₦airaland Forum

Slonge2:
jambito go and sleep, I don't banter words with puerile fucktards.. your most profound academic achievement is your waec result don't come online and spew lies. The fact that you're a failure bereft of any significant achievement in life aint my fault, go blame your ancestors..

Charlatan, am back from work where I make a 6 digits pay enough to feed ur entire family while ur sorry ass has been jumping from one thread to another displaying stupidity all day. Chanting sai Buhari on an empty stomach won't help your pathetic situation.. Go get a life Jobless he-goat.

Slonge2:
I've got more knowledge in my faeces than your whole generation merged together. I won't be surprised if you are one of those perpetually frustrated jambites who are mad at everyone for their failure to progress academically. BASTARD FLOP

All your posts on nairaland reeks of stupidity and ignorance. I ll rather be a jambite than come on a faceless forum to display stupidity. Come to talk of academic prowess, you are nowhere near where I have been academically. Stupid ediot..

Slonge2:
[size=14pt]Even if buhari presents bank teller as his certificate, I will still vote for him. Anyone but the grand cluelessinho[/size]

We don't expect you to value education since you are a stark illiterate like your mentor.

Now they are clamoring for issue based campaign. Since APC wants to play dirty, then two can play the game. Now it's politics of character assassination we cannot sit and watch some idiots force a senile man down our throats.
This is just the beginning, by the time PDP finishes with buhari, even his boko boys will disown him.

OP you are completely correct. Violence is a major trait of APC supporters. 90 percent of them are jobless so you'll always see them on the first page of every thread chanting sai Buhari. I can testify to the transformation agenda of this administration as regards job creation. 90 percent of my university classmates are gainfully employed just 2yrs after graduation something that wasn't normal before now. Most of them are in the power sector which before now was in shambles. Some of them are currently on postgraduate scholarships abroad courtesy of the federal government. My recent experience at our refurbished airports speaks volumes. I recently spent just 3hrs by road between Benin and lagos, a journey that was approximately 6hrs before due to the bad nature of the road.
Most people chanting sai Buhari are those who would still soak garri 3 times a day even if Jesus was president.
The present administration is not perfect, but to deny it's giant strides is to sacrifice truth on the alters of deceit. If previous administrations had been this sincere, we won't be where we are currently.

Generalkorex:
Na true.
@op which category are you

Na category 3 things o..

Below is a list of different categories of parents we encountered in primary school. I won't be surprised if some people never had such encounters because from the latest political happenings, primary school education isn't easy to come by as we once thought.
1. THE EVER PRESENT PARENTS; These sets of parents are always around for any school occasion. From PTA meetings down to school inter house sports u will always find them. Even if the occasion was scheduled to hold during working hours, they would still be present. Not that they are jobless but they seem to always put all other activities on hold just to attend their wards school programs.

2. THE GHOST PARENTS; Unlike the ones above, these parents would never show up or participate in school activities. If your parents were in this category, am very sure you received enough strokes of cane just because your parents refused to show up at PTA meetings. Sometimes I wonder why dem no go flog the papa for house instead of the innocent child.

3. THE EVER COMPLYING PARENTS; These categories of parents would pay for any kind of fees. They can pay for state sha. While other parents are grumbling about the recent hike in fees, these parents have already settled theirs. Little wonder such parents are usually nominated to head the PTA.
A closer look at some of these parents, you'll find less educated people who place serious emphasis on education than material things.

4. THE NON COMPLYING PARENTS; To pay school fees na quarrel not to talk of paying for end of year party or report card. Just as Anelka moves from one club to another every transfer Window, their wards move from one school to another every session to avoid paying outstanding school fees.
More often than not, these are the same parents living large and throwing parties with little or no attention to their children's education.

5. THE THIRD PARTY DISCIPLINARIAN; These category of parents don't believe in the axiom which says charity begins at home. They'll delegate the duty of disciplining their children at home to the most wicked teacher in school.
If the pikin thief meat for pot, they'll bring him to the assembly ground and dedicate his butts to the lashes of the fiercest teacher on ground. Their children often end up becoming social pariahs and more notorious.

6. THE EXPLOSIVE PARENTS; Their children are like landmines, you touch them you lose your limb(job) as a teacher. Even fellow pupils dare not beat up such children cause they'll rain hell on your parents.
These parents never tell their wards to stay out of trouble, rather their children can run their mouth like tap riding on the aggressive nature of their parents.
Sometimes you don't blame these parents, many of them waited so long to bear these children and would always go overboard to protect them.

Which category do your parents fall into. Mine belongs to category 3.
Feel free to add to the list... HAPPY 2015.

omenka:
Jonathan is over pushing his luck. I thought they said Buhari is a serial loser and would certainly lose this time as well. What's with all the clandestine manoeuvrings to frustrate him?? Certainly even Jonathan himself could see his end is nigh. If he thinks he's gonna stand alone in this contest like he did in the PDP "coronation" he's got another thing coming.

I know enormous pressure would be mounted on the Military not to release the said certs given that they come under the command of the president, but one thing they should know is the chaos that would ensue upon tinkering with disqualification of Buhari would make the subsidy protests look like a new yam festival!!

