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When u sleep naked.. Mosquitoes be like "omo see full chicken"

*The sexual organ of the man is tender, soft and sweet. But, when a woman touches him, it becomes hard, strong, difficult, and disobedient ...hmm *Conclusion:* Women complicate the life of a man, makes his life hard, difficult, and disobedient even to his creator. *If you know, you know.. #HAPPY EASTER IN ADVANCE#

No matter how rich u are, when u wanna take a passport u must still pose like the less privilege
That's the rule of passport

Life always has a way to humble someone.

lilianofentse:
am great.

good,my digit 08033040328.

Wearing Cheap clothes doesn't mean you're broke: Remember you have a "Family To Feed" Not "A Community To Impress"

lilianofentse:
am great.

nice to hear dat!ur digit pls

lilianofentse:
lol. What's up..

cool and u?

lilianofentse:
quite?

smile*u re beautiful joor

lilianofentse:
funny

ur dp is quite beautiful

What is maturity?
Maturity is when two members of NAIRALAND Bleep themselves regularly and pretend to be strangers to others.happy Easter in advance jare.

Stop blaming the rope for being too short, blame the well for being too deep

Dear Married Men,

If u suspect that ur money is always missing from your wallet whenever you're home. Just put a condom or pregnancy result inside your wallet, sit back and help your life with a chilled drink ...the THIEF will confess, I swear!!!

The girl who refused to show me her breast in secondary school,sitted next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​.... God is indeed wonderful

Sometimes I just sit and wonder what could’ve happened to David if the stone didn’t hit Goliath?

Sometimes I just sit and wonder what could’ve happened to David if the stone didn’t hit Goliath ?

Sometimes I just sit and wonder what could’ve happened to David if the stone didn’t hit Goliath?

We r all shouting racism! racism!! It begains with us...

WHAT IS RACISM ? RACISM is when u select ur white clothes to wash first before d black one...say no to RACISM ..wash them together

off to church, narrow is the way that leads to heaven,so let me go early before all these fat ladies start coming..

dat guy wey break dat glass no get joy at all

Who is a risk taker?if you agree with me!
A risk taker is someone that farts while having running stomach!

seunprodigy13:
see this mumu illiterate....you don't even knw d diff BTW 'advice' and 'advise'

trying hard to savage dat killer shot right? but I insist since u can't air ur worthless opinion without insult,pls ask ur father if u ve one,what prompted him not 2 use condom with ur mum 2 avoid giving birth to BESCUMBER like u?

seunprodigy13:
ode....just report urself say u be 15secs man so u can b helpd

since u can't air ur hopeless opinion without insult, I will advice u 2 ask ur father what prevented him not 2 use condom 2 avoid ur mum giving birth 2 an hopeless idiot like u?

Traveln:
Next time give credit to the original owner

u re very right bro! my bad,thanks.

When you format a phone, it behaves like its head is correct for a while before finally going back to the stupid phone it used to be... Man U finally back to the useless club they used to be....

When you format a phone, it behaves like its head is correct for a while before finally going back to the stupid phone it used to be... Man U finally back to the useless club they used to be....

But seriously, do you know that people that last 1hr na the people wey dey give belle wen dem take dey born all these agberos.... When 2mins or 1min give belle, you go see calm and intelligent baby

Using Drugs, Herbs and Drinks to enhance your ERECTION amounts to RIGGING. Our women deserve Free, Fair and Credible ERECTION. SayNoToErectionRigging

Kingbones:
What is it saying

you see ur life now,u can't even deduce when some1 gives you a killer shot,well I don't blame you " BOY" for all the garbage in NAIRALAND but thanks to a very small handful of idiot like you dat made it possible.go home bro I am not in d same league with you!peace.

Viicfuntop:
Was this supposed to be funny

for u "NO"# thanks 4 coming#

Kingbones:
There's mucus in your brain

common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's compound

There's no difference between bar and bra, because once these two are opened, men go crazy, Now imagine a girl called Barbra¿