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CelebritiesRe: Ruth Kadiri Releases Stunning New Pics As She Turns A Year Older by sammoe(m): 9:49am On Mar 25, 2015
Okay...seen and noted!
CelebritiesRe: Rapper MI Acquires 2015 Mercedes G-Wagon to Celebrate 100k IG Followers (Photo) by sammoe(m): 7:13pm On Mar 24, 2015
kennygee:
Awww, my crush.

I'm talking about the car tho, not the Owner.

kiss
You got me there!
BusinessRe: How To Open And Run A School Successfully by sammoe(m): 10:21pm On Mar 15, 2015
williams20:
Good morning house
I've tried severally to just attach the files here without having to ask for your email addresses but its not working
So please post your email addresses here if you'll need any material from me , the first I'll send across ISNA business plan guide , you'll first need to draw a business plan for whatever business you intend to run .

E.O.T William CBT, Member IAeng, ASHM
Please send same to elsam001 @yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by sammoe(m): 9:10pm On Feb 18, 2015
Hello everyone. Trust you're all good.

A home tutor is needed around Mowe. The tutor should be able to handle JSS classes and prepare pupils for common entrance.

Also, a home tutor around Surulere for primary school pupils.

There are also openings for Maths and English teachers in a primary school in Surulere. The teachers are to resume in April for the third term.

The home tutors are urgently needed.
Send a mail to elsam001@yahoo.com
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Man With 58 Wives, 300 Children, Wants More Kids by sammoe(m): 7:30pm On Jan 30, 2015
Hope jazz ain't involved o.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Posts A Throwback Picture Of Donjazzy And Himself On Stage (PHOTO) by sammoe(m): 5:20pm On Jan 30, 2015
singlefade25:
I want them back together.
Hehe.
You make it sound like they were married.
RomanceRe: 17 Signs That Shows She's No Longer Interested In You by sammoe(m): 5:43pm On Jan 29, 2015
An example of silly nonsense...
CelebritiesRe: I’m Good Enough To Be Nigeria’s President – Davido by sammoe(m): 11:15pm On Jan 28, 2015
See ehn, it's too late to laff...

remind me in the morning...

#yeye
CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade Planned To End Tiwa Savage's Music Career by sammoe(m): 10:41am On Jan 20, 2015
fr3do:
Yemi Alade has the language advantage, she can do it in english, igbo, pidgin, yoruba.
And she is cuter and sexier abeg.
You forgot French.
grin
RomanceRe: 4 Surefire Signs You're More Than "Just Friends" by sammoe(m): 11:17am On Jan 18, 2015
I don't know why I found myself laughing after reading this. undecided
Nairaland GeneralCalling All Unpublished Female Writers: Lucy Cavendish Fiction Prize 2015 by sammoe(op): 10:36pm On Jan 17, 2015
Unpublished female writers are invited to enter a
prestigious £1,000 literature prize.

There's a £10 entry price.


"The winner of the fifth and final Lucy Cavendish
Fiction Prize receives £1,000, and, along with all
shortlisted entrants, an invitation to the prize-
giving dinner on the 14th May 2015 . This annual
occasion was instrumental in introducing
previous winners, Catherine Chanter (2013) and
Joanna Merifield (2014) as well as short-listed
entrant Anni Domingo (2014) to their respective
agents, and allows attendees to mingle with
industry specialists.
All shortlisted entrants also earn themselves a
one-to one half-hour consultation, kindly
provided by Judge and literary agent, Nelle
Andrew. Nelle will give editorial feedback and
discuss the marketability of the work submitted."

Writer and journalist Allison Pearson is chairing
the judging panel and says she is looking for
'powerful, original voices'.

For more info: www.lucy-cav.cam.ac.uk/fictionprize
FashionRe: 9 Effects Of High Heels (+ Pics) by sammoe(m): 6:12pm On Jan 17, 2015
Caro, Bisi, Tonia, Belinda, Ada, Zainab and even you Nene, come and see oh!

See una life for up?
Jokes EtcRe: My Beauty Secret: “No Man Has Seen My Unclothedness” – Zahra Buhari by sammoe(m): 6:01pm On Jan 17, 2015
dechandel:
I hope y'll noticed the "FNN"??
Fake Naija News!!!
No mind them. Them nor sabi FNN?

I love those guys sha...
EducationRe: Which is better? Economics education or Economics?? by sammoe(m): 4:46pm On Jan 17, 2015
OP, first off, go ahead to write the UTME and see what comes of it.

Secondly, the difference between such courses is not in the quality but in the scope and orientation. In fact, some people would say education courses are better. Well, I think the "betterness" of a course would lie in the individual (his capabilities and aspirations), the school (sometimes) and the socioeconomic environment.

Ellemuah, have you resumed in the first school? If yes, then like someone has noted, you should have a fair idea of what it entails. Education courses are usually vast and demanding. You can make this a plus.
Best wishes.
LiteratureRe: 22 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind!!!! by sammoe(m): 4:32pm On Jan 17, 2015
Bros, you try.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m): 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2015
sammoe:
Holler if you need a Samsung Y duos.

Peace
Jokes EtcRe: Some Mothers Can Be So Funny by sammoe(m): 12:40am On Jan 04, 2015
woodcook:
since the birds have decided to fly without perching, the hunters have decided to shoot without aiming.
Oga where your source?



Lemme help you : Eneke the bird circa 1957.


You're welcome.