Jonathan should put a leash on his desperation. Nigeria is bigger than his ambition!

Which subsidy protest is this one talking about? A protest when military men were deployed, the whole ojota was empty like a toy store without a PS3. The efforts u are wasting here would have been useful in helping ur illiterate general search for his certificate. If Buhari is actually disqualified which I don't expect, nothing will happen. No one is bigger than this country.

I hope INEC clears him one way or the other so he can lose miserable at the polls. Before Buhari comes out of this mess, his political career would have been dealt with a serious uppercut. Tinubu must be regretting why he presented this charlatan instead of learned men like Fashola et AL.

NYSC certificate almost made me lose my current job during the interview stage even though I was just days away from my Pop, yet an illiterate general wants to rule this country without even FSLC. Thank God for the electoral reforms made by the present administration, no longer would charlatans smell the corridors of power.

I hope INEC has the necessary framework in place to detect an oluwole cloned certificate. All these our politicians no get joy o.

Lagos the overrated cesspit.

I use the starsat HD decoder and my experience has been awesome. With the 3k monthly subscription, I get to enjoy loads of exciting channels ranging from fox to mtv base. The downside is the sporting content which I think it's still below par. Generally I think startimes has really tried. 8/10

F**k FIFA nd PES.. Table soccer all the way.. I remember that year wey we dey use eye scout for smooth cemented floor to unleash our ultimate team. Childhood was really fun growing up in independence street ikeja..

Million dollar question

Clerverly:
you cant be jobless when you are not qualified!

Mr man stop derailing this thread. Your mentor just showed that he is as dumb as a rock, instead of you covering your head in ashes you resorted to abuses. Abeg swerve go corner make ppl way fit package the so called people's general come repackage am. Barcanista ur attention is needed. This transgendered hobo is adding salt to the open sore of Buhari.

Both Buhari and Atiku will lose in 2015 if any of them clinches the APC ticket. For the sake of peace and so blood and baboons don't get soaked in blood, we would prefer Atiku. The memory of Corp members whose bloods were shed in the last elections is still fresh nd will continue to hunt Buhari until he meets his 72 virgins in hell.

No one should compare this scenario to that of Tambuwal. Those senators were not elected on the platform of the APC so they are free to decamp cos the party on whose platform they were elected no longer exists.

@Op u are totally correct.. I don't think they always have an agenda in their rallies. In a APC rallies, everybody must vent his or her anger sotay Dem go begin drag mic.. I don't pray to live in a country ruled by those aggrieved criminals..

When u watch Mr president's declaration, u ll see the difference between a born winner and a wannabe craving attention. The oppositions were given a total knock out by the speech and declaration today. Having watched various declarations by the APC, all I can say is they have no agenda for Nigeria. They are only concerned about removing GEJ hence the constant mention of his name. Besides, am yet to see the president mention APC in any of his speeches. Does it mean he is so clueless that he doesn't know the party exist.

Johnnyessence:
Tanoid and d PDP elite are just deceiving themselves in Lagos. God that exposed their tactics will give APC d victory.

Don't u ever put God and ur Islamic party in the same sentence. Its sacrilegious.

We really plenty for this class o. Was almost thinking am a weirdo. Most of the time, the ladies often make relationship boring. I met this nice chic while at work, just wanted to always hangout with her when am not busy but she was thinking otherwise. After 3 hangouts she started asking why I haven't invited her to my place or I had a girlfriend I was hiding away from her. After her first visit to my place the whole friendship took a nose dive. Having been assured I was staying alone, she would always want to come to my place at the slightest opportunity. The romantic hangouts and conversations we once had that made me attracted to her are all gone. The whole relationship is becoming boring and I don't know how to even tell her that we should go back to the status quo without hurting her.

Political e-warriors have been taking a lot of mathematics courses lately. My question is, what has APC done to mobilise votes from the grassroots. In a country as Nigeria, access to social media is only available to a very minute fraction of the electorates. As a middle class citizen, I can rant all I can on social networks and vote on e-polls but trust me d probability of me voting on election day is 1/2. 80% of those who will really not care about the long queues or weather conditions on election day don't have access to Internet connections.
My question again is what has APC done to mobilise these voters at the grassroots. I have travelled to many states in Nigeria and believe me PDP has political structures in almost every states even in APC controlled states. Living in all these self imposed illusions and not face reality are the only reasons why some people will think elections was rigged when it doesn't goes their way come 2015.

Laughing out loud at the way people analyse election results on social networks. The same way ekiti and anambra elections were permutated on the pages of nairaland. I Was about taking this post seriously until the Op referred to a 10milion vote margin as a marginal victory. We dey siddon here wait to see Hw buhari wan take unseat GEJ in 2015 that's if Tinubu doesn't sell the tickets to d highest bidder Atiku. You supporters of APC should always tell yourselves the truth at least once in a blue moon. Even a Buhari/Mandela ticket is dead on arrival, the name buhari puts the F in failure when it comes to politics in Nigeria.

