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OurTruth:
QUESTION: How were you abducted? Was it during the day or was it at night? Was it when you were sleeping? Is there any possibility of someone witnessing your abduction?

ANSWER: I'm having a smoke through the crack on my sliding glass front door. It's cold outside. My dog is in her open kennel across the room, napping. I hear my front door latch click. That's weird, no one ever stops by this late. It's past midnight.

My dog goes ballistic. Insane. I have never heard her bark like this before, but she isn't leaving her cage.. that's weird.. she always goes to the door.

I flick my smoke, and close my front door. I turn around, and take a step towards my bedroom door, moving my eyes from the floor, up to where I am going. I can see my bedroom door from here. My light is on. My door is closed. I didn't turn my light on. I didn't close the door. There is something inside my room, I can see the shadow moving under the door crack.

I hear something come through my front door. That door is locked. I know I locked it. I take another step while I am realizing this. I think I know what's happening, but I'm not sure, but I know I have been here before. I just know.

laluski:
To give u an idea how old I'm, check I registered this account...and I had an account 5 years before then...I couldn't remember the password so I had to abandon it..
That aside...lemme ask you a question..if a girl gets pregnant for you now...are u ready to father that baby or "hustle" and give her money to terminate the pregnancy...a simple advice, don't let your small penis that has no brain and your testosterone as huge as that of an elephant over rule your sense of reasoning....
My first child is in the university and one thing taught to ask any boy that comes in the name of datinh her is to ask a simple question..." Why do you "love" me or why do you want to date me...it has NEVER failed her..
She's doing brilliantly well in her academics ..are u in the university?

Jmichael1:
There's dis pretty grl in my street that i wud love to bleep and move on,bt i got a problem here...

i always admire dis grl wen i'm alone at home,i'll be lyk...omoh if i see gift(her name) today i must tell her one or two tinz 4 her left ear...bt i lose interest in dis same grl each time i see her.

i've notice dis tin more than 3 times....i admire her wen i'm alone bt lose interest in her the moment i see her..

what do i call dis one,its dat our spirit no match or wat?

congo4ka:
Especially when i have not done it for almost a month, my come would be extremely much and really THICK, when i am pouring, i will be shouting and speaking in tongues and shaking and also crying tears of joy because its sooo sweet. I usually enjoy myself especially when i am fucckingg a big booooty and she is extremely wet, I will just be crying and saying nonsense when i want to come! Even when i see a sexy big boooty lady in the street, my body vibrates as i imagine the feeling when i come inside of her and sometimes i feel like crying tears of pleasure. Pls advice!

Halimat04:
It should have bn my ex gf who happens to my gf sis is acting strange right?

Mathew1999:
Comerade u too like vawulence

Astrokid911:
all the problem for Nigeria you chose to reply this thread

Astrokid911:
all the problem for Nigeria you chose to reply this thread

siofra:
"carry me dey gooooo
Jehovah carry me dey go my husband house"



My neighbour who is an ardent follower of Shola on Twitter heard me singing this song when he came to our house this morning and started laughing.
Then proceeded to give me an aproko lecture on how husbands are scarce and men are the prize.


how do i get this song out of my head?

It's very catchy and hard to forget

AncientGuy:
Let me just quickly summarise,

There is this girl where I work, she is 17 while I'm 24,I like her, don't know if I should go and ask her out.. she looks way matured than her age.

Hope i won't commit any crime doing that?

If yes how should I go about it guys?

WickedPisa:
an opinion, ask him questions, but you a typical Nigerian that will swallow hearsay and ridicule who dares to oppose.
opoonu
you deh swallow tales by moonlight you deh happy.
there are no extraterrestrial lifeforms.
even if they are, we will not find them in our solar system.
lemme be giving you small lines so you'd understand a thing or two
planets like earth are the only planets that can harbor life, breathable air, and so on
to find a planet like ours, we need to atleast oooooo get to the nearest star to us (proximus centuri) which is 4 light years away
and if you know how light years are calculated you should know how long itd take to travel that distance
we will not even try to do it until we find a way to travel at the speed of light (a feat I dont think our generation would be able to achieve)

you like the story fine, but the OP is just disillusioned
them deh kukuma teach astronomy for nigeria? I doubt
na history and international relations I read 4 school but somehow the universe deh pull me to am
so I'm quite inclined about how lifeforms evolve and what not
i repeat, if we found extraterrestrial lifeforms
we will not be able to communicate verbally
it has to be signs and sounds
OP deh copy and paste hearsay 4 here chai
guy you misleading the public

BoredBerry:
Well you brought it up...

I had agreed with the op twice during the course of our debate but asked for concrete proof...

The op got mad... You and the other guy did too...

I think it's stupid... I have many views people don't agree with... But questions could never trigger me... I'm pro-lgbtq... Pro-choice... Etc...

