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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With Her But She Is HIV Positive. by samcus(m): 1:21pm On Nov 23, 2019
AYE LE OOOO IBOSI OOOOO
Romance / Re: I Had Sex With My Fiance's Friend, Please Help! by samcus(m): 11:53am On Nov 23, 2019
olosho kobo kobo you see your life now

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Celebrities / Days After Mompha’s Arrest, Hushpuppi Changes Instagram Bio by samcus(m): 7:41am On Nov 04, 2019
The fear of EFCC may have just been the beginning of wisdom for Dubai based big boy, Hushpuppi, who is known for his extravagant lifestyle on social media.

A quick look at his social media biography shows that he has changed it from the famous ‘the Billionaire Gucci master’ to ‘real estate developer.

Could the new name change be associated with the arrest of fellow Instagram and Dubai based big boy, Mompha, by officials of the Economic and Financial Crime Commission

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Family / Guy's Don't Kill Yourself!maximum Extreme Range Of Sex Is 13 Minute by samcus(m): 5:20pm On Oct 31, 2019
GUY'S DON'T KILL YOURSELF!

​​MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SEX IS 13 MINUTES..​ for married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol...

Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs (Sex Enhancing drugs).

Depending on what side of the sex duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.

But, according to a 2008 study of United States and Canadian sex therapists, sex that is “too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.

It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.

So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.

Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: sexual weakness.

This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sex isn't enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).

The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs.

Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sex is 3 to 5 minutes, our women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.

Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.

Men! Men!! Men!!! How many times have I called you? Take note and beware..

Celebrities / If Eminem Disses Nigeria by samcus(m): 10:33am On Oct 27, 2019
if eminem disses Nigeria in a song,which of our rappers are we sending to challenge him?
1.M.I
2.OLAMIDE
3.VECTOR
4.PHYNO

Religion / Re: Jesus Never Wore Robe: A Preaching Against Men Who Wear Women's Clothing by samcus(m): 9:30am On Oct 27, 2019
Men Are The Most complete Creatures I Have Ever Seen,No Make-up Yet They Attract Women Be Proud Of Yourselves Kings
Religion / Re: Six Wrong Reasons For Attending Church by samcus(m): 9:29am On Oct 27, 2019
Men Are The Most completed Creatures I Have Ever Seen, No Make-up Yet They Attract Women Be Proud Of Yourselves Kings

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Career / Re: Should I Travel Out Of Nigeria To USA Or Stay In Lagos To Start My Music Career? by samcus(m): 9:06pm On Oct 22, 2019
is better you run for your life.
Celebrities / Vector Agrees Rap Battle Face Off With MI After Willie XO, Hushpuppi Offers 40m by samcus(m): 1:13am On Oct 19, 2019
Willie XO, a London based-Nigerian singer recently offererd 20 Million for a rap battle Face off between Vector and MI Abaga.

They rappers snubbed the offer which forced him to increase the offer from 20m to 30m and Hushpuppi supported with 10m which now sums up to 40 million naira for the face off rap challenge.

In a recent video, Vector agrees to take Rap Battle Face Off with MI Abaga after he reveals Willie XO called him on phone and Hushpuppi supporting the challenge.

Vector wrote;

What’s a rat to a snake when there’s N40mil on d table? @iamwilliexo let’s

do this.

Travel / Re: Lagos Bad Roads: Lists Of Roads Lagos Govt Will Be Working On Immediately by samcus(m): 2:11pm On Oct 14, 2019
Idi Oro road, Mushin!is the most disgusting road in Lagos right now.
TV/Movies / Re: Experience With Dstv October Double Upgrade Promo by samcus(m): 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2019
dstv end is here,pipul tv offered better with 3,500 monthly sub on premium bouque,dont stress urself anymore.

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Family / Your Decision Today Will Determine Your Happiness Tomorrow! by samcus(m): 7:21am On Sep 26, 2019
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee...

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?", he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

Yes, I do", she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?"

'Yes, I remember", says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues.

Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?""

'I remember that also", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have been released today if only I took the right decision!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 1) On 17th September 2019 by samcus(m): 10:01pm On Sep 17, 2019
nobodytestme:
This is Black Tuesday indeed.. Chelsea losing , Liverpool losing , Inter Milan no even “ win either half”, Barcelona and Dortmund that are crazy for goals in their leagues , can’t even score a single goal, instead na Salzburg carry the whole goals for head.. ok o.. iz well
laugh wan tear my belle

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Politics / Re: Buhari: ‘FEC Meeting Saved Me From Tribunal Trauma’ by samcus(m): 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2019
I think most times people should learn to drink water rather than talking shii...
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Take 10m Nigerians Out Of Poverty In 10 Years —Osinbajo by samcus(m): 8:51pm On Sep 12, 2019
thunder fire you there!

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Crime / Re: Oyibogare Esharenena Williams Of EFCC Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Edo by samcus(m): 11:19am On Sep 07, 2019
Idealically, based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution, I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that Nigeria actually is drowning.