All this epistle for Ikimi? APC must b really pained..

overhypedsteve: so if Ghana wanted to rule Africa why didn't it donate 500,000 dollars to help support ebola efforts like Nigeria did. To even think the conference was held in accra: or was it waiting for obama to aid us. Nigeria is not claiming to rule westafrica it is only our leadership character that makes us distinct. Even nigerian elites and religious leaders are sending aids to Liberia. Were is Ghana. The leader of the free region of west Africa. Were is Ghana when Nigeria is building a city on the sea. Where is Ghana when nigerian scientist are building space satellites, where is Ghana when nigerian jets were bomberding extremist in Mali, where is Ghana when nigerian made gulma drones are being used by AMISOM. Where was Ghana when mandela was in jail, where was Ghana when Angola was in chains, where was Ghana?
Standing at the long line of failed states waiting to cash it IMF cheque. And you want to lead who? Even Liberia will soon rise above your dunghill of a country.

With all the world politics I know, I never knew the name of Ghana's president until now. No thanks to his irrelevance.

I just reach work, make I arrange my office before I think of wetin to comment..

Is that all u could come up with op? Very dry.. Anyway make I still spread my mat wait for better ppl to come comment..

This is what u get when a religious bigot (Buhari), a renowned thief(Tinubu), power hungry(northern oligarchs),a drug addict(FFK), a rejected shit(Ameachi), a clown(okorocha), and a perpetual liar(lie muhammad) are put together in one place.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]omq! Don't you think saying all those things will be too verbose?
Left to me,I understand one had to put his or her B.Sc Grade level as well, but going far as to include your Primary School, Sec school and even your grades will be too wordy-remember you have to make it short and simple,after all,They must have seen your profile already,so that will be inconsequential repeating everything there is on your Cv.
The ones i would agree with you is one's achievements and correlating it with the position applied to fit in, which i will gladly tell, and also my strenghts and skills.

Note: I had work with 'em here in PH as a E.O,Ad Hoc Staff( I must add, the job is tasking- workload no be moi-moi,I dey teyuuu) last year due to dearth of staff.so i know exactly what to tell them in that regards as per some professional terms i will tell 'em and job details in a very concise way,that i will.
On the flipside, I have some interview videos on my laptop that i go through most times,and i was only trying to use their own style of answering the usual suspect "kindly tell us about yourself?" in just a min instead of 3mins timeline-It might be boring if i am to say everything there is to be said on my Cv bros- 'Don't you think so?'[/quote]Bro, the truth is a good and thorough interview shouldn't be less than 20-30min unless the job you are being interviewed for doesn't require a great degree of competence. Using 3-5mins to introduce yourself wouldn't be out of place because it gives the interviewer an overview of who you are and what you bring to the table. As regards the CV, the power of your Cv most of the time ends at the application stage where probably the Cv got you the interview or test invite. Inability to prove to the interviewer that you are the right person for the job may spell doom. I have been to interviews where i was still asked my class of degree and course of study despite it being highlighted boldly on my Cv. One of the myth of interviews is that the best qualified person gets the job. This isn't true, rather the person who performs best at the interview gets the job.
The bottom line is to always see any question asked as an opportunity to highlight your strength.

It's a pity no one wants to be associated with FFK.. Even the FFK aka scamjones dey deny him true identity. It must really suck to be FFK.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

What positive thing is happening?

Please enlighten us, foooool!

You Mr just showed that stupidity is a strong criteria for joining APC..

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Testing the Mic! Testing the Mic!! Testing the Mic!
Perhaps If we/or I was to be ask'd 'kindly Introduce yourself'-as usual,the very first line of question

I will begin by saying, (This will be my second Interview out of four pending after today's own)

Okay,Thank you for the question'
First off, My names is Donald Genes
From Akwa Ibom state(I heard from different quarters that we are not suppose to say where you are from while some said we should say)

I graduated from University of Calabar,where i bagged a B.Sc Degree in Genetics and Biotechnology (Hons)
Uhmm! And, I'm hoping to become one of your Examination Officer" God willing

I am hardworking, very conscentious and also very flexible to any work assigned to me
www.thatzall.

Omq! Guys please rate me on a scale of 1-10, if i am good to go or i need to re-strategize[/quote]0/10..if it's a very reputable organisation and all you say about yourself is the above, then you have blew away what might be your only chance of convincing the interviewer that you are the right person for the job.
Most people don't realize that the "tell us about yourself" question is usually what makes or Mar your interview. Creating the first impression goes a long way to determine how the interviewer would relate with you all through the interview.
The best way to answer the question is to introduce yourself by your name as you rightly did, your date of birth, after that give a chronological account of your educational history starting from your primary school up to your university also including what u doing currently . Also highlight your achievements such as graduating with honours, making some nice grades in your ssce, beneficiary of a scholarship, your project work in school etc. Also try to give the interviewer a little bit of the skills you have acquired and how you have used such in solving real life challenges.
There are no perfect answers to any interview question but the rule of thumb remains the same; always highlight your strength at the slightest opportunity and try to relate such with the present position you are being interviewed for.