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Politics / Re: FEC Approves Seaport For Badagry, Lagos by samcolee(m): 11:40pm On Aug 03, 2016
And the will tell the ND keep calm your dev is coming. Sha na only lagos get sea

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Religion / Re: Pastor Alfred Ndlovu Dies Following 30 Days Dry Fasting To Beat Jesus Christ by samcolee(m): 7:34pm On Aug 02, 2016
catlova2:
Buhahahahahahaha. Shud we b saying RIP to this senseless dying?

Anyways sha.

Jesus performed miracles, pastors are performing miracles.

Still waiting for that pastor that will raise a dead person tho. grin
no pastor will raise dead person
Religion / Re: Pastor Alfred Ndlovu Dies Following 30 Days Dry Fasting To Beat Jesus Christ by samcolee(m): 7:32pm On Aug 02, 2016
The first set of people that tried to build from earth to heaven(nimrod.,) didn't succeed now you plan to do what only JEHOVAH'S only begotten son did. Indeed the BIBLE was written for our own good
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Build 5000 Houses In Each State Of The Federation - Shehuri by samcolee(m): 2:02pm On Aug 02, 2016
No who go live for5million naira 1bedroom flat if its true. Sha thank God i get house already before this kind of inflation
Politics / Re: Pipeline Explodes In Nsit Ibom, Akwa-Ibom by samcolee(m): 12:03pm On Jul 25, 2016
pepigeorge:
This abusive marriage will soon come to an end.....it always start with insult later choas then divorce... we ND we are tired of this marriage. ..the yoruba and hausa just dey fvck us turn turn.... we don born lagos for them, born Abuja and many billionaires for them....... our pvssy dey pain us abeg.....we nor marry again,
una ab.oki d.ck too long. ...
make una fvck una dry a.shole
NNA MAK I CHOP B4 I START THIS LAUGH

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Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by samcolee(m): 8:25pm On Jul 19, 2016
samcolee:
MX200 and MX100 Leader. Please help check the price of this phone for me I want to get one of them thanks
pls help check this phone
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by samcolee(m): 2:48pm On Jul 19, 2016
MX200 and MX100 Leader. Please help check the price of this phone for me I want to get one of them thanks
Technology Market / Re: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by samcolee(m): 8:26am On Jul 18, 2016
MX200 and MX100 Leader. Please help check the price of this phone for me I want to get one of them thanks
Religion / Re: Is It Proper To Skip Praise & Worship On Sunday Service ? by samcolee(m): 7:51am On Jul 17, 2016
NO. Hebrew 10 :24,25 states that "and let us consider one another so as to incite to love and fine works. Not forsaking our meetings together as some have the custom, but encouraging one another, and all the more so as you see the day drawing near.
Politics / Re: Only PDP Can Solve Nigeria’s Economic Problems- Gov. Emmanuel by samcolee(m): 1:21pm On Jul 06, 2016
Deen77:


You not everybody, everybody know they put us into this mess.

