₦airaland Forum

Me and bank ATM has reconciled

For the last time, there's nothing like hell fire

Abeg make una dey try write the last part first.
Imagine the first sentence I saw was Ganduje giving Kwankwaso a ride

Use the remaining days fear who no fear wowan

Almiron:
Fear woman.

No, it's actually for eba

Lol this one na mumu

LittleBigDick:
That hair style is for broke ass bitchs


My woman won't never go on that bleeped up hairstyle

The name is wrong bro, I think you already know

masterfactor:
Carry on BAba, in you we trust. Even enemies of Nigeria go still one benefit from this palliative. Make children of hate go meet lamidi Kanu and that barrhead man from Finland for their own palliative

Please remove me from that group

Thanks for all your efforts but we'll still reclaim our mandate
#obidient💯

That girl should be jailed especially for lying cos this her story is very insulting. Imagine saying she invited a man to her boyfriend house. Chai this lie is fueling more anger to my system.

Nigeria is too big to be one country

Over population is always a result of joblessness and a sign of poverty
Ever since china developed, the rate at which they increase in population decreased

I wonder where he goes to pee when he's/she's pressed in a pub.
Not in the male and Ofcourse not in the female section

I slapped a soldier today and he ran away, that was how I knew he was fake
Let's expose fake soldiers by slapping any soldier you see

Take worm expeller and some antibiotics

I stand for Tinubu but I think he rigged the election and is not the rightful winner, so it's best he Tinubu accepts his wrongs and step down for Peter Obi who won the election

zeuss:
I am obedient but I think the time is right to collapse structure for Jagaban.
Tinubu on his part needs to embrace ibo as his fellow citizens and give them their dues. Ibo don't ask for much just show them relevance and enjoy their loyal support.
The Muslim north is upto something and we must all protect the south.

Lol after watching a gay porn,he mistakenly shared it on WhatsApp but deleted it afterwards but unfortunately for him most of us now use GB WhatsApp

That's how they build their mansions and tell you the source is from movie roles

The rate at which Nigerians elect unwell politicians is alarming

What's good for the goose is good for the gander
RIP Father Joseph

Ocean 11

I think one more slot is still empty that will be allocated to Wike of Rivers State
The MC/Comedy slot

Don't conclude yet!

We wouldn't? What figure of speech is that?

Georgejeez:
Egg source ko , Egg Whereabouts ni .

Boldly say , Yam and Palm oil , we wouldn't flog you

We forgive you

Ara Bambi

Nwanne berebere

You've done well but pray this doesn't escalate else you provide those civil defense personnels for illegally obtaining a phone from another the rightful owner. Well you just happened to be lucky the said girl does not know her right.

Obidients are hard working Nigerians, not some coke selling charlatans

A policeman begged you for #50 while your stupid father begs for his life in prison

Kukutenla:
This dimwit is still spewing trash. Was the investigation carried out by the police or Anambra state ministry of education? Your mumurity wear cap. I'm suspecting you're the same policeman with dirty teeth that begged me for fifty naira this morning. Yet you're now on NL making mouth
You belong in a loon

When a fool talks, it goes one sided without references. Have you ever in your whole miserable life heard about references? No you've not or maybe you have but your stupidity won't let you understand what it means.

Kukutenla:
This dimwit is still spewing trash. Was the investigation carried out by the police or Anambra state ministry of education? Your mumurity wear cap. I'm suspecting you're the same policeman with dirty teeth that begged me for fifty naira this morning. Yet you're now on NL making mouth
You belong in a loon

Lol, fool! there was an investigation that took place. You lack information that has warranted you to have less knowledge about all that transpired. The police might be corrupt but as you are.
Commit a crime and see what happens, myself will lead my squad to investigate you. Riffraff you don't make use of your senses

Kukutenla:
What is this nitwit saying? What are you inviting police for? Jamb already denounced the result with evidence. The girl in question already owned up to her mischief yet this nincompoop is asking that I should call the arguably the most corrupt police in the world to come and investigate. It seems you're really dumb and not playing o.

Or how does one explain the fact that the source of the fake document is already known and the girl already said she did it all by herself. Yet a complete buffoon like you is still saying police should come. Must you be mad? Even if you are, must you advertise it?
Get out with this foolishness abeg