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Aunty anini

unizik - a school that you can use okpa and coke to ask a girl out...

U mean UNN

So that the children will cheer bubu to daura

And they are still protesting?

I hope the mother is happy now that she will not waste money again to buy jamb form

OK

Ok aunty we half hear you. can you pls shift for the next olosho to come and say her own

[quote author=SuperSuave post=64504076]That's Fif-Twen naira, equivalent to 30 naira
i don die

[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=64455450]Religion is so funny, it makes everything look like a problem, then they proffer a solution which coincidentally is their religion

Are women wearing skirts and showing their hair to everybody?

Islam: This is wrong my imaginary friend said in the book he gave us; wear this ugly looking thing that covers all your body, that's the solution

Two adults rub their genitals together?

Religion: This is wrong, it'll make our god angry with you; solution? come to our religion (whichever idiotic one the idiot saying it belongs to) and do as my caveman god commands

You dreamt of eating in the dream?

Christianity: This is evil, you should start shouting the name of a mythical son of a Jewish carpenter to rebuke the enemy of the mythical son of a Jewish carpenter; that enemy is responsible for your eating in the dream

are you gonna die sometime in the future?

Religion: if you do not live the life that pleases my imaginary friend, he'll deal with you after you die and punish you forever and ever; you can prevent this from happening to you by obeying your master in fear and trembling or wear this bomb vest and detonate it in the market place

Everything becomes a problem to them because without making it so, their charade becomes useless






Edit: I remember reading in a book (can't remember the title) how perfume was patented in the US but nobody was buying, the sellers of the perfume be like

Seller: Hey Mr Appleby, good morning sir, would you like to smell like Roses?

Mr Appleby: what? smell like Roses? why? I like my body the way it is

Seller: but you can smell like Roses if you buy our product

Mr Appleby hisses and goes back to doing whatever he was doing before the seller disturbed him

The manufacturers couldn't sell their products so they decided to start advertising in newspapers that anyone who isn't smelling of roses must be smelling bad; they ran an aggressive campaign to make not smelling like roses a very bad thing

It worked, people started buying their product so they can smell like Roses and not smell "bad" ("bad" being what they were comfortable with before seeing the adverts) a market was born, anyone who isn't smelling like roses suddenly became undesirable, unsophisticated, uncivilized and was forced to smell like roses by buying the perfume and sprinkling it on his/her body


This is akin to how religion operates, they make not thinking the way they want you to think (not smelling like roses) a problem that needs a solution, the solution which happens to be, well, thinking the way they want you to think (smelling like roses)


NB: anyone who's read a book with a similar narration about the perfume can remind me the title
a fool has said in his mind that there isno God

nairavsdollars:
First, Yul Edochie and now this fat thing.
All these IPOB youths think presidency na beans

how can we the youth led this country when it is we the youth that reject ourselves and elect our grandfathers only to come on NL and be shouting the youth are leaders of tomorrow. Common sense

I also want to wish all Buharists well as we prepare to do the 4 years memorial ceremony of PDP come 2019.

No living human can win Buhari in the North. Meanwhile, PDP already lost South-West with their Convention. APC will beat PDP in South-East hands down.

Take my words to the bank.[/quote]olodo. By their words i dey know them

[quote author=veekid post=60879906]Who is to be blamed for all these nonsenses; if not Mary slessor supported. But that was wicked

This is wicked from chelsea

Will something happen if i told this guy i don't give a fvck

Sweet.

ModusOperandi:
IPOB Bishops

You that is not an IPOB Bishop tell us one thing he has achieved

femolacqua:
Can somebody shout hallelujah.

hallelujah amen

Misplaced priorities .
Nonsense

Another fool spotted

GMBuhari:
We know you have been vindicated

Don't let likes of Ffk, Fayose and LiePob Biafraudians rattle you


Non of the above have any sense

Lassa fever com see another customer oh

FFK come and see lie mohammed again oh

Is not them again. SMH

Ok

Hushpuppi come and see wat u have caused. Better come and carry your friend ohhh

Beautiful