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I hope it wasn’t some frustrated student.

I remember 20 years ago when something like that happened to two Production engineering non-academic staff in Uniben who frustrated students in ELA. After that whole ish, the rest calm down.

I just hope it wasn’t though.


Missed Uniben sha. Prof Anao…

How time flies

Conner44:
My brother the hype was excessive

And the car just died like that without funeral. Lol

Tokskob2008:
Daewoo racer and Toyota celica were the king of the roads back then, any compound the cars were park is sure to be a rich man's house.

I de tell you

Conner44:
Omo I remember this promo. It was the ‘shiznit’ that year. It ran for almost a full year. Diabetes wey hold people then because of daewoo racer ehn . . . That ride was on point waaaaay back then

Bottle cover full boys pockets dey jingle anyhow yet no daewoo racer for garage

That Daewoo racer feels like Lamborghini that year. Lol

aieromon:
My mom had a provisions shop and I made sure to keep all crown corks after opening the bottles. The only thing I won was a free drink. I believe I won up to a crate.

Fido Dido scammed me.

Same with me. We had tons of free drinks and keep getting the same letters over and over again.

Did you ever win this ‘Daewoo Racer’ abi na Daewoo Espero, or you know anyone who won it? cos in my house then we had tons of A-E-W-O-O, but no “D”. Lol.

We drank 7up overdose and were picking up 7up cover everywhere we go. Lol

I taya

It is well with Nigeria

I would be more surprised if they acknowledged it.

For the sake of peace, I hope it don’t get rigged cos Nigerians are ready to take back our country from those cankerworms

F••ls

Before Soludo became the governor of Anambra state, I thought he had sense

VeryWickedGoat:
You are extremely stupid to repeat the same process THRICE!
Ah. You dey mad. Na confam mumu u be.

The 2nd one was to prove that she controls you by scoring her 2nd goal over your equalizer that cancelled her 1st goal (which pained her).

She won you 3-1.
You be baba simp.

Oga, that was better 3-0, clean sheet + hat trick wey that babe just give the guy.

dazzlingd:
Lol,
The girl was actually interested and I just gave her another chance to be sure she don dey get sense

Bro, you fall hand.

Merch:
You are a simp

I de tell you, babe jonze you for three times? Haba!!! That guy no just try. Him no suppose contact the babe again the second time even if she gave her number. Him can never see that girl pant

This one choke

Marriage wahala

The kind headline self

My woman…. my everything

Oga, go and get your children and take them with you to your house.

Also make sure you protect them from your new wife before we hear front page story of how your new wife burns twins with hot iron and is sentenced to jail for 10 years.

Women no de reason o

Move on bro. That guy from abroad is already knacking your babe. That was just an excuse to dump you bro.

She went to sleep with that guy and her conscience is making her act the way she is acting now.

If she is a good girl like you claimed and loved you half as much as you loved her, she would have picked up your call or called you when she knows she might be staying a little longer outside knowing how worried scared that makes you feel.

If she comes back bro, be ready to father another man’s child.

Be wise.

imadiyi:
My bro ooo, nah u are talking (Etisalat). That price that every virtuous woman needs, according to you, is not just money, but those things that bringforth love into them; which are charater, prospect and attention,, do you get?

Bro, that price is money, then sezzz. Affection/attention is just words they use to make you a simp. When you begin to stay with them always showing them affection/attention, you lose value as a man.

Without money you can’t even see a “virtuous woman” talk more of knowing her.


A woman would choose a rich guy over a poor guy in marriage, but will still sleep with the rich man’s gateman for sezzzz. You know why? She needs them both, and guess what? She can never marry the gateman

imadiyi:
There are variance in basically everything in life; clothes, houses, cars, humans, status, etc. So also, there's in marriages. Certainly, people of their likes, will surely get married to them. For example, if you're one, definitely, you'll have one too. Nor vex 4 using u as an instance, jare'. Na just 2 makam klair.

Lol. My brother, every woman has got a price. Some are simply just cheaper than the other, but this price is what men can pay.

imadiyi:
Any woman that you slept with, with 2 noodles packs and an egg, is not worth a wife. A good lady will reject you and your advances, irrespective of your wealth. A good woman looks for character, prospect and attention, which bringforth love,,ok? Originally, every woman needs aloha male!

So where is the good lady you speak so highly of? I’m sure you’ll say they are one in a million. Now who marries the other 999,999?

With two indomie and one raw egg you can sleep with two different women.

Don’t you think it’s the women that needs psychiatric evaluation before getting into marriage?

onlinestaff2020:
Hi No1girl,

I read your post with utmost attention and found out that you are really a hard-working mom who loves taking absolute care of her lovely and adorable daughters...Thumbs up!

You really did justice by your expository expectations for a Nigerian who intends to JAPA outta of the country...Thumbs up!

I've a request that you need to look at, please - I'm interested in loving you until eternity...I want to be an integral part of your life, just like your daughter's.

Can we bond together?

You can send me a mention on this thread, please or better still, pm.

Happy life in abroad!

My guy …. You want to enjoy her ‘oto’?

Enjoy bro, na Wetin men de do

Japa dis, japa that. Make Una leave the japarer’s alone. You have been abroad for 10 years yet you don’t want to let others travel. There is problem everywhere and the ones you mentioned are faced by anybody even rich people so what da heck. Those that have means should travel, but make sure you don’t sell all your properties just cos you want to travel. I live in Yankee but I still love my country Naija. All my properties are still intact and I come back anytime I want to.

henndukwe18:
Na D's kind situation I dey like, I always see it as a challenge, n I lv d challenge, maybe she may even be ur true love

True. True love is never easy to find, obstacles everywhere right from day one

Bahamas95:
Not always true, she's just being jealous because her friend caught your attention.

It’s always the jealous ones that forms the chaperone. They are always single and less pretty than their friends

illicit:
The fat friend is obviously a foodie

Just tell her that her friend will bring "take away" for her

Lol. Exactly

Guys, how did you manage to get past this point? If you did eventually, are you guys still dating?


This literally happened to me like two weeks ago. Lol.

Foodqueen:
It's better not be Nigeria.

Of course