#cunningmandie
FashionRe: New Unique Elegant Crochet Top by sammoe(m): 8:27am On Jan 02, 2015
Mstohun, I gave your pin to female friends that wanted to buy stuff. Only for you to accept and delete them . undecided

How far?
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu Shows Off His Soccer Skills by sammoe(m): 5:21pm On Jan 01, 2015
And I'm disappointed that I saw no ball!

#goal2015


#playmaker


#okbye
FoodRe: I Slaughtered Live Chicken For The First Time In My Life!!!!!!!! by sammoe(m): 4:44pm On Jan 01, 2015
harkindele:
I'm 22, bliv me dat I just slaughtered my first chicken during xmas. Since den Hv been feeling like killing all available chickens. even slaughtered two 2day. cheesy
*evil laff*
Welcome to the club. Just don't go rogue...

You mustn't, I repeat, MUSTN'T jeopardize future operations.

Yours in arms,
Major Sammoe aka Slayer.

#holidaymissions

#deltafoxtrottango

#missiondifficultnotimpossible

#okover

#okout

grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Can’t Find Drivers To Take President Jonathan’s Campaign Vehicles From Kadun by sammoe(m): 7:22pm On Dec 31, 2014
Let me check if Mukaila will drive... He can drive anything with engine and wheels...



In Da Prince's voice #onyourown


#2015afwanttoreacho


#Happynewyear

#okwelcome
FashionRe: Who Started This Trend In Naija? by sammoe(m): 12:05pm On Dec 31, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
Thankyou o!
I am a freak for 'culture'(mixed print) materials. I had mine since 2012.
I still have it sef, Wizkid only made it trend - when it started trending...I just pushed mine to the bottom of my ghana-must-go bag.
I don't do trend. No matter who started the trend...
Same here o. Not this particular print pattern tho. Been wanting to get this one for a long while. Just didn't have the time.
Then suddenly almost everybody's wearing it. Some come even take am do some silly styles.
I just can't join them. When them tire...ehen!

#naonlymedeyalwayswakacome

#okthanks
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by sammoe(m): 10:37pm On Dec 30, 2014
victorazy:
Bros nawa for u o! U daft past Buhari o!
"Did----Finish" English ppl una no try for this punishment una give us.

He has already did it and ur saying he will finish it again? Kai!
Those who live in glass houses...

#gbagaundetector

#loginyaeye

#okbye
RomanceRe: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by sammoe(m): 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
spartoo:
hw can u lend ur gf moni and xpct 2 get t bac?
dat is wat th french call 'one chance'
I don't need a soothsayer to tell me where you schooled. Your parents must be proud of you.

Bia OP, May the good Lord bless you for making me laff this night. May you and everyone reading this have countless reasons to laff in 2015.

#goodstudent


#schoolfeesonpoint

#okthanks

#okbye
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m): 4:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
Holler if you need a Samsung Y duos.

Peace
RomanceRe: A Nairalanders Reason Why He Wont Date Or Marry An African Or Nigerian Lady... by sammoe(m): 11:02pm On Dec 27, 2014
I smh for you and your friend. I just don't like generalisations like this.

Another one will come and say she can't (or won't) marry a naija or African guy. Why? They're not romantic... bla bla.
For starters, you've got to be romantic. And that's relative IMO.
I suspect the girls around you...

I know several girls/ladies that'll put you and your list to shame. tongue

#okthanks
#okbye
Nairaland GeneralRe: He Hates His I Pass My Neighbor Gen With Passion, Should He Throw It Away? by sammoe(m): 10:50pm On Dec 27, 2014
Two options:

Throw it away

OR

Give his NEIGHBOUR.

#notoibetapassmyneighbour

#loveyourneighbourasyourself

#okbye

#okthanks
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by sammoe(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2014
Bia OP, is that your ride into 2015?

grin

It will take you places!

PS What happens under the sun and in the rain?

#2015instyle

#oshey

#okthanks

#okbye
EducationRe: Ten Everyday Saying That Make No Sense by sammoe(m): 10:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
The rat's a** gets me. I mean if I so cared and really wanted to show it by giving an a**, why that of a rat?
undecided
What happened to rabbits and squirrels? grin


#notorat'sa**

#keepthea**toyourself

#okthanks

#okbye
Nairaland GeneralRe: . by sammoe(m): 11:13pm On Dec 26, 2014
If you continue, OP...


fill in the blanks.


Just know this:


'IN VINO VERITAS'. You aren't the first.


#thewayofshayousuallybreedswayo


#don'tdrinkyourlifeaway


#mytwoandahalfglasses


#okhigh


#okbye
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help My Roommate Committed Suicide This Morning by sammoe(m): 1:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
OP bia, how many times did you hear your name?


This your matter ehn, two things dey involved and I nor too blame you: you're either starving or you had too much to eat.

If it's the former, nairalanders dey we fit help, Kate Henshaw goat suppose still remain self.


IF NA THE LATTER, hmm, just jeje logout (click 'all'), GI and sleep and come back tomorrow...


Nonsense! Na so the other people start...


#likeplaylikeplay

#mytwograinsoffriedrice

#youneedJesus


#you're welcome


#okbye
FamilyRe: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by sammoe(m): 9:43am On Dec 25, 2014
Na lie lie people full here o

shocked


I don't tell lies, even tho I think I've got the skills.

Reason: it ain't worth it. You spend all your creative energies, time and even money to service lie.

Na loan?!

The day I told the truth and made the person believe I was lying ... smh
cool

#callingallLienuses

#unaliedeysmell

#ilienomore

#myturkeysendshisgreetings

#okbye

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