₦airaland Forum

RoyalRoy:
This is the coolest madam on Nairaland.... Chaircover for President!!!!

chair cover for pastor. Aka mummy g.o





I don't know why she's wasting her talent on nl and jas refused to open shosh





all it takes is to be charismatic, know how to blow grammar, sing dance wear skirt suit with high heels and a big hat



before you know it she go Don blow

frrank:
Instead of planning their wedding, you're there marking time

seun is yet to OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE IT.they are still doing kurukere

stint:
U mean this is not ini edo?

the picture I posted is ini edo but op also posted ini edo and her look alike

cococandy:
7yr old housemaid?

Can a 7yr old bath herself let alone be someone's house help?
Jesu!

some nigerians are beasts with two legs if not how can you turn a child who hasn't even discovered herself into a domestic slave


and some hindiots and shediots will be celebrating children's day while abusing children.




Without an iota of doubt this generation is sitting on a keg of gun powder and a time will come where people will not be able to sleep with their two eyes closed



if they are not using another child for child slavery they are forcing them to sit on hot plate or turning them to prostitutes




Just walk through berger and see kids who are supposed to be in school carrying wheel Barrow and doing agbero




it's kids like that that will not let kids who are given opportunity rest 20years from now

eminentme:
dat menstruation part real gets me irritated and I keep thanking God I'm a guy, just imagine sumone bleeding for no good reason,no accident,no injuries.

the day God will punish you is when you are putting mouth in that cave licking something you know how to lick and menses start and you start licking menses blood with saliva

abeg next

Mondisweets:
Because she wants to and she can. Simple!

gbam

Exactly. Which kain nonsense be that



grown ass man still living with his parents sotey daughter in law and sister in law dey fight. What if visitors steps in with husband and meets them in their shameless brawl


naso family gossipy dey take start and travel



oriburuku. Mshewwww

Bisjosh:
Why should a man marry a wife and still be in his father`s house?

That fight wouldn't have happened.

But in a case whereby the husband`s sister moved in with the brother and still fights with the wife then, she`s shameless

Sophyrocks you are right. It's not just women that have hygiene issues. There's a dude that works with us. His body odour can choke sambarry to death and the annoying part of it is that he talks to much and sweat too much. He will use his palm to clean his sweat and use it to rub his body. Sometimes I wonder that if his body smells like dried sweat only God knows how his boxers smell like



in fact as soon as he steps into the office I will automatically frown and face the laptop screen even if I'm not doing anything there to send a non verbal message make e no near me but as I couldn't take it anymore since he's a fellow staff and he'll be around us for a very long time I had to buy air freshner to at least make my environment tolerable and I knew one day will come when he will ask me why I use air freshner when he's around. Maybe that's when I will have the opportunity to break the news about his body odour.

When he eventually asked I told him I would tell him after everyone leaves so it won't be like I'm embarrassing him. When they left I told him to work on his hygiene and stop talking with saliva escaping out of his mouth and be cleaning sweat with his clothes. At least he has changed a little but I can already have an idea of how his boxers will be if his shirt is maroon


truth is I loathe dirty people around me be it male or female. It's irritating

Oya chair cover your attention is needed here

Shave your afro down there because the afro traps and holds dirt that eventually infects the skin.so keep it clean

Ok solution; bath TWICE A DAY and pafoom your down below


never ever wear used PANT twice or wear your friends pants NO MATTER HOW CLOSE YOU ARE


NEVER wear menstruation stained pants


wash your pants EVERYDAY.IF YOU DON'T WASH IT AND LEAVE IT FOR 2DAYS AND ABOVE IT WILL SMELL FOUL AND THE BACTERIA THAT MAKES IT SMELL WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR SOMETHING EVEN IF YOU EVRNTUALLU WASH IT BECAUSE THE SMELL WILL NOT COMPLETLY GO


WASH YOUR WATER CLOSET EVERYDAY WITH HARPIC AND DETOL




IF YOU CAN DON'T SHARE W.C



NEVER EVER SIT ON A PUBLIC W.C.THATS THE FASTEST WAY TO CATCH URINARY TRACT Infection or itchy vagina



FLUSH IMMEDIATELY AFTER USING THE TOILET. I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THIS TO ADULTS BUT I WILL BECAUSE SOME NIGERIANS ARE INBELIEVABLY FILTHY





END OF DISCUSSION!