When PDP are making free money from Crude, what do they do with the money? Wastes my brother, if only they build a refinery instead of Importing petroleum, paying unnecessary subsidies in trillion naira. Today Nigeria will not be suffering, only private jet and mansion all over the country.
though i don't support any party here buh under pdp I saw so many things i won't be able to state here. In Akwa ibom in particular where am from, some people will go about with guns with the immunity of their godfathers. When criminals are caught they are released with only phone calls. After campaigns so many jobless youths are left with guns and they can't recover them. Cultism became order of the day. Giving jobs to uneducated people cos they've godfathers and so on.... Though they're lazy NDs buh we still have hardworking ones. Pls don't attack me
Politics / Re: Avengers Bomb NNPC And Chevron Pipelines by samcolee(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016
mamatino99:
A Yoruba friend ask me: under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it died down and finally laid to rest for good ?. Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and WA Yoruba friend ask me: under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it died down and finally laid to rest for good ?. Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria .
7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .
8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.
7.. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.
The Yoruba friend replied: you can’t be serious, this is wickedness. I said really? Don’t you think South Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?
He was quiet for a few seconds and said: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo.
Let each region develop at her own pace , with airport, sea ports , industries , major projects open to be develop in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism !.
Let Nigeria be fair to all irrespective of tribe, religion and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federalism character in Nigeria .
Let have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria.That is what Biafra agitation is all about .arri ports.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria .
7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .
8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.
7.. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.
The Yoruba friend replied: you can’t be serious, this is wickedness. I said really? Don’t you think South Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?
He was quiet for a few seconds and said: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo.
Let each region develop at her own pace , with airport, sea ports , industries , major projects open to be develop in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism !.
Let Nigeria be fair to all irrespective of tribe, religion and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federalism character in Nigeria .
Let have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria.That is what Biafra agitation is all about .
three gbosa for you said my mind
Politics / Re: Avengers Bomb NNPC And Chevron Pipelines by samcolee(m): 7:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Idrismusty97:
They shouldn't forget to blowup the 2nd largest refinery about to be built in Akwa Ibom so Hong Kong can locate it in a more sensible region.
lai mohamadu lol
Politics / Re: NNPC Is Now 'northern Nigeria Petroleum Company' - Nigerians Slam Buhari by samcolee(m): 12:37pm On Jul 05, 2016
samcolee:
even the oil companies in South especially Mobil. I tire
buh I don't like calling names buh Mr president is smart enough to epp his people. Mr Jonathan suppose do same when he was in power
Politics / Re: NNPC Is Now 'northern Nigeria Petroleum Company' - Nigerians Slam Buhari by samcolee(m): 12:34pm On Jul 05, 2016
Izonpikin:
This same bigots must have swept the not long ago supervised nnpc recruitment in order to install their northern kids at the expense of the Niger delta. ...I hope many can see why the NDA keeps making governance tough for these malams in power....

even the oil companies in South especially Mobil. I tire

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Earns N724.63 Bn In Oil Revenue by samcolee(m): 12:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
Bolustic:
To all those shouting resource control above me, though I'm not against it, but know this that even if you eventually realise that your region will still be backward as long as corruption is endemic.

Despite the 13% derivation, high allocation, tax by oil companies, how much have you personally gained? Don't you think that it's a shame that Bayelsa, the immediate past President state, with just 8 local government is owing backlog of salaries?

How has James Ibori, Lucky Igbinedion, Alameiseigha, Uduaghan, Amaechi, Tony Anenih, Asari, Tompolo et al stolen wealths benefit you?
Learn to hold your governors accountable.

Even if the SS doesn't get derivation, for instance, and corruption is minimal, you'd see how fast development would be.
we learn that 60% of people that would be employed in that dangote gigantic refinery are going to be indigenes of the state where it's situated. That's not the same with mobil in SS?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Tells Traditional Leaders: Encourage Your Subjects To Go And Farm by samcolee(m): 1:54pm On Jun 30, 2016
adonbilivit:
we the subjects encourage our traditional rulers to farm too. or are we supposed to encourage them to "chop" food?
yes ooo. While thier children and man no man are in office you cultivate food for them. Am not against it buh they should encourage it by selling of fertilizer at lower rates. But in my opinion i will do the farming then sale the output at higher cost
Politics / Re: "NNPC Pipelines In Akwa Ibom Blown Up By Us" - Niger Delta Avengers by samcolee(m): 10:58am On Jun 16, 2016
Faculty14:
the chicken military grin OK laughable
You dare call a fighting force which has held the world most deadliest terror group for more than 5 years and restrained thier operations to Borno and Adamawa chicken military
I hope ure not quoting me from Lagos though
The most dreaded militant group within the oil rich region of the Southern Nigeria, Niger Delta Avengers have reportedly, invaded Nigeria Soldiers guarding one of the oil facilities owned by Shell Petroleum Development Company, had a chart with the force men and left them unharmed.
Eastern Radio interviewed an eyewitness who narrated how the incident took place on Friday last week.
"I've been waiting for the mainstream Nigerian media to report it but up till this moment it has not. I think this is the case because no oil facility was blown up"
"On Friday afternoon, a strike force of the Avengers arrived at the waterfront of Gbaraintoru community in Yenagoa LGA of Bayelsa State in three gun boats. The military men guarding Shell's liquefied and natural gas gathering plant on the outskirts of the community where some gas flaring takes place, began to retreat as they were clearly outnumbered but the Avengers called out to them, asking them not to flee because they meant them no harm".
"They dropped a message with the soldiers. They told them to inform Shell to shut down the plant at once. That they do not want to see that gas flare anymore. After which they zoomed off and were soon out of sight".
"Presently, the plant has been shot down by Shell and staff have been evacuated".

