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Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Receives Live Goat As Christmas Gift (photo) by sammoe(m): 8:03pm On Dec 24, 2014

G12:
Alright... U mean say this fine brown goat go die tomorrow? #crying

if e never late we fit go rescue am. My guys full ground remain. Na your bar go carry us go come.

#retrieval

#SEALtins

#sammoethacommando

#oshey

#okbye

Food › Re: Xmas Xtra.. Some Guys Cant Kill A fowl Come And Confess If You Cant :D by sammoe(m): 3:54pm On Dec 24, 2014*

Small thing. First time was like ten years ago or so.

Weird thing was I used to be scared to touch or carry them. I could accompany mum to shop, but chicken section, no way! Was really teased. Even my kid bro would carry the thing and be bringing to my side..."If I beat you!"

Then this day they needed someone to do the deed... I reached into my inner macho, summoned the dormant terminator and 'offed' the red capped thing. Come see as them dey fear me...

#seekilla

#terminatortins

#sorryadie

#merrychristmas

#okbye

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Celebrities › Re: Music Meets Runway: Ice Prince Leaves The Stage Upset by sammoe(m): 2:22pm On Dec 24, 2014

Did he perform the one he did with Sunny Neji?

#iceprincemelts

#naughtyaudience

#okbye

#ahokmerrychristmas

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Nairaland General › Re: The World Largest Crocodile Caught In Panama( Photo) by sammoe(m): 12:18pm On Dec 23, 2014

If this is really true, then Godzilla shouldn't be far away!

#byechristmaschicken

#hichristmascroc

#okthanks

#okbye

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Romance › Re: How Many Hearts Have You Broken Throughout This Year 2014! by sammoe(m): 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2014

Worth being proud of? Dude stop messing with hearts, especially if you think you haven't got one.

Got confronted on something like this for the first time in my life a few days back. Apparently my crime, committed unwittingly, equals to ignoring, absence of a show of care.

And here I was thinking...

... still can't get over it.

Lesson learnt though.

#okmrheartbreaker

#loyaldude

#sorryjay

#okthanks

Romance › Re: 5 Signs She's A Virgin by sammoe(m): 4:34am On Dec 20, 2014

Haa! I need to go back to slee...sadly I wasn't even asleep.
Na now I dey fear una for Nairaland.
Haba!

#yougofearfear

#seechecklist

#virgindonsuffer

#virginstaystrong

#okbye

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Romance › Re: Single Ladies: Do These Things, If You Really Want To Get Married by sammoe(m): 5:29pm On Dec 18, 2014

olassy239:
(5) CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND."
You are not married. The man whos has been dating uou has not preoosed to you. It is time you looked for someone else. You may think that where will you find anothe guy like him? If he is a time waster or one of the othe unserios tyoes who will never commit to you, dump him now.
(6) CHANGE YOUR SOCIAL HABIT.
Go out to where you can mix with people. A man won't come and talk to you when you are wacthing a movie or reading a novel in your bedroom. You must become very visible for him to notice and approach you. If you are shy, get close to outgoing ladies who will take you to the right social gatherings where you can connect with the right people.
(7) CHANGE YOUR VISION
If your vision involves traveling a lot or leeping late hours, tou may need to modify it a bit to help you connect mare easily with the right man for you. If you are not in a relationship, it may be very easy for you to live that way,but for a relationship to succed, it requires time and commitment from you. If you are never there, how can the relationship work out? You don't have to choose between a career and a relationship; you can modify your dream in such a way that you have time for your life to flourish and succeed.

Bia, OP dear is like you're doing all these things shey?
You had better o!

#allthesingleladies

#uwife

#ihusband

#okdear

#okthanks

#okbye

Literature › Re: My Flash/short Stories Collection by sammoe(m): 10:11pm On Dec 15, 2014

Enoquin:
#Oshey
#Thanks
Short stories are tasking. What's with the hashtag...?

Hehe
It came upon me in one of those infrequent moments of epiphany...

grin

#nextquestionplease

#differencebetweensickandunwell

#okthanks

#okbye

grin

Literature › Re: My Flash/short Stories Collection by sammoe(m): 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2014

This is refreshing, really. It's nicely written and makes for an equally nice reading. I didn't want it to finish.

I must also commend the development of the characters in particular and also the plot. It's not that easy to achieve within the given limitations of space.

Enoquin, thank you for making your stories easy on my eyes. I didn't have to squint my eyes in horror or cringe in disgust at some avoidable spelling or punctuation errors.

#well done

#oshey

#waitingfornext

#okthanks

#okbye

Politics › Re: Muma Gee Abandons PDP, Decamps To Labour Party, Wins Primaries by sammoe(m): 12:00am On Dec 14, 2014

She's definitely a fast learner!

#sharpgeh

#ideywatchu

#okooo

#okbye

Health › Re: The World's First Plastic Surgery (pics) by sammoe(m): 11:07am On Dec 12, 2014

Now, here's the definition of RECONSTRUCTIVE surgery . . . not the DECONSTRUCTIVE poo some people opt for...

