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luciangelymail:
Lol @ e-konk .....no vex dear.noted, thanx

. You're welcome.

ControlX:
OK
But check out this scenario

A man and a woman were involved in a car accident
It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, the woman says, “so you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “ I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.” (drunk driving offence)
Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never Change!

Guys be wise!

When did this happen to you?

Where picshure of car, pastor or all of the above?

This thread is why I wish I could give some one an e-konk.

You have to be careful not generalize certain behavioural patterns. The fact that a majority of people from an area or region exhibit certain traits doesn't mean it applies to all.

Just open your eyes and see. Being with a kinsman doesn't guarantee happiness or safety.

They be like: the hustle is real.

This is not just for Access bank users. I know many banks regularly warn their customers.

We just need to be more vigilant.

Twaci:
Thanks

Welcome

Twaci:
Thanks

Welcome

TEAMTWACI:
Sir that slogan was meant for haters and bashers

We now have a new slogan

T - THE W - WINNER A - AMONG C - CONTESTING I - INDIVIDUALS
Thanks, God bless you sir

Alright. Better. You're welcome.

TEAMTWACI:
Keep calm and vote www.nairaland.com/twaci For Miss NL




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T -THEY
W - WILL
A - ALL
C - CRY
I - IN THE END
Vote beauty and brain

Dunno why, I'm just not comfortable with the acronym. I'd suppose you'll want to strike positive chords in people so they can vote.
How about "Cheer" ( or anything +ve) instead of "Cry".


Just Saying...

The dude's got class! Hats off to him.

Lol. I've asked myself that question several times. I agree with Mynd.

I'll just say "well done".


People go soon line up, talk them mind.

Na so hungry been catch the pikin?

Eeyah.

Cool!


I guess the idea is from cartoons like Tom and Jerry.


Maybe.

SMH

Bia OP, I don't know how you'll do it o, but change that Nero to Nairaland. Haba! Na N for Nairaland.


U hear?

How manage? Na wa!

At least he didn't trek. Hehe.

The guy na baddoo that year! Upon the all, wetin comot?

Still some alakori no dey hear word...dey use am do mentor.


Seriously, if I have my way, I'd make a great flick outta this.

Google come and answer o...

Let her give precedents for her statement. #teamneutral

He who sticks closer than a brother = a true friend.



That's what I see up there.


You think the Zhang guy never got his friend vexed or they never disagreed? I think not. Yet Xie faithfully carried his self-assigned transportation and navigation duties.

Real Class!

Why are they hating? Is it by force to chop ogbono?
If they don't like it, let them go for ewedu.
Shikena!

Okay

So trekkers full this country like this!

U want this thread on FP too?

Talk true.

Nice... Don't rest on your oars.

Waiting for him to square up against any of the Klitschko brothers... I'll prolly trek to see it live!



NB prolly

My strong point...balance!

I've got generous doses of the OP's 1,2 & 3.

Most girls want that even if the needle tilts more towards a particular point. e.g. #2

They have a way of smelling such stuff even if it's still some distance away.

U see, OP u are very wicked. U come dey laff join! SMH

All your tactics involve some form of self-hurt. It's people like you that'll shut their eyes to avoid seeing certain people.

U never jam some correct people. Na u go comot house for them. #irememba

Never knew I'd say this: Just met a girl I think is quite cute...and she's got two lovely tribal marks...

Nice thoughts...
...if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Ilekeh:
Na wa o....... it's getting closer to Christmas, some boys dey save up to form big boy for their village.

Na so? Na April just dey end o!