autojosh:
It is pretty difficult to drive in peace on Lagos roads. Thanks to these road officials whose job is to ensure cars and drivers are roadworthy on roads that are not car worthy.

1) VIO
The Vehicle Inspection Officials are tasked with the responsibility of ensuring only roadworthy vehicles are found on the road. They inspect the body of your car as well as the lights, horn, “emission”, mirrors, tyres, etc.



2) LASTMA
LASTMA is the acronym for Lagos State Traffic Management Authority. Established in year 2000, their responsibility is to ensure free flow of traffic and reduce road accidents. If you want to see these guys in action, just follow one-way or take the BRT lane.



3) FRSC
FRSC (Federal Road Safety Corps) was established in 1988. This is the No. 1 road agency in Nigeria, they are responsible for checking roadworthiness of vehicles, and possibly eliminating accidents on the highway. They recommend and implement laws, policies and devices that minimize highway accidents.

If these guys should catch you without a C-Caution or fire extinguisher, just know you are in for big trouble.



4) Local Government Council Officials
These guys have been so tenacious despite being banned. Several years back, they used to arrest drivers with the flimsiest of all excuses with no law to back it up. Now, they focus on company cars, busses and pickup trucks. If you don’t have the local government permit or a dustbin in your pickup truck, these guys are out there searching for you. The sad part is most of them don’t even wear any uniform.



5) Police
The ultimate “Men In Black”. Ultimate because they have combined all the job functions. They can even create a new law or policy because of you.. on the spot. They are the most popular and you’ll see them everywhere you go!



Tell us which one you fear the most and add yours if I omitted any.. but don’t go and add Agbero (touts)…

Also, let’s know what you call the equivalent of LASTMA in your state.

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sarrki:
Seeking for Attention

admax:
The young man should have gone to see his Pastor to seek a biblical answer and not asking that loosed cannon called freeze.

The bible didn't explicitly mentioned Masturbation but it falls under sexual immorality which God abhors.

In Genesis 38: 8-10, Onan do spill semen on the ground in God killed him. God want us to control our sexual urges, that's why you should get married if you can't.

Modified: I never knew we have plenty bible scholars here on NL

charix:
Still waiting for the abridged version.

ifihearam:
Not to be pessimistic,the marriage would not last.

ebitari2013:


Some beads are adorned with bells, which is a signal to let the man know that the woman wants to engage in se.xual intercourse.

twoondei:
Very sensitive I must say.
My opinion...

1. Wear hijabs, short ones preferably.

2. Your face should show at least. This only makes sense.

eleshin:


You didn't mention this in your original post because?

RuthlessAnalyst:




Does Your Reply make any Rational Sense to You?

You Replacing adjectives in My comment in a Tired Shameless attempt to Spite Me only Proved one thing: YOU'RE TRUELY A DERANGED MOFO...
A LIVING PROOF THAT MAN CAN INDEED LIVE WITHOUT A BRAIN
MR. Smuth U deserve nothing but a V.I.P Ward at Aro Hospital.

Aufbauh:
Those hypocrites saying 70m is too much have no knowledge about the cost of logistics. You can help yourself to consult an expert in the field or better use the goggle so that you don't make a public show of your ignorance.
When you take a case study from an event planner planning for a mini reception you may as well have a clue.
Moreover PMB wasn't interested but exigencies has made him to concede to the almost zero cost of the occasion as regards the value for money.

MadCow1:
Buhari is now killing Nigerians with electricity. .

LanreBrown:
GIRL "ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH"

'Chai'
English language 'don' Suffer.
ANYWAY MAY HER GENTLE SOUL RIP and May God grant her Love ones the fortitude to Bear the Loss

laurel03:
Too much of weight... Head alone like 30kg

Cjrane2:




You mean more FAKE 3D renditions?
Although Sammieb posted Nigerian airforce base lol..., but at least he posted some true pictures of kaduna state, not mere 3D images of deceit.

Incase you didn't notice yet, nobody takes those malaria 3D renditions your are crafting out of your computer seriously.

QuotaSystem:


Its called Kajuru Castle, a fantastic getaway.

Call them for enquiries +234 815 644 0144

QuotaSystem:
I have posted over 8 northern cities and the East is yet to catch up


Still waiting...

Meanwhile more KADUNA!



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vicadex07:
arranging and stockpilling yams for distribution to goats

Now we know how 20billion dollars got missing

cc:wailing wailers


http://dailymail.com.ng/bashar-umar-shares-this-picture-of-nigerias-former-president-goodluck-jonathan/

mn09abk:
1. One DVD player, 1 Gotv decoder wt antena.
2. 15 T-shirts.
3.One Wife
4. 1 Son, No daughter
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. 4 shoes
7.One bed .
8. A bag of pure water.
9. 1 walking stick.
10. 1 I pass my neighbour generator.
11. One bottle of groundnut oil
12. One bottle of pam Oil
13. 1 GSM (Nokia Asa 202)
14. 2 rubbers of gari, 5rubbers of rice 1rubber of beans,
15. 5 ankara
16. 5pots and 1 kerosene stove.
17. One set of spoons
18. One lamp
19. 1 pillow
20.One carpet
21.32 inch TV
22. N10,093:00k Access bank.
23. 1 girl friend, 2 mistresses and 1 concubine

I haf declared me asset u ppl should do the needy

Luggi007:
Is it a crime to sleep now or whats the big deal?

laurel03:
Too much of weight... Head alone like 30kg

DDeliverer:
But howcome nobody remembers the name of his assistant? He got up too...didn't he?