#welldone

#plasticsurgery

#okbye

Programming › Re: What's With Nairaland??? by sammoe(m): 11:14pm On Dec 03, 2014

Iono o! From 1 to 5...
#keepcounting
#sweetdreams
#okbye

Romance › Re: How To Hook An Igbo Man For Marriage by sammoe(m): 4:44pm On Dec 02, 2014

The OP is a suspect.
The OP is suspect.
#yeye
#yinmu
#okwelldone
#okbye

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Wins The Primaries by sammoe(m): 4:21pm On Dec 02, 2014

Desmond OLushola Eliot
#issorait

Nairaland General › Re: Meet My Daughter! (pic) - Dickdastardly As The "GOOD DAD"! by sammoe(m): 8:16am On Dec 02, 2014

Praiiise the Lord!
I've been vindicated! This is the DickDastardly of yore?
Congrats to you and her mama.
Lovely girl and she looks intelligent too.
Told someone that one had to be kinda smart to be a good troll.
cc yuzedo andyblaze ...

#okfinebaby
#okblessedmamaandpapa
#okthanks

#okbye

Christianity Etc › Re: A Nairalander's Experience At Synagogue Church - Elijah78 by sammoe(m): 9:48pm On Dec 01, 2014

The thing is many people see what they want to see. I don't busy myself with other people's synagogues as long as their 'synagoguing' don't disturb me.
He who has an ear (and an eye) . . .
PS deaf and blind people hear and see
#mysynagoueisinmyheartandlife
#okamen
#okpastor
#okthanks

#okendofservice

grin

#okbye

Sports › Re: Ballon D'award: Why Manuel Neuer Should Win The Ballon d'Or by sammoe(m): 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2014

I am!
I also think the others should be tired of ascending the podium to receive the award, especially Messi!
This doesn't take anything away from Neuer though. He has the quality to win it.
I want him to win it!
#okyes
#okwinner
#okthanks

#okbye

Family › Re: Photos: Meet The World's Largest Family - With 181 Members by sammoe(m): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2014

If this family votes for anybody next year, the person don win!
#oktruth
#okthanks
#okbye

Nairaland General › Re: Lagos Cancels Tomorrow’s (nov 29) Sanitation by sammoe(m): 3:22pm On Nov 28, 2014*

Cool. Since l have mine already...
#okflex
#okthanks
#okbye

Politics › Re: BREAKING! Bomb Explodes At Kano Central Mosque As People Gather For Friday Jumat by sammoe(m): 3:22pm On Nov 28, 2014

This is beyond serious. And the only thing the so called leaders can think of is 2015?
#issokay
#okcontinue

Politics › Re: Alison-madueke Elected OPEC President by sammoe(m): 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2014

Oil price drop
National debt
Boko haram
#issorait
#okthanks
#okbye

Romance › Re: If U Can't Answer This Questions, Then We Can't Go Into Marriage by sammoe(m): 8:17am On Nov 27, 2014

OP, bia, first ask yaself dese questions and answer dem before asking pesin.

#okthanks
#okbye

Family › Re: Should Women Change Their Dressing Once They Get Married? by sammoe(m): 7:41am On Nov 27, 2014

AriDsexy:
Dude,ds is funny,just had to quote u after reading like 4 of ur post on ds thread...so u end every post with "ok thanks nd ok bye"?

Hmmm,ok thanks,ok bye.

Well, yeah...
Sometimes, mostimes...
. . . so . . .

#okthanks

#okbye

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m): 1:48pm On Nov 26, 2014

Urgent sale Samsung Galaxy Y duos @ a giveaway price.

Location: Lagos.

Technology Market › Re: Innjoo T1 QuadCore 7" KitKat Tablet(3g,wifi,1gb,8gb, 5MP) #17,500 by sammoe(m): 8:12am On Nov 26, 2014

DNDROID:
...OUT OF STOCK...

thanks for all your patronage...

we hope to re-stock by Next week...

you can PRE-ORDER by sending your names,
delivery address, quantity & T1..

thank you...Enjoy the rest of your week!

What's up with your phone number?

Family › Re: Twins Become Dads On The Same Day, In The Same Hospital by sammoe(m): 11:06pm On Nov 25, 2014

jacabi:
Doing it on the same day is not even the issue, if done on the same day, for both of them to be able to "score" and the "net" of the women being able to hold the "ball" at the same period is the misery.

Are you a coach or technical adviser?
Your analysis is spot on!

Phones › Re: Exciting Innjoo I1 With Amazing Specs by sammoe(m): 7:04pm On Nov 25, 2014

sammoe:
DNDROID!

DNDROID, been trying your number all day.

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Family › Re: Should Women Change Their Dressing Once They Get Married? by sammoe(m): 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2014

theM16:
I think the use of 'attractive' in your statement is wrong. A married woman should look as perfect as possible no doubt, bt decently. What is she attracting!!!

Being 'attractive' doesn't always equate to 'attracting'. I used it in the same vein as 'good', 'pleasant', 'well-dressed'...
Most women want to look good.
My point is that you can look good without being 'sexy' or provocatively dressed.
#okthanks
#okbye

Family › Re: Should Women Change Their Dressing Once They Get Married? by sammoe(m): 12:31pm On Nov 25, 2014

theM16:
I think the use of 'attractive' in your statement is wrong. A married woman should look as perfect as possible no doubt, bt decently. What is she attracting!!!

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