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Cogar one last thing this is Christmas mood don't get on my nerves. Just respect your self and get out of my way like you always do . If you feel like being an irritant or nuisance you can check next bus top.

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coogar:
there's a püssy spray....
the fact that you dunno that makes me wonder what you would smell like down there.

sambarry, you sück!!!

shut the fok up


I said vagin@l perfume FOR women WHO smell like spoilt sadine.did I say I do not Say I didn't know there are no perfumes for other women who don't smell . but there's should be exclusive.




if you don't understand my post you have 2 options. It's either you pretend like you didn't read it and quietly fk off or you ask like a REASONABLE human being instead of getting cynical with me

EfemenaXY:
I'm yet to come across an Obese person addicted to eating Noodles.

abi o.they are always slim

Story for my hanos.mshewwww


*Singing the old indomie advert*


indomie indomie, my indomie noodles, indomie indomie, delicious and tasty. Hey abrakadabra

Give me the picture to aid it

Conducive and child friendly environment, hygienic environment, tight security, sweet teachers and location. If it doesn't have any of the above then it's a no no for me

Errmm don't you think there should be vagin@l pafoom for women whose down below smells like rotten sardine.just like roll on for the armpit and body spray for the body generally, there should be vagin@l spray

papichula:
i luv tatoos, aw much can i get one drawn

the cheapest is 2500naira

MayflowerB:
Dis is naija so I am not suprised.....dis one nor be santa claus again nah....dis ojuju claus

or baba keresimesi

You can get in ikeja, lagos island or Victoria island but ensure that the needles are sterilized IN YOUR PRESENCE.why do you want a tattoo anyway?

You're the chief executive officer of your life. So yoir prerogative. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about your choices.


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They killed it.

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Kire



Buddhist doll nko?

Godmother:
Everyone wants her out cos the man has become violent;beats her a lot and is also diabolical. For her safety and sanity we want her away from him. But nobody wants her farther away from the man than herself. She calls him a demon and wants nothing to do with him again.

then let her do the needful but wait first even if she didn't know he was violent before marriage does it mean she didn't know he was diabolical to. Like she didn't know all these?

Mynd44:
See christmas gift. Coogar....come buy for Sambarry oooo

coogar baby did you hear what myndd said



oya let us put our differences aside and buy me the car


coogar boo

I did that as a kid

orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

I love my family to pieces. Which kain rough play be that one. Abeg o

cococandy:
Aggrawetin?
Na wash.
Emotional blackmail by some ppl trying to make us believe some women find polygamy blissful.
All a figment of someone's dream.

lolololl

cococandy:
It is not working.

Most likely written by a man

lol this one pass me o



in fact I don't even know what to type. Bet don't you think this her letter will aggravate her anger and take out the anger on her step daughter

Orisirisi

Gbam. Like kilode

KanwuliaJara:
With all due DISRESPECT. . . your parents are very LOCAL!
This the kind of nonsense THE CHRISTIAN GOD did to cause a rift between Esau and Jacob!
Doing better than your big bros indeed. . . .like any of you can tell what the future holds?

Not surprised though!

No!
I did not experience such 'bushness' in my family.
EVERY CHILD WAS LOVED AND RAISED WITH RESPECT. . . REGARDLESS OF HIS OR HER ACADEMIC OR SOCIAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS!

The reason we all DID well motivating each other with mutual LOVE AND RESPECT!

Tsk!

Be nice lekan


all the lekans I know are always sweet. Why is your own different ?

laykorn:
Brother, all you need is where to sell your kidney?

Nobody can be sure of the authencity of your story yet but I believe Nairalanders can do you better than telling you where to sell your kidney.
Ayamlaykorn

Godmother:
My friend is a female and stays in Iyana Ipaja. There are two kids involved. She met with a lawyer who gave her a ridiculously high price and she's looking for an alternative

this is between the devil and the deep blue sea. If she can afford the price of the divorce issshh and going to court regularly for one thing or the other then fine and if she can't she should frustrate the man so bad and do everything he hates so he will be the one to say I'm tired of you. Please go

number 3 option is if she thinks the man is still worth it and she still wants her kids to have a father then she can work it out
choose whichever you think you want. Lobatan

I don't know but I hear it's quite expensive. It becomes very difficult when kids are involved and worse when the kids are grown ups.a friend of mine spent about 500k for it however it was easy for her because there were no kids involved and she had her parents support for it.was also determined. So put all that into consideration

Make patience joe catch you. If you arent assasinated by ghosts assinators suddenly then make I grow phenese

Is this one another 21st century mary

singing in ron kenolys voice

If you can use anything Lord you can use me

Shirley07:
Don't know. SAMBARRY is the most likely person to ask.

end of year nairaland parry nko?

So what did the story teach us?

edwife:
But i think chillisauce and tony work better together,Sambarry might be a good fit too she has the energy for him....

explain what you mean by energy. What kind of energy is that?

Hunnn



Wait first, cool dan.do you wear glasses. As in recommend one not shakomended? ?

tonychristopher:
Dearie ....I know that they will make this our new friendship die prematurely

Don't worry we will make them eat their word


Now how are you ...we are going higher

Don't you think so

EfemenaXY:
^^ The picture isn't clear na.

Post a better one.

ok I'll do that later




another day

I'm not talking about sekzual blow. I'm talking about physical blow as in boxing

EfemenaXY:
Depends on the kinda "blow" you're talking about. Either way, your TonyChristopher is a master artist, so I heard.

Gosh! I have a dorrttyy mind.



That is eh! This one na love nwantiti.



Better have a backup plan. Edwife is most likely going to play football with her clay pot at the stream. D'you really wanna take that risk?



Er...pls o!

What colour of gele do you think we should wear for your...erm...ermm with TonyChristopher?

Please remember when choosing to consider my skin tone. I'm darker than the darkest girl in southern Sudan. My blackness nor get part 2 as it practically glows...