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Politics / Re: We’ll Fund Xenophobic Victims’ Suit Against South Africa – Reps by samcus(m): 10:01am On Sep 07, 2019
Idealically, based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution, I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that nigeria is actually drowning.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: The North Will Produce Another President In 2023 If… by samcus(m): 9:42am On Sep 07, 2019
A typical Nigerian prefer a bad leader from his tribe than a good leader from other tribe.

This is how our problems started .

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Donates 120 Patrol Vehicles, 35 Patrol Motorcycles To Security Forces by samcus(m): 4:50pm On Sep 05, 2019
A typical Nigerian prefer a bad leader from his tribe than a good leader from other tribe.

This is how our problems started.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Father Talking Billions In His Dad's Office (Pictured) by samcus(m): 7:06am On Sep 05, 2019
Onyi22:

My long time fool how fa?
ask ur father dis cos he has failed 2 brought a low life dirty pus...y to dis world.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Father Talking Billions In His Dad's Office (Pictured) by samcus(m): 7:04am On Sep 05, 2019
Onyi22:

E pain this idiot
my dear it doesn't,I just hate poor lady like u calling out hardworking guys on social media thanks
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Father Talking Billions In His Dad's Office (Pictured) by samcus(m): 8:31pm On Sep 04, 2019
Onyi22:
Money is really good, when ever I look at davido I see money ..
Money circulate around him,
Unlike some guys that r circulated with poverty
look at dis dirty thing talking about poor guys,re u not circulating ur dirty thing among ur numerous customer?
Business / Re: MTN Nigeria Closes Shops Nationwide by samcus(m): 2:24pm On Sep 04, 2019
Denikayan:
Why!

This is a Breach of contract. Subscribers have been manipulated to believe they come first.

If any security challenges, they can consult the security institutions in the country for protection.


What hurts the most is that I won't have the opportunity to get an iphone X. Was already planning to go hang around MTN Ikoyi just in case it's bursted.
bad man
Sports / Re: Chelsea's Davide Zappacosta Set To Join Roma On Season-long Loan by samcus(m): 10:32am On Aug 21, 2019
sylve11:


nor dey smoke cardboard paper, you nor go gree hear.............. undecided cool
lol
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Sues 2baba, Ruggedman And Faze Over Image Damage Of ‘plantashun Boiz’ by samcus(m): 8:07am On Aug 20, 2019
going thru some comments here right now,nigeria is finished.
Family / What Is Your Plan B? by samcus(m): 7:16am On Aug 20, 2019
*WHAT IS YOUR PLAN B?*

*Think about it!!*.
The moment you get out of bed, wash your face, *Pure Water Companies* will be counting on
you and when you brush your teeth, *Pepsodent, Macleans* or similar brands will be earning on you.
When you Charge your phone *NEPA* will be reading their meter. When you move from your house to the office, *taxis, buses, Okada or Keke Napep owners*, if u are driving *Filling Station Owners* will be collecting their share and when you check your *WhatsApp, Facebook* and other social media, telecommunication companies will be making money on you!

So before you get out of the house you have already paid all these companies something. You have already spent money.
Let me not even talk about the rest of the day. *So if you are going to bed without making money*, how are you going to foot all these bills??.

*Food for thought*
Do something about your life today.
Start thinking about how to make money everyday. *Think Residual Income* Start with a small targeted amount and grow as you go. Start with something that will give u even if its *50 Naira a day.*
*Its better than going to bed without making even a kobo*.
*Let's Put our faith into action, take risks and start something!*

*SALARY* alone can not solve your money problems.
You need Secondary Source of income to balance.
*SALARY* is a *MEDICINE* for managing *POVERTY*, it doesn't *CURE* it. Only your *BUSINESS* or *INVESTMENT* Cures Poverty.

*BE FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT...*
*Have a Plan B.*

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Health / Re: Woman Who Thought She Had Kidney Stone, Gives Birth To Triplets by samcus(m): 11:02am On Aug 18, 2019
Don't Pay People To Consult God For You, God Is Not An Oracle. He Is Your Father. Consult Him Personally.
#Happy_weekend .
Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by samcus(m): 5:22am On Aug 14, 2019
my dear everybody with his or her problem,so please carry ur cross nd stop disturbing us with EWA again,beside why dont u go nd learn how 2 cook EWA not yeye beans wey u dey cook 4 house.
Romance / Re: My Landlords Wife Is Tempting Me. by samcus(m): 2:13pm On Aug 08, 2019
SOME MEN ARE BORN WITH THE GENETIC OF POVERTY! YOU INCREASE HIS SALARY; HE ADDED A WIFE...
Crime / Re: Abike: Out Of 21 Drug Dealers Waiting Execution In Indonesia, 20 From Anambra by samcus(m): 12:55pm On Aug 08, 2019
jesus is lord!

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