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All of these trekking corroborates the assertion that "Many are mad, but only a privileged few roam the streets"

These ones are roaming the country.

Perspective is the key

opeaceo:
571

Same here

ginawest:
improvement?Dis one dat luks lyk weed khalifa?noooo...Dis z not an improvement

My dear, you should have seen him last year. He looked scrawny.

Ahdonbilivit!

I thought it's only periods they look for.

This is even an improvement, if you ask me.

FRSC had better start arresting guys like this before we have a situation on our hands.

There are enough unwell people on our roads already.

babeface3:
lol, Ever heard of administering anesthesia on only the part of the body that needs surgery . Don't say this to someone that knows you

The ignorant twerp obviously hasn't heard of local anaesthesia.

Why I just dey read nonsense since?!



You ppl should be careful o.



I don't care if it's in Jokes section, u hear?

Poor guy! He was really depressed...


...they were pressing his remote from his (To be completed)

When I read such trash, I wonder.

IMO, scrap federal character. Shikena!

Let merit be the prime consideration for whatever.

U don't have exams at all?

The weather is too hot for this nonsense...


I dey come...


Modified...

That guy and his wife still take that stuff, I'm sure. That's one of such things capable of producing such a warped logic; death sentence - wedding - emotional blackmail.


SMH

AgapeCharis:
You this girl. Any small thing go and twerk on this, go and twerk on that. Is twerking your hobby??

She's a twerkerer...

Alaanyihaji:
My bros, That guy doesn't communicate. What course did he read in the 'university' of dictionary?

Methinks he studied Grammatical Obfuscation and Rhetorical Perambulationeering. He must have also taken electives in Verbal Gymnastics...yeah...I'm almost certain...

I'm sorry buh that babe is in a vegetative state.



How can we help?

Where those guys wey dey shout pink lips?



Them fit stand these ones?


Mtscheeweechew....

ovoxo:
Plzz i'd like to sound this...if u know you do not want to click on the link plzz kindly keep your opinion to yourself as voicing it discourages me frm fulfilling my dream i.e to b a blogger

If you want me to click your link, please kindly keep your opinion to yourself as voicing it discourages me from living my dream i.e being an avid reader.


Thanks.

Obahiagbonphobia (n)
the fear of high powered grammatical expressions similar to those of Patrick Obahiagbon. e.g I have Obahiagbonphobia. I won't read anything he writes.

Bexson:
Your brain sef na photobuilt

Na lie im talk?

Some NLders really need this...



Seriously, insects are quite proteinous.

Ishilove:
Ehn, when you tell me "baby, I want to come with my family to see your parents", and I now smile and say "okay dear", that's a yes.

Then the following day you can give me the ring and say:

"baby, this is just to show that you are no longer single", and I will smile and say

"hahhhhahaha, thank you dear!"


Shikena. No need for unnecessary fanfare, and no kneeling down. If you kneel down, me sef will kneel down

After two of una kneel down, na to begin prayer....

Hmmm, OP your picture don spread oo. If not, I for invite u come my side.

Na only Paulina dey the other flat.



Buh na she send d pix give me, say her friend been use am do bbm dp...

Worth trying out. Well done.

My dear, I think that's a preproduction sample.




P.S. Don't ask me what that means.

My dear, I think that's a preproduction sample.




P.S. Don't ask me what that means.

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

[/b]

Your medicine still dey fire. smh

Answer's in a bit.

Meanwhile...

Here's this piece culled from NY Times:

A couple of months ago, it was a color-changing dress that blew out the neural circuits of the Internet . Though it may not have quite the mass appeal, this week it is a math problem that is making bushels of brains hurt. It started with a posting on Facebook,
by Kenneth Kong, a television host in Singapore.
From there, people around the world have been trying to figure out Cheryl’s birthday, or at least wondering why she couldn’t she just save everyone a lot of trouble and be more direct with Albert and Bernard?
The wording of the problem is terrible, so here is a clearer version, which makes some of the assumptions more obvious but which does not
change any of the underlying logic of
the problem:
Albert and Bernard just met Cheryl. “When’s your birthday?” Albert asked Cheryl. Cheryl thought a second and said, “I’m not going to tell you, but I’ll give you some clues.” She wrote down a list of 10 dates:
May 15 — May 16 — May 19
June 17 — June 18
July 14 — July 16
August 14 — August 15 — August 17
“My birthday is one of these,” she said.
Then Cheryl whispered in Albert’s ear the month — and only the month — of her birthday. To Bernard, she whispered the day, and only the day.
“Can you figure it out now?” she asked Albert.
Albert: I don’t know when your birthday is, but I know Bernard doesn’t know, either.
Bernard: I didn’t know originally, but now I do.
Albert: Well, now I know, too!
When is Cheryl’s birthday?


Do YOU know?

drfk001:
dude you are wrong...she ain't your girlfriend who you can form alpha male for. Dust your cv and include carrying of bags as your special skill

Innovation!

Naijasinglegirl:
Culled from my blog eh

http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-shoki-song-cost-me-my-job/

Technically, it wasn't your job.

Nice piece as always though...shoki...ah...