Abi o

Sophyrocks:
Did i mention friends here?At least more and more ladies are aware of their anatomy and hygiene. There is an awareness of female hygiene due to how open the female's anatomy is. The fact that some of you think the hygiene of a man isnt necessary or worthy to be discussed goes to show a lot of you are dirty and the complaints coming from ladies are indeed true. #spits#

Boxers are cheap yet some of you wear yours for a whole week without washing. And you are coming here to point fingers.

cococandy:
Rather than post in on that thread,you had to create another thread to continue the discussion?
Just forward the link for that thread to your babe . Case solved.

that's all. I don't know what the noise is all about. Why should a personal problem of the type of bed mates you meet now become a general or public problem that should be tabled on nl.i just taya for some people o

So if she doesn't mimic a junky like miley her music won't trend . yet she doesn't want to be looked down on as just a srx object or bimbo


mshrwwwwwww

chibyksveejay:
lol .....nah wetin dey make her music trend.....buh she gat a sonorous voice

Mescopaul:
Pls do, and lend ur voice too.

parents are oblivious that that stuff they do consciously or unconsciously is the origin of sibling rivalry

AjFive:
^° I'm a Singer.

what's your hit song that made you blow?

naijaboiy:
find a way for him to "bang" you

as in ehenn

My tonto and seuns ghe fren

See lips like all these ijebu boys. The thing just fall gere like pomo


eye brow nko? E be like arc ;De no try at all

like say he wear mask

Serves both of them right


what I call sweet revenge

kandiikane:
lol but even turkey get expiry date.

then I'll fry another one. It just costs me less than 40mimutes or less
shoki lobe oge

bigt2:
Stereotyped post about stereotyped people saying stereotyped things. Avoid stereotyped situations!

you dey rap ni? Abi ewoleleyi ke,

RaeMystix:
The coon's comment does make my skin crawl.

not just you my dear. This is nl don't take it to seriously. Some people come here to blow air and maybe they are living with one uncle who the wife dey show them. Them go reach here finish con dey form rambo

Ucheosefoh:
Happy birthday MILF

what's milf sef?

Lady in red choiiiiiiiu




I have to wear my red gown tomorrow to work in a honour of you so I'll be remembering your post.


You don nail am pa

ladyinred:
Na wa o, why are u taking panadol for Basketmouth's headache?
This one that u're insulting girls of nowadays, hope you know that it's not compulsory for u to date or marry one since they lack home training and are below the standards of a wife material. I suggest you swing d other way, just arrange dat fine dude u've been admiring, for urself and u guys can go f**k each other's a**es to oblivion. I know you want to.
Ur gay a** doesn't have to get frustrated over girls of nowadays. There are dudes everywhere, have ur pick.
Adios.

kandiikane:
♤♤♤ https://media.tumblr.com/c7386d6d4903000f3178af1e957bcaa9/tumblr_ml3zjyGk2f1s2kzvmo1_500.gif

Abeg make i follow you roll on the floor and laugh. Chaiiiii

kandiikane:
we are behind you. Most of them are at home washing their sister, girlfriend or wife's pata.

you say payint and not pata

Abeg small small o

RaeMystix:
"Cos you prolly not left the shores of this country".....How do you know that for a fact?.; Dumb broad.

So you think you have more knowledge than I do, cos you live abroad?.

" Nigerian guys run from Nigerian girls"?. Pls, You are not only a liar; you are also delusional and screwed up in the head, for that starement.....The only men who run to other women of different race and countries, are those who need Green cards or suffer from similar mental illness as you.

You go back to read your first response to me about " baby mama's"
You are the most screwed up walking contradiction, i've ever come across....You lie, even when caught.
I feel sorry for your family...You are a disgrace to humanity.

kandiikane:
This turkey you have been posting for like 5 months now, hasn't it gone bad already?

no o.at all . I send them to people who post sensible posts which is apparently becoming a scarce commodity on nl my dear

Raemysti this is for you



For a sensible analysis

tellwisdom:
Op, do you have big yansh??

tell foolish you never still wise after all this years