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FYI: Dont listen to the negativity, she did tell you about her abortion before u guys got hitched remember. Imagine if she didn't that will be another story. |
ogh shame, it shows u still do lv yo wife, ask for her forgivess and pray that ol goes back to the way it was. U should never forget God in your problems because God never gives us big problems that we can't handle. U can handle this and remember with him ol is possible, nothn is impossible wen it comes to him. I hope you get your wife back and that she 4gives u. |
Nivea ol da way ![]() |
Its a pity, in most cases wen u get a good man, he's usually with a bad woman, eish and good man are hard to come by. RUN |
So if the husband has indeed caught d woman, dan y is he still around her? Smthn is wrong!!!! He knows she cheats and he's still with her, smthn is very WRONG big time. |
Than comes Loisa, Shekupe and ol my male friends, sorry gals, ya'll r just full of crap n irritating |
[quote author=d_oracle link=topic=109439.msg1905340#msg1905340 date=1201764643]A couple had been married for only two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 15 different kinds of beer, brands from 6 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , Canada , Nigeria etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses, " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: hot chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps and little quiches. "But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that, " "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And, they lived happily ever after. [/quote]lmao |
Y dont u go to the TV and Radio stations and newspapers if u r serious in finding your friend. Thats if you havent found her yet. I think its sweet |
lysaa:Agree, she probably thinks ol men are stupid cos of bad experience with them in her past, hence keeping it ol bottled up inside. But if u guys spend so much time together and enjoy each other's company, i c good things cmn olredy, just dont expect them to come too soon and rush into things. Patience, keep nurturing and b very patient with her |
Man its been a yr and no reply, well let me say smthn, i say get married wen u is ready, to hell with the numbers 25, 27 my foot ![]() |
I c no wrong in that, is u the guardian, than tell her. If you feel uneasy or so, find a female friend that you trust who can talk to her about it. I remember wen i got my first period, i was scared to death, lucky enough my mom was around and told me about it that day, how to take care of it and wen to expect the next one. I'm sure ol this will b a blur to u, so best u send her to a good female friend of yours and tell her y u sending her there, It will help if u go with her, but necessarily sitting in on the conversation though. |
If its my kid askn me that question I'll tell him/her, babies come from their mummies. and put a fullstop on the answer with an exclamation mark.! |
Oh double HELL NO, he's gonna leave me with a kid and divorce me still, NOPE i cant marry such a man, but if he has one, yes and never was married, yes |
@ the poster, I assure you, if you look at ol da ten commandments, surely u dont commit to them ol. There r some which u've broken and continue to break, yep we ol do.@ the topic, well, nowadays sme ppl aernt really up for marriage, many reasons but do want kids, so they go for it, in other cases it happens wen u least expect it, usually sometimes unplanned or so, so u decide to keep it, but dream of getting married one day. Ol u can do is ask for the Lord's 4gvness, but isnt sex b4 marriage also a sin, oh wat, yet we continue to do it, isnt adultery a sin, yet we continue to do it, even if u didnt sleep with the person but imagine so, and how good that person may b in bed, its still a sin, yet we do ol da time. We do so many wrong, I cant say i support pregnancy b4 marriage, but i myself am not against it, its up to who ever decides they want it that way to go ahead, i'm not in their lives, in their plans and m certainly not that person. I for 1 dont even think of marriage at the moment, i say to myself, like hell m not gonna go to work, come home and do ol the work yle the husband sits and reads a paper, that i wont stand for, we r in it together 4rm da beginning, so i opt not to marry |
Wat damages? Thats just a way 4 them to make quick money. Go on with LIFE |
Manta:Nice one indeed, |
I bet u they celebrate it on the 28th ![]() |
I dont want to give $, rather perharps clothing or so |
The more u try and keep yo daughter in, the more she becomes wild the minute u let her out. Its like a goat which has been a a kraal for days, running ol kinds of directions wen the kraal door is open. Making her experiment ol sorts of things in a short time and not learning wats wats by seeing rather by actuall doing. Give a little freedom, |
Yep |
Ogh, its been 8 yrs, and just the thot of another child scares me, though i've always wanted 2. I wonder if i'll make it. |
I like m, as long as its two holes, one of both ears, too many get to be eew, and on guys, eish i like m more |
Skinny's , Stilletos always, accesories (bangles & earings) |
u were starting to like him thats y u fln pissed, go ahead u got a rite to be mad. |
Your gal is dump, surely she'll do the same to the other guy. Plus she was not suppose to have u find out, she left u cos of another guy. And for the other guy, i feel sorry 4 him, cos she's gonna do the same to him. As for you, move on and wen she comes back crawling to u, dont take her back. |
Oracle:4rm experience, i dated a guy for more than 3 years, he got another job in another town and would only come after 3 months or so, i never travelled to go c him cos it was damn far, that was my excuse, the love started to die. We not together anymore. It depends actually from person to person. If the love is strong, it'll work, in my case our love was already complicated. But i never cheated on him, the love just started to die. Like some one said, out of sight out of mind, i even stopped clln hm. |
MyAfriplac:I Agree 100% |
Positive signs No hesitation in providing da nr doesnt always mean she likes u, sometimes we give our digits and later realize, y do f*&%K did i give my digits to this idiot. @ Poster, keep your eyes open and u'll c |