I can argue and defend myself... Not get mad and ignore another person cause we don't agree...

BoredBerry:
That's your mistake.. An argument isn't illogical... Intellects do it... All the time... That's why Charles darwin was opposed... And all the other great scientist... They defended themselves and won...

Waiting might be your thing... But I love an interactive session...

BoredBerry:
He shouldn't take it personal... Imagine believing in one thing and someone brings up a totally different perspective to it... You would definitely argue.. Especially if you've already formed your own opinion on the topic... I do believe in aliens... Not just the way the op does... So there's a clash.. Which I expect him to understand...

If a Christian is told that allah us the true god... Would he just taken it? No... He would argue... But if you're patient enough... You could convince him...

I'm an opinionated individual... Like the op... At some point we are gonna agree...

BoredBerry:
Again... This is a forum... Where debates are made...

When the op is done with this thread... He moves in to the next... Would I drag him back to answer my questions and those of a hundred others? That's dumb...

If the op cares to impact knowlege he would be patient and understand how confusing all these are and answer our questions to clear our doubts...

This isn't a school with teachers and their canes... But a thread created by one man who wants to share what he believes to be the truth...

Get the difference?

If educating us is his true purpose he can always take a break to clear our doubts.. Then continue... Not blow a fuse every time he's asked a question or someone comes up with an opposing opinion...

That's what religious leaders do...

BoredBerry:
Exactly... No one knows were we came from...

Keeping an open mind doesn't mean you just read anything on the internet and believe ut could be real.. That's whay stupid people who can't form their own ideas do... They seek out the next prophet who would break it all down so their inferior brains can understand...

I ask questions and challange the op cause I need to trust him to believe anything he writes... I don't take his opinions or research as the gospel truth... I believe in science that that means I need solid proof...

I didn't ditch religion which tried to dull curious minds... To follow the op like a sheep...

If he knows what he's doing... He wouldn't mind my questions.. You think Isaac Newton got mad? If the op is a megalomaniac whose pride prevents him from answering simple questions cause he finds them offensive, then he's as dumb as pastors and imams...

BoredBerry:


I'm sorry... But what part of my argument makes no sense to you?

I'm complaining that the op's aliens are so conveniently like man... Their civilizations too... Isn't it weird?

Or the op is a prophet and god forbid we question him?

BoredBerry:
Oh... Yes... You believe a man in the sky created you...

He made no mentions of aliens tho... So you believing the op is blasphemy... Don't question the bible or Christ...

BoredBerry:
What truth? That humans were created by reptiles?

I don't know which is worse... The religious fanatics or folks such as yourself who peddle conspiracies just so their life seems more exciting than it actually is...

Yes... There could be humanoid beings out there... But the probability is low...

On earth alone... Of the over 8 million species of living things... How many are humanoid? Most live under water... Fly or glide... Crawl... Etc... Many can't be seen without a microscope...

If on earth alone... Humans are one of the few humanish beings... Out there in the universe, why most every alien be similar to us?

You don't entertain the possibility of aliens beig completely different thanks to their completely different environment... That aliens could be an unintelligent or slow developing race... That they may not want anything to do with us...

It's just cliche...

Humans haven't existed forever on earth... We evolved... From apes... All life on earth has a common ancestor... Thousands of years before we came... And we were once even cave men... We are so 'refined' now thanks to evolution and we are still changing!

You believe this same thing could easily have happened elsewhere?

Creatures from sea move to land... From four legs to two legs... Bigger brains... Tech and science... Etc?

It would be extremely hard...

BoredBerry:
The op is a deranged lunatic... He's high af!

Aliens wouldn't look like humans!

Fu** Hollywood! Aliens aren't green humanoid beings with large eyes etc...

Give me an alien that's a gaint jellyfish that floats in air... Aliens that communicate with smells... Aliens from water worlds... Etc...

Not this alien abduction-anal probe bullsh**...

The reason we have two hands and two legs... Eyes and mouths... Because we've adapted to survive on earth...

Other planets are very different from ours! So life there would not be like ours!!!

Planets that are dark would have bio-luminescent beings... There are planets covered with volcanoes... Dense planets and those that aren't... Planets that are cold cause they are far away from their star(s) and those that are extremely hot... Etc...

Plus... There could be unintelligent life out there! Not the advanced, saucer flying aliens we always hear about!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Good now little boy keep mute and face your life..

omoharry:
You don't need to cut the whiskers. I have lived with so many cats as pet, I hug them, they sleep on my bed with me sometimes and play ..I don't see any danger with Thier whiskers. I am rather careful with thier claws.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What provision?There is no ‘reason’ for being gay...Is there a reason for being heterosexual? No so why would it be different for homosexuals? Just accept that people will be different and stop trying to label everyone...

BoredBerry: