb me sha but it is not spoiling the fun

KanwuliaJara:
[size=20pt]100000000000000000 GBOSAS!!!![/size]

The same yesterday. . .today. . . tomorrow. . . and forever!!!

'I STAN BY'!
EHN-EHN? CONGO
Adebisi CONGA!!!!

*off to do my 'CHRISTMAS NAILS'!!!!!

To you she talks to much but to me she makes COGENT SENSE.how come you didn't say people like fela or fani kayode talk to much. Anyway merry Xmas o

SirShymex:
Lol, take a look at the 2nd paragraph of Chimanmanda's quote where she asserted that, "we teach women shame - close your legs, cover yourself!"

If I may ask, is she in an open relationship/marriage where she's allowed to open her legs to all and sundry? - and why is she always extremely covered up?

Her rhetoric is hysterical since she doesn't practise what she preaches - a classic case of a disingenuous woman.

Anyway, I can't knock her hustle cos she's trying to sell books, and appeal to a certain demographic. But the woman talks too much.

Ewuro4:
Hellooooo Efrybodie

Merry Christmas to you ALL. Wow been a while.and boy, feels hairy around here. Everybody Alright? Okay oh,'guess I'll pop in later on then.

*slams door*

bitter leaf ahannn na you I see so.




this 2015 will be full of surprises o. anyway hope you are enjoying your Xmas like I am

Awww coco baby that's so sweet of you. I love the mewsik

cococandy:
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R231
Royalroy
Moca
Chaircover
Jaybee3
Sambarry and everybarry

Yooguyz:
Thank you very much, I cooked it the way you told me but had a running stomach for 2days. Maybe I put too much spice. But thanks anyway.

don't put too much pepper. Put moderate quantity your body can handle or maybe you didn't rinse the locust beans well. Anyway hope you sha enjoyed your Xmas . sorry I was unavailable. I was with my family doing Xmas things

moca:
Merry xmas darling

merry Xmas o nairaland people. Hope una shikin no escape

KanwuliaJara:
The reason she is not popular in her village and among MANY LOCAL, CHRISTIAN MEN AND WOMEN!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg3umXU_qWc

she can't be popular na.the men feel threatened and uneasy anytime she opens her mouth. The women feel she Don over read book so the book don scatter her head. She doesn't know what she's doing again

she knew what she wants and who she is that's why it's difficult for anyone to subjugate her or make her reason like a typical suffer head die for blokos obsessed naija woman

KanwuliaJara:
I looooooooooooooooooooooove the woman toooooo musssssssssh!
If she were married to and IGBO MAN she would have been KILLED!
The love the 'slimy baby asshawo ones' like BABY 'B.O.O'!
Waiting for husband to quench. . . to inherit property. . .then run to SPAIN!

3. Only an insecure man can reject a gift offered in good fate and he should even see that as an opportunity to redeem his relationship with fil if he's wise. Who knows maybe the fil used the car to repair their broken relationship

2.nobody is perfect. Only God is perfect. Every person has his flaws but ability to manage the flaws is what makes fil and son in law worth it


3.

Number 1.because he's his daughter's husband so he has to treat him right if not it can affect his daughters relationship .He's an elderly man so he knows

2.

Matthewbriggs:
Pls answer this questions

@ bolded what information made your to arrive to such conclusion.

@bolded are you trying to say FIL are so perfect and can do not wrong.

How much do you know about the mans relationship between the man FIL before the car gift. That made you arrive to a conclusion that he is insecure.

Do you belive a gift can be rejected if not given with the right intention/context.

Answer these questions directly.

You said so jare. Hayiiinn



there was no way fil will have presented the car in a contemptuous manner or to spite the man . in security must have been worrying him and as per the relationship that exists between him and his fil.dont give me that line. Go and sell it to tonto dike

Matthewbriggs:
where did I state he has ulterior motive. What has my ego got to do in this context.

Looks like you did not read what you quoted. Leme re quote a section of it that answers your question. This time do read it in slow motion.

The answer to your question is in the first 3 paragraphs.