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by samcolee(m): 1:04pm On Jun 07, 2016
shamecurls:
Know people and not your books.

. -Nigerian Quote
gbam thank u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by samcolee(m): 12:57pm On Jun 07, 2016
engrlarex:


if you are above 26 years if you like graduate with 5.2/5.0 KPMG will disqualify you. age is also a barrier in nigeria and ASUU/nasu strike pass thunder.
we ain't honest to ourselves . i haven't seen so many people graduating at 26yr. At the same time am still surprise seeing people more than 26 even 35 employed in such firms.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by samcolee(m): 12:22pm On Jun 07, 2016
soa89:
I don't care what your qualification is or the value your certificate carries. If you don't recognize God in all of this, then you are a goner!

GRACE - God in the RACE

#Kachifo

#I'mAWinner

i think it's man that will show u to God and he will bless you. Nigeria is MAn no Man or you remain jobless with your qualifications. Has even reach a stage you buy jobs. If the source is correct you get it if not you're scammed. My advice if you've a good biz or handwork stick to that and look for ways of improving your income

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Plans For Niger Delta, Militants — Osinbajo by samcolee(m): 9:24am On Jun 07, 2016
GoldenJAT:
im not comparing the militants with Boko Haram... what I'm comparing is the adverse effects its going to have on the environment and the people!its quite obvious the region is been thrown in2 turmoil. u got that??
i wonder all this pity
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Militants Vow To Bomb Aso-rock, Details Specific targets by samcolee(m): 2:35pm On Jun 06, 2016
Btruth:
Why some people will always like to play April fool all the time beat my imagination.

Jokers! smiley
it's better not to promise than to promise and fail. NDA do it , though am in ghana. Huhuhuhu
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Militants Vow To Bomb Aso-rock, Details Specific targets by samcolee(m): 2:29pm On Jun 06, 2016
dROC1:
Empty threats from hungry attention seekers...nothing of such will happen tomorrow as they just want to create panic in the polity.
How can someone say they will bomb all military installations in the country at the same time??

Even The US with their drones have not been able to bomb all known ISIS strongholds and some keyboard warrior thinks he'll just wake up and declare war on the Nigerian state when the location of any missile launch can be easily triangulated and leveled in minutes.

I urge all Nigerians to remain calm, nothing dey happen.
was same with USA till Osama bin laden surfaced. Though i don't support this
Politics / Re: Avengers: Eni Stops 65,000 Barrels Per Day Crude Production - Vanguard by samcolee(m): 12:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
segbuwa:
your leader should be held responsible for the underdevelopment in your region.if 13 per cent was fully implemented, believe u and me , no one among u will suffer.
when their leaders are taken to court they are set free by the corrupt lawyers bc of bribe. Example akwa ibom gov time n without number
Politics / Re: Avengers: Eni Stops 65,000 Barrels Per Day Crude Production - Vanguard by samcolee(m): 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2016
emsheddy:
Avengers! Welldone oooo! continue! we will be the same people to suffer it! The government will suffer, the masses will suffer! we are all in it together, I will see if you will start blowing up our houses when you've finished with pipelines! You are confidently destroying our lands all in the name of fighting for our rights! If you have a problem with Nigerian Government, how about targeting them at Abuja and other offices? Na all of us go suffer am sha!
they ain't chasing their life all they're saying is leave us alone but they won't
Politics / Re: Avengers: Eni Stops 65,000 Barrels Per Day Crude Production - Vanguard by samcolee(m): 12:21pm On Jun 06, 2016
freeborn76:

