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O boy, I tire for the matter. I be dey think say nah only me dey reason ham like that.

My words.

This, dodo ati rice song nko?
Ikebe by sunny nko?

Newman20:
Lol, you don't know your headmaster's name

No bragging, show yours.

Bluntguy:
This won't get you a job anywhere in the whole world. Is this all you've got?

we're talking nostalgia here.

This is the examination paper I used while in the nursery class and the certificate I obtained.
Thanks to mummy for keeping mine.
Please, post yours. I bet you won't find one.

Padi-padi government.

Absolutely correct!
He is only responsible to the people through the constitution.
Now, as the constitution obliged him to a media chat at certain times?
That is the question begging for answers.

Drigby2:
If we uplift the lockdown, COVID-19 cases will rise. If we keep the lockdown, hunger cases and crime rate will rise.
Let's not also forget the impending recession.



Chai, this virus don do us strong tin.

This is piss and shit.

The dates please!

Dannonye:
So many things they did then that wasn't right.

Hope you don't have scars sha

luckily, I was spared that!

Dannonye:
That's a lot of violence for a nursery school child
A lot
More than a lot

They called it training then.

You can't blame the guy for that! It's emotional stuff. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

peropoliet:
did you school in idiroko ipokia local gov

yep!

Mine was with my mummy!
Mummy, had just bought me a very new kitto blue rubber sandals.
So, this fateful day, I was still in nursery class at, Loveday nursery and primary school. At the close of the school, I was waiting for mummy to pick me up for home.
She was delayed that day, in the course of waiting for her arrival, I and some of my friends back then engaged ourselves in a game.
That game, gave me the punishment.
We started by, throwing our sandals up the roof of our class and we were happy seeing them rolling down under the influence of gravity!
So, this time around , I threw my sandal up again as usual, but to my greatest disappointment the sandal refused to come down (then it dawned on me that not everything that goes up will come down).
I tried everything to bring the sandal down, all efforts proved abortive. Nah that time I no say I don enter soup.
When mummy later arrive and I told, her what had happened, she vented all her anger on me!
She flogged me, right from my school to my room. My back was dripping with blood.
As little as I was (a nursery school pupil), I did not forget that event still tomorrow!
Later asked her why she flogged me so hard, she told me that,"that week she was out of pocket and couldn't help buying me another sandals that week,so she flogged me out of frustration."
She's still surprised, I can still remember the event.
Since that day, I no dey play when the school don close, let alone with my sandals!

Ogbeni111:
As you can see
She is so beautiful and sexy....

Dope

All these Nigerian universities, are just abusing the word,"invention", they all need their dictionary.

Maybe you just want to advertise the site

I think often times, handsome dudes don't know that they are handsome, or better still they are not aware of what they are.

This is dope!

tompat86:
The moment Baba disclosed the extension of lockdown, one of my neighbours called his wife to come and remove one out of the two meats she gave him for dinner.

Like terms, bleep times three!

Ifyjos:
Eat
Tv
Phone
Bleep
Eat
Nap
Eat
Bleep
Eat
Phone
Bleep
Sleep

08135493161

08135493161

Compare that to your dear country Nigeria

FertileAfrika:
Is that meant for everyone in Rwanda or just a specific amount of people, because that doesn't look like much to me.

You can try, Germini man.