...While the biggest refinery in the world is being built in Lagos, construction of the 4th Mainland Bridge has taken off and the Eko Atlantic Project is gaining momentum. Kontinu bombing!
are all these development in the niger delta? No . or is akwa ibom not peaceful enough for development or can't they site the refinery in niger delta? You can build as much refineries as u like but you will import crude oil. Thanks to the NDA

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Politics / Re: Waku: "Drink Your Oil, We Would Eat Our Yams", Arewa Chieftain Tells Niger Delta by samcolee(m): 11:33am On Jun 06, 2016
bashydemy:
They should continue? Have you forgotten they are destroying their lands? Like the man said before oil the country exist so they should continue and later when they finally destroy their land, they will be crying to the govt. well so many of them have done it in the past and where are they today? Asari dokubo did the same and when he was paid he never invest the money in his region not even in the country and they never blame the bastard.
this time the story won't be the same
Politics / Re: Waku: "Drink Your Oil, We Would Eat Our Yams", Arewa Chieftain Tells Niger Delta by samcolee(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2016
booblacain:


And you had to wait till they took the law into their hands before thinking of addressing issues.

It is truely said that Nigerians listen to no warning except low battery. The dwindling oil revenue is now the low battery in this country.
we buy the fucken yam completely from em. We ain't trading yam for oil remember. Let the oil rest before you people suck it dry. I wonder all these grievances about unpaid salaries when yam and cow is what Is what paying salaries. Recieve sense even TB Joshua can't find oil in the north
Politics / Re: FG PANICS As Nigeria Loses 14 Billion Naira Daily!! by samcolee(m): 6:03pm On Jun 04, 2016
CXLVII:
Who suffers it?

The average and poor Nigerian


The Federal and States will downsize its workforce and probably still owe the few in service

Oil Multinationals, servicing company`s and other players will downsize or probably close operations which would cause massive unemployment

State allocation will reduce and it will stall the economy of the 36 states and Nigeria as a whole.



Its just a pity the Avengers think they re biting the Government when they re just indirectly pointing a gun at the average and poor Nigerian.



#The people Avengers believe they re attacking can never feel the consequence cos they re over-made




They're used to suffering i guess

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Politics / Re: FG PANICS As Nigeria Loses 14 Billion Naira Daily!! by samcolee(m): 6:00pm On Jun 04, 2016
yang:
Head of Research

President

Governor

Ha nine, na enu Crude Oil from Ijaw, Uhrobo, Itsekiri, Annang, Ibibio, Efik and Igbo Land

Ndi OSHI

Ndi ara

Zero Production, Free money is over, Stolen Crude Oil is over . . . .Go back to farm

If you want to host koran recital or buy a new wife for Emir Sanusi, you better be ready to plant some groundnut

The future of Niger Delta is Tourism and Conservation
this picture is really nice am sure the avengers would love tjis

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt For Stealing A Motorcycle In Akwa-Ibom (pic) by samcolee(m): 7:56pm On May 30, 2016
Yieldings:
Are lawmakers/governments and police in Nigeria going to keep allowing this nonsense of burning people to ashes? This is bullshiit, if you ask me and it pisses me off that it keeps happening. How can you set human beings on fire and kill them, and no one steps in to put a stop to it for good? I'm just at a loss for words how this can keep happening. This is a crime against humanity. What an awful, lawless country.
This guy is a thief, and was threated as 1. Do you support them. Why would you point a gun at someone in broad daylight so as to get what doesn't belong to you. Despite the beatings this thief shout adebam and they said that's their cult motto. Me i don't know what that means but he deserves to die. His counterpart lives to steal another day
Crime / Re: Man Burnt For Stealing A Motorcycle In Akwa-Ibom (pic) by samcolee(m): 7:08pm On May 30, 2016
fortune1968:
One of the trademarks of a failed state -jungle justice.

I was at the scene. I don't have any pity for this thief at all. B4 they could kill him twas very difficult cos of a ring in his leg. And he was chanting name of a cult group and they were no where to help him. If you know the number of people that they've stole bike from you will have no pity. Not to mention the one that went totally mad after his bike was stole right at his presence. He's still mad. No pity!!!!!!